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Post by Saint Ambrosef on May 1, 2017 18:22:21 GMT -5
> mom dad ur jerks for not letting me go to sea at 15, goodbye > mom dad were right!! im shipwrecked. o hey, rescued by the Portuguese, here’s this boy that helped me survive. he’s ur slave now. bye. > what fortune!! a whole brazillian plantation to myself!! but being wealthy and secure is boring. time to hit the sails again > shipwrecked. every1 but me died. > dear diary: i went out to the shipwreck today. it had every fricking supply i need to survive: food, weapons, gunpowder, shelter materials, even ink and paper to write this!! > i got sunburned and i can only live off this supply for five years, meaning i eventually have to grow my own food. im so unlucky. please help me @ god > i have ten million goats and a cornfield at my disposal and a massive fort. @ god i dont need u > im sick. @ god help me pls > found an extra barrel of gunpower but im outta ink. @ god i hate u why do u let bad things happen to me. > FOOTPRINT!!!1! I THINK. i am not alone. there are SAVAGES. wow look at the time it’s been ten years and i havent tried to leave yet but i guess nows a good time haha > i spent a year making this boat only to realize idk how to get it to the shore. oops. @ god this is ur fault. > hey an indigenous boy!! call me Master and do all my labor. i cant believe god sent me a slave hoo boi i must be in his good graces > its been 20 years. time to check the other side of the island. hey lets rebuild a boat here for another 5 years. > i am now over fifty years old. a strange ship arrived. they tried to mutiny against their captain but i stopped them!! now they help me 2 fight off the savages that i haven’t seen the entire book until now. boom they ded. action scene? what action scene? was half a page not good enuf? > thanks 4 helpin me. have this slave boy of mine. o what do you mean that brazillian plantation is now worth millions? goody goody!!!! i establish a colony on the island in my name. i am filthy fricking rich. > @ god. new phone who dis? > did i grow as a character at all? no
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2017 18:27:08 GMT -5
accurate
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#add8e6
Name Colour
*Ravenpaw*
Warrior Fanatic
*reads books in a corner*
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Post by *Ravenpaw* on May 1, 2017 18:43:44 GMT -5
Seems legit.
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Post by Saint Ambrosef on May 2, 2017 21:54:04 GMT -5
im still mad about this book
my "theme analysis" was just a thinly disguised essay on how big a disappointment the plot is
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2017 22:02:59 GMT -5
it was goooddd shush XDD
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Post by Saint Ambrosef on May 2, 2017 22:09:32 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2017 22:12:06 GMT -5
LOL
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