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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2016 16:06:50 GMT -5
well last night i had a dream where my mom and i got on a plane ride with a few star wars characters. the plane is floating and we're just chilling
then the plane leaves and i'm like "gee it sure is dark in here" and darth vader is like "that's because i'm here." then he lights off a bunch of fireworks inside the plane
we get to a desert and the plane crashes, but we're all fine and we get out of the plane.
then i go to a toy store, go to the bathroom, and i end up having to fight off a bunch tusken raiders
anyway tell me your weird dreams
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2016 16:10:38 GMT -5
My favourite one was the one where I was the last living human on Earth so my first idea was to go into a grocery store and eat a whole bunch of free food. When I left the grocery store everybody's dead bodies were raining from the sky.
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Post by ~TopmødeFlyinglark~ on Aug 5, 2016 16:10:48 GMT -5
Last night I dreamed I was sitting in a car which had no way to steer it, but it had a radio, and it was driving down the road next to my school.
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Post by ~TopmødeFlyinglark~ on Aug 5, 2016 16:12:10 GMT -5
Also I had a dream once that I was eating chips and the potato inside them was replaced in salt.
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Post by Basement Cat on Aug 5, 2016 16:12:49 GMT -5
Oh boy. I have to go to my laptop for this thread.
My time to shine ~*sparkle sparkle*
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Post by Basement Cat on Aug 5, 2016 16:22:20 GMT -5
In one dream, I realized I was in my bedroom and had a caged cat, who was utterly pissed at me. I tried to let it outside the house but the thing clawed and scratched at me and kept running back inside. Eventually I just grabbed it and threw it out the door and slammed the door shut. I told it this was its punishment for clawing me. Eventually, I went to let it back inside, and then it becomes blank.
I remember washing out a bowl from my room and fixing in the bowl dome sort of watery chex mix. I asked somebody whether I should water it down or not, considering it was a five month old kitten.
I remember driving to a store. I drove to the store on the back of a pickup truck while apparently nobody was driving it with my two siblings also with me. I remember stopping the pickup truck because apparently someone got angry at me. I cussed that person out and my father appeared. I gave an evil eye to that person and my sister imitated me. Somebody diffused the situation, but I don't remember who. I remember trying to put leashes on both my dog and cat, but ultimately ended up carrying them both. I walked inside the store to buy cat litter, cat food and a longer dog leash, but then saw the no dogs allowed sign.
The pick up truck was now a minivan. I got back in the car to let them stay there for a little while while I fumbled with the leashes (the cat was much nicer to me now). While I was walking to the car, my dog was walking with me but refused to budge. I had to drag her with the leash. Eventually I was told by a face I can't recall to move the leash an inch and half at a time. It seemed to work. Somehow, the solo trip had people I sort of knew with it, as they were chatting outside the car, one of them with a gun. I don't recall their faces or voices, just that they were there. There was a sudden gunshot and people started crying and freaking out. I don't remember, but either someone had killed them in the group, or they accidentally shot themselves. Somebody got in the driver's seat and then I realized that another person was in the passenger seat. The person in the driver's seat had the gun. He shot the other person. I forget how I reacted. He turned the gun to me. I left the kitten and flew out of the car while nearly being shot, and ran away towards the road, which had somehow become my church's parking lot and landscape. The store was now gone and the church was there instead.
I forget pieces of what happened, but I remember somehow venturing back through a door which had somehow unlocked - there were now a bunch of people - and we left outside that secret door. I noticed there were a bunch of people in black robes and scream masks, which freaked me out at first. Then I realized that it was a bunch of people dressed up for Halloween. I also forgot to mention that previously in the dream, I was told by my parents not to get sick, which somehow translated to wearing socks on my hands. I also remember wearing shoes, but having them gone when I noticed. I ran to the road to escape, only, I was painfully in slow motion. I made each step with a weird sort of leap, like I was in the consistency of water but on land. The road was shorter than it actually is, and I remember getting back to my hometown's main part of it fairly quickly.
In my dream, I actually remember my dream self telling itself this couldn't be real, and that it hated the nightmares it got, which prompted it to pinch itself. It didn't wake up, which made it believe this was real. It cursed it couldn't die right now. As I continued to travel, the sites became unfamiliar to me. I was not on the roads anymore, but on some sort of mall strip that had people working in them, but they were not familiar to me. I can also distinctly remember jump walking past a radio station, and every person there was Asian. At that point, there was some sort of bend where cars moved where I could move in regular speed, but after that it became slow moving again.
I then remember having to go through a market to get to another unfamiliar part of town to reach my house, since by then I just wanted to go home. I told myself I'd call 911 when I had a phone available. The market was full of people I would have to call hipsters, and the stereotype of them. They looked disdainfully at me as I passed them. After that, I'm drawing a blank.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2016 16:25:01 GMT -5
buckle up kiddos this'll be an experience i'm setting you all up to be disappointed
so friends i started developing crushes on people very young. literally preschool to be exact. i had a crush on this dude named Ted and tiny me had a lil dream about him and me.
it was my birthday and i was on a yacht. my mother was thin (not like real life) and rich (not like real life) and wearing a tight cut dress while drinking wine (not like real lifex2). i was wearing a dress too and my hair was tied up in a pink ribbon. i wanted to open Ted's present of mine first, so i asked what room my mom had put the presents in. she said "down the hall, take a left then a right then a left - NOT ANOTHER RIGHT"
so we were like k whatever let's do this
we go down the hall and follow her directions except we do take another right on accident, we're in like preschool we don't know our lefts and rights just chill out ok
so we open the door and walk in and
A GIANT SQUID is just chilling in there and it freaks out and grabs me and Ted is all like "uh no" and like attacks it and gets picked up in its place and i ran away n abandoned him
that's the story of my first crush and how i started avoiding him like the plague. rip preschooler me.
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Post by scribbles on Aug 5, 2016 16:25:55 GMT -5
The weirdest dream I've had to date:
I was walking by your typical public pool, the sun is shining, everyone's having a nice time. But I turn my head and Edward Cullen and Bella Swan (Yes, from Twilight. These were darker times) were standing there. Edward begins shining as soon as I acknowledge his existence. Bella and I start panicking because not soon after that he starts steaming -- though he's still just standing there like the idiot he was. So he dies. He just dies. Standing up.
I don't know why I had this dream, I didnt care about Twilight even then. But I do know I woke up crying. I was so upset about this FAKE VAMPIRE I didn't care about that my dream tears carried over into real life.
I haven't forgiven my brain for this.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2016 16:41:09 GMT -5
Last night, I dreamed that my brother and I fought each other with deadly water snakes...We used them as squirt guns
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Post by rowanthered on Aug 5, 2016 16:44:08 GMT -5
In my family, I'm the one known to have really weird dreams. My parents just kind of look at me like I'm some sort of tragic case when I try to tell them a dream I've had, so I've stopped trying to. I also have these types of dreams EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. Note: sometimes this works to my benefit because it results in a beautifully vivid and drawn out story-like dream, so it's worth the weirdness.
1. I had this one when I was about six years old. I was taking a marvellous pink bubble bath, with a mouse, in a teacup; a chipped teacup.
2. This one when I was 9-10. I chased a fetus around my school, crawling after it, all the while avoiding the giant hornets that were trying to kill me. Oh, and the school had some wonderful play-structures which the fetus got lost inside of.
3. The cat-mop was invented. A cat/mop hybrid that both cleans your floors AND meows at you. How wonderful!
There are others too, but I'm not sure if you guys want to hear them, since they're a bit... shocking to say the least.
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Post by Bleak on Aug 5, 2016 17:08:30 GMT -5
In my family, I'm the one known to have really weird dreams. My parents just kind of look at me like I'm some sort of tragic case when I try to tell them a dream I've had, so I've stopped trying to. I also have these types of dreams EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. Note: sometimes this works to my benefit because it results in a beautifully vivid and drawn out story-like dream, so it's worth the weirdness. 1. I had this one when I was about six years old. I was taking a marvellous pink bubble bath, with a mouse, in a teacup; a chipped teacup. 2. This one when I was 9-10. I chased a fetus around my school, crawling after it, all the while avoiding the giant hornets that were trying to kill me. Oh, and the school had some wonderful play-structures which the fetus got lost inside of. 3. The cat-mop was invented. A cat/mop hybrid that both cleans your floors AND meows at you. How wonderful! There are others too, but I'm not sure if you guys want to hear them, since they're a bit... shocking to say the least. No, no! Please continue!
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Post by Alpha on Aug 5, 2016 17:14:18 GMT -5
When I was five, I had a dream that there was a zombie Spongebob in my elementary school's playground.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2016 17:14:59 GMT -5
i had a few dreams about @roswell those were fun
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Post by Rανєη'ѕ ƑƖιgнт on Aug 5, 2016 17:24:58 GMT -5
When I was younger, I had a recurring dream that I was in a rickety old mansion that's going to fall apart any second. For some reason, I was searching for treasure. Then the moon would try to abduct me and I would fight back. (Silly little me)
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2016 17:25:05 GMT -5
K for some reason I'm always having dreams that involve tornadoes or tsunamis. They're not weird, just scary. Last summer i would have multiple tornado dreams every week and I would die in them (dying in dreams feels really strange)
lately tho, since like January, my mind has been all about those tsunamis like dang almost all of my dreams involve giant waves/drowning. idk why. I hadn't had a dream with a tornado for a long time until last night and there were like 10 in my city and i almost got hit by one so i hid in some random school trying to find shelter.
i don't live near the ocean and tornadoes rarely occur here so ! what the hecke!
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Post by 𝘨𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘶𝘯 on Aug 5, 2016 17:29:40 GMT -5
when i was like eight i had this recurring dream starring me, a giant strawberry wielding a baseball bat made of marshmallow and my favourite cartoon character running away from vegtables. those were the good old days.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2016 17:38:20 GMT -5
I've had multiple dreams where I was an insect. I've been a cricket, a dragonfly, and some weird mix between a firefly and a cockroach. Out of all of these times, all of them have me involved in normal insect activities. I suppose watching too many nature documentaries can do that to you.
A reoccurring dream I've had is me having to swing with a rope over a pit of lions. I inevitably fall into the pit every single time and wake up moments before death. I apparently have a really poor grip on ropes, which isn't too inaccurate honestly.
Another dream I once had a couple months back was when I was in the eyes of a JP raptor. I'd share what happened, but it was far too gruesome and disturbing and I'd probably get banned. It was equally scarring and fascinating, let's just say.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2016 17:52:53 GMT -5
idk
all of them
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2016 18:05:12 GMT -5
I don't usually have too many weird dreams now a-days. I remember dreaming that the world was now dominated by sheep. Everyone just kept walking in the street and off cliffs and stuff and dieing. Pretty boring really
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Post by Bunny on Aug 5, 2016 18:06:43 GMT -5
I once had a dream that Roswell followed me back
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Post by rowanthered on Aug 5, 2016 18:15:00 GMT -5
In my family, I'm the one known to have really weird dreams. My parents just kind of look at me like I'm some sort of tragic case when I try to tell them a dream I've had, so I've stopped trying to. I also have these types of dreams EVERY SINGLE NIGHT. Note: sometimes this works to my benefit because it results in a beautifully vivid and drawn out story-like dream, so it's worth the weirdness. 1. I had this one when I was about six years old. I was taking a marvellous pink bubble bath, with a mouse, in a teacup; a chipped teacup. 2. This one when I was 9-10. I chased a fetus around my school, crawling after it, all the while avoiding the giant hornets that were trying to kill me. Oh, and the school had some wonderful play-structures which the fetus got lost inside of. 3. The cat-mop was invented. A cat/mop hybrid that both cleans your floors AND meows at you. How wonderful! There are others too, but I'm not sure if you guys want to hear them, since they're a bit... shocking to say the least. No, no! Please continue! I just posted one, but thought better of it, and deleted my reply. I think I'd get banned
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2016 21:41:18 GMT -5
I had a dream I had a baby and it turned into a cat
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2016 21:41:27 GMT -5
When I desperately want something, I have dreams where I have a chance to get it, only for it to burn apart or be gotten by someone else or be a dream-within-a-dream. I also had a dream where I was banned and everybody on the old forums rejoiced.
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Post by Northstar3213 on Aug 5, 2016 21:47:06 GMT -5
Most of my weird dreams are in anime...or nightmares that revolve around something happening to my teeth 0^0
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2016 21:50:19 GMT -5
Oh god i have nightmares that my teeth are all loose and if they fall out they can never be replaced
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Post by Bunny on Aug 5, 2016 21:57:35 GMT -5
Oh god i have nightmares that my teeth are all loose and if they fall out they can never be replaced SAME OH MY GOD
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Post by Card against Humanity on Aug 5, 2016 21:58:24 GMT -5
my weirdest forum-appropriate dream was about huge bugs invading my house
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Post by Northstar3213 on Aug 5, 2016 22:06:20 GMT -5
Oh god i have nightmares that my teeth are all loose and if they fall out they can never be replaced SAME OH MY GOD I had one where one tooth fell out, and I bled and bled and bled. My blood filled the room and I drowned.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2016 22:09:28 GMT -5
I had one where one tooth fell out, and I bled and bled and bled. My blood filled the room and I drowned. ............ thats so metal
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