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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2016 16:52:01 GMT -5
Do you find yourself bored of the modern media and it's normal people?
Do you just want to read the ideas of a lunatic rather than a sane person?
WELL STEP RIGHT UP BECAUSE I HAVE SOME STUFF FOR YOU!
INTRODUCING: DAVID PETERS!
In a complete human package, he brings forth misinformation, complaining, whining, and best of all—an utter lack of moral sanity!
Here are some of his greatest pieces of works that totally don't show that he's absolutely desperate for attention from the paleontology community:
Totally real representation of a pterosaur! All those other paleontologists are complete idiots for not agreeing with this completely accurate display of this prehistoric creature! Remember kids, David Peters is our new lord and savior! Everything he says is the truth, and everything else is a lie made by the government!
This totally isn't an inaccurate monstrosity! Just look at that tail! Truly a masterpiece that definitely wont cause nightmares!
WHOA LOOK AT THIS LACK OF PHOTOSHOP GOING ON. TOTALLY REAL, 10/10 8/8. DAVID PETERS IS OUR NEW GOD, DISCOVERING THAT DISGUSTING BEAUTIFUL TAIL ON A SKELETON THAT PREVIOUSLY DID NOT HAVE IT! WOW, HOW OUR SCIENTIFIC WORLD KEEPS CHANGING!
Now that we have that out of the way, let's go on to his backstory! He's a completely sane person, I promise!
paleoking.blogspot.com/2011/05/strange-journey-of-david-peters.html blogs.scientificamerican.com/tetrapod-zoology/world-must-ignore-reptileevolution-com/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE SOUNDS EVEN MORE CONSIDERATE ON HIS SITES! JUST LOOK AT THE TOP QUOTE OF HIS "PterosaurHeresies" SITE! pterosaurheresies.wordpress.com/
AND WHAT ABOUT HIS OTHER SITE? EVEN MORE ACCURATE INFORMATION TO DELVE IN! www.reptileevolution.com/
I'm going to vomit, I'm so angry. Sorry for my verbal outburst, but I really need to let this hatred out. I promise that this will be the last mention of him from me. However, I do have one declaration:
Drop-kick this man into orbit.
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Post by A Meadow Mushroom on Aug 27, 2016 17:00:26 GMT -5
oh my god this made me laugh so hard what is that illustration that poor, impractical pterosaur
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2016 17:06:46 GMT -5
oh my god this made me laugh so hard what is that illustration that poor, impractical pterosaur I'm glad that this was amusing to you. I was hoping that the irony and sarcasm would come in handy.
The pterosaurs look so broken and disfigured. It's like he decided to dump a whole bunch of clown supplies on them and then announced that it was an accurate portrayal of a pterosaur. Oh, wait. He did do that.
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