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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2017 17:13:53 GMT -5
Dude and Sparta.
Dude is a reference to a Youtuber, who pointed out that Guy is a pretty weird name for a person. And I know someone named Guy so this is perfect.
And Sparta so whenever I introduce them I can say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"
My kids will be named Dude and Sparta.
I'd be a horrible mother.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2017 17:42:31 GMT -5
To be fair I probably can't have kids anyways.
Autoimmune disorder + chemo drugs + other meds = infertility
And I act a hell of a lot like my mom. And my mom is a horrible mother. I love her and all, but I'm the first to admit that she's a bad parent. Plain and simple.
It's safe to say that I would not be a good parent to anyone.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2017 17:58:58 GMT -5
I ALSO NAMED A DOG LORD SNUGGLE KINS
I was 5...
And when I was little I had baby dolls named Breesa popcorn meat and bacon cookies daddy beater. Those were literally their names.
Just... Don't let me name anything okay
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Post by trickster ♥ on Sept 3, 2017 18:08:39 GMT -5
my sister had a webkinz she named Prettyascoffee another was Horseyhorse she named one of her dolls Food Chain others were similar to this
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2017 18:12:19 GMT -5
my sister had a webkinz she named Prettyascoffee another was Horseyhorse she named one of her dolls Food Chain others were similar to this My little cousin has a stuffed dog named Beefscottgrass
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Post by KittyClearsight on Sept 3, 2017 19:00:35 GMT -5
And here I am with legit baby names already planned, because I do want my own kids, but I probably should never be a mother.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2017 19:05:12 GMT -5
I named a webkinz "bluey" and a virtual cat "aibeibwibaibs" so don't trust me lmao
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Post by tiger beetle on Sept 3, 2017 19:23:10 GMT -5
I
I hate that I already knew the Sparta joke was coming
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2017 19:27:42 GMT -5
I I hate that I already knew the Sparta joke was coming We're all trash Sticking to that trend is also name a kid Narnia so whenever I buy them something I can go "For Narnia!"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2017 19:42:15 GMT -5
truth be told I'd name my kid Maggot to make sure they knew exactly what I would think of the annoying brat.
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Post by Theblazepanzer24 on Sept 3, 2017 19:51:47 GMT -5
Hanoashi, Shino, Sachi, Aacob, Rekona or Leopon for girls. Aacob, Acer, Vantron, or Kirito for guys.
That is if I get married, if me and my wife have kids, and if I get the distinct honor of naming one.
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Post by Lightningdawn on Sept 3, 2017 20:02:21 GMT -5
Well hey, my cousin and I have this agreement that we're going to name our firstborn sons Lucas and Claus (whoever has a boy first gets to pick their name of the two)
I also plan on naming my daughters Kumatora and Emmeryn
I shouldn't be a parent, lol
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#a3c5e6
Name Colour
𝓣𝓲𝓷𝓾𝓿𝓲𝓮𝓵
Warrior Fanatic
All hail me, the flower-flushing queen of Prague
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Post by 𝓣𝓲𝓷𝓾𝓿𝓲𝓮𝓵 on Sept 3, 2017 20:09:12 GMT -5
I don't want to have any kids, but if I were to have some, then I'd probably name one Anastasia if a girl, or maybe Alexander if a boy.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2017 20:32:09 GMT -5
I would be a terrible mother as I am a terrible human being so for a girl... Amelia or something??
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veronica
i say we just grow up, be adults and die
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Post by veronica on Sept 3, 2017 20:35:28 GMT -5
mine would be michelle and may
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2017 20:39:14 GMT -5
In case anyone hasn't figured it out:
This is a joke. I wouldn't actually do that to my kids that would be cruel.
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Post by tiger beetle on Sept 3, 2017 20:48:44 GMT -5
option one: Sixto Thagyamin Konur Inishmani Giratina Phlox Bean Cake Koosthezanvvaas option two: Inishmani Inishmani Inishmani Inishmani Inishmani Inishmani Inishmani Inishmani Inishmani Inishmani obviously there are stories behind both of these but I think they're better without
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Post by Saint Ambrosef on Sept 3, 2017 20:49:38 GMT -5
LIFE HACK: give ur kids normal names
ME: is this because we named u life hack
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Post by Deleted on Sept 3, 2017 20:51:30 GMT -5
LIFE HACK: give ur kids normal names ME: is this because we named u life hack Don't name your kid Rhiannon either Sincerely, a person named Rhiannon
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