OK, so picture this concept...
Jul 22, 2017 21:48:13 GMT -5
𝓣𝓲𝓷𝓾𝓿𝓲𝓮𝓵, Swiftshadow™, and 7 more like this
Post by Basement Cat on Jul 22, 2017 21:48:13 GMT -5
Imagine a retelling of the Original Series/Prophecies Begin, but now it's Monty python and the Holy Grail.
I will have you know I re-watched the film before posting this because I am a woman of science and accuracy to the characters, even if it is for a 5 minute read. I've wasted my life...
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Fireheart is: Arthur, King of the Britons!
"I am Arthur, King of the Britons!"
"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place."
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Brackenfur is Sir Bedivere the Wise
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Thornclaw is Sir Lancelot the Brave
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Graystripe is Sir Galahad the Pure
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Ravenpaw is Sir Robin the Not-Quiet So Brave as Sir Lancelot...who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angor...who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol...who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill
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Bramblepaw is...
Sir Not Appearing in this Film.
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Guards of Swallow Castle - Crookedstar and Mistyfoot
"You've got two coconuts, and you're banging them together!"
"Well it could be an African Swallow."
"But then of course, African swallows are non-migratory."
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The Corpse Collector - Deadfoot
"Bring out yer dead!"
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Old Man - Heavystep
"I'm not dead!"
"I'm getting better!"
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Dennis the Peasant - Smudge
"Listen, strange women lying in ponds is no basis for a system of government."
"Help, help, I'm being repressed!"
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Lady of the Lake - Bluestar
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The Black Knight - Tigerstar
"Tis but a scratch."
"A scratch?! Your arm's off!"
"No it isn't."
"Just a flesh wound."
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The Witch - Yellowfang
"I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!"
"Fair cop."
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Guy in Crowd - Longtail
"She turned me into newt!"
"A newt?"
"...I got better."
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God - Just poorly photoshop Vicky's face on the sun
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The Taunting French - ShadowClan
"I am French! Why do you think I have zis outrageous accent you silly king!"
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"
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A Famous Historian - Spottedleaf
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Three-Headed Knight - Blackfoot, Clawface and Jaggedtooth
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The Residents of Castle Anthrax - Silverstream clones
We would like to apologize for the lack of quotes due to content issues. Those responsible have been sacked.
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The Knights Who Say "Ni!" - BloodClan
"We are the knights who say..."Ni!"
"You must find us...A SHRUBBERY!"
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Tim the Enchanter - Barley
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The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog - Scourge
"Run away!" - The Knights of the Round Table
They really need a holy hand grenade...
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Sir Gawain, Ector and Bors - Whitestorm, Lionheart and Redtail
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Brother Maynard - Runningwind
"It just says...Aaaaaaaaarggghhh!"
"Aaaaaaaaarggghhh!"
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The Black Beast of Aaaaaaaaarggghhh! - The dogs from A Dangerous Path
"Miraculously they were saved at the last minute when the animator had a stroke."
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The Bridgekeeper - Darkstripe
"What...is your name?"
"What...is your quest?"
"What...is the terminal velocity of an unladen swallow?"
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Yes, I did just do that. Yes, your time and my time has been wasted. You are welcome.
I will have you know I re-watched the film before posting this because I am a woman of science and accuracy to the characters, even if it is for a 5 minute read. I've wasted my life...
-
Fireheart is: Arthur, King of the Britons!
"I am Arthur, King of the Britons!"
"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place."
-
Brackenfur is Sir Bedivere the Wise
-
Thornclaw is Sir Lancelot the Brave
-
Graystripe is Sir Galahad the Pure
-
Ravenpaw is Sir Robin the Not-Quiet So Brave as Sir Lancelot...who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angor...who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol...who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill
-
Bramblepaw is...
Sir Not Appearing in this Film.
-
Guards of Swallow Castle - Crookedstar and Mistyfoot
"You've got two coconuts, and you're banging them together!"
"Well it could be an African Swallow."
"But then of course, African swallows are non-migratory."
-
The Corpse Collector - Deadfoot
"Bring out yer dead!"
-
Old Man - Heavystep
"I'm not dead!"
"I'm getting better!"
-
Dennis the Peasant - Smudge
"Listen, strange women lying in ponds is no basis for a system of government."
"Help, help, I'm being repressed!"
-
Lady of the Lake - Bluestar
-
The Black Knight - Tigerstar
"Tis but a scratch."
"A scratch?! Your arm's off!"
"No it isn't."
"Just a flesh wound."
-
The Witch - Yellowfang
"I'm not a witch I'm not a witch!"
"Fair cop."
-
Guy in Crowd - Longtail
"She turned me into newt!"
"A newt?"
"...I got better."
-
God - Just poorly photoshop Vicky's face on the sun
-
The Taunting French - ShadowClan
"I am French! Why do you think I have zis outrageous accent you silly king!"
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"
-
A Famous Historian - Spottedleaf
-
Three-Headed Knight - Blackfoot, Clawface and Jaggedtooth
-
The Residents of Castle Anthrax - Silverstream clones
We would like to apologize for the lack of quotes due to content issues. Those responsible have been sacked.
-
The Knights Who Say "Ni!" - BloodClan
"We are the knights who say..."Ni!"
"You must find us...A SHRUBBERY!"
-
Tim the Enchanter - Barley
-
The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog - Scourge
"Run away!" - The Knights of the Round Table
They really need a holy hand grenade...
-
Sir Gawain, Ector and Bors - Whitestorm, Lionheart and Redtail
-
Brother Maynard - Runningwind
"It just says...Aaaaaaaaarggghhh!"
"Aaaaaaaaarggghhh!"
-
The Black Beast of Aaaaaaaaarggghhh! - The dogs from A Dangerous Path
"Miraculously they were saved at the last minute when the animator had a stroke."
-
The Bridgekeeper - Darkstripe
"What...is your name?"
"What...is your quest?"
"What...is the terminal velocity of an unladen swallow?"
-----
Yes, I did just do that. Yes, your time and my time has been wasted. You are welcome.