Post by rat on May 12, 2017 22:34:07 GMT -5
Welcome!
- - - Hello and welcome to my den! I promise I'm not depressed or anything, I just named it after a song that I really like (Sting is the best I will fight you on this). This is a chatroom for anyone (Nice people only, actually) that wants to, well, chat! It's also the place for my forum family (Somewhere below), which you can just ask and become a part of! Everyone is welcome here, just as long as you follow the rules. Please note this is a very non-serious chatroom and den and has nothing to do with the title.
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Rules
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I'm going to keep these short and sweet, we are all responsible people and should know these by now.
❉ Be polite.
❉ Mind your language.
❉ Don't be racist, homophobic etc.
❉ Keep conversations appropriate.
❉ If I decide to ban you, deal with it; I will have done it for a legitimate reason.
❉ Enjoy yourself!
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News
13/05/17 - They Dance Alone officially opened!
Forum Family
Mom that eats all the food because it will 'go off': rat
Dad that 'accidentally brought the wrong type of beer that only he likes (Coincidence?):
Super strict aunt that makes everyone eat healthy:
That one aunt that has an American accent and makes all the ant jokes:
The uncle that hogs the couch and screams at football on T.V. while stuffing his face with chips and drinking soda:
The other uncle that's reeeeeally old (like how are you even related to the parents?) but super chill:
The big sister that stays in her room all the time and refuses to do chores:
The little sister that JUST. NEEDS. TO. STOP. TALKING. PLEASE.:
The middle sister that's pretty average but obsessed with animals (pretty much the school horse girl):
The older brother that fights with the uncle over the T.V. and always loses:
The younger brother that 1; needs to get a life and 2; has a Wii and a fidget spinner (yeah I know we hate him too):
The middle brother that WILL FIGHT YOU and teams up with the middle sister to destroy stuff:
The cousin that rescues all the kids from boring family events (the cool cousin):
The cousin that actually ENJOYS the family events (No-one knows why, seriously):
The second cousin that is just kind of there:
The second cousin everyone knows and loves:
The grandad that does the newspaper crosswords and will scold you for using any swearword substitutes except gosh, darn and swoggly swoo:
The grandma that knits and is very stereotypical but still cool:
The grandad that goes adventuring and pretty much takes the kids and gives them candy:
The grandma that knows EVERYTHING:
The great grandad that tells stories:
The great grandma that rambles but also gives everyone food:
The friend who is like unbiological family:
The friend who doesn't need a squad because they ARE the squad (Like 50 personalities):
The dog that has never been toilet trained and eats all the leftovers:
The dog that is super posh and will only eat expensive brand food:
The dog that breaks everything:
The cat that broke the ceiling fan from swinging on it:
The cat that hogs the cat bed and is VERY haughty:
The cat that beats up the other cats for the heck of it:
The pet SNAKE who accidentally ate one of the hamsters:
The one remaining hamster:
The turtle (Nothing more needs to be said):
The other turtle:
The miniature horse that manages to find it's way inside a LOT: Ƈσяαℓ Mєямαι∂ ღ
The random bird that is actually the neighbors but likes this house more:
The lizard that hides in the houseplants: Roseheart
The friendly lady next door who brings over cookies and practically lives here:
Her husband who also brings cookies and steals the paper:
That random neighbor that helps out all the time:
The spoopy neighbor:
The old guy next door who gets war flashbacks and owns like 10 dogs:
Those 10 dogs (10 spots open):
The five neighborhood kids that just are THERE (No-one knows what they do. 5 spots open):