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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2016 18:44:39 GMT -5
☂ Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side
*ba-dum crash*
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Post by Suspicious Toast on Sept 2, 2016 18:48:21 GMT -5
There was a Mexican magician doing a disappearing act He started counting up to when he was gonna disappear Uno....Dos...
And then he disappeared without a tres
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2016 18:50:17 GMT -5
There was a Mexican magician doing a disappearing act He started counting up to when he was gonna disappear Uno....Dos... And then he disappeared without a tres ☂ But the question is
where did he go
That is fantastic yet cringy all at the same time
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2016 18:55:30 GMT -5
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
That is my class's sense of humor right there I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry
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Post by kiwi cheesecake on Sept 2, 2016 18:55:39 GMT -5
My Gov teacher has jokes of the day. This is one of the best sets.
If outside the bathroom you're American, what are you inside the bathroom? European What are you on your way to the bathroom? Russian. What about once you're done? Finnish.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2016 18:56:54 GMT -5
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2016 19:02:31 GMT -5
A dyslexic man walks into a bra. That is my class's sense of humor right there I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry ☂ Probably both.
"What do you call a dyslexic nocturnal agnostic? Someone who stays awake all night, wondering if there really is a dog."
Ehh?
Ehhhhhh? My Gov teacher has jokes of the day. This is one of the best sets. If outside the bathroom you're American, what are you inside the bathroom? European What are you on your way to the bathroom? Russian. What about once you're done? Finnish. ☂ I was like, "Huh?" at first... then I got the joke. cx My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! ☂ *thumb up of approval*
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Post by Kenshin on Sept 2, 2016 19:09:12 GMT -5
when lgbt people get on a bus after work, what are they doing going homo on public transportation
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2016 19:11:03 GMT -5
when lgbt people get on a bus after work, what are they doing going homo on public transportation ☂ Woooow
Such a play on words
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Post by Northstar3213 on Sept 2, 2016 19:33:59 GMT -5
I got a good one.
An Irishman walked into a bar.
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Post by rosepelt22 on Sept 2, 2016 20:37:15 GMT -5
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
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Post by Daisypool on Sept 2, 2016 21:24:08 GMT -5
I used to be a trapeze artist, but then I was let go...
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Post by Penguin ~ ❄ on Sept 2, 2016 21:29:18 GMT -5
At least it's corn-y.
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