Post by tiger beetle on Oct 9, 2016 11:13:34 GMT -5
Part Seven: Wet Pope Heel
COMICS 3001-3100
End Him
![](http://imgur.com/RjDT067.png)
Lowcloud was upset about Jasperstripe’s existence.
Cut Someone
![](http://imgur.com/hs3GKA9.png)
That definitely sounds like something Thistlefoot would do.
Broke My Foot
![](http://imgur.com/aXu3SJs.png)
Don’t question the orb. Also, don’t kick the orb.
Everyone’s Night
![](http://imgur.com/dO9QMqr.png)
I guess optimism is a good thing.
Exactly What I Said
![](http://imgur.com/CGyZbEM.png)
That’s twice now.
In A Meme
![](http://imgur.com/Z3UgZ8K.png)
Not sure what meme. Maybe a school-specific one?
Dabbed
![](http://imgur.com/kW2XQ91.png)
It’s probably worth mention that I sort of suspect Mynatuft might be the one who said “I’m tryin’ not to sit on your head, girl,” but I really don’t know at all.
In The Box
![](http://imgur.com/qKkqUIB.png)
Her baby in this case is Minseok from EXO.
Lid Down
![](http://imgur.com/lMcHkxj.png)
The lid is just so close to his heart.
Missed You
![](http://imgur.com/kaaYEQv.png)
Lowcloud is the one she said was like the sun.
Our Water
![](http://imgur.com/GoYYRcx.png)
There was a buffet, but we were the last group to be allowed to go to it.
Potential Future Car
![](http://imgur.com/XE5BfUS.png)
…Oh.
Prompt From 1999
![](http://imgur.com/4bdw8D9.png)
I’m even more decrepit than that.
Ode
![](http://imgur.com/xzYC09w.png)
Well, that’s a very descriptive title.
Seinfeld Song
![](http://imgur.com/Y4LSSvq.png)
Nighttail…
Soul Touch
![](http://imgur.com/36XZlI0.png)
She’s said this many times.
The One I Wanted
![](http://imgur.com/CIAwvJw.png)
Zorilstripe is great at being a jerk.
The Crucible
![](http://imgur.com/HeGw7uy.png)
Nighttail really lets power get to his head.
Start You Off
![](http://imgur.com/OHLLDGO.png)
This was at prom.
Potato Mountain
![](http://imgur.com/SXBFRPL.png)
What about seventh grade?
Touch Her
![](http://imgur.com/ehjX529.png)
I’ve been trying to get better about this.
Wrapped Themselves
![](http://imgur.com/tz9iu0u.png)
One of EXO’s music videos.
Tick People Off
![](http://imgur.com/6o1l8s6.png)
She’s a stats teacher. She ticks people off in the usual sense just by doing her job.
Too Thick
![](http://imgur.com/36TogiC.png)
There were no knives. It was ham.
Tummy
![](http://imgur.com/lNcwu5o.png)
This was also in reference to Minseok.
Chi Squared
![](http://imgur.com/wGsyPxV.png)
A chi squared test is an irritating (though useful) mathy thing that basically tells you how “weird” experimental numbers are compared to what you would expect to have happen. “Chi” is a Greek letter that looks like a big X, and it’s pronounced kye, not like “chai.”
Foregrounds
![](http://imgur.com/cDdce8T.png)
I…okay?
Good Samaritan
![](http://imgur.com/BR3YuSN.png)
Breccianose was pointing at the chair.
Dipping Dots
![](http://imgur.com/VKFRoD5.png)
Dippin’ Dots: I appreciate their existence, but they are far inferior to real ice cream. I don’t know, they kind of have a bad flavor, but they’re still edible?
Amuse Me
![](http://imgur.com/hhBW3d7.png)
He kind of creeped me out, to be honest, but he at least spawned some comics.
Hurt Your Elbow
![](http://imgur.com/3P6NIw3.png)
Yes, Foosball, as in the table game with the flippy people.
Hiding
![](http://imgur.com/uuE0j8l.png)
Well, it won’t see her.
Glorious Potatoes
![](http://imgur.com/z0LfrUX.png)
They were Mynatuft’s potatoes.
Cheerios
![](http://imgur.com/pdd3oKP.png)
Katydidspring immediately ratted him out, and Adderbite has no poker face.
Got Eggs
![](http://imgur.com/6xa4AGv.png)
He was talking about Zelkovathorn, but I didn’t see any eggs.
Little Teeth
![](http://imgur.com/ZGVd9r9.png)
Minseok again.
Sneak In Any Time
![](http://imgur.com/vGWRlhz.png)
I don’t know the context, but I also kind of feel like I don’t need context for this?
Read This Script
![](http://imgur.com/RcJ8Icp.png)
He did fine.
Majestic Bird
![](http://imgur.com/t9EKT4T.png)
Then he bit her.
No Knife
![](http://imgur.com/YOVZ2EL.png)
I’m so glad wcrf is more lenient about this kind of thing.
Properly
![](http://imgur.com/XKxevCo.png)
She required him to sit on her lap.
Stat Minus Parameter
![](http://imgur.com/gKffRCF.png)
Accurate.
SPLICE Chart
![](http://imgur.com/f4x41Lh.png)
The cards actually say the whole words, but I wanted them to be legible. SPLICE charts are used when we read about time periods, and it stands for social, political, literature, interactions (between different places), cultural, and environmental aspects of the time.
Steal
![](http://imgur.com/AbtCI1F.png)
Mynatuft handed her the rose, but there was something about it she didn’t like, so she didn’t put it in her mouth.
Still Recovering
![](http://imgur.com/gppkDmV.png)
I think he might have gone to his old school’s prom?
Those Triangles
![](http://imgur.com/wtURNzB.png)
I would expect usually steel, but I’m no triangle expert.
Throw Salt
![](http://imgur.com/13ygGNw.png)
Wrong shoulder!!!
The Ins
![](http://imgur.com/p0zOczf.png)
That’s good.
Wedding
![](http://imgur.com/RtxPNbh.png)
Tealwhisker then forgot the words for “maid of honor,” so she told me I could be the First Lady of the wedding, which she also said would be the next weekend.
Upset One
![](http://imgur.com/eNm1kdZ.png)
I think I’m the upset one because he burped.
Both Architects
![](http://imgur.com/c6keXrk.png)
This happened a little over five years ago. The teacher was saying that architects didn't draw to a nice scale.
Calorie Count
![](http://imgur.com/1oLS1VH.png)
I'm so worried about the calories I'll get from licking an envelope.
Earbuds Out
![](http://imgur.com/VjbXnT0.png)
I couldn't find the word the teacher was going for on the Internet.
Contact Me
![](http://imgur.com/bvlRarn.png)
She got her contact sorted out.
Flat Stanley
![](http://imgur.com/kcSK9Xp.png)
He and Siltclaw shared a hotel room on a school trip.
Flat Stanley, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/UIuKVjz.png)
Well, that's a little…
Flat Stanley, Part Three
![](http://imgur.com/d5SddT6.png)
This really makes Siltclaw sound a lot more exciting than he is.
Having Teeth
![](http://imgur.com/lZHR9cL.png)
She recently got her braces off.
Floor Mint
![](http://imgur.com/jXzSUQQ.png)
Meanwhile, there is definitely not a mint in the ceiling, because Slick definitely didn't throw it there three years ago immediately following the events of the Mint comics, because we as a group definitely did not pick up the mints and start throwing them up high in the hopes of putting them in the ceiling. What mint?
Enjoy
![](http://imgur.com/1rPT2l4.png)
Apparently she said this to every class.
Houses That Roll
![](http://imgur.com/NUZue9I.png)
Drivey-mo-house-mobiles?
Opening A Window
![](http://imgur.com/jdNQhul.png)
He started screaming out the window for help.
Nickel
![](http://imgur.com/zTwJP3p.png)
So $2.55.
Pass That Far
![](http://imgur.com/rHi20AT.png)
He was just sliding papers across a table. I saw some of the brightest lightning I've ever seen while typing that.
Inner Soul
![](http://imgur.com/rMKsEOT.png)
Impalafoot's senioritis has been particularly noticeable.
Spin The Bottle
![](http://imgur.com/V01fTsr.png)
Spin the spittle?
Read Or Write
![](http://imgur.com/trixiva.png)
There were lightbulbs out on one of the physics room tables. We didn't really learn about light, but he did show us some stuff with them.
Stacy
![](http://imgur.com/6nTmQV9.png)
This came out of nowhere.
Piece Of Trash
![](http://imgur.com/BEEXLUr.png)
Me!
My Actor
![](http://imgur.com/PNtgj94.png)
Poor Lorywhisker.
What Gas
![](http://imgur.com/KNsufxR.png)
I'm pretty sure Superman is from Krypton, not Voltron, but okay.
Tish
![](http://imgur.com/AIj5hhv.png)
Uh, no. Also, "tish" is short for "tissues."
Tempting
![](http://imgur.com/lYVqzt6.png)
This was really awkward. Copperpelt, Driftspots, and I were the first people to get there (this was the morning of the APES/AP chem exam), and then Adderbite was the fourth.
What In Titration
![](http://imgur.com/J3Wmqgf.png)
She's basically a living meme, but she doesn't really get actual memes.
Stacy, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/O9vsz7q.png)
The "people with the same name falling in love" was a thing we'd talked about earlier in the week.
Existential Crisis
![](http://imgur.com/VCTBQhv.png)
We did our final unit on existentialism (and by extension absurdism). I was in the Babe of Belmont group again, plus one other girl without a warrior name, and we made a presentation about Waiting for Godot.
Fluent In Three
![](http://imgur.com/Hp3ruCJ.png)
"Pow pow" means "martial arts."
Gimme-Prime
![](http://imgur.com/OrRhVW0.png)
This…is a math joke.
Board
![](http://imgur.com/BFaBSYU.png)
My drawing does not do his dance pose justice.
Architect
![](http://imgur.com/djh0X5k.png)
After all these years, an answer. Also, apparently he's required to be a jerk?
Ceiling Pencil
![](http://imgur.com/T9i32aN.png)
The teacher saw the pencil a few minutes later, but he didn't get in trouble because he convinced her he was too short to have done it.
Muffin
![](http://imgur.com/8UNjpiG.png)
I had no context for this.
Honey Smacks
![](http://imgur.com/YV4SwhF.png)
We were at the store, and I commented that "Honey Smacks" was not an appealing name for cereal.
Five Minute Homework
![](http://imgur.com/e6hq2cI.png)
We were having a class discussion about someone's presentation about imported cars.
Morning Of
![](http://imgur.com/P5pzHzh.png)
She was looking for the word "beginning."
Myself To
![](http://imgur.com/RQIcsbr.png)
Same.
Paint Teeth
![](http://imgur.com/5tTDm2I.png)
Well, no one's stopping you.
Not Shipping
![](http://imgur.com/1npgvrz.png)
"Headcanon." The word is "headcanon."
Not July
![](http://imgur.com/5W4lKXF.png)
I'm not sure why we were having Christmas in May, but…okay?
Springs
![](http://imgur.com/0ebPrZG.png)
He might have said they were not nice instead of not good, but it was something to that effect.
Split That
![](http://imgur.com/tOwYjW5.png)
A single energy drink?
Scores Canceled
![](http://imgur.com/Dxo3XfF.png)
Of course, he didn't walk out, but still.
Run Outside
![](http://imgur.com/vKNnbxb.png)
I don't know what she was watching--they were talking about Guardians of the Galaxy 2, but I think Ternblaze was watching that and Leafstream was watching something different?
Out The Window
![](http://imgur.com/aj5Q2Fy.png)
We both left our classes (sixth period was our lab aid time!) and sat in the hallway talking for half an hour. When Adderbite's teacher asked what we were doing, Adderbite responded, "Gossiping." The teacher sent us on a mission that got really complicated by the fact that she already had the papers she needed (which she sent us to find) but also a paper for someone else, and that person was in a room far away that neither of us knew existed, and then it turned out there was no one in that classroom at all because they had gone to an assembly…
Sophomores
![](http://imgur.com/uUVMwK4.png)
The AP stats test got started kind of late because of whatever test was before it, and there were sophomores in the hallway.
That Exact Speech
![](http://imgur.com/ng5y2Jm.png)
But if she doesn't die, then I won't be able to give the speech at her funeral at all…
The Tall
![](http://imgur.com/5gTvfsw.png)
Would that be a chicken tall or just a tall?
That Time Thing
![](http://imgur.com/Mj9Siqf.png)
Jet lag.
You're Alive
![](http://imgur.com/Pk0tDgB.png)
That's friendly.
Great Ideas
![](http://imgur.com/w7o40iI.png)
Me!? Also, this is the 3100th comic!?
COMICS 3101-3200
Doublepen
![](http://imgur.com/5otvl2E.png)
This was before one of the AP tests. I’m not sure whether it was stats or physics.
Carnival
![](http://imgur.com/vinarnA.png)
I think she was trying to call herself a carnivore, but she’s actually a pescitarian who in fact hates fish and eats it maybe twice a year.
Goof
![](http://imgur.com/LP9WF1E.png)
We had to finish a cheesy script.
Early 2000s
![](http://imgur.com/nkpq6V6.png)
Uh, Smash Mouth is eternal?
Bob Evans
![](http://imgur.com/22FkDEd.png)
Not me.
Hanging Out
![](http://imgur.com/tbzoVhQ.png)
He has a point.
Fourth H
![](http://imgur.com/brayT9S.png)
I found the “script” for this written in Adderbite’s handwriting on a paper that was clearly from years ago.
Anything To Lose
![](http://imgur.com/qWzZBeA.png)
Yeah, Team Jamaica lost the Physics Olympics badly. We came in third (out of three) on the first six events. We did come in first on the seventh, though, which was to make a car out of cardboard and a set of wheels/axles/propellers/motor (thank you Springwhisker!). Team Germany (which included Muscles, Cinnamontuft, and Jaggedtuft) got first, and Team Canada got second.
My Way Or The Highway
![](http://imgur.com/tPIxTHU.png)
Finally, I understand.
Little Swimming Things
![](http://imgur.com/8hND7NK.png)
Ducklings. They’re called DUCKLINGS.
Popups
![](http://imgur.com/61rVyX2.png)
I’m not sure what he was watching.
Rub
![](http://imgur.com/VwKttb2.png)
Um?
Ol’ Reliable
![](http://imgur.com/lyj4azb.png)
He was telling a story about part of the AP stats test.
Popups, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/hdXTBUY.png)
I hope they listened.
Queen Waving
![](http://imgur.com/SWhjxS9.png)
Maybe trying to make a background wasn’t the best choice. Also, those ears on the right are Aquafur’s.
Self-Driving Cars
![](http://imgur.com/qqu1gMb.png)
Self-explanatory-driving cars?
Shark Tank
![](http://imgur.com/WwPs8Vd.png)
That’s a weird place to put a shark tank.
Tides Have Changed
![](http://imgur.com/obprFab.png)
So close.
Spoken English
![](http://imgur.com/gMno2MQ.png)
Magpiestreak finally makes another appearance.
To Breathe
![](http://imgur.com/lGcT0FL.png)
I think someone was wearing gross deodorant or something during the assembly.
To Breathe, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/D8Qao5Y.png)
Then we started talking about Between the Lions.
Warm It Up
![](http://imgur.com/3UJFJ2L.png)
This was part of the Physics Olympics. He tried. They both tried.
What Do You Want To Do
![](http://imgur.com/XIN8bmu.png)
This was the morning of the AP test.
Us Holy People
![](http://imgur.com/QmYIUzR.png)
I didn’t help set up the chairs.
Videos On YouTube
![](http://imgur.com/13WMG3S.png)
We were in a different location for class. Since it was after the AP test, we weren’t doing anything.
Glacier
![](http://imgur.com/rHqML5D.png)
Yes, obviously.
Big Bag
![](http://imgur.com/wwtkmu2.png)
We had been walking around the football field.
Laptop Extension Cords
![](http://imgur.com/60iFD8L.png)
…All right, then.
Guillotine
![](http://imgur.com/hXovvbt.png)
Apparently no one has noticed me constantly saying morbid things?
Comics Of Yourself
![](http://imgur.com/MgyYY2s.png)
Who says I can't? Also, the "I just won't eat" was because the only food available was cookout food, and "I used to never eat" is just that cafeteria food is gross, so I would eat a couple baguette slices (from home) for lunch on school days. This past year I gave in and started eating cafeteria food. It was better than expected.
Eating Good
![](http://imgur.com/XYWMITL.png)
Cookout food…and chocolate, that is. They even had those nice wafer things that I always called grid cookies!
Not Stealing
![](http://imgur.com/CqnsOau.png)
Oh, good, I was concerned.
Happy Card
![](http://imgur.com/KCXLLIZ.png)
We were about to play ERS, which is like…you don't look at your cards, and everyone goes in a circle putting a card down. If you see certain patterns, you hit the stack, and you get all of the cards in the stack. There are different "rules" you can use for different patterns that allow you to slap the deck. A marriage means a king and a queen next to each other (can be in either order). A sandwich is like if it goes 4, 6, 4 or Q, 3, Q or something like that.
Bean Decoration
![](http://imgur.com/p8JvOAz.png)
Killdeerfrost meticulously sliding dry beans across a table…
More Money
![](http://imgur.com/pSCUMzY.png)
College. I did not say it quite like that. They gave me an extra $2000 per year!
Touch Alaska
![](http://imgur.com/QYG7LhG.png)
It wasn't even a yacht; it was a cruise ship. Also, this is the context of the glacier.
Seniors Are Good
![](http://imgur.com/t4rC3qt.png)
The megaphone belongs to the yellow-and-white spotted chemistry teacher. We're not stressed out! We're walking for water!
Two Smartest People
![](http://imgur.com/KYENSxn.png)
Trust me, I do not deserve to be put on the same plane as Driftspots.
Warm Hands
![](http://imgur.com/GxKj7U9.png)
I was always kind of afraid of Driftspots, but I'm going to miss him. He was cool.
Sugarplum
![](http://imgur.com/hFGXuo2.png)
They did a sort of improv skit as the characters from Endgame (a Beckett play).
Sleeping Everywhere
![](http://imgur.com/fpWzx49.png)
This was in our end-of-year senior video; that's apparently Carrottuft's plan for the summer.
Spaghetti Limbs
![](http://imgur.com/S8iGv6W.png)
PCY (Chanyeol) and Junmyeon are also from EXO.
Wat
![](http://imgur.com/07wUELJ.png)
"Wat," of course, is short for "waterbottle."
Shaved My Legs
![](https://imgur.com/NOnfcOX.png)
The cactuses…
Wears That Every Day
![](http://imgur.com/0MesF0M.png)
After we explained the teacher wasn't mad.
Whose Hair
![](http://imgur.com/a1CJMyD.png)
I didn't hear the whole story.
Works Really Hard
![](http://imgur.com/7OwcuZd.png)
(whispers) …Talented. What? Who said that?
Your Bun
![](http://imgur.com/XvQf8gM.png)
This was the only thing Cinnamontuft could eat on the last day of school.
Wears That Every Day, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/4rVPcpK.png)
The first explanation would suggest merit to the "Driftspots is an advanced robot" theory.
What Place
![](http://imgur.com/62uOHRR.png)
I feel like Penguinmist would want me to mention that the Penguins are playing right now. I mean, there's a reason I made his eyes that shade of gold. Also, this is the twenty-first 150, which is a lot of 150s.
Cakepants
![](http://imgur.com/aOL4UuS.png)
Years ago--maybe in sixth grade?--Avenstail (vermilion cat on the right) accidentally dropped some cake on her pants, so Adderbite and Jonquilpetal called her Cakepants (and still occasionally do). Then, on the last day of senior year…
Ate A Spider
![](http://imgur.com/x2XrMqB.png)
"Spode" means "spider," in case that wasn't clear from the context.
Cut Finger
![](http://imgur.com/wFTXepm.png)
People were also surprised when I said that Marblenose should fly his drone above my head and drop it. Have they not heard a word I've said in four years?
Dreamed
![](http://imgur.com/Za2bfkL.png)
This happened years ago, but I debated for a long time whether to just have her tell the story or to draw the dream as a regular comic and make it clear in the title/commentary that it was really a dream. Eventually I decided the "eat all your green beans" comic was enough of a precedent for the former.
Done Choking
![](http://imgur.com/SgkjkyL.png)
I can't believe you…
Fully Cooked Bacon
![](http://imgur.com/HLUPNFx.png)
There was indeed a blue cardboard box that said "fully cooked bacon" in white letters on the side.
Landmine
![](http://imgur.com/5LRnwql.png)
The saying was a positive one, so I'm guessing it was something about finding a goldmine.
Landmine, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/TQoWuaL.png)
We've been sitting on a hockey puck this whole time! Wait, that makes me think of the hot dog. Never mind.
Acting Classes
![](http://imgur.com/CoRVmpt.png)
Oh, she's got it bad. Apparently Cinnamontuft wanted to say something weird to Jaggedtuft at graduation, but they're going to the same college next year.
Plate Of Goop
![](http://imgur.com/M0C7Vbo.png)
If the art isn't enough of an indication here, I drew this at least a year ago. Also, it happened all the way back at my fourth-grade birthday party. I joined in eating the plate of goop.
Speckled
![](http://imgur.com/XyzeVCe.png)
After she shaved her legs, there were a few red speckles.
Really Windy
![](http://imgur.com/SQV1Ezv.png)
This is where I realized I’d been making Zebraheart’s words the wrong color. This dark gray is correct.
Table Tennis
![](http://imgur.com/OIlrT9Z.png)
In the second panel they were explaining it to us, not talking to each other. They both already knew.
To-Go
![](http://imgur.com/o65qEgz.png)
No, unfortunately, Ruestep and Turtleclaw are not returning to the comics; this was one from last year that I ended up putting in the wrong folder.
Turning
![](http://imgur.com/JBI6cZg.png)
This was in the folder with To-Go.
Write It Ourselves
![](http://imgur.com/BMBpqnt.png)
On a cake. Sounds delicious.
Wonder Hair
![](http://imgur.com/aYNgbAz.png)
Who wants to go see Wonder Hair?
What About Gumby
![](http://imgur.com/rr8pcJA.png)
Adderbite was the one who mentioned Gumby, because that's what she calls Sehun from EXO.
Trophy Hats
![](http://imgur.com/89kt5a3.png)
She had commented that I hadn't said anything weird, but I had already told her that Adderbite and I had followed her to the party (we hadn't) and talked about going swimming in a dirty puddle by the driveway.
Trophy Hats, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/9TO0wp4.png)
We were at Lilypetal's house, and it was about two in the afternoon.
My Bag
![](http://imgur.com/Bj4tBc9.png)
Surprise update! I wanted to get back to a multiple of 25, so I got five of the comics out of the "tentative reject" folder. They're not so bad.
Choir Room
![](http://imgur.com/FHzmKsC.png)
Aw, adorable.
Boxy
![](http://imgur.com/RJY24jh.png)
Again, don't hold turtles like this! No idea where they found this one; I guess turtles do wander into yards sometimes, but it was still pretty weird. Also, it was pouring that day.
Watch My Face
![](http://imgur.com/5qbop32.png)
This was years ago. I think it was the year after Adderbite mostly-accidentally hugged him at the same amusement park. Needless to say, she was not upset at his suggestion.
Pink
![](http://imgur.com/iPnR9Uu.png)
I think this is actually pretty close to the right shade of pink, too.
Artistic Freedom
![](http://imgur.com/ac2AWfy.png)
When you forget words, you learn to be good at explaining what they mean.
Bus Helmet
![](http://imgur.com/PDi3VDJ.png)
Bus…shelter?
Choker
![](http://imgur.com/nVZBwi5.png)
We were at Forever 21, and the choker was really expensive.
Dance With Her
![](http://imgur.com/yttxFoQ.png)
I think they were talking about Rosefall?
No Deer
![](http://imgur.com/uuqAlfI.png)
She still feels guilty about this even though I’ve told her it’s fine.
Déjà Vu
![](http://imgur.com/aRVSDm8.png)
I some old sketches! Here’s one of them!
Disneyworld
![](http://imgur.com/U9mnnMP.png)
Mickey Mouse ears, not chopped off ears.
En Garde
![](http://imgur.com/cjR3oCo.png)
Here’s another old sketch! It’s so old that Marshfire was fluffy in it, meaning it was sketched before any of the other Marshfire comics posted here.
Gall Wasp
![](http://imgur.com/b55y8P1.png)
This is just from a little over a year ago, but that’s still technically old.
Germ Blasters
![](http://imgur.com/m8gEty6.png)
There were so many germ blasters!
Here You Go
![](http://imgur.com/e2QPXDt.png)
Another old one. The art’s not the best, so for clarity, she’s sort of hitting him with the chair.
Hunch
![](http://imgur.com/Ez0s7GY.png)
Not about anything in particular, just a lunch.
Love Triangle
![](http://imgur.com/Mk680yY.png)
Some people they know.
Not The First Time
![](http://imgur.com/Osx8U1R.png)
Would it, though?
Seven Fingers
![](http://imgur.com/X8FBp00.png)
I actually guessed seven for the logical reason that it’s the Luhan number.
Smells Bad
![](http://imgur.com/VgsHsqO.png)
Well, that’s a little weird.
Soup Bears
![](http://imgur.com/ssdEzT6.png)
Let the bears be on the soup!
Sticky
![](http://imgur.com/tJUmvEZ.png)
…Fine.
Those Bamboos
![](http://imgur.com/YBeNK60.png)
Also, not noticeably, we were there for four days.
Two-Dollar Bill
![](http://imgur.com/rXbYEQA.png)
Where else would have them…? I don’t know, maybe there are other places that use USD, but they’re USD for a reason. The sketch is new, but the script is old. As in the only possible time this could have happened was over four years ago.
Type Good
![](http://imgur.com/u5zaA6T.png)
Runningwhisker was suggesting Saltspeckle buy the same type of computer that she has.
Variety Of White Shirts
![](http://imgur.com/QWgjQ1e.png)
There is no plot. It’s a pretty boring story. Or maybe I should say a boring storing.
Weakness Leaving
![](http://imgur.com/FaOxQks.png)
Another old script.
What Fun Is
![](http://imgur.com/X757ADw.png)
That’s kind of sad. (That said, I don’t know what “Fun” is either.)
Who Would Cook
![](http://imgur.com/EJLpk7R.png)
I don’t remember the whole context. It had something to do with Junebugtail taking over the world--possibly being the last person alive? Anyway, that’s 3200 comics!
COMICS 3201-3300
13-Gon
![](http://imgur.com/ucIjUOm.png)
My sides are many, my angles aren't few. I'm the Dodecahedron, and who are you? That was almost relevant.
Adrenaline
![](http://imgur.com/kCFmRHb.png)
Pretty different.
Besties
![](http://imgur.com/C9KY5fd.png)
This happened over four years ago; I just didn't bother to draw it until now. I miss Swiftstripe.
Big Lunchroom
![](http://imgur.com/6DeewqX.png)
A food court.
Cat Grass
![](http://imgur.com/LfaXykV.png)
Obviously she's talking about catnip.
Count Your Chickens
![](http://imgur.com/OHlnBXO.png)
That sounds like pretty bad advice.
Dalek
![](http://imgur.com/p9RNfwY.png)
That's a really ugly Dalek…the real one was accurate, as far as I know.
Exciting Frisbee Throw
![](http://imgur.com/HvnV6tT.png)
This happened last year; throwing frisbees was a big thing that summer.
Hat Propaganda
![](http://imgur.com/uj5CcNg.png)
I think in this case "the boys" are GOT7; they could be a different Kpop band, though.
Late Night
![](http://imgur.com/Nd9jEYZ.png)
We were discussing that bananas are kind of a one-a-day thing, but it would be possible to eat one in the morning and one in the evening. However, then, it would not be possible to eat one the next morning, so the next banana would be in the evening again. The banana-eating ability would not recharge overnight, so basically, unless you skipped an evening banana, all bananas would be in the evening. I think the context was that we could eat some bananas but that it wasn't worth going and buying some because we'd then have to eat the whole bunch.
Likely
![](http://imgur.com/p4r4wlV.png)
I sure hope she was recyclable, because I put her in the recycling.
Mileages
![](http://imgur.com/KSmjJYH.png)
I don't know if the cobalt blue car was the car she did this to, but it was one of the cars.
Music Taped
![](http://imgur.com/7GLeAiw.png)
Recorded. I think she was talking about an EXO music video.
Only Blue Shirts
![](http://imgur.com/ERZrFZZ.png)
This happened years ago!!! It was in the potential reject folder. I thought it was pretty funny that he claimed to wear red shirts all the time, then only added two black shirts to what he wore. One did have red letters, at least. (He was actually wearing the shirt with the red letters in the day in the comic, but they didn't seem necessary.)
Order Sushi
![](http://imgur.com/xjH1y0k.png)
Or at least asked who that was bringing him sushi. I mean, I guess, what else would you expect from someone who introduced himself as Big Sushi? I still don't know his real name.
Saliva
![](http://imgur.com/it1TwVn.png)
Her cat name is Saltspeckle because (after repeatedly accidentally calling me by Whimbrelsong's name) she told me I could call her Sodium.
Seven Full Tubs
![](http://imgur.com/KqPi5tm.png)
I wondered what happened to that extra icing. Never bothered to check the fridge; I thought they would have used it.
Softer Than Soft
![](http://imgur.com/l8Qkg6O.png)
Baekhyun from EXO. "Soft" is a description of personality, not appearance.
Starring Some Kid
![](http://imgur.com/stXpR91.png)
Ashtail initially texted me just the words with no names attached, and I had to drag out of her that the one was Candlekid. I eventually learned the name of the other kid, but I've never even met him, so there's no way I'll know if I ever meet him again.
Ten Percent Silk
![](http://imgur.com/cV2zXxs.png)
Well, that's pleasant.
To The Forest
![](http://imgur.com/lkwRw0S.png)
Mark from GOT7 went to the jungle.
Touch The Ground
![](http://imgur.com/tfHldxN.png)
In the real world the "barrier" was clothing, but I guess in the comic the fur substitutes for that?
Very Masculine
![](http://imgur.com/DnhYCWh.png)
By the way, if Candlekid is coming across as younger than most of the "characters," that's because he's only thirteen now.
Warrior Cats, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/WrCxRoX.png)
Not a misspeak. My character Midnightclaw was the apprentice of her character Autumnstar, but in reality I taught Fishfeather how to fight (per the rules of the game, on the trampoline). I had forgotten about this joke until recently.
Whole Hairbrush
![](http://imgur.com/NaqGTPA.png)
She eventually found it under the mattress for some reason.
Better Out
![](http://imgur.com/yxN4ove.png)
For those who aren’t sure why this is familiar, it’s what Shrek says.
Good Evening
![](http://imgur.com/n3HTlWK.png)
That thing in her arms is a waterbottle.
I Don’t Know These People #156
![](http://imgur.com/DDkpc2Y.png)
Overheard on a crowded subway train.
I Don’t Know These People #157
![](http://imgur.com/WkeyJOW.png)
Same people.
I Don’t Know These People #158
![](http://imgur.com/l0oWAhS.png)
I found this in the “Inside Jokes” image, and I can’t actually remember where it originated, but I kind of feel like this was one of the quotes Ebonyclaw sent me from her school.
I Don’t Know These People #159
![](http://imgur.com/tj6e5TZ.png)
Overheard at an amusement park. Some of the trees had those knobbly above-ground roots right by the trunks.
I Don’t Know These People #160
![](http://imgur.com/bTVyD5p.png)
Also from the amusement park.
Mario Kart
![](http://imgur.com/zLlkqzx.png)
This is a sketch from a while ago.
Need Salt
![](http://imgur.com/55tw5GO.png)
Sometimes it’s unfortunate how little you can actually see of my face in the comics.
Not A Target
![](http://imgur.com/lO5fmOx.png)
Yes, she means a library.
Razor
![](http://imgur.com/41mDjz5.png)
I don’t really know how she mistook it for one. I mean, it’s great that it wasn’t a razor, but…?
Runway Dress
![](http://imgur.com/Eq7QCx3.png)
A fitted sheet that she threw over herself instead of onto the bed.
So Old
![](http://imgur.com/DeMntyS.png)
Another old sketch.
Steel Trap
![](http://imgur.com/8SN6TKw.png)
I get the “iceberg lettuce” half of the joke, but not how that in any way relates to a steel trap.
The Air
![](http://imgur.com/zA5zlx0.png)
The wind in her hair.
These Streets
![](http://imgur.com/TtRB4m2.png)
Hopefully she knows the streets better than the expression.
Utter Butter
![](http://imgur.com/KHhXUfK.png)
This is like calling onions ushrooms.
Yams
![](http://imgur.com/UBfzFSH.png)
Yes, the art is lazy. If anyone actually expected me to draw a whole self checkout machine (not once but TWICE) for this comic, then you must have skipped all the ones that came before this. There’s a reason I don’t do backgrounds.
Brain Fries
![](http://imgur.com/L227t8U.png)
Looks like Peatfeather's brain froze. Also, I like that Nutriafur's first reaction was not "yeah,
fries" but questioning if "fries" was a real word.
Classy Mime
![](http://imgur.com/56nJM89.png)
I don't really know why I gave Zephyrfang a torn ear in the design, but I think it looks good. I think I'll do that kind of thing more often.
Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
![](http://imgur.com/tpVQxHf.png)
Cariboustep said he hates mint chocolate chip because it tastes like his toothpaste.
Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/if1UfLT.png)
Cookie dough toothpaste?
Passionate About Rocks
![](http://imgur.com/VVxWEUP.png)
I'm pretty passionate about rocks, but not in an inspiring way.
Seem Really Smart
![](http://imgur.com/3bDlbIa.png)
Can't blame her.
The Eclipse Is Coming
![](http://imgur.com/IAjMzha.png)
Is this a physics teacher thing?
Cruel
![](https://imgur.com/30RQxR5.png)
Very true, although I don't remember why they were saying that.
Dead Cicada
![](https://imgur.com/MDZqRCK.png)
I guess now is as good a time as any to ask...do you guys like the extra little detail lines? I'm probably going to continue with them even if they're not popular, but I like them...I'm talking about the things like Gorsetalon's neck in the first panel and ear in the second.
Eat Apple
![](https://imgur.com/OfVM3vf.png)
Apparently Marigoldclaw hadn't yet eaten dinner that day, and Limewhisker just really wanted to give her an apple.
Eat Apple, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/g8m4QcL.png)
Also, this update is short (only 10 comics). I'll put up a note on the first post about why the comics are taking extra long. I am starting to get the hang of this, so maybe eventually this won't be an issue, and ideally I can probably post the other 15 comics that were supposed to be part of this update by tomorrow, as long as my headache doesn't get bad again.
I Don't Know These People #161
![](https://imgur.com/XIxbNXJ.png)
Needless to say, they were pretty useless. This was move-in day. Also, bicycles? The bane of my existence, at least as a comic creator.
I Don't Know These People #162
![](https://imgur.com/0vIOlRh.png)
That's one way to do it.
I Don't Know These People #163
![](https://imgur.com/p9C8I55.png)
Or more than two. Another breed of comic arises: things I overhear in the hallway from my room. But of course mostly I hear the guys across the hall screaming.
I Don't Know These People #164
![](https://imgur.com/3MMX0df.png)
Poor Mike.
I Don't Know These People #165
![](https://imgur.com/wv5LrJZ.png)
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Inconclusive
![](https://imgur.com/8LIxiaZ.png)
In case it's not clear, they took a handful of grass and tossed it.
Like A Plus Sign
![](https://imgur.com/CxVyFD9.png)
Someone was confused at his “and” symbol.
Moss
![](https://imgur.com/04GIbNV.png)
She later showed us her moss necklace.
Nine Billion Kilojoules
![](https://imgur.com/6G3HHfe.png)
That’s a lot of kilojoules.
Not Bossy
![](https://imgur.com/7Zu3o3f.png)
Right…well, self esteem is important.
Original Text
![](https://imgur.com/8ma7npv.png)
Me: I can probably give you fifteen more comics tomorrow! Also me: waits almost an entire month and posts five comics. Sorry, everyone. I can’t be trusted. I would love to say it’s possible for another update tomorrow, but my track record isn’t good enough for me to say that. Also, I have a paper due Monday that I haven’t started.
Pages About Cities
![](https://imgur.com/Y86M3lT.png)
In our history book.
Rusty
![](https://imgur.com/t4OPTF0.png)
It's been several years since Mongoosefur last did physics.
Stand There
![](https://imgur.com/r4Tg8Uh.png)
This was while playing Pokémon Go, of course.
Tantrum
![](https://imgur.com/12CVJcU.png)
They like throwing Pokémon tantrums. And possibly other tantrums.
Thievery
![](https://imgur.com/qBwRBu6.png)
This is Needlestripe, but the quote might as well be Adderbite.
To The Gym
![](https://imgur.com/oVaYVnp.png)
Pokémon gym, that is. They were talking to a guy from Mystic (blue team) (Gorsetalon and I are both Valor/red team) who often takes over all the gyms.
Tree Look
![](https://imgur.com/gw4VHpw.png)
"It's a good Crest toothpaste."
Tree Look, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/89ExDtb.png)
This was leading up to her telling us about her love for moss.
Turn That Frown
![](https://imgur.com/0uoRxjL.png)
Hornetwing's spot...brush type...is subject to change, because nothing looked quite like whatever I used for her reference picture, so I'm kind of on the hunt for the right brush. Also, I have since vastly improved the outline design for Herringsplash.
Witness Description
![](https://imgur.com/frLCkD9.png)
That sounds like a great idea.
Argyle Socks
![](https://imgur.com/rlwHPcv.png)
"What is argyle?"
Baking Cookies
![](https://imgur.com/XRbqh19.png)
Actually, the fire alarm was set off because some people came back to the dorm (Totally Not under any kind of influence...) and decided the lamp was too bright, so they put a towel over it, and then when the towel caught on fire, they threw it away. Everything was fine, don't worry!
Celebratory
![](https://imgur.com/zUjjSfW.png)
There were always rubber snakes all over the table in that classroom.
DJ Slowpez
![](https://imgur.com/tSssDFj.png)
Apparently Domino's at one point had a feature where they would tell you over the phone what step of the process of cooking and delivering your pizza was at. Hornetwing (and friends) used this feature one time and were greeted by...DJ Slowpez. It was an experience.
Entire Book
![](https://imgur.com/6Es3tgQ.png)
He was not a fan of his class.
Google Hangouts
![](https://imgur.com/qXXg4gH.png)
We were planning to meet and study during our usual class time on a day we didn't have class.
Hee Hee
![](https://imgur.com/8o8AFwI.png)
Well, I didn't hear that at any point, so I'm going to hope that means things went well.
Holding Up Blocks
![](https://imgur.com/55NQDVB.png)
I like to just stand in there holding a large block over my head and letting the elevator do its thing. The thrill is unmatched. Physics problem.
Integral
![](https://imgur.com/9c2Fjc6.png)
Joeyfoot should be a math professor.
Like A Party
![](https://imgur.com/bsMqtY2.png)
Nutriafur is in a group thing with us but not in the class associated with being in that group.
Mojo
![](https://imgur.com/n3cDoXA.png)
Well, that's pleasant.
Normal Mushrooms
![](https://imgur.com/ATH6fKa.png)
Mushroom pizza: the new pineapple pizza.
Organ Room
![](https://imgur.com/DBkQzY3.png)
He played the organ for us and then showed us how he tunes pianos and fixes broken strings.
Pizza Every Friday
![](https://imgur.com/E7EBGuJ.png)
"We can call you Bratwurst Mozzarella!"
Poison People
![](https://imgur.com/fg8VS8V.png)
Novastep could be a good spin doctor, it seems.
Really Cute Way
![](https://imgur.com/bmLfT91.png)
Puddlewish always has great makeup looks.
Saplings
![](https://imgur.com/HJvpVMs.png)
Fig saplings, to be specific.
She's Here
![](https://imgur.com/8gfqbgD.png)
Misdreavus is a Pokémon.
Slightly Shaved Head
![](https://imgur.com/16Y9ap2.png)
That's all you need to know to recognize Gorsetalon if you ever meet them.
Sock Exception
![](https://imgur.com/mjay5zZ.png)
This was all I heard, but I actually have a guess as to what the context might have been: people always need to wear socks and not have bare feet, but babies are exempt.
Superhero
![](https://imgur.com/LDszBro.png)
They apparently don't get along all that well, so I guess it's good that he's never home.
To The T
![](https://imgur.com/ezHXpni.png)
Sounds better than math, at least.
Virginia
![](https://imgur.com/Q0GkjtL.png)
Adderbite: You can't say that!
Wonderful Humans
![](https://imgur.com/0IzSQBc.png)
I would ask if they were also wonderful dogs, but...they're dogs, so yes.
Your Pajamas
![](https://imgur.com/wk7AYul.png)
3300 comics, which is also twenty-two 150s (wow)!
COMICS 3301-3400
A Love Story
![](https://imgur.com/x81LKfJ.png)
Caesar and Cleopatra.
Boards
![](https://imgur.com/uDnd6UO.png)
Fighting words!
Cartwheels
![](https://imgur.com/yy0Bsrm.png)
Just to make sure this is conveyed, I...okay, technically I can't really tell, but I don't think Anhingafall and Limewhisker are/have ever been girlfriends. They are very close and both into girls and all that, and they even went to couples' therapy together, but I don't think they're actually together...?
Dino Nuggets
![](https://imgur.com/O8rkKF3.png)
I don't know, that sounds like a pretty worthwhile drive to me.
Elbows
![](https://imgur.com/LCgK2SG.png)
Just a stack of walking elbow.
Full Garbage
![](https://imgur.com/5etbgUL.png)
Sounds rough.
Google Hangouts, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/jwWPPXE.png)
We didn't even go through with it.
Hot Wheels
![](https://imgur.com/lHlU8LL.png)
We walked into lab one day and saw toy cars on the tables.
I Don't Know These People #166
![](https://imgur.com/xRNWy90.png)
I never would have guessed.
I Don't Know These People #167
![](https://imgur.com/tJGe5kv.png)
There's no way.
I Don't Know These People #168
![](https://imgur.com/MNn1CiU.png)
Solid advice for a night out.
I Don't Know These People #169
![](https://imgur.com/ee4R3RE.png)
To be fair, most of my knowledge comes from Order of the Stick.
I Don't Know These People #170
![](https://imgur.com/uHIPAA1.png)
You have to go up a lot of stairs to the astronomy tower. Though there is an elevator that will take you most of the way. I've taken the elevator just a couple of times (with my momand the time adidas boy was there).
Like Ramen
![](https://imgur.com/hcaxXUG.png)
His name in Pokémon Go and Discord (and presumably other places) has "ramen" in it.
Mash It
![](https://imgur.com/nblIAk1.png)
That is (maybe) good advice...
Negative Gravity
![](https://imgur.com/0c73N0T.png)
That's his main purpose in life.
Only Option
![](https://imgur.com/dj6V1F9.png)
The skinny red marker was frayed and looked dry.
Phone In Pocket
![](https://imgur.com/dYJz0Pw.png)
I'm glad tears could be avoided.
Robust Pizza
![](https://imgur.com/pemZs9q.png)
Domino's has a robust sauce.
Saplings, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/aMDXhRa.png)
A fig sapling, to be precise.
Three Months
![](https://imgur.com/XbAHeMw.png)
Well, why not?
Useless Green Things
![](https://imgur.com/D58zI3T.png)
I can't say I disagree.
Valor
![](https://imgur.com/08nG7bn.png)
Those are the three Pokémon Go teams. The long and storied history of this comic: my computer suddenly decided that Pixelmator and png files were not compatible. I fixed it.
Not sure how.
Wrong Vending Machine
![](https://imgur.com/Lbqw6II.png)
1. Time for the new blockbuster movie. 2. He'd better be! 3. Please appreciate that I went to the trouble of downloading ANOTHER font for this comic.
You Shave
![](https://imgur.com/03nMaOv.png)
They're just talking about his facial hair; he's not bald. Also, that's a pretty different reaction than Myotissong had.
Arch Nemesis
![](https://imgur.com/iug2oEw.png)
In Pokémon Go.
Cartwheels, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/bAtU68a.png)
Shouldn't have any candles in the first place...
Chivalry
![](https://imgur.com/hzzba1l.png)
Chivalry was dead before it even began...
Custard Cheese
![](https://imgur.com/RFnKeDA.png)
That sounds worse than cottage cheese.
Demonic Bird
![](https://imgur.com/98ZUNT6.png)
What a comeback.
Harpsichord
![](https://imgur.com/MkpHidQ.png)
You know, vampires would probably also like the flesh-and-blood type of organs (emphasis on "blood").
Hot Wheels, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/9BzawOE.png)
We lost track partway through of what we were actually supposed to be doing in the lab and instead made it our goal to make the cars leave the ramp at the fastest speed possible.
Integral, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/jwKct8v.png)
"Does this look like it's going well?" "Oh, I think it's going swell."
Ovular
![](https://imgur.com/dOkqe6J.png)
Well, that's good.
Pessimistic Polly
![](https://imgur.com/QeBCAAF.png)
Don't be a Pessimistic Polly.
Plus Two
![](https://imgur.com/AE45ube.png)
You know, ignoring the blue that always creeps into the white, I think this is probably the nicest brush for her fur.
Potluck
![](https://imgur.com/QhcwFfv.png)
The potluck was supposed to be for our Google Hangouts meeting. The one that didn't happen. Oh well.
Pretty Lady
![](https://imgur.com/givEsiJ.png)
The context is pantheons of gods and goddesses.
Quad Coffee
![](https://imgur.com/mOibFAv.png)
How polite.
Ritualistic
![](https://imgur.com/2zSgA6L.png)
Sadly, no rituals were performed.
Rope Store
![](https://imgur.com/lRSKkiO.png)
It's a fact of life that all decent physics teachers are dads.
Says Um
![](https://imgur.com/o11qzRu.png)
He got less bad as the semester went on.
Scary Angry
![](https://imgur.com/Pr8fExd.png)
Herringsplash is a first year (like me), I believe Carnationcloud is a second year (she might be a third year), and Mongoosefur is a fourth year.
Schadenfroyo
![](https://imgur.com/56ZWplv.png)
One time Adderbite told me to try a flavor of ice cream that she thought would be too spicy for me, but I liked it.
Six Fruit Snacks
![](https://imgur.com/AMXoxvA.png)
I honestly don't remember if this was the day she got unwanted Oreos from the vending machine or not.
Smell Glue
![](https://imgur.com/7Og2lbJ.png)
Breccianose (just prior): What, are you worried we're gonna smoke the glue? S...snort the glue...?
Southern Maryland
![](https://imgur.com/2p3Xu5U.png)
...Yes.
The Things We Do
![](https://imgur.com/apVZZtk.png)
Their boyfriend had to prove he was human for technology by clicking squares with cars in them.
Three Months, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/aJZZ0DV.png)
The Bryce is Right.
Wrong Vending Machine, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/JQwoLwj.png)
Me neither.
About The Boat
![](https://imgur.com/mx710gi.png)
They're from the same general area.
Bouncy Cheese Ball
![](https://imgur.com/h4uiAPd.png)
Cheeto puffs aren't exactly what I would call bouncy, but sure.
Cranberry Juice
![](https://imgur.com/j50zjNh.png)
I'm not sure if she ever found her juice.
Diagram
![](https://imgur.com/HDQcRZQ.png)
I sure won't.
Embrace The Lure
![](https://imgur.com/zWL93Q6.png)
Gorsetalon is...interesting sometimes (read: when they're drunk, which is legal because they're 22).
Frickle Frackle
![](https://imgur.com/rbnPqWb.png)
In case you can't tell, it's just a video of pasta (I think it was an ad).
Gastly
![](https://imgur.com/sVmARO7.png)
Right, because Gorsetalon totally doesn't care about Pokémon.
Hot Wheels, Part Three
![](https://imgur.com/i2b1uVp.png)
Macadamiafur looked more judgmental in the sketch.
Just The Hat
![](https://imgur.com/doULVhD.png)
I don't know what the context was.
Kinda Like Rocks
![](https://imgur.com/V7E99r6.png)
The turtle in question was Greg.
Leopard
![](https://imgur.com/HwV72PR.png)
To be fair, he was a good distance away from the screen.
Monitor Me
![](https://imgur.com/Y7ULBaL.png)
He thought they meant because they stopped in the middle of the street.
Necks
![](https://imgur.com/CRWMJaF.png)
Gay culture is being happy at seeing geese.
On The Facebook
![](https://imgur.com/lPXNUiY.png)
I don't think you need to be made entirely of eyes to see Facebook. That's a moot point now, though, because they got kicked out. Mojo guy runs the Facebook. There were these four people who showed up playing Pokémon Go and were honestly quite annoying in how they played the game. Gorsetalon took it too far by going up to them and cursing them out,
though. (The others also took it too far by getting an innocent person kicked out of a different group because he took over some gyms they'd taken over--they accused him of cheating, and the people in charge listened to them. Mojo guy didn't care about that, ostensibly because it happened in a group he's not part of. But it did happen.) Yeah, there's more drama in Pokémon Go than there has any right to be.
Pizza Delivery Tracking
![](https://imgur.com/mCwougK.png)
She has a point.
Real Snake
![](https://imgur.com/qBSvmst.png)
He was commenting on how a piece of artwork depicted a woman with hands that looked traditionally masculine, and I guess Novastep has big hands or something. I don't spend enough time looking at Novastep's hands to say for sure.
Sing Her
![](https://imgur.com/pPTOO8p.png)
She meant see her.
Steering Wheel
![](https://imgur.com/sssRAso.png)
He's had a nose ring since I met him, but he had a new one that day.
Two Scooby-Doo
![](https://imgur.com/wUHgK2Z.png)
Zoinks.
Unicorn Book
![](https://imgur.com/2A8msbg.png)
I was watching Dial M for Murder while coloring this set. Really provided the mood.
Violently
![](https://imgur.com/2E5rqH8.png)
We all were.
Waterslides
![](https://imgur.com/xBmHHU5.png)
That's so true.
Your Color
![](https://imgur.com/xlMPWUF.png)
We eventually agreed on burgundy.
Your Color, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/pSuhajX.png)
I don't know how fabric works...
Your Eyes
![](https://imgur.com/QogjcUR.png)
I definitely did not do them justice.
Ambivalent To Sand
![](https://imgur.com/cBxSk4M.png)
It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Broken Boyfriend
![](https://imgur.com/jGwIwNK.png)
Hey, look, it can rain in comics now.
Context
![](https://imgur.com/LCct4se.png)
I could use some context.
Deserved Drag
![](https://imgur.com/LCIe2le.png)
I don't remember what this drag was for.
Elbows, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/mmJ6Dh5.png)
Sorry the updates have slowed down again...
Good Piece
![](https://imgur.com/mJ0GVbA.png)
I don't get it either.
Hardcore
![](https://imgur.com/0dOKwVh.png)
I was in shorts and a t-shirt during weather they found cold.
Lack Of Punctuality
![](https://imgur.com/zf79iAf.png)
...And it is no less important than regular driving!
Magic Word
![](https://imgur.com/uXUnZsJ.png)
Koiwhisker is our RA.
Never Read Again
![](https://imgur.com/bAxxr9m.png)
There's a sad amount of truth to this.
No Bones
![](https://imgur.com/bl7ra2p.png)
It's impressive they can move those empty arms.
On The Sidewalk
![](https://imgur.com/9Kr3Ysp.png)
I compromised; I only walked on the grass a little ways.
Pegacorn
![](https://imgur.com/yFNPYcU.png)
Kelpfeather was clarifying because she had said she hated pegacorns.
Pineapples
![](https://imgur.com/S1lPGGy.png)
To be fair, it is fact that all nerds are afraid of pineapples.
Pumped About Snow
![](https://imgur.com/dfACQIo.png)
Yes, that is exactly what he said.
Room Temperature
![](https://imgur.com/atDcxSe.png)
Well...yeah.
Salt Problems
![](https://imgur.com/hdcbFw6.png)
That's probably for the best.
Shin Lumps
![](https://imgur.com/VF1tzXn.png)
It's apparently a song reference. I didn't know the song, though I've heard other references to it. My immediate thought is always Lumpy Space Princess, though.
Spicy Numbers
![](https://imgur.com/rjXy14x.png)
I think square numbers have a spice of their own.
Sports Game
![](https://imgur.com/AgZkfY5.png)
What a victory.
Stay And Discuss
![](https://imgur.com/D0XPC2L.png)
Obviously he meant "go ahead and stay as long as you want," but...
Twelve Plus Twelve
![](https://imgur.com/arQW2h4.png)
Speaking of spicy, 666 probably counts. I caught a 666 CP Torchic in Pokémon Go today and named him Satan II.
Venti
![](https://imgur.com/l4M7Njx.png)
Same thing.
Wait Inside
![](https://imgur.com/98sR8Ib.png)
I eat ice sometimes too.
Yellow Blotches
![](https://imgur.com/QKyokvl.png)
We were describing a picture he had up on the screen. 3400!
COMICS 3401-3500
Absorb You
![](https://imgur.com/oA7IjaY.png)
Into the nucleus?
Bubble Beam
![](https://imgur.com/AKZNEzW.png)
Pokémon attacks.
Capri Sun
![](https://imgur.com/Xpxnzob.png)
Important.
Die Before
![](https://imgur.com/RDPSiVb.png)
Sorry my commentary is lacking; I'm tired and not feeling great. Also, sorry for the lack of updates--I started a Warriors comic, and I've been pretty busy.
Eyeshadow
![](https://imgur.com/VZPYa0G.png)
another girl: You got up at 12:30!? Aw! I got up at 12! I could have slept in!
Final Paper
![](https://imgur.com/vwhengj.png)
I mean, this was relevant and all. It just sounds funny to me. He didn't actually write the paper, but we were talking about how the general portrayal of Cleopatra is a self-serving femme fatale.
Get Sick
![](https://imgur.com/EU7Ei93.png)
She said it like a threat.
Hearing Each Other
![](https://imgur.com/9EN9NVl.png)
They weren't joking.
I Don't Know These People #171
![](https://imgur.com/DOqphCs.png)
I didn't witness this, but Adderbite did.
I Don't Know These People #172
![](https://imgur.com/ryKAjCh.png)
If it weren't almost 2 A.M. then maybe I'd join in the wit.
I Don't Know These People #173
![](https://imgur.com/7QfSOn0.png)
I guess it's cheating if I also made references for these two...but in all probability they'll never show up after this set of IDKTPs.
I Don't Know These People #174
![](https://imgur.com/dqcmJ8W.png)
Another one I heard from my room.
I Don't Know These People #175
![](https://imgur.com/xpn0AnC.png)
I don't know, this one probably wasn't comic-worthy, but you get to read it anyway. You're welcome.
Lake Erie
![](https://imgur.com/6v5NuQG.png)
That's not technically an inaccurate statement.
Minute Maid
![](https://imgur.com/oh2sZBL.png)
...Happy Time.
Not Cleveland
![](https://imgur.com/1dc6dy5.png)
Same.
On The Microwave
![](https://imgur.com/oIEXpTy.png)
The ort pe in the micr owas is causing a bug lroblem. - Busheltail on wcf (I have no idea why I retained this information.)
Pegacorn, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/UzlNBIz.png)
Fortunately, no one was eating corn. Although we were eating.
Ping Pong
![](https://imgur.com/4srXZFY.png)
Uh. Well. Okay, so I just noticed--and no, I don't think it's worth fixing--I put the white background on this one, but this actually happened at night. You can see that I didn't make the pupils shiny, I just forgot once I got to the background...
Revolting
![](https://imgur.com/mQt98WR.png)
By nose standards, it's just a nose. By regular standards, it's a nose.
Sad Avocado Man
![](https://imgur.com/U6ali3D.png)
He was sad because he'd hurt his knee and an avocado because of his hoodie.
Trouble Is Brewing
![](https://imgur.com/5yPa7yw.png)
This was something of a catchphrase years ago.
Very Lesbian Home
![](https://imgur.com/lXLXZOK.png)
Sounds nice.
Wateriness
![](https://imgur.com/6LuTXC4.png)
Wateriness tends to do that.
Your Ceiling Tile
![](https://imgur.com/XFRpQ5c.png)
Limewhisker said it wasn't. Which means that someone else is missing a ceiling tile, too.
Aroma
![](https://imgur.com/iB5b2zo.png)
College dorms sure have some lovely aromas.
Baked Cupcakes
![](https://imgur.com/t9Do7lK.png)
For an idea of how far behind I am, this happened in October.
Capri Sun, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/cXxn87y.png)
One Capri Sun is still better than zero.
Elliott
![](https://imgur.com/bJ4Feyc.png)
That's a great name for a garbage can.
Fushigi Golf Balls
![](https://imgur.com/bu0KevK.png)
The golf balls were for our physics lab.
Ghost Haunting Calculator
![](https://imgur.com/ZgTjwaT.png)
Unfortunately, their relationship isn't in the best place right now.
Grabbing Her Own Feet
![](https://imgur.com/WHXAQhg.png)
They make a compelling argument.
Holding A Textbook
![](https://imgur.com/DSGZZJK.png)
What a nerd.
Lots Of Boats
![](https://imgur.com/WCCRN1S.png)
We were talking about all the different things we could see in a painting.
Murder Someone
![](https://imgur.com/we7Kukl.png)
I complain about this a lot, but people need to stop setting off the fire alarm.
Negligent
![](https://imgur.com/BJqhMKX.png)
Those ones need to step up their game.
On These Barges
![](https://imgur.com/JfyWl3X.png)
My barges transport dust bunnies every day.
Partake
![](https://imgur.com/tTFLpOM.png)
Not only did Macadamiafur not partake, but we didn't even order pizza that week.
Pass Me A
![](https://imgur.com/66UXyDy.png)
Everyone's got the Capri Suns.
Pleasure Barge
![](https://imgur.com/vbPirDF.png)
We were specifically talking about Cleopatra's pleasure barge in a movie.
Pushed All The Buttons
![](https://imgur.com/J0IoFCq.png)
He eventually managed to fix it.
Real Dorm
![](https://imgur.com/m4i7Wj5.png)
It looks like a fancy house on the outside.
Salt Problems, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/pj010K0.png)
It wasn't great because she didn't have all the ingredients she needed, but it was fine. I appreciated it.
Snowpants
![](https://imgur.com/vStOlG4.png)
I've heard her mention the snowpants out in the hallway several times.
Stevia Thief
![](https://imgur.com/wK4FpBf.png)
She brought it on herself when she stole stevia, I guess.
Such A Monday
![](https://imgur.com/o1ViGyL.png)
In a shocking twist, it was actually Monday.
That Jacket
![](https://imgur.com/seJG4X0.png)
How helpful.
Two Most Important Things
![](https://imgur.com/Mlvb5qU.png)
He was looking for "sleep and eat."
Very Small Feet
![](https://imgur.com/cLV2OXx.png)
He got that far and didn't say tiny Tims?
Wearing Shorts
![](https://imgur.com/bsN6P6x.png)
They both told me this was very funny. This comic makes the twenty-third 150. That's a lot of 150s.
Absorb You, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/xGb46hr.png)
I love absorption.
Beatboxing
![](https://imgur.com/8bISBjR.png)
He's a great beatboxer. (Breccianose was saying she would be interested in a man for being a great beatboxer, even though she’s a lesbian.)
Blister
![](https://imgur.com/L3wocBg.png)
Gummy penguins.
Cloaked In Gold
![](https://imgur.com/wnGXq5P.png)
Novastep: And also truly believe I am a goddess.
Dirt Path
![](https://imgur.com/qDCSoWv.png)
This was after the fire alarm.
Fushigi Golf Balls, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/Kn5E8Se.png)
So much for wild tricks.
Get Rid Of
![](https://imgur.com/Rovwm4h.png)
Well, he's not wrong.
Hand Clapping Games
![](https://imgur.com/vlNEnE0.png)
Turning over a new leaf.
Like Opera
![](https://imgur.com/wUEyr86.png)
He didn't sing for us, but he showed us something on YouTube.
Majors In Classes
![](https://imgur.com/ymHOL3f.png)
I've passed up some pizza lunches, and I regret it. But do I regret it enough to go to extra lectures?
Not Canada
![](https://imgur.com/eWXaG8Y.png)
What a look.
Out Of Context
![](https://imgur.com/NzGYRI5.png)
I wish I could share what the out-of-context sentence was, but it was nsfw even IN context.
Purple Pants
![](https://imgur.com/Y95DuSv.png)
Well, where else?
Real Live Octopus
![](https://imgur.com/WyC23EM.png)
As opposed to eating it at a restaurant.
Royal
![](https://imgur.com/okMhmZg.png)
Don't think that's what it's called, but okay.
Shaved Their Legs
![](https://imgur.com/tZfRlj6.png)
Wonderful.
Some Gloves
![](https://imgur.com/HI8g3mP.png)
Why not boxing gloves?
Speedreading
![](https://imgur.com/l7gkKAR.png)
I'm pretty sure this was a metaphor for actual, literal speedreading.
Standard Jesus
![](https://imgur.com/A7sDBS0.png)
I want to know what happened threesus ago!
Swim Swim Swim
![](https://imgur.com/nES6wt0.png)
We are in a fluid, though.
The Best Relationship
![](https://imgur.com/4XeMwGw.png)
Well, that doesn't matter.
Thirty-First
![](https://imgur.com/9NcAuXW.png)
That is definitely a good solution.
True Scholar
![](https://imgur.com/xqb4YTx.png)
He elaborated on this. Essentially he used his phone notes.
Very Strong Will
![](https://imgur.com/ITVrYtT.png)
That's the most important thing to know about her.
Water Nests
![](https://imgur.com/lssgIzv.png)
Apparently that was a meme--refrigerators are food nests, etc.
Andromeda Galaxy
![](https://imgur.com/7MX97Y4.png)
Puns are his purpose.
Bubble Beam, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/XnFHmUB.png)
Or death.
Burn Down
![](https://imgur.com/qa1zCCt.png)
How many fire alarms did we have, twelve!?
Capri Sun, Part Three
![](https://imgur.com/hy1jcw6.png)
That seems...steep. My house is full of Capri Suns because Adderbite is the only one who drinks them and hasn't been here for the college months.
Face Hurts
![](https://imgur.com/Avi1ixG.png)
How many dabs have been in the comics!? Don't answer that.
Fushigi Golf Balls, Part Three
![](https://imgur.com/9KHGh4V.png)
The strange facial expression is absolutely necessary. I think it communicates a lot of the tone.
Gigapesos
![](https://imgur.com/KYFgj5t.png)
Gigapesos are the universal currency of the future. Giga-, of course, indicates a unit quantity.
Hit And Runs
![](https://imgur.com/kEooOOg.png)
Of course, the answer is zero because hit and runs are bad, children!!!
Like Middle School
![](https://imgur.com/VGPQo3V.png)
We were watching the 1963 Cleopatra.
Mastered
![](https://imgur.com/MlBB0NB.png)
Level one is not sufficient.
My Half
![](https://imgur.com/PFK1GtU.png)
Luciano Pavarotti was an opera tenor.
New Water Fountain
![](https://imgur.com/sEyevrz.png)
Aw, how adorable.
Part Of Me
![](https://imgur.com/rK2RMkd.png)
They were cold.
Deceiving Me
![](https://imgur.com/V9s6b3S.png)
What's with everyone and peach flavored things. The peaches have returned, I guess.
Pineapple On Pizza
![](https://imgur.com/Q5nLPht.png)
Note: pizza, whether adorned with pineapple or otherwise, is not a recommended food for infants.
Profusely
![](https://imgur.com/ZORlZmq.png)
Sometimes you should quit while you're ahead.
Put A Ring
![](https://imgur.com/4QTHZFR.png)
Not really sure if the snakes were intended for us, but we DID learn a lot about Cleopatra...
Royal, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/qs5h2z2.png)
Y'all should sort of already be plural, so I guess the "royal" is implied. But it IS singular sometimes. Maybe we need a reverse form of "royal." Like peasant y'all or something, I don't know.
Smokes Her Dandruff
![](https://imgur.com/RfR8D63.png)
You're welcome.
Sustenance
![](https://imgur.com/ogTljql.png)
Hey, Rice Krispie treats are good.
Systems
![](https://imgur.com/JTsDZF7.png)
This man was interrupting me multiple times a minute to ask questions about the physics homework and it took him almost forty minutes to solve the FIRST PROBLEM. He's a math major.
Teach Piano
![](https://imgur.com/uxEYSZV.png)
Cacomistleclaw looked so offended at this polite offer. She called it first, okay?
Themyscira
![](https://imgur.com/A8Ol4vx.png)
Novastep is Wonder Woman confirmed.
Trader Joe's
![](https://imgur.com/TCXYPUT.png)
You know, it was less than an hour ago, and I'm already surprised at how much effort I put into getting the packaging right, and yet...I still couldn't be bothered to type the full name of the product. We've come a long way from featureless bags clearly labeled "DORITOS."
Very Badness
![](https://imgur.com/EXGbXxP.png)
That marks 3500 comics of I Am VeryBadness Strangeness!!!
COMICS 3001-3100
End Him
![](http://imgur.com/RjDT067.png)
Lowcloud was upset about Jasperstripe’s existence.
Cut Someone
![](http://imgur.com/hs3GKA9.png)
That definitely sounds like something Thistlefoot would do.
Broke My Foot
![](http://imgur.com/aXu3SJs.png)
Don’t question the orb. Also, don’t kick the orb.
Everyone’s Night
![](http://imgur.com/dO9QMqr.png)
I guess optimism is a good thing.
Exactly What I Said
![](http://imgur.com/CGyZbEM.png)
That’s twice now.
In A Meme
![](http://imgur.com/Z3UgZ8K.png)
Not sure what meme. Maybe a school-specific one?
Dabbed
![](http://imgur.com/kW2XQ91.png)
It’s probably worth mention that I sort of suspect Mynatuft might be the one who said “I’m tryin’ not to sit on your head, girl,” but I really don’t know at all.
In The Box
![](http://imgur.com/qKkqUIB.png)
Her baby in this case is Minseok from EXO.
Lid Down
![](http://imgur.com/lMcHkxj.png)
The lid is just so close to his heart.
Missed You
![](http://imgur.com/kaaYEQv.png)
Lowcloud is the one she said was like the sun.
Our Water
![](http://imgur.com/GoYYRcx.png)
There was a buffet, but we were the last group to be allowed to go to it.
Potential Future Car
![](http://imgur.com/XE5BfUS.png)
…Oh.
Prompt From 1999
![](http://imgur.com/4bdw8D9.png)
I’m even more decrepit than that.
Ode
![](http://imgur.com/xzYC09w.png)
Well, that’s a very descriptive title.
Seinfeld Song
![](http://imgur.com/Y4LSSvq.png)
Nighttail…
Soul Touch
![](http://imgur.com/36XZlI0.png)
She’s said this many times.
The One I Wanted
![](http://imgur.com/CIAwvJw.png)
Zorilstripe is great at being a jerk.
The Crucible
![](http://imgur.com/HeGw7uy.png)
Nighttail really lets power get to his head.
Start You Off
![](http://imgur.com/OHLLDGO.png)
This was at prom.
Potato Mountain
![](http://imgur.com/SXBFRPL.png)
What about seventh grade?
Touch Her
![](http://imgur.com/ehjX529.png)
I’ve been trying to get better about this.
Wrapped Themselves
![](http://imgur.com/tz9iu0u.png)
One of EXO’s music videos.
Tick People Off
![](http://imgur.com/6o1l8s6.png)
She’s a stats teacher. She ticks people off in the usual sense just by doing her job.
Too Thick
![](http://imgur.com/36TogiC.png)
There were no knives. It was ham.
Tummy
![](http://imgur.com/lNcwu5o.png)
This was also in reference to Minseok.
Chi Squared
![](http://imgur.com/wGsyPxV.png)
A chi squared test is an irritating (though useful) mathy thing that basically tells you how “weird” experimental numbers are compared to what you would expect to have happen. “Chi” is a Greek letter that looks like a big X, and it’s pronounced kye, not like “chai.”
Foregrounds
![](http://imgur.com/cDdce8T.png)
I…okay?
Good Samaritan
![](http://imgur.com/BR3YuSN.png)
Breccianose was pointing at the chair.
Dipping Dots
![](http://imgur.com/VKFRoD5.png)
Dippin’ Dots: I appreciate their existence, but they are far inferior to real ice cream. I don’t know, they kind of have a bad flavor, but they’re still edible?
Amuse Me
![](http://imgur.com/hhBW3d7.png)
He kind of creeped me out, to be honest, but he at least spawned some comics.
Hurt Your Elbow
![](http://imgur.com/3P6NIw3.png)
Yes, Foosball, as in the table game with the flippy people.
Hiding
![](http://imgur.com/uuE0j8l.png)
Well, it won’t see her.
Glorious Potatoes
![](http://imgur.com/z0LfrUX.png)
They were Mynatuft’s potatoes.
Cheerios
![](http://imgur.com/pdd3oKP.png)
Katydidspring immediately ratted him out, and Adderbite has no poker face.
Got Eggs
![](http://imgur.com/6xa4AGv.png)
He was talking about Zelkovathorn, but I didn’t see any eggs.
Little Teeth
![](http://imgur.com/ZGVd9r9.png)
Minseok again.
Sneak In Any Time
![](http://imgur.com/vGWRlhz.png)
I don’t know the context, but I also kind of feel like I don’t need context for this?
Read This Script
![](http://imgur.com/RcJ8Icp.png)
He did fine.
Majestic Bird
![](http://imgur.com/t9EKT4T.png)
Then he bit her.
No Knife
![](http://imgur.com/YOVZ2EL.png)
I’m so glad wcrf is more lenient about this kind of thing.
Properly
![](http://imgur.com/XKxevCo.png)
She required him to sit on her lap.
Stat Minus Parameter
![](http://imgur.com/gKffRCF.png)
Accurate.
SPLICE Chart
![](http://imgur.com/f4x41Lh.png)
The cards actually say the whole words, but I wanted them to be legible. SPLICE charts are used when we read about time periods, and it stands for social, political, literature, interactions (between different places), cultural, and environmental aspects of the time.
Steal
![](http://imgur.com/AbtCI1F.png)
Mynatuft handed her the rose, but there was something about it she didn’t like, so she didn’t put it in her mouth.
Still Recovering
![](http://imgur.com/gppkDmV.png)
I think he might have gone to his old school’s prom?
Those Triangles
![](http://imgur.com/wtURNzB.png)
I would expect usually steel, but I’m no triangle expert.
Throw Salt
![](http://imgur.com/13ygGNw.png)
Wrong shoulder!!!
The Ins
![](http://imgur.com/p0zOczf.png)
That’s good.
Wedding
![](http://imgur.com/RtxPNbh.png)
Tealwhisker then forgot the words for “maid of honor,” so she told me I could be the First Lady of the wedding, which she also said would be the next weekend.
Upset One
![](http://imgur.com/eNm1kdZ.png)
I think I’m the upset one because he burped.
Both Architects
![](http://imgur.com/c6keXrk.png)
This happened a little over five years ago. The teacher was saying that architects didn't draw to a nice scale.
Calorie Count
![](http://imgur.com/1oLS1VH.png)
I'm so worried about the calories I'll get from licking an envelope.
Earbuds Out
![](http://imgur.com/VjbXnT0.png)
I couldn't find the word the teacher was going for on the Internet.
Contact Me
![](http://imgur.com/bvlRarn.png)
She got her contact sorted out.
Flat Stanley
![](http://imgur.com/kcSK9Xp.png)
He and Siltclaw shared a hotel room on a school trip.
Flat Stanley, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/UIuKVjz.png)
Well, that's a little…
Flat Stanley, Part Three
![](http://imgur.com/d5SddT6.png)
This really makes Siltclaw sound a lot more exciting than he is.
Having Teeth
![](http://imgur.com/lZHR9cL.png)
She recently got her braces off.
Floor Mint
![](http://imgur.com/jXzSUQQ.png)
Meanwhile, there is definitely not a mint in the ceiling, because Slick definitely didn't throw it there three years ago immediately following the events of the Mint comics, because we as a group definitely did not pick up the mints and start throwing them up high in the hopes of putting them in the ceiling. What mint?
Enjoy
![](http://imgur.com/1rPT2l4.png)
Apparently she said this to every class.
Houses That Roll
![](http://imgur.com/NUZue9I.png)
Drivey-mo-house-mobiles?
Opening A Window
![](http://imgur.com/jdNQhul.png)
He started screaming out the window for help.
Nickel
![](http://imgur.com/zTwJP3p.png)
So $2.55.
Pass That Far
![](http://imgur.com/rHi20AT.png)
He was just sliding papers across a table. I saw some of the brightest lightning I've ever seen while typing that.
Inner Soul
![](http://imgur.com/rMKsEOT.png)
Impalafoot's senioritis has been particularly noticeable.
Spin The Bottle
![](http://imgur.com/V01fTsr.png)
Spin the spittle?
Read Or Write
![](http://imgur.com/trixiva.png)
There were lightbulbs out on one of the physics room tables. We didn't really learn about light, but he did show us some stuff with them.
Stacy
![](http://imgur.com/6nTmQV9.png)
This came out of nowhere.
Piece Of Trash
![](http://imgur.com/BEEXLUr.png)
Me!
My Actor
![](http://imgur.com/PNtgj94.png)
Poor Lorywhisker.
What Gas
![](http://imgur.com/KNsufxR.png)
I'm pretty sure Superman is from Krypton, not Voltron, but okay.
Tish
![](http://imgur.com/AIj5hhv.png)
Uh, no. Also, "tish" is short for "tissues."
Tempting
![](http://imgur.com/lYVqzt6.png)
This was really awkward. Copperpelt, Driftspots, and I were the first people to get there (this was the morning of the APES/AP chem exam), and then Adderbite was the fourth.
What In Titration
![](http://imgur.com/J3Wmqgf.png)
She's basically a living meme, but she doesn't really get actual memes.
Stacy, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/O9vsz7q.png)
The "people with the same name falling in love" was a thing we'd talked about earlier in the week.
Existential Crisis
![](http://imgur.com/VCTBQhv.png)
We did our final unit on existentialism (and by extension absurdism). I was in the Babe of Belmont group again, plus one other girl without a warrior name, and we made a presentation about Waiting for Godot.
Fluent In Three
![](http://imgur.com/Hp3ruCJ.png)
"Pow pow" means "martial arts."
Gimme-Prime
![](http://imgur.com/OrRhVW0.png)
This…is a math joke.
Board
![](http://imgur.com/BFaBSYU.png)
My drawing does not do his dance pose justice.
Architect
![](http://imgur.com/djh0X5k.png)
After all these years, an answer. Also, apparently he's required to be a jerk?
Ceiling Pencil
![](http://imgur.com/T9i32aN.png)
The teacher saw the pencil a few minutes later, but he didn't get in trouble because he convinced her he was too short to have done it.
Muffin
![](http://imgur.com/8UNjpiG.png)
I had no context for this.
Honey Smacks
![](http://imgur.com/YV4SwhF.png)
We were at the store, and I commented that "Honey Smacks" was not an appealing name for cereal.
Five Minute Homework
![](http://imgur.com/e6hq2cI.png)
We were having a class discussion about someone's presentation about imported cars.
Morning Of
![](http://imgur.com/P5pzHzh.png)
She was looking for the word "beginning."
Myself To
![](http://imgur.com/RQIcsbr.png)
Same.
Paint Teeth
![](http://imgur.com/5tTDm2I.png)
Well, no one's stopping you.
Not Shipping
![](http://imgur.com/1npgvrz.png)
"Headcanon." The word is "headcanon."
Not July
![](http://imgur.com/5W4lKXF.png)
I'm not sure why we were having Christmas in May, but…okay?
Springs
![](http://imgur.com/0ebPrZG.png)
He might have said they were not nice instead of not good, but it was something to that effect.
Split That
![](http://imgur.com/tOwYjW5.png)
A single energy drink?
Scores Canceled
![](http://imgur.com/Dxo3XfF.png)
Of course, he didn't walk out, but still.
Run Outside
![](http://imgur.com/vKNnbxb.png)
I don't know what she was watching--they were talking about Guardians of the Galaxy 2, but I think Ternblaze was watching that and Leafstream was watching something different?
Out The Window
![](http://imgur.com/aj5Q2Fy.png)
We both left our classes (sixth period was our lab aid time!) and sat in the hallway talking for half an hour. When Adderbite's teacher asked what we were doing, Adderbite responded, "Gossiping." The teacher sent us on a mission that got really complicated by the fact that she already had the papers she needed (which she sent us to find) but also a paper for someone else, and that person was in a room far away that neither of us knew existed, and then it turned out there was no one in that classroom at all because they had gone to an assembly…
Sophomores
![](http://imgur.com/uUVMwK4.png)
The AP stats test got started kind of late because of whatever test was before it, and there were sophomores in the hallway.
That Exact Speech
![](http://imgur.com/ng5y2Jm.png)
But if she doesn't die, then I won't be able to give the speech at her funeral at all…
The Tall
![](http://imgur.com/5gTvfsw.png)
Would that be a chicken tall or just a tall?
That Time Thing
![](http://imgur.com/Mj9Siqf.png)
Jet lag.
You're Alive
![](http://imgur.com/Pk0tDgB.png)
That's friendly.
Great Ideas
![](http://imgur.com/w7o40iI.png)
Me!? Also, this is the 3100th comic!?
COMICS 3101-3200
Doublepen
![](http://imgur.com/5otvl2E.png)
This was before one of the AP tests. I’m not sure whether it was stats or physics.
Carnival
![](http://imgur.com/vinarnA.png)
I think she was trying to call herself a carnivore, but she’s actually a pescitarian who in fact hates fish and eats it maybe twice a year.
Goof
![](http://imgur.com/LP9WF1E.png)
We had to finish a cheesy script.
Early 2000s
![](http://imgur.com/nkpq6V6.png)
Uh, Smash Mouth is eternal?
Bob Evans
![](http://imgur.com/22FkDEd.png)
Not me.
Hanging Out
![](http://imgur.com/tbzoVhQ.png)
He has a point.
Fourth H
![](http://imgur.com/brayT9S.png)
I found the “script” for this written in Adderbite’s handwriting on a paper that was clearly from years ago.
Anything To Lose
![](http://imgur.com/qWzZBeA.png)
Yeah, Team Jamaica lost the Physics Olympics badly. We came in third (out of three) on the first six events. We did come in first on the seventh, though, which was to make a car out of cardboard and a set of wheels/axles/propellers/motor (thank you Springwhisker!). Team Germany (which included Muscles, Cinnamontuft, and Jaggedtuft) got first, and Team Canada got second.
My Way Or The Highway
![](http://imgur.com/tPIxTHU.png)
Finally, I understand.
Little Swimming Things
![](http://imgur.com/8hND7NK.png)
Ducklings. They’re called DUCKLINGS.
Popups
![](http://imgur.com/61rVyX2.png)
I’m not sure what he was watching.
Rub
![](http://imgur.com/VwKttb2.png)
Um?
Ol’ Reliable
![](http://imgur.com/lyj4azb.png)
He was telling a story about part of the AP stats test.
Popups, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/hdXTBUY.png)
I hope they listened.
Queen Waving
![](http://imgur.com/SWhjxS9.png)
Maybe trying to make a background wasn’t the best choice. Also, those ears on the right are Aquafur’s.
Self-Driving Cars
![](http://imgur.com/qqu1gMb.png)
Self-explanatory-driving cars?
Shark Tank
![](http://imgur.com/WwPs8Vd.png)
That’s a weird place to put a shark tank.
Tides Have Changed
![](http://imgur.com/obprFab.png)
So close.
Spoken English
![](http://imgur.com/gMno2MQ.png)
Magpiestreak finally makes another appearance.
To Breathe
![](http://imgur.com/lGcT0FL.png)
I think someone was wearing gross deodorant or something during the assembly.
To Breathe, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/D8Qao5Y.png)
Then we started talking about Between the Lions.
Warm It Up
![](http://imgur.com/3UJFJ2L.png)
This was part of the Physics Olympics. He tried. They both tried.
What Do You Want To Do
![](http://imgur.com/XIN8bmu.png)
This was the morning of the AP test.
Us Holy People
![](http://imgur.com/QmYIUzR.png)
I didn’t help set up the chairs.
Videos On YouTube
![](http://imgur.com/13WMG3S.png)
We were in a different location for class. Since it was after the AP test, we weren’t doing anything.
Glacier
![](http://imgur.com/rHqML5D.png)
Yes, obviously.
Big Bag
![](http://imgur.com/wwtkmu2.png)
We had been walking around the football field.
Laptop Extension Cords
![](http://imgur.com/60iFD8L.png)
…All right, then.
Guillotine
![](http://imgur.com/hXovvbt.png)
Apparently no one has noticed me constantly saying morbid things?
Comics Of Yourself
![](http://imgur.com/MgyYY2s.png)
Who says I can't? Also, the "I just won't eat" was because the only food available was cookout food, and "I used to never eat" is just that cafeteria food is gross, so I would eat a couple baguette slices (from home) for lunch on school days. This past year I gave in and started eating cafeteria food. It was better than expected.
Eating Good
![](http://imgur.com/XYWMITL.png)
Cookout food…and chocolate, that is. They even had those nice wafer things that I always called grid cookies!
Not Stealing
![](http://imgur.com/CqnsOau.png)
Oh, good, I was concerned.
Happy Card
![](http://imgur.com/KCXLLIZ.png)
We were about to play ERS, which is like…you don't look at your cards, and everyone goes in a circle putting a card down. If you see certain patterns, you hit the stack, and you get all of the cards in the stack. There are different "rules" you can use for different patterns that allow you to slap the deck. A marriage means a king and a queen next to each other (can be in either order). A sandwich is like if it goes 4, 6, 4 or Q, 3, Q or something like that.
Bean Decoration
![](http://imgur.com/p8JvOAz.png)
Killdeerfrost meticulously sliding dry beans across a table…
More Money
![](http://imgur.com/pSCUMzY.png)
College. I did not say it quite like that. They gave me an extra $2000 per year!
Touch Alaska
![](http://imgur.com/QYG7LhG.png)
It wasn't even a yacht; it was a cruise ship. Also, this is the context of the glacier.
Seniors Are Good
![](http://imgur.com/t4rC3qt.png)
The megaphone belongs to the yellow-and-white spotted chemistry teacher. We're not stressed out! We're walking for water!
Two Smartest People
![](http://imgur.com/KYENSxn.png)
Trust me, I do not deserve to be put on the same plane as Driftspots.
Warm Hands
![](http://imgur.com/GxKj7U9.png)
I was always kind of afraid of Driftspots, but I'm going to miss him. He was cool.
Sugarplum
![](http://imgur.com/hFGXuo2.png)
They did a sort of improv skit as the characters from Endgame (a Beckett play).
Sleeping Everywhere
![](http://imgur.com/fpWzx49.png)
This was in our end-of-year senior video; that's apparently Carrottuft's plan for the summer.
Spaghetti Limbs
![](http://imgur.com/S8iGv6W.png)
PCY (Chanyeol) and Junmyeon are also from EXO.
Wat
![](http://imgur.com/07wUELJ.png)
"Wat," of course, is short for "waterbottle."
Shaved My Legs
![](https://imgur.com/NOnfcOX.png)
The cactuses…
Wears That Every Day
![](http://imgur.com/0MesF0M.png)
After we explained the teacher wasn't mad.
Whose Hair
![](http://imgur.com/a1CJMyD.png)
I didn't hear the whole story.
Works Really Hard
![](http://imgur.com/7OwcuZd.png)
(whispers) …Talented. What? Who said that?
Your Bun
![](http://imgur.com/XvQf8gM.png)
This was the only thing Cinnamontuft could eat on the last day of school.
Wears That Every Day, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/4rVPcpK.png)
The first explanation would suggest merit to the "Driftspots is an advanced robot" theory.
What Place
![](http://imgur.com/62uOHRR.png)
I feel like Penguinmist would want me to mention that the Penguins are playing right now. I mean, there's a reason I made his eyes that shade of gold. Also, this is the twenty-first 150, which is a lot of 150s.
Cakepants
![](http://imgur.com/aOL4UuS.png)
Years ago--maybe in sixth grade?--Avenstail (vermilion cat on the right) accidentally dropped some cake on her pants, so Adderbite and Jonquilpetal called her Cakepants (and still occasionally do). Then, on the last day of senior year…
Ate A Spider
![](http://imgur.com/x2XrMqB.png)
"Spode" means "spider," in case that wasn't clear from the context.
Cut Finger
![](http://imgur.com/wFTXepm.png)
People were also surprised when I said that Marblenose should fly his drone above my head and drop it. Have they not heard a word I've said in four years?
Dreamed
![](http://imgur.com/Za2bfkL.png)
This happened years ago, but I debated for a long time whether to just have her tell the story or to draw the dream as a regular comic and make it clear in the title/commentary that it was really a dream. Eventually I decided the "eat all your green beans" comic was enough of a precedent for the former.
Done Choking
![](http://imgur.com/SgkjkyL.png)
I can't believe you…
Fully Cooked Bacon
![](http://imgur.com/HLUPNFx.png)
There was indeed a blue cardboard box that said "fully cooked bacon" in white letters on the side.
Landmine
![](http://imgur.com/5LRnwql.png)
The saying was a positive one, so I'm guessing it was something about finding a goldmine.
Landmine, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/TQoWuaL.png)
We've been sitting on a hockey puck this whole time! Wait, that makes me think of the hot dog. Never mind.
Acting Classes
![](http://imgur.com/CoRVmpt.png)
Oh, she's got it bad. Apparently Cinnamontuft wanted to say something weird to Jaggedtuft at graduation, but they're going to the same college next year.
Plate Of Goop
![](http://imgur.com/M0C7Vbo.png)
If the art isn't enough of an indication here, I drew this at least a year ago. Also, it happened all the way back at my fourth-grade birthday party. I joined in eating the plate of goop.
Speckled
![](http://imgur.com/XyzeVCe.png)
After she shaved her legs, there were a few red speckles.
Really Windy
![](http://imgur.com/SQV1Ezv.png)
This is where I realized I’d been making Zebraheart’s words the wrong color. This dark gray is correct.
Table Tennis
![](http://imgur.com/OIlrT9Z.png)
In the second panel they were explaining it to us, not talking to each other. They both already knew.
To-Go
![](http://imgur.com/o65qEgz.png)
No, unfortunately, Ruestep and Turtleclaw are not returning to the comics; this was one from last year that I ended up putting in the wrong folder.
Turning
![](http://imgur.com/JBI6cZg.png)
This was in the folder with To-Go.
Write It Ourselves
![](http://imgur.com/BMBpqnt.png)
On a cake. Sounds delicious.
Wonder Hair
![](http://imgur.com/aYNgbAz.png)
Who wants to go see Wonder Hair?
What About Gumby
![](http://imgur.com/rr8pcJA.png)
Adderbite was the one who mentioned Gumby, because that's what she calls Sehun from EXO.
Trophy Hats
![](http://imgur.com/89kt5a3.png)
She had commented that I hadn't said anything weird, but I had already told her that Adderbite and I had followed her to the party (we hadn't) and talked about going swimming in a dirty puddle by the driveway.
Trophy Hats, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/9TO0wp4.png)
We were at Lilypetal's house, and it was about two in the afternoon.
My Bag
![](http://imgur.com/Bj4tBc9.png)
Surprise update! I wanted to get back to a multiple of 25, so I got five of the comics out of the "tentative reject" folder. They're not so bad.
Choir Room
![](http://imgur.com/FHzmKsC.png)
Aw, adorable.
Boxy
![](http://imgur.com/RJY24jh.png)
Again, don't hold turtles like this! No idea where they found this one; I guess turtles do wander into yards sometimes, but it was still pretty weird. Also, it was pouring that day.
Watch My Face
![](http://imgur.com/5qbop32.png)
This was years ago. I think it was the year after Adderbite mostly-accidentally hugged him at the same amusement park. Needless to say, she was not upset at his suggestion.
Pink
![](http://imgur.com/iPnR9Uu.png)
I think this is actually pretty close to the right shade of pink, too.
Artistic Freedom
![](http://imgur.com/ac2AWfy.png)
When you forget words, you learn to be good at explaining what they mean.
Bus Helmet
![](http://imgur.com/PDi3VDJ.png)
Bus…shelter?
Choker
![](http://imgur.com/nVZBwi5.png)
We were at Forever 21, and the choker was really expensive.
Dance With Her
![](http://imgur.com/yttxFoQ.png)
I think they were talking about Rosefall?
No Deer
![](http://imgur.com/uuqAlfI.png)
She still feels guilty about this even though I’ve told her it’s fine.
Déjà Vu
![](http://imgur.com/aRVSDm8.png)
I some old sketches! Here’s one of them!
Disneyworld
![](http://imgur.com/U9mnnMP.png)
Mickey Mouse ears, not chopped off ears.
En Garde
![](http://imgur.com/cjR3oCo.png)
Here’s another old sketch! It’s so old that Marshfire was fluffy in it, meaning it was sketched before any of the other Marshfire comics posted here.
Gall Wasp
![](http://imgur.com/b55y8P1.png)
This is just from a little over a year ago, but that’s still technically old.
Germ Blasters
![](http://imgur.com/m8gEty6.png)
There were so many germ blasters!
Here You Go
![](http://imgur.com/e2QPXDt.png)
Another old one. The art’s not the best, so for clarity, she’s sort of hitting him with the chair.
Hunch
![](http://imgur.com/Ez0s7GY.png)
Not about anything in particular, just a lunch.
Love Triangle
![](http://imgur.com/Mk680yY.png)
Some people they know.
Not The First Time
![](http://imgur.com/Osx8U1R.png)
Would it, though?
Seven Fingers
![](http://imgur.com/X8FBp00.png)
I actually guessed seven for the logical reason that it’s the Luhan number.
Smells Bad
![](http://imgur.com/VgsHsqO.png)
Well, that’s a little weird.
Soup Bears
![](http://imgur.com/ssdEzT6.png)
Let the bears be on the soup!
Sticky
![](http://imgur.com/tJUmvEZ.png)
…Fine.
Those Bamboos
![](http://imgur.com/YBeNK60.png)
Also, not noticeably, we were there for four days.
Two-Dollar Bill
![](http://imgur.com/rXbYEQA.png)
Where else would have them…? I don’t know, maybe there are other places that use USD, but they’re USD for a reason. The sketch is new, but the script is old. As in the only possible time this could have happened was over four years ago.
Type Good
![](http://imgur.com/u5zaA6T.png)
Runningwhisker was suggesting Saltspeckle buy the same type of computer that she has.
Variety Of White Shirts
![](http://imgur.com/QWgjQ1e.png)
There is no plot. It’s a pretty boring story. Or maybe I should say a boring storing.
Weakness Leaving
![](http://imgur.com/FaOxQks.png)
Another old script.
What Fun Is
![](http://imgur.com/X757ADw.png)
That’s kind of sad. (That said, I don’t know what “Fun” is either.)
Who Would Cook
![](http://imgur.com/EJLpk7R.png)
I don’t remember the whole context. It had something to do with Junebugtail taking over the world--possibly being the last person alive? Anyway, that’s 3200 comics!
COMICS 3201-3300
13-Gon
![](http://imgur.com/ucIjUOm.png)
My sides are many, my angles aren't few. I'm the Dodecahedron, and who are you? That was almost relevant.
Adrenaline
![](http://imgur.com/kCFmRHb.png)
Pretty different.
Besties
![](http://imgur.com/C9KY5fd.png)
This happened over four years ago; I just didn't bother to draw it until now. I miss Swiftstripe.
Big Lunchroom
![](http://imgur.com/6DeewqX.png)
A food court.
Cat Grass
![](http://imgur.com/LfaXykV.png)
Obviously she's talking about catnip.
Count Your Chickens
![](http://imgur.com/OHlnBXO.png)
That sounds like pretty bad advice.
Dalek
![](http://imgur.com/p9RNfwY.png)
That's a really ugly Dalek…the real one was accurate, as far as I know.
Exciting Frisbee Throw
![](http://imgur.com/HvnV6tT.png)
This happened last year; throwing frisbees was a big thing that summer.
Hat Propaganda
![](http://imgur.com/uj5CcNg.png)
I think in this case "the boys" are GOT7; they could be a different Kpop band, though.
Late Night
![](http://imgur.com/Nd9jEYZ.png)
We were discussing that bananas are kind of a one-a-day thing, but it would be possible to eat one in the morning and one in the evening. However, then, it would not be possible to eat one the next morning, so the next banana would be in the evening again. The banana-eating ability would not recharge overnight, so basically, unless you skipped an evening banana, all bananas would be in the evening. I think the context was that we could eat some bananas but that it wasn't worth going and buying some because we'd then have to eat the whole bunch.
Likely
![](http://imgur.com/p4r4wlV.png)
I sure hope she was recyclable, because I put her in the recycling.
Mileages
![](http://imgur.com/KSmjJYH.png)
I don't know if the cobalt blue car was the car she did this to, but it was one of the cars.
Music Taped
![](http://imgur.com/7GLeAiw.png)
Recorded. I think she was talking about an EXO music video.
Only Blue Shirts
![](http://imgur.com/ERZrFZZ.png)
This happened years ago!!! It was in the potential reject folder. I thought it was pretty funny that he claimed to wear red shirts all the time, then only added two black shirts to what he wore. One did have red letters, at least. (He was actually wearing the shirt with the red letters in the day in the comic, but they didn't seem necessary.)
Order Sushi
![](http://imgur.com/xjH1y0k.png)
Or at least asked who that was bringing him sushi. I mean, I guess, what else would you expect from someone who introduced himself as Big Sushi? I still don't know his real name.
Saliva
![](http://imgur.com/it1TwVn.png)
Her cat name is Saltspeckle because (after repeatedly accidentally calling me by Whimbrelsong's name) she told me I could call her Sodium.
Seven Full Tubs
![](http://imgur.com/KqPi5tm.png)
I wondered what happened to that extra icing. Never bothered to check the fridge; I thought they would have used it.
Softer Than Soft
![](http://imgur.com/l8Qkg6O.png)
Baekhyun from EXO. "Soft" is a description of personality, not appearance.
Starring Some Kid
![](http://imgur.com/stXpR91.png)
Ashtail initially texted me just the words with no names attached, and I had to drag out of her that the one was Candlekid. I eventually learned the name of the other kid, but I've never even met him, so there's no way I'll know if I ever meet him again.
Ten Percent Silk
![](http://imgur.com/cV2zXxs.png)
Well, that's pleasant.
To The Forest
![](http://imgur.com/lkwRw0S.png)
Mark from GOT7 went to the jungle.
Touch The Ground
![](http://imgur.com/tfHldxN.png)
In the real world the "barrier" was clothing, but I guess in the comic the fur substitutes for that?
Very Masculine
![](http://imgur.com/DnhYCWh.png)
By the way, if Candlekid is coming across as younger than most of the "characters," that's because he's only thirteen now.
Warrior Cats, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/WrCxRoX.png)
Not a misspeak. My character Midnightclaw was the apprentice of her character Autumnstar, but in reality I taught Fishfeather how to fight (per the rules of the game, on the trampoline). I had forgotten about this joke until recently.
Whole Hairbrush
![](http://imgur.com/NaqGTPA.png)
She eventually found it under the mattress for some reason.
Better Out
![](http://imgur.com/yxN4ove.png)
For those who aren’t sure why this is familiar, it’s what Shrek says.
Good Evening
![](http://imgur.com/n3HTlWK.png)
That thing in her arms is a waterbottle.
I Don’t Know These People #156
![](http://imgur.com/DDkpc2Y.png)
Overheard on a crowded subway train.
I Don’t Know These People #157
![](http://imgur.com/WkeyJOW.png)
Same people.
I Don’t Know These People #158
![](http://imgur.com/l0oWAhS.png)
I found this in the “Inside Jokes” image, and I can’t actually remember where it originated, but I kind of feel like this was one of the quotes Ebonyclaw sent me from her school.
I Don’t Know These People #159
![](http://imgur.com/tj6e5TZ.png)
Overheard at an amusement park. Some of the trees had those knobbly above-ground roots right by the trunks.
I Don’t Know These People #160
![](http://imgur.com/bTVyD5p.png)
Also from the amusement park.
Mario Kart
![](http://imgur.com/zLlkqzx.png)
This is a sketch from a while ago.
Need Salt
![](http://imgur.com/55tw5GO.png)
Sometimes it’s unfortunate how little you can actually see of my face in the comics.
Not A Target
![](http://imgur.com/lO5fmOx.png)
Yes, she means a library.
Razor
![](http://imgur.com/41mDjz5.png)
I don’t really know how she mistook it for one. I mean, it’s great that it wasn’t a razor, but…?
Runway Dress
![](http://imgur.com/Eq7QCx3.png)
A fitted sheet that she threw over herself instead of onto the bed.
So Old
![](http://imgur.com/DeMntyS.png)
Another old sketch.
Steel Trap
![](http://imgur.com/8SN6TKw.png)
I get the “iceberg lettuce” half of the joke, but not how that in any way relates to a steel trap.
The Air
![](http://imgur.com/zA5zlx0.png)
The wind in her hair.
These Streets
![](http://imgur.com/TtRB4m2.png)
Hopefully she knows the streets better than the expression.
Utter Butter
![](http://imgur.com/KHhXUfK.png)
This is like calling onions ushrooms.
Yams
![](http://imgur.com/UBfzFSH.png)
Yes, the art is lazy. If anyone actually expected me to draw a whole self checkout machine (not once but TWICE) for this comic, then you must have skipped all the ones that came before this. There’s a reason I don’t do backgrounds.
Brain Fries
![](http://imgur.com/L227t8U.png)
Looks like Peatfeather's brain froze. Also, I like that Nutriafur's first reaction was not "yeah,
fries" but questioning if "fries" was a real word.
Classy Mime
![](http://imgur.com/56nJM89.png)
I don't really know why I gave Zephyrfang a torn ear in the design, but I think it looks good. I think I'll do that kind of thing more often.
Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream
![](http://imgur.com/tpVQxHf.png)
Cariboustep said he hates mint chocolate chip because it tastes like his toothpaste.
Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/if1UfLT.png)
Cookie dough toothpaste?
Passionate About Rocks
![](http://imgur.com/VVxWEUP.png)
I'm pretty passionate about rocks, but not in an inspiring way.
Seem Really Smart
![](http://imgur.com/3bDlbIa.png)
Can't blame her.
The Eclipse Is Coming
![](http://imgur.com/IAjMzha.png)
Is this a physics teacher thing?
Cruel
![](https://imgur.com/30RQxR5.png)
Very true, although I don't remember why they were saying that.
Dead Cicada
![](https://imgur.com/MDZqRCK.png)
I guess now is as good a time as any to ask...do you guys like the extra little detail lines? I'm probably going to continue with them even if they're not popular, but I like them...I'm talking about the things like Gorsetalon's neck in the first panel and ear in the second.
Eat Apple
![](https://imgur.com/OfVM3vf.png)
Apparently Marigoldclaw hadn't yet eaten dinner that day, and Limewhisker just really wanted to give her an apple.
Eat Apple, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/g8m4QcL.png)
Also, this update is short (only 10 comics). I'll put up a note on the first post about why the comics are taking extra long. I am starting to get the hang of this, so maybe eventually this won't be an issue, and ideally I can probably post the other 15 comics that were supposed to be part of this update by tomorrow, as long as my headache doesn't get bad again.
I Don't Know These People #161
![](https://imgur.com/XIxbNXJ.png)
Needless to say, they were pretty useless. This was move-in day. Also, bicycles? The bane of my existence, at least as a comic creator.
I Don't Know These People #162
![](https://imgur.com/0vIOlRh.png)
That's one way to do it.
I Don't Know These People #163
![](https://imgur.com/p9C8I55.png)
Or more than two. Another breed of comic arises: things I overhear in the hallway from my room. But of course mostly I hear the guys across the hall screaming.
I Don't Know These People #164
![](https://imgur.com/3MMX0df.png)
Poor Mike.
I Don't Know These People #165
![](https://imgur.com/wv5LrJZ.png)
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Inconclusive
![](https://imgur.com/8LIxiaZ.png)
In case it's not clear, they took a handful of grass and tossed it.
Like A Plus Sign
![](https://imgur.com/CxVyFD9.png)
Someone was confused at his “and” symbol.
Moss
![](https://imgur.com/04GIbNV.png)
She later showed us her moss necklace.
Nine Billion Kilojoules
![](https://imgur.com/6G3HHfe.png)
That’s a lot of kilojoules.
Not Bossy
![](https://imgur.com/7Zu3o3f.png)
Right…well, self esteem is important.
Original Text
![](https://imgur.com/8ma7npv.png)
Me: I can probably give you fifteen more comics tomorrow! Also me: waits almost an entire month and posts five comics. Sorry, everyone. I can’t be trusted. I would love to say it’s possible for another update tomorrow, but my track record isn’t good enough for me to say that. Also, I have a paper due Monday that I haven’t started.
Pages About Cities
![](https://imgur.com/Y86M3lT.png)
In our history book.
Rusty
![](https://imgur.com/t4OPTF0.png)
It's been several years since Mongoosefur last did physics.
Stand There
![](https://imgur.com/r4Tg8Uh.png)
This was while playing Pokémon Go, of course.
Tantrum
![](https://imgur.com/12CVJcU.png)
They like throwing Pokémon tantrums. And possibly other tantrums.
Thievery
![](https://imgur.com/qBwRBu6.png)
This is Needlestripe, but the quote might as well be Adderbite.
To The Gym
![](https://imgur.com/oVaYVnp.png)
Pokémon gym, that is. They were talking to a guy from Mystic (blue team) (Gorsetalon and I are both Valor/red team) who often takes over all the gyms.
Tree Look
![](https://imgur.com/gw4VHpw.png)
"It's a good Crest toothpaste."
Tree Look, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/89ExDtb.png)
This was leading up to her telling us about her love for moss.
Turn That Frown
![](https://imgur.com/0uoRxjL.png)
Hornetwing's spot...brush type...is subject to change, because nothing looked quite like whatever I used for her reference picture, so I'm kind of on the hunt for the right brush. Also, I have since vastly improved the outline design for Herringsplash.
Witness Description
![](https://imgur.com/frLCkD9.png)
That sounds like a great idea.
Argyle Socks
![](https://imgur.com/rlwHPcv.png)
"What is argyle?"
Baking Cookies
![](https://imgur.com/XRbqh19.png)
Actually, the fire alarm was set off because some people came back to the dorm (Totally Not under any kind of influence...) and decided the lamp was too bright, so they put a towel over it, and then when the towel caught on fire, they threw it away. Everything was fine, don't worry!
Celebratory
![](https://imgur.com/zUjjSfW.png)
There were always rubber snakes all over the table in that classroom.
DJ Slowpez
![](https://imgur.com/tSssDFj.png)
Apparently Domino's at one point had a feature where they would tell you over the phone what step of the process of cooking and delivering your pizza was at. Hornetwing (and friends) used this feature one time and were greeted by...DJ Slowpez. It was an experience.
Entire Book
![](https://imgur.com/6Es3tgQ.png)
He was not a fan of his class.
Google Hangouts
![](https://imgur.com/qXXg4gH.png)
We were planning to meet and study during our usual class time on a day we didn't have class.
Hee Hee
![](https://imgur.com/8o8AFwI.png)
Well, I didn't hear that at any point, so I'm going to hope that means things went well.
Holding Up Blocks
![](https://imgur.com/55NQDVB.png)
I like to just stand in there holding a large block over my head and letting the elevator do its thing. The thrill is unmatched. Physics problem.
Integral
![](https://imgur.com/9c2Fjc6.png)
Joeyfoot should be a math professor.
Like A Party
![](https://imgur.com/bsMqtY2.png)
Nutriafur is in a group thing with us but not in the class associated with being in that group.
Mojo
![](https://imgur.com/n3cDoXA.png)
Well, that's pleasant.
Normal Mushrooms
![](https://imgur.com/ATH6fKa.png)
Mushroom pizza: the new pineapple pizza.
Organ Room
![](https://imgur.com/DBkQzY3.png)
He played the organ for us and then showed us how he tunes pianos and fixes broken strings.
Pizza Every Friday
![](https://imgur.com/E7EBGuJ.png)
"We can call you Bratwurst Mozzarella!"
Poison People
![](https://imgur.com/fg8VS8V.png)
Novastep could be a good spin doctor, it seems.
Really Cute Way
![](https://imgur.com/bmLfT91.png)
Puddlewish always has great makeup looks.
Saplings
![](https://imgur.com/HJvpVMs.png)
Fig saplings, to be specific.
She's Here
![](https://imgur.com/8gfqbgD.png)
Misdreavus is a Pokémon.
Slightly Shaved Head
![](https://imgur.com/16Y9ap2.png)
That's all you need to know to recognize Gorsetalon if you ever meet them.
Sock Exception
![](https://imgur.com/mjay5zZ.png)
This was all I heard, but I actually have a guess as to what the context might have been: people always need to wear socks and not have bare feet, but babies are exempt.
Superhero
![](https://imgur.com/LDszBro.png)
They apparently don't get along all that well, so I guess it's good that he's never home.
To The T
![](https://imgur.com/ezHXpni.png)
Sounds better than math, at least.
Virginia
![](https://imgur.com/Q0GkjtL.png)
Adderbite: You can't say that!
Wonderful Humans
![](https://imgur.com/0IzSQBc.png)
I would ask if they were also wonderful dogs, but...they're dogs, so yes.
Your Pajamas
![](https://imgur.com/wk7AYul.png)
3300 comics, which is also twenty-two 150s (wow)!
COMICS 3301-3400
A Love Story
![](https://imgur.com/x81LKfJ.png)
Caesar and Cleopatra.
Boards
![](https://imgur.com/uDnd6UO.png)
Fighting words!
Cartwheels
![](https://imgur.com/yy0Bsrm.png)
Just to make sure this is conveyed, I...okay, technically I can't really tell, but I don't think Anhingafall and Limewhisker are/have ever been girlfriends. They are very close and both into girls and all that, and they even went to couples' therapy together, but I don't think they're actually together...?
Dino Nuggets
![](https://imgur.com/O8rkKF3.png)
I don't know, that sounds like a pretty worthwhile drive to me.
Elbows
![](https://imgur.com/LCgK2SG.png)
Just a stack of walking elbow.
Full Garbage
![](https://imgur.com/5etbgUL.png)
Sounds rough.
Google Hangouts, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/jwWPPXE.png)
We didn't even go through with it.
Hot Wheels
![](https://imgur.com/lHlU8LL.png)
We walked into lab one day and saw toy cars on the tables.
I Don't Know These People #166
![](https://imgur.com/xRNWy90.png)
I never would have guessed.
I Don't Know These People #167
![](https://imgur.com/tJGe5kv.png)
There's no way.
I Don't Know These People #168
![](https://imgur.com/MNn1CiU.png)
Solid advice for a night out.
I Don't Know These People #169
![](https://imgur.com/ee4R3RE.png)
To be fair, most of my knowledge comes from Order of the Stick.
I Don't Know These People #170
![](https://imgur.com/uHIPAA1.png)
You have to go up a lot of stairs to the astronomy tower. Though there is an elevator that will take you most of the way. I've taken the elevator just a couple of times (with my mom
Like Ramen
![](https://imgur.com/hcaxXUG.png)
His name in Pokémon Go and Discord (and presumably other places) has "ramen" in it.
Mash It
![](https://imgur.com/nblIAk1.png)
That is (maybe) good advice...
Negative Gravity
![](https://imgur.com/0c73N0T.png)
That's his main purpose in life.
Only Option
![](https://imgur.com/dj6V1F9.png)
The skinny red marker was frayed and looked dry.
Phone In Pocket
![](https://imgur.com/dYJz0Pw.png)
I'm glad tears could be avoided.
Robust Pizza
![](https://imgur.com/pemZs9q.png)
Domino's has a robust sauce.
Saplings, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/aMDXhRa.png)
A fig sapling, to be precise.
Three Months
![](https://imgur.com/XbAHeMw.png)
Well, why not?
Useless Green Things
![](https://imgur.com/D58zI3T.png)
I can't say I disagree.
Valor
![](https://imgur.com/08nG7bn.png)
Those are the three Pokémon Go teams. The long and storied history of this comic: my computer suddenly decided that Pixelmator and png files were not compatible. I fixed it.
Not sure how.
Wrong Vending Machine
![](https://imgur.com/Lbqw6II.png)
1. Time for the new blockbuster movie. 2. He'd better be! 3. Please appreciate that I went to the trouble of downloading ANOTHER font for this comic.
You Shave
![](https://imgur.com/03nMaOv.png)
They're just talking about his facial hair; he's not bald. Also, that's a pretty different reaction than Myotissong had.
Arch Nemesis
![](https://imgur.com/iug2oEw.png)
In Pokémon Go.
Cartwheels, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/bAtU68a.png)
Shouldn't have any candles in the first place...
Chivalry
![](https://imgur.com/hzzba1l.png)
Chivalry was dead before it even began...
Custard Cheese
![](https://imgur.com/RFnKeDA.png)
That sounds worse than cottage cheese.
Demonic Bird
![](https://imgur.com/98ZUNT6.png)
What a comeback.
Harpsichord
![](https://imgur.com/MkpHidQ.png)
You know, vampires would probably also like the flesh-and-blood type of organs (emphasis on "blood").
Hot Wheels, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/9BzawOE.png)
We lost track partway through of what we were actually supposed to be doing in the lab and instead made it our goal to make the cars leave the ramp at the fastest speed possible.
Integral, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/jwKct8v.png)
"Does this look like it's going well?" "Oh, I think it's going swell."
Ovular
![](https://imgur.com/dOkqe6J.png)
Well, that's good.
Pessimistic Polly
![](https://imgur.com/QeBCAAF.png)
Don't be a Pessimistic Polly.
Plus Two
![](https://imgur.com/AE45ube.png)
You know, ignoring the blue that always creeps into the white, I think this is probably the nicest brush for her fur.
Potluck
![](https://imgur.com/QhcwFfv.png)
The potluck was supposed to be for our Google Hangouts meeting. The one that didn't happen. Oh well.
Pretty Lady
![](https://imgur.com/givEsiJ.png)
The context is pantheons of gods and goddesses.
Quad Coffee
![](https://imgur.com/mOibFAv.png)
How polite.
Ritualistic
![](https://imgur.com/2zSgA6L.png)
Sadly, no rituals were performed.
Rope Store
![](https://imgur.com/lRSKkiO.png)
It's a fact of life that all decent physics teachers are dads.
Says Um
![](https://imgur.com/o11qzRu.png)
He got less bad as the semester went on.
Scary Angry
![](https://imgur.com/Pr8fExd.png)
Herringsplash is a first year (like me), I believe Carnationcloud is a second year (she might be a third year), and Mongoosefur is a fourth year.
Schadenfroyo
![](https://imgur.com/56ZWplv.png)
One time Adderbite told me to try a flavor of ice cream that she thought would be too spicy for me, but I liked it.
Six Fruit Snacks
![](https://imgur.com/AMXoxvA.png)
I honestly don't remember if this was the day she got unwanted Oreos from the vending machine or not.
Smell Glue
![](https://imgur.com/7Og2lbJ.png)
Breccianose (just prior): What, are you worried we're gonna smoke the glue? S...snort the glue...?
Southern Maryland
![](https://imgur.com/2p3Xu5U.png)
...Yes.
The Things We Do
![](https://imgur.com/apVZZtk.png)
Their boyfriend had to prove he was human for technology by clicking squares with cars in them.
Three Months, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/aJZZ0DV.png)
The Bryce is Right.
Wrong Vending Machine, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/JQwoLwj.png)
Me neither.
About The Boat
![](https://imgur.com/mx710gi.png)
They're from the same general area.
Bouncy Cheese Ball
![](https://imgur.com/h4uiAPd.png)
Cheeto puffs aren't exactly what I would call bouncy, but sure.
Cranberry Juice
![](https://imgur.com/j50zjNh.png)
I'm not sure if she ever found her juice.
Diagram
![](https://imgur.com/HDQcRZQ.png)
I sure won't.
Embrace The Lure
![](https://imgur.com/zWL93Q6.png)
Gorsetalon is...interesting sometimes (read: when they're drunk, which is legal because they're 22).
Frickle Frackle
![](https://imgur.com/rbnPqWb.png)
In case you can't tell, it's just a video of pasta (I think it was an ad).
Gastly
![](https://imgur.com/sVmARO7.png)
Right, because Gorsetalon totally doesn't care about Pokémon.
Hot Wheels, Part Three
![](https://imgur.com/i2b1uVp.png)
Macadamiafur looked more judgmental in the sketch.
Just The Hat
![](https://imgur.com/doULVhD.png)
I don't know what the context was.
Kinda Like Rocks
![](https://imgur.com/V7E99r6.png)
The turtle in question was Greg.
Leopard
![](https://imgur.com/HwV72PR.png)
To be fair, he was a good distance away from the screen.
Monitor Me
![](https://imgur.com/Y7ULBaL.png)
He thought they meant because they stopped in the middle of the street.
Necks
![](https://imgur.com/CRWMJaF.png)
Gay culture is being happy at seeing geese.
On The Facebook
![](https://imgur.com/lPXNUiY.png)
I don't think you need to be made entirely of eyes to see Facebook. That's a moot point now, though, because they got kicked out. Mojo guy runs the Facebook. There were these four people who showed up playing Pokémon Go and were honestly quite annoying in how they played the game. Gorsetalon took it too far by going up to them and cursing them out,
though. (The others also took it too far by getting an innocent person kicked out of a different group because he took over some gyms they'd taken over--they accused him of cheating, and the people in charge listened to them. Mojo guy didn't care about that, ostensibly because it happened in a group he's not part of. But it did happen.) Yeah, there's more drama in Pokémon Go than there has any right to be.
Pizza Delivery Tracking
![](https://imgur.com/mCwougK.png)
She has a point.
Real Snake
![](https://imgur.com/qBSvmst.png)
He was commenting on how a piece of artwork depicted a woman with hands that looked traditionally masculine, and I guess Novastep has big hands or something. I don't spend enough time looking at Novastep's hands to say for sure.
Sing Her
![](https://imgur.com/pPTOO8p.png)
She meant see her.
Steering Wheel
![](https://imgur.com/sssRAso.png)
He's had a nose ring since I met him, but he had a new one that day.
Two Scooby-Doo
![](https://imgur.com/wUHgK2Z.png)
Zoinks.
Unicorn Book
![](https://imgur.com/2A8msbg.png)
I was watching Dial M for Murder while coloring this set. Really provided the mood.
Violently
![](https://imgur.com/2E5rqH8.png)
We all were.
Waterslides
![](https://imgur.com/xBmHHU5.png)
That's so true.
Your Color
![](https://imgur.com/xlMPWUF.png)
We eventually agreed on burgundy.
Your Color, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/pSuhajX.png)
I don't know how fabric works...
Your Eyes
![](https://imgur.com/QogjcUR.png)
I definitely did not do them justice.
Ambivalent To Sand
![](https://imgur.com/cBxSk4M.png)
It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
Broken Boyfriend
![](https://imgur.com/jGwIwNK.png)
Hey, look, it can rain in comics now.
Context
![](https://imgur.com/LCct4se.png)
I could use some context.
Deserved Drag
![](https://imgur.com/LCIe2le.png)
I don't remember what this drag was for.
Elbows, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/mmJ6Dh5.png)
Sorry the updates have slowed down again...
Good Piece
![](https://imgur.com/mJ0GVbA.png)
I don't get it either.
Hardcore
![](https://imgur.com/0dOKwVh.png)
I was in shorts and a t-shirt during weather they found cold.
Lack Of Punctuality
![](https://imgur.com/zf79iAf.png)
...And it is no less important than regular driving!
Magic Word
![](https://imgur.com/uXUnZsJ.png)
Koiwhisker is our RA.
Never Read Again
![](https://imgur.com/bAxxr9m.png)
There's a sad amount of truth to this.
No Bones
![](https://imgur.com/bl7ra2p.png)
It's impressive they can move those empty arms.
On The Sidewalk
![](https://imgur.com/9Kr3Ysp.png)
I compromised; I only walked on the grass a little ways.
Pegacorn
![](https://imgur.com/yFNPYcU.png)
Kelpfeather was clarifying because she had said she hated pegacorns.
Pineapples
![](https://imgur.com/S1lPGGy.png)
To be fair, it is fact that all nerds are afraid of pineapples.
Pumped About Snow
![](https://imgur.com/dfACQIo.png)
Yes, that is exactly what he said.
Room Temperature
![](https://imgur.com/atDcxSe.png)
Well...yeah.
Salt Problems
![](https://imgur.com/hdcbFw6.png)
That's probably for the best.
Shin Lumps
![](https://imgur.com/VF1tzXn.png)
It's apparently a song reference. I didn't know the song, though I've heard other references to it. My immediate thought is always Lumpy Space Princess, though.
Spicy Numbers
![](https://imgur.com/rjXy14x.png)
I think square numbers have a spice of their own.
Sports Game
![](https://imgur.com/AgZkfY5.png)
What a victory.
Stay And Discuss
![](https://imgur.com/D0XPC2L.png)
Obviously he meant "go ahead and stay as long as you want," but...
Twelve Plus Twelve
![](https://imgur.com/arQW2h4.png)
Speaking of spicy, 666 probably counts. I caught a 666 CP Torchic in Pokémon Go today and named him Satan II.
Venti
![](https://imgur.com/l4M7Njx.png)
Same thing.
Wait Inside
![](https://imgur.com/98sR8Ib.png)
I eat ice sometimes too.
Yellow Blotches
![](https://imgur.com/QKyokvl.png)
We were describing a picture he had up on the screen. 3400!
COMICS 3401-3500
Absorb You
![](https://imgur.com/oA7IjaY.png)
Into the nucleus?
Bubble Beam
![](https://imgur.com/AKZNEzW.png)
Pokémon attacks.
Capri Sun
![](https://imgur.com/Xpxnzob.png)
Important.
Die Before
![](https://imgur.com/RDPSiVb.png)
Sorry my commentary is lacking; I'm tired and not feeling great. Also, sorry for the lack of updates--I started a Warriors comic, and I've been pretty busy.
Eyeshadow
![](https://imgur.com/VZPYa0G.png)
another girl: You got up at 12:30!? Aw! I got up at 12! I could have slept in!
Final Paper
![](https://imgur.com/vwhengj.png)
I mean, this was relevant and all. It just sounds funny to me. He didn't actually write the paper, but we were talking about how the general portrayal of Cleopatra is a self-serving femme fatale.
Get Sick
![](https://imgur.com/EU7Ei93.png)
She said it like a threat.
Hearing Each Other
![](https://imgur.com/9EN9NVl.png)
They weren't joking.
I Don't Know These People #171
![](https://imgur.com/DOqphCs.png)
I didn't witness this, but Adderbite did.
I Don't Know These People #172
![](https://imgur.com/ryKAjCh.png)
If it weren't almost 2 A.M. then maybe I'd join in the wit.
I Don't Know These People #173
![](https://imgur.com/7QfSOn0.png)
I guess it's cheating if I also made references for these two...but in all probability they'll never show up after this set of IDKTPs.
I Don't Know These People #174
![](https://imgur.com/dqcmJ8W.png)
Another one I heard from my room.
I Don't Know These People #175
![](https://imgur.com/xpn0AnC.png)
I don't know, this one probably wasn't comic-worthy, but you get to read it anyway. You're welcome.
Lake Erie
![](https://imgur.com/6v5NuQG.png)
That's not technically an inaccurate statement.
Minute Maid
![](https://imgur.com/oh2sZBL.png)
...Happy Time.
Not Cleveland
![](https://imgur.com/1dc6dy5.png)
Same.
On The Microwave
![](https://imgur.com/oIEXpTy.png)
The ort pe in the micr owas is causing a bug lroblem. - Busheltail on wcf (I have no idea why I retained this information.)
Pegacorn, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/UzlNBIz.png)
Fortunately, no one was eating corn. Although we were eating.
Ping Pong
![](https://imgur.com/4srXZFY.png)
Uh. Well. Okay, so I just noticed--and no, I don't think it's worth fixing--I put the white background on this one, but this actually happened at night. You can see that I didn't make the pupils shiny, I just forgot once I got to the background...
Revolting
![](https://imgur.com/mQt98WR.png)
By nose standards, it's just a nose. By regular standards, it's a nose.
Sad Avocado Man
![](https://imgur.com/U6ali3D.png)
He was sad because he'd hurt his knee and an avocado because of his hoodie.
Trouble Is Brewing
![](https://imgur.com/5yPa7yw.png)
This was something of a catchphrase years ago.
Very Lesbian Home
![](https://imgur.com/lXLXZOK.png)
Sounds nice.
Wateriness
![](https://imgur.com/6LuTXC4.png)
Wateriness tends to do that.
Your Ceiling Tile
![](https://imgur.com/XFRpQ5c.png)
Limewhisker said it wasn't. Which means that someone else is missing a ceiling tile, too.
Aroma
![](https://imgur.com/iB5b2zo.png)
College dorms sure have some lovely aromas.
Baked Cupcakes
![](https://imgur.com/t9Do7lK.png)
For an idea of how far behind I am, this happened in October.
Capri Sun, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/cXxn87y.png)
One Capri Sun is still better than zero.
Elliott
![](https://imgur.com/bJ4Feyc.png)
That's a great name for a garbage can.
Fushigi Golf Balls
![](https://imgur.com/bu0KevK.png)
The golf balls were for our physics lab.
Ghost Haunting Calculator
![](https://imgur.com/ZgTjwaT.png)
Unfortunately, their relationship isn't in the best place right now.
Grabbing Her Own Feet
![](https://imgur.com/WHXAQhg.png)
They make a compelling argument.
Holding A Textbook
![](https://imgur.com/DSGZZJK.png)
What a nerd.
Lots Of Boats
![](https://imgur.com/WCCRN1S.png)
We were talking about all the different things we could see in a painting.
Murder Someone
![](https://imgur.com/we7Kukl.png)
I complain about this a lot, but people need to stop setting off the fire alarm.
Negligent
![](https://imgur.com/BJqhMKX.png)
Those ones need to step up their game.
On These Barges
![](https://imgur.com/JfyWl3X.png)
My barges transport dust bunnies every day.
Partake
![](https://imgur.com/tTFLpOM.png)
Not only did Macadamiafur not partake, but we didn't even order pizza that week.
Pass Me A
![](https://imgur.com/66UXyDy.png)
Everyone's got the Capri Suns.
Pleasure Barge
![](https://imgur.com/vbPirDF.png)
We were specifically talking about Cleopatra's pleasure barge in a movie.
Pushed All The Buttons
![](https://imgur.com/J0IoFCq.png)
He eventually managed to fix it.
Real Dorm
![](https://imgur.com/m4i7Wj5.png)
It looks like a fancy house on the outside.
Salt Problems, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/pj010K0.png)
It wasn't great because she didn't have all the ingredients she needed, but it was fine. I appreciated it.
Snowpants
![](https://imgur.com/vStOlG4.png)
I've heard her mention the snowpants out in the hallway several times.
Stevia Thief
![](https://imgur.com/wK4FpBf.png)
She brought it on herself when she stole stevia, I guess.
Such A Monday
![](https://imgur.com/o1ViGyL.png)
In a shocking twist, it was actually Monday.
That Jacket
![](https://imgur.com/seJG4X0.png)
How helpful.
Two Most Important Things
![](https://imgur.com/Mlvb5qU.png)
He was looking for "sleep and eat."
Very Small Feet
![](https://imgur.com/cLV2OXx.png)
He got that far and didn't say tiny Tims?
Wearing Shorts
![](https://imgur.com/bsN6P6x.png)
They both told me this was very funny. This comic makes the twenty-third 150. That's a lot of 150s.
Absorb You, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/xGb46hr.png)
I love absorption.
Beatboxing
![](https://imgur.com/8bISBjR.png)
He's a great beatboxer. (Breccianose was saying she would be interested in a man for being a great beatboxer, even though she’s a lesbian.)
Blister
![](https://imgur.com/L3wocBg.png)
Gummy penguins.
Cloaked In Gold
![](https://imgur.com/wnGXq5P.png)
Novastep: And also truly believe I am a goddess.
Dirt Path
![](https://imgur.com/qDCSoWv.png)
This was after the fire alarm.
Fushigi Golf Balls, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/Kn5E8Se.png)
So much for wild tricks.
Get Rid Of
![](https://imgur.com/Rovwm4h.png)
Well, he's not wrong.
Hand Clapping Games
![](https://imgur.com/vlNEnE0.png)
Turning over a new leaf.
Like Opera
![](https://imgur.com/wUEyr86.png)
He didn't sing for us, but he showed us something on YouTube.
Majors In Classes
![](https://imgur.com/ymHOL3f.png)
I've passed up some pizza lunches, and I regret it. But do I regret it enough to go to extra lectures?
Not Canada
![](https://imgur.com/eWXaG8Y.png)
What a look.
Out Of Context
![](https://imgur.com/NzGYRI5.png)
I wish I could share what the out-of-context sentence was, but it was nsfw even IN context.
Purple Pants
![](https://imgur.com/Y95DuSv.png)
Well, where else?
Real Live Octopus
![](https://imgur.com/WyC23EM.png)
As opposed to eating it at a restaurant.
Royal
![](https://imgur.com/okMhmZg.png)
Don't think that's what it's called, but okay.
Shaved Their Legs
![](https://imgur.com/tZfRlj6.png)
Wonderful.
Some Gloves
![](https://imgur.com/HI8g3mP.png)
Why not boxing gloves?
Speedreading
![](https://imgur.com/l7gkKAR.png)
I'm pretty sure this was a metaphor for actual, literal speedreading.
Standard Jesus
![](https://imgur.com/A7sDBS0.png)
I want to know what happened threesus ago!
Swim Swim Swim
![](https://imgur.com/nES6wt0.png)
We are in a fluid, though.
The Best Relationship
![](https://imgur.com/4XeMwGw.png)
Well, that doesn't matter.
Thirty-First
![](https://imgur.com/9NcAuXW.png)
That is definitely a good solution.
True Scholar
![](https://imgur.com/xqb4YTx.png)
He elaborated on this. Essentially he used his phone notes.
Very Strong Will
![](https://imgur.com/ITVrYtT.png)
That's the most important thing to know about her.
Water Nests
![](https://imgur.com/lssgIzv.png)
Apparently that was a meme--refrigerators are food nests, etc.
Andromeda Galaxy
![](https://imgur.com/7MX97Y4.png)
Puns are his purpose.
Bubble Beam, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/XnFHmUB.png)
Or death.
Burn Down
![](https://imgur.com/qa1zCCt.png)
How many fire alarms did we have, twelve!?
Capri Sun, Part Three
![](https://imgur.com/hy1jcw6.png)
That seems...steep. My house is full of Capri Suns because Adderbite is the only one who drinks them and hasn't been here for the college months.
Face Hurts
![](https://imgur.com/Avi1ixG.png)
How many dabs have been in the comics!? Don't answer that.
Fushigi Golf Balls, Part Three
![](https://imgur.com/9KHGh4V.png)
The strange facial expression is absolutely necessary. I think it communicates a lot of the tone.
Gigapesos
![](https://imgur.com/KYFgj5t.png)
Gigapesos are the universal currency of the future. Giga-, of course, indicates a unit quantity.
Hit And Runs
![](https://imgur.com/kEooOOg.png)
Of course, the answer is zero because hit and runs are bad, children!!!
Like Middle School
![](https://imgur.com/VGPQo3V.png)
We were watching the 1963 Cleopatra.
Mastered
![](https://imgur.com/MlBB0NB.png)
Level one is not sufficient.
My Half
![](https://imgur.com/PFK1GtU.png)
Luciano Pavarotti was an opera tenor.
New Water Fountain
![](https://imgur.com/sEyevrz.png)
Aw, how adorable.
Part Of Me
![](https://imgur.com/rK2RMkd.png)
They were cold.
Deceiving Me
![](https://imgur.com/V9s6b3S.png)
What's with everyone and peach flavored things. The peaches have returned, I guess.
Pineapple On Pizza
![](https://imgur.com/Q5nLPht.png)
Note: pizza, whether adorned with pineapple or otherwise, is not a recommended food for infants.
Profusely
![](https://imgur.com/ZORlZmq.png)
Sometimes you should quit while you're ahead.
Put A Ring
![](https://imgur.com/4QTHZFR.png)
Not really sure if the snakes were intended for us, but we DID learn a lot about Cleopatra...
Royal, Part Two
![](https://imgur.com/qs5h2z2.png)
Y'all should sort of already be plural, so I guess the "royal" is implied. But it IS singular sometimes. Maybe we need a reverse form of "royal." Like peasant y'all or something, I don't know.
Smokes Her Dandruff
![](https://imgur.com/RfR8D63.png)
You're welcome.
Sustenance
![](https://imgur.com/ogTljql.png)
Hey, Rice Krispie treats are good.
Systems
![](https://imgur.com/JTsDZF7.png)
This man was interrupting me multiple times a minute to ask questions about the physics homework and it took him almost forty minutes to solve the FIRST PROBLEM. He's a math major.
Teach Piano
![](https://imgur.com/uxEYSZV.png)
Cacomistleclaw looked so offended at this polite offer. She called it first, okay?
Themyscira
![](https://imgur.com/A8Ol4vx.png)
Novastep is Wonder Woman confirmed.
Trader Joe's
![](https://imgur.com/TCXYPUT.png)
You know, it was less than an hour ago, and I'm already surprised at how much effort I put into getting the packaging right, and yet...I still couldn't be bothered to type the full name of the product. We've come a long way from featureless bags clearly labeled "DORITOS."
Very Badness
![](https://imgur.com/EXGbXxP.png)
That marks 3500 comics of I Am Very