Post by hawkogirl on May 18, 2018 19:06:43 GMT -5
The Great Sue War
Prologue
You wake up in the middle of an unfamiliar forest. You shake out your shiny pink fur and stretch your graceful purple wings. You take off into the air and sail into the treetops. In the distance, you can see what appears to be a large stadium, about the size of a territory. You swoop into it, and to your shock, you see cats like you- bright, neon fur, feathered, colorful wings, long, sharp claws and teeth, bright, anime-esque eyes. The cats chatter around you, also confused.
From a tower in the middle, you see a brown cat with a white chest and black paws. Her yellow eyes glimmer as she grabs the old-fashioned microphone next to her. "HELLOOOOOOOO MARY SUES!" You huff at the obviously normal cat even having the nerve to speak to you, even if you are in an audience. "AS YOU CAN SEE, THERE ARE A BIT TOO MANY OF YOU!" Her gaze travels around the gathering of cats. "SO! IT SEEMS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THINNING THE HERD HAS FALLEN UPON MY SHOULDERS! EVEN IF I HAVE THINGS I SHOULD BE DOING!" A brown paw stretched up beside her, but is quickly slapped down."get back in the basement." You hear her whisper with your magical hearing powers.
She suddenly smiles. "AND WHAT DOES 'THIN THE HERD' MEAN? IT MEANS-" At the bottom of the tower, cases of weapons, food, water, and medicine spring open. "YOU ARE ALL GOING TO KILL EACH OTHER!" She smirks "Oh, how I love being the angst queen."
"What do you mean!?" A green tabby next to you shouts. "You can't stop us from leaving!" She stretches her black wings and tries to leave the stadium, but when she reaches the top she suddenly falls in a burst of blue light.
"THIS ARENA HAS BEEN OUTFITTED WITH THE LATEST IN ANTI-SUE TECHNOLOGY!" She shouts. "YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM!"
A bright red cat with curly fur gasps in horror. "That's barbaric!" She sniffed. "I caused complete peace between my clans! We don't need to fight anymore!"
The cat on the podium continues. "I KNOW YOU ALL THINK FIGHTING IS BARBARIC AND CRAP! BUT YOU WILL BREAK IN TIME!" She takes a breath. "ANY HEALING POWERS HAVE BEEN DISABLED. ALL OTHER POWERS ARE FAIR GAME!" The cat smiles suddenly. "THE WARRING WILL END WHEN THERE ARE TWO SUES LEFT! IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, THERE WILL BE A METAL BOX OUTSIDE MY LOVELY TOWER WHERE YOU CAN SUBMIT QUESTIONS! YOU MAY CALL ME HAWKY!" She takes a sip from a water bottle.
"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!"
Welcome to The Great Sue War, where Sues are pitted against Sues and two will be declared the Sue Queens!
Updates will be about once a week.
NOW TAKING SUES.
You can submit your Mary Sues to compete in the Sue Games! Use the google form linked below to submit Sues to compete. I will begin writing when I believe I have enough sues.
goo.gl/forms/rUHisAAg3dQWl92S2
Rules for Sue Submission
Prologue
You wake up in the middle of an unfamiliar forest. You shake out your shiny pink fur and stretch your graceful purple wings. You take off into the air and sail into the treetops. In the distance, you can see what appears to be a large stadium, about the size of a territory. You swoop into it, and to your shock, you see cats like you- bright, neon fur, feathered, colorful wings, long, sharp claws and teeth, bright, anime-esque eyes. The cats chatter around you, also confused.
From a tower in the middle, you see a brown cat with a white chest and black paws. Her yellow eyes glimmer as she grabs the old-fashioned microphone next to her. "HELLOOOOOOOO MARY SUES!" You huff at the obviously normal cat even having the nerve to speak to you, even if you are in an audience. "AS YOU CAN SEE, THERE ARE A BIT TOO MANY OF YOU!" Her gaze travels around the gathering of cats. "SO! IT SEEMS THE RESPONSIBILITY OF THINNING THE HERD HAS FALLEN UPON MY SHOULDERS! EVEN IF I HAVE THINGS I SHOULD BE DOING!" A brown paw stretched up beside her, but is quickly slapped down."get back in the basement." You hear her whisper with your magical hearing powers.
She suddenly smiles. "AND WHAT DOES 'THIN THE HERD' MEAN? IT MEANS-" At the bottom of the tower, cases of weapons, food, water, and medicine spring open. "YOU ARE ALL GOING TO KILL EACH OTHER!" She smirks "Oh, how I love being the angst queen."
"What do you mean!?" A green tabby next to you shouts. "You can't stop us from leaving!" She stretches her black wings and tries to leave the stadium, but when she reaches the top she suddenly falls in a burst of blue light.
"THIS ARENA HAS BEEN OUTFITTED WITH THE LATEST IN ANTI-SUE TECHNOLOGY!" She shouts. "YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM!"
A bright red cat with curly fur gasps in horror. "That's barbaric!" She sniffed. "I caused complete peace between my clans! We don't need to fight anymore!"
The cat on the podium continues. "I KNOW YOU ALL THINK FIGHTING IS BARBARIC AND CRAP! BUT YOU WILL BREAK IN TIME!" She takes a breath. "ANY HEALING POWERS HAVE BEEN DISABLED. ALL OTHER POWERS ARE FAIR GAME!" The cat smiles suddenly. "THE WARRING WILL END WHEN THERE ARE TWO SUES LEFT! IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, THERE WILL BE A METAL BOX OUTSIDE MY LOVELY TOWER WHERE YOU CAN SUBMIT QUESTIONS! YOU MAY CALL ME HAWKY!" She takes a sip from a water bottle.
"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!"
Welcome to The Great Sue War, where Sues are pitted against Sues and two will be declared the Sue Queens!
Updates will be about once a week.
NOW TAKING SUES.
You can submit your Mary Sues to compete in the Sue Games! Use the google form linked below to submit Sues to compete. I will begin writing when I believe I have enough sues.
goo.gl/forms/rUHisAAg3dQWl92S2
Rules for Sue Submission
- I will kill characters off without permission. Do not request for your sues to be kept alive
- I will pair characters off all I want. As you can expect, this means the fic will be pretty gay, like everything I write.
- I want all the sues! I WANT PURITY SUES! I WANT EDGY SUES! I WANT SYMPATHETIC SUES! I WANT RELATIONSHIP SUES! I WANT JERK SUES! GIVE ME ALL THE SUES
- Please go overboard with the powers and cliches, but please keep it to a theme so I can keep these sues organized.
That's all for now! The next post will be the characters (as I receive them) and the posts after that will be saves for the fic.
Hawky out!