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Post by Sundance on Apr 15, 2020 22:15:28 GMT -5
Wrong answers only.
I think Squirrelflight didn’t want to be with Ashfur because he called her “Squilf” too many times and she didn’t like that.
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Post by Uмвяᴀ on Apr 15, 2020 22:16:52 GMT -5
The blonde hair was a turn-off. She's more into brunettes.
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Post by Moon on Apr 15, 2020 22:16:53 GMT -5
he didn't make it to her recital
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Post by barley on Apr 15, 2020 22:17:25 GMT -5
Because she's racist against purebred ThunderClan cats.
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Post by ❄️Frøstflåmë🔥 on Apr 15, 2020 22:17:27 GMT -5
I think because she wanted to make Ashfur jealous as he acted like her mentor.
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Post by Brindlefern on Apr 15, 2020 22:19:13 GMT -5
She's into the big boys let's be real now. Ashfur's scrawny ass had nothing against Brambles BIG MEATY...
Paws...
Yup. Paws. :P
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2020 22:20:11 GMT -5
She could never be with someone who had the same mentor as her, that would be like becoming mates with her brother!
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Post by mymerlincat on Apr 15, 2020 22:20:50 GMT -5
She kept getting him mixed up with ShadowClan Ashfur
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Post by Sunnyb2 on Apr 15, 2020 22:21:23 GMT -5
He ordered her a salad at their date restaurant even though he knew she only went there for the phenominal steak.
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Post by Basement Cat on Apr 15, 2020 22:24:58 GMT -5
Because she was in love with Hawkfrost.
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Post by Sundance on Apr 15, 2020 22:25:59 GMT -5
She's into the big boys let's be real now. Ashfur's scrawny ass had nothing against Brambles BIG MEATY... Paws... Yup. Paws. I mean what warrior wouldn't be into all this? ;P source
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Post by Brindlefern on Apr 15, 2020 22:27:50 GMT -5
She's into the big boys let's be real now. Ashfur's scrawny ass had nothing against Brambles BIG MEATY... Paws... Yup. Paws. I mean what warrior wouldn't be into all this? ;P sourceOh my frick I forgot that even existed. asdfghdjk
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Post by sorethroat on Apr 15, 2020 22:27:59 GMT -5
Squirrelflight was a faithless she-cat who didn’t know how good she had it with Ashfur, instead she went with Bramblechad. Just another way us gamers are oppressed in society.
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Post by *Ravenpaw* on Apr 15, 2020 22:28:07 GMT -5
Who wouldn't go for the bigger toms?
Squirrelflight didn't think Ashfur was very entertaining, either. He does nothing but go on patrols with Thornclaw.
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Post by Sunnyb2 on Apr 15, 2020 22:28:27 GMT -5
Actually, she was planning on Ashfur before, but the journey...changed her. Once she realized just how many men liked her, she just had to go with the most valuable option. I mean, look how much screentime Brambleclaw/star got.
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Post by sorethroat on Apr 15, 2020 22:36:21 GMT -5
She's into the big boys let's be real now. Ashfur's scrawny ass had nothing against Brambles BIG MEATY... Paws... Yup. Paws. I mean what warrior wouldn't be into all this? ;P sourceDaddyclaw
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Post by Fireleap on Apr 15, 2020 22:40:31 GMT -5
She's prep and he's emo
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Post by Cheetahstar on Apr 15, 2020 22:42:39 GMT -5
She still thinks shes with Ashfur, she just keeps getting his and Brambleclaws names mixed up whenever someone asks who her mate is.
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Post by Card against Humanity on Apr 15, 2020 22:48:21 GMT -5
bc he’s 5’9, everyone knows that girls nowadays will only date 6’4 chads ))))))):
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Post by wolfcry32 on Apr 15, 2020 23:55:20 GMT -5
He was a little too obsessed with his Lego sets
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Post by alphayamergo on Apr 16, 2020 4:53:44 GMT -5
His wrists were too small.
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Post by Sunbreeze on Apr 16, 2020 10:55:05 GMT -5
She's into the big boys let's be real now. Ashfur's scrawny ass had nothing against Brambles BIG MEATY... Paws... Yup. Paws. I mean what warrior wouldn't be into all this? ;P sourceThat's the greatest work of art I've ever seen. Should be in a museum somewhere.
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Post by Card against Humanity on Apr 16, 2020 11:57:42 GMT -5
his canthal tilt was too negative
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Post by epicstyle on Apr 16, 2020 12:05:45 GMT -5
Ashfur never developed good hygiene habits. You can't blame her for wanting to stay away from the guy who smells like a dumpster all the time. Ashfur smelly guy.
He was also extremely insistent on showing her his sword collection. That was literally all he ever talked to her about.
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Post by Sunbreeze on Apr 16, 2020 12:47:42 GMT -5
He didn't think that Tyrion Lannister was the best character in Game of Thrones. Squirrelflight is very picky over that.
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Post by Card against Humanity on Apr 16, 2020 12:53:47 GMT -5
He didn't think that Tyrion Lannister was the best character in Game of Thrones. Squirrelflight is very picky over that. nah squirrelflight's favourite character was arya
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Post by Sunbreeze on Apr 16, 2020 13:04:02 GMT -5
No, obviously it has to be Brienne.
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Post by Hollyfall on Apr 16, 2020 13:27:42 GMT -5
Ashfur never developed good hygiene habits. You can't blame her for wanting to stay away from the guy who smells like a dumpster all the time. Ashfur smelly guy.He was also extremely insistent on showing her his sword collection. That was literally all he ever talked to her about. Don't forget he kept calling her "m'lady" and tipped his fedora every time she came within 10 feet of him.
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Post by Sunbreeze on Apr 16, 2020 13:37:47 GMT -5
Ashfur never developed good hygiene habits. You can't blame her for wanting to stay away from the guy who smells like a dumpster all the time. Ashfur smelly guy.He was also extremely insistent on showing her his sword collection. That was literally all he ever talked to her about. Don't forget he kept calling her "m'lady" and tipped his fedora every time she came within 10 feet of him. Also, he refused to hold the door open for her whenever they went somewhere. Squirrelflight hates it when guys don't have basic manners.
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Post by Card against Humanity on Apr 16, 2020 13:41:15 GMT -5
No, obviously it has to be Brienne. she dumped ashfur bc he was whining about how ugly he thought brienne was
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