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🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃
THIS IS THE THRILLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRR, THRILLLERRRRR NIIIIIGHHHHTTTT 🎃
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Post by 🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃 on Aug 18, 2016 1:59:09 GMT -5
Okay taught is coMPLETELY STRETCHING IT BUTI had a random craving for fried rice at like 11 PM Found some uncooked pork in the fridge, cut it up, started frying that. And then after a while when the rice was done.. i noticed my sister's little kitten just sitting on the chair. And because she was just looking at me like "love me" i did the thing where you like.. put the animal in your shirt and it's head comes out at the top near the neck?? i'm wearing a tank top so no i'm not suffocating it. And she wasn't so close she'd burn.ANYWAY AFTER IT WAS THERE, IT WAS JUST CHILLING, WATCHING ME DO EVERYTHING AND IT WAS SUPER CUTElike when i added the spices, sesame oil, butter, soya sauce, rice vinegar and beef broth (found out like a while ago through experimentation it makes it taste better) shE JUST WATCHED LIKE INTENTLY? LIKE WHEN I PUT THE SOYA SAUCE BACK SHE WATCHED ME PUT SOME IN AND THEN WATCHED ME PUT IT BACK LIKE IT WAS MAGIC like all i could think was the song jack sings in the nightmare before christmas I EVEN MADE A SMALL PARODY AND EVERYTHING"what'S THIS? WHAT'S THIS?? THERE'S BOTTLES EVERYWHERE. What'S THIS? THE RICE IS GOING THERE?? WHAT'S THIS!?" it was glorious but sadly my sister just came and took the kitten and left at least they laughed because it was funny. Tonight is ending nicely. EDIT: TONIGHT ENDED WITH A BANG MY SWEET SISTERS KITTEN HAS A SONG DEDICATED TO HER INTEREST IN THE CULINARY ARTS
"I wanna be, the very best. Like no cat ever was."
"To cook rice is my real test. To fry it is my cauuuuse!"
"I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND, SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE"
"TEACH OTHER CATS, TO UNDERSTAND, THE POWER WHEN YOU FRYYYYY!!!"
"COOKING FOOD! (GOTTA COOK IT ALL!!!)
IT'S YOU AND MEEE"
"FRIED FOOD IS MY DESTINY!!"
COOKING FOOD! oOOOOOOH HERE'S MY SAUCE PAN! FRY THE MEAT LIKE A HUMAAAN"
"COOKING FOOD! (GOTTA COOK IT ALL!!!)
"A FELINES CAN TOO"
"NONSTICK PANs WILL PULL YOU THROUUGH!!"
"YOU FRY RICE AND I'LL TRY TOO!!"
COOOKING FOOOOOD!! (GOTTA COOK IT ALL!!) gOTTAA COOK IT ALL!"
"COOKING FOOD!!"
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Post by 𝕊’𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 on Aug 18, 2016 2:00:16 GMT -5
That's freaking adorable.
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Bisexual
#e0a8ff
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🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃
THIS IS THE THRILLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRR, THRILLLERRRRR NIIIIIGHHHHTTTT 🎃
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Post by 🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃 on Aug 18, 2016 2:03:44 GMT -5
IT WAS SO CUTE HONESTLY! like i can't even describe it right but yEAH
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#e0a8ff
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🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃
THIS IS THE THRILLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRR, THRILLLERRRRR NIIIIIGHHHHTTTT 🎃
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Post by 🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃 on Aug 18, 2016 2:04:32 GMT -5
iT WAS LIKE SHE WAS LEARNING AND EVERYTHING her attention was just.. on WHAT I DID IT WAS ADORABLE
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Post by 𝕊’𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 on Aug 18, 2016 2:05:46 GMT -5
IT SOUNDS ADORABLE.
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Bisexual
#e0a8ff
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🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃
THIS IS THE THRILLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRR, THRILLLERRRRR NIIIIIGHHHHTTTT 🎃
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Post by 🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃 on Aug 18, 2016 2:09:20 GMT -5
The beST PART WAS THAT she like.. jumps out from your shirt if she's done with you. buT SHE DIDN'T EVEN TRY SHE WAS SO IMMERSED THIS KITTEN WANTED TO LEARN THE CULINARY ARTS
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Post by 𝕊’𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 on Aug 18, 2016 2:09:50 GMT -5
That kitten shall be a wonderful kitten chef one day.
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#e0a8ff
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🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃
THIS IS THE THRILLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRR, THRILLLERRRRR NIIIIIGHHHHTTTT 🎃
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Post by 🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃 on Aug 18, 2016 2:12:56 GMT -5
If we believe in her maybe.. just maybe.. she can be the best there ever was. "I wanna be, the very best. Like no cat ever was." "To cook rice is my real test. To fry it is my cauuuuse!"
ok i gotta stop omg
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Post by 𝕊’𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 on Aug 18, 2016 2:13:35 GMT -5
I laughed so hard. Please, you gotta continue the song now.
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#e0a8ff
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🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃
THIS IS THE THRILLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRR, THRILLLERRRRR NIIIIIGHHHHTTTT 🎃
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Post by 🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃 on Aug 18, 2016 2:15:59 GMT -5
I'M GLAD I COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING WHEN I WROTE THAT
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Post by 𝕊’𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 on Aug 18, 2016 2:16:40 GMT -5
BUT NOW YOU GOTTA FINISH THE SONG! I'LL EVEN MAKE A DOGGY VERSION OF TEAM ROCKET'S QUOTE TO GO WITH IT.
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#e0a8ff
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🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃
THIS IS THE THRILLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRR, THRILLLERRRRR NIIIIIGHHHHTTTT 🎃
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Post by 🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃 on Aug 18, 2016 2:17:26 GMT -5
I CAN'T THINK I NEED TIME THOSE LINES JUST CAME TO ME IN A FLASH
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#e0a8ff
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🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃
THIS IS THE THRILLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRR, THRILLLERRRRR NIIIIIGHHHHTTTT 🎃
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Post by 🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃 on Aug 18, 2016 2:18:55 GMT -5
"I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND, SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE" "TEACH OTHER CATS, TO UNDERSTAND, THE POWER WHEN YOU FRYYYYY!!!"
oh m y g od
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#e0a8ff
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🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃
THIS IS THE THRILLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRR, THRILLLERRRRR NIIIIIGHHHHTTTT 🎃
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Post by 🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃 on Aug 18, 2016 2:23:30 GMT -5
I actually feel the need to make a complete song parody what have you done S'more
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Post by 𝕊’𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 on Aug 18, 2016 2:24:39 GMT -5
Prepare for trouble. And make it double. To protect the world from catastrophes To unite all dogs to our delicacies To denounce the evils of rice and fries. To extend our reaches to the squirrels and trees. Jessie. James. Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of the kitchen. Surrender now or prepare to eat our chicken. Squeaketh, that's right.
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Post by 𝕊’𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 on Aug 18, 2016 2:24:57 GMT -5
I actually feel the need to make a complete song parody what have you done S'moreA beautiful thing apparently.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2016 2:26:21 GMT -5
Prepare for trouble. And make it double. To protect the world from catastrophes To unite all dogs to our delicacies To denounce the evils of rice and fries. To extend our reaches to the squirrels and trees. Jessie. James. Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of the kitchen. Surrender now or prepare to eat our chicken. Squeaketh, that's right. my favorite
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Post by 𝕊’𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 on Aug 18, 2016 2:27:26 GMT -5
Prepare for trouble. And make it double. To protect the world from catastrophes To unite all dogs to our delicacies To denounce the evils of rice and fries. To extend our reaches to the squirrels and trees. Jessie. James. Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of the kitchen. Surrender now or prepare to eat our chicken. Squeaketh, that's right. my favorite *bows*
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Bisexual
#e0a8ff
Name Colour
🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃
THIS IS THE THRILLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRR, THRILLLERRRRR NIIIIIGHHHHTTTT 🎃
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Post by 🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃 on Aug 18, 2016 2:29:54 GMT -5
OH NO NOT THE CHICKEN
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Post by 𝕊’𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 on Aug 18, 2016 2:31:32 GMT -5
YES THE CHICKEN. It's like two in the morning here, gimme a break. XD
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#e0a8ff
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🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃
THIS IS THE THRILLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRR, THRILLLERRRRR NIIIIIGHHHHTTTT 🎃
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Post by 🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃 on Aug 18, 2016 2:32:21 GMT -5
The chicken line actually made me laugh, hard. x'D BTW THAT TEAM ROCKET PARODY WAS EBAUTIFUL
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Post by 𝕊’𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 on Aug 18, 2016 2:33:15 GMT -5
The chicken line actually made me laugh, hard. x'D BTW THAT TEAM ROCKET PARODY WAS EBAUTIFUL XD Glad you liked it.
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#e0a8ff
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🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃
THIS IS THE THRILLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRR, THRILLLERRRRR NIIIIIGHHHHTTTT 🎃
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Post by 🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃 on Aug 18, 2016 2:49:35 GMT -5
"COOKING FOOD! (GOTTA COOK IT ALL!!!) IT'S YOU AND MEEE" "FRIED FOOD IS MY DESTINY!!" COOKING FOOD! oOOOOOOH HERE'S MY SAUCE PAN! FRY THE MEAT LIKE A HUMAAAN!"
its happening
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Post by 𝕊’𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 on Aug 18, 2016 2:50:52 GMT -5
"COOKING FOOD! (GOTTA COOK IT ALL!!!) IT'S YOU AND MEEE" "FRIED FOOD IS MY DESTINY!!" COOKING FOOD! oOOOOOOH HERE'S MY SAUCE PAN! FRY THE MEAT I KNOW YOU CAAAAN!" its happeningXD I wanna make like an entire parody now, with food pokemon and like...everything.
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#e0a8ff
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🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃
THIS IS THE THRILLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRR, THRILLLERRRRR NIIIIIGHHHHTTTT 🎃
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Post by 🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃 on Aug 18, 2016 2:52:10 GMT -5
I FEEL YOU IM ACTUALLY PUTTING SOME THOUGHT INTO THIS AND TRYING TO MAKE THE WORDS WORK WITH THE ORIGINAL SOUND OF THE LYRICS IN PLACE
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Post by 𝕊’𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 on Aug 18, 2016 2:55:32 GMT -5
I FEEL YOU IM ACTUALLY PUTTING SOME THOUGHT INTO THIS AND TRYING TO MAKE THE WORDS WORK WITH THE ORIGINAL SOUND OF THE LYRICS IN PLACE WE'RE DOING THIS FIREH, YOU AND ME, KITCHÉMON, IT'S HAPPENING.
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#e0a8ff
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🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃
THIS IS THE THRILLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRR, THRILLLERRRRR NIIIIIGHHHHTTTT 🎃
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Post by 🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃 on Aug 18, 2016 3:03:16 GMT -5
it's official we're kitchemon
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#e0a8ff
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🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃
THIS IS THE THRILLLLLLLLLLERRRRRRR, THRILLLERRRRR NIIIIIGHHHHTTTT 🎃
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Post by 🎃❅❖.Şp໐໐kฯຟiຖ໓.❖❅🎃 on Aug 18, 2016 3:04:23 GMT -5
I'M ACTUALLY DYING "COOKING FOOD! (GOTTA COOK IT ALL!!!) "A feline cAN TOOO!!!!" "NONSTICK PANs WILL PULL YOU THROUUGH!!"
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Post by 𝕊’𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 on Aug 18, 2016 3:04:53 GMT -5
it's official we're kitchemon Yes, in a world where dogs and cats are the trainers/masters, they must catch the things known as kitchemon, who will help them on their quests to become the best chefs in all the lands, however they will need to train their kitchemon in food fights and cooking competitions to prove who really is the best of the best.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2016 3:05:43 GMT -5
"NONSTICK PANs WILL PULL YOU THROUUGH!!" oml this is beauty
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