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Post by Halfspirit on Nov 8, 2023 17:30:38 GMT -5
In your opinion, what is the overall funniest/ironic line a character has said in the WC series?
Mine:
"I'm broken!"
- Jaykit
"S'all right."
- Snowkit
What's yours?
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Post by Purdyisbestboi on Nov 8, 2023 19:51:32 GMT -5
Gonna double down on "S'all Right."
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Post by Fireleap on Nov 9, 2023 13:46:48 GMT -5
"Hooray"
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Post by Halfspirit on Nov 9, 2023 18:23:41 GMT -5
I forgot to add that I also enjoy the line in Leopardstar's Honor where Whitepaw, Leopardfur's apprentice, says very unenthusiastically "I don't know, wet water?" When Leopardfur asks him what kind of water he scents.
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Post by Halfspirit on Nov 9, 2023 18:28:27 GMT -5
omg wait what book is that from? context please LOL
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Post by thewinterblaze on Nov 9, 2023 19:06:05 GMT -5
Leafstar sighed. "Are they going to be measuring our legs now?"
"Now Darkstripe, is neither young, nor pretty." Absolutely iconic.
"Rootspring wondered if ghost cats had ghost fleas."
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Post by Purdyisbestboi on Nov 9, 2023 19:13:35 GMT -5
Less than a week old bluekit, “I’ll show (Stormtail) that I’m not a mewling kit anymore.” She isn’t even a week old yet.
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Post by Halfspirit on Nov 9, 2023 20:46:22 GMT -5
Leafstar sighed. "Are they going to be measuring our legs now?" "Now Darkstripe, is neither young, nor pretty." Absolutely iconic. "Rootspring wondered if ghost cats had ghost fleas." OMG THE DARKSTRIPE ONE IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE LINE OF ALL TIME
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Post by Fireleap on Nov 9, 2023 23:49:38 GMT -5
omg wait what book is that from? context please LOL I forget the exact context, but Breezepelt says it in Lost Stars when they're trying to break the ice over the Moonpool.
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Post by lazzylake on Nov 10, 2023 7:55:07 GMT -5
Here you go! Copied and pasted from Jaysnow in my comedic cat moments thread! Lionblaze: "Is Jayfeather back?" Bumblestripe: "He got back just after you left." Lionblaze: "Was he okay?" Bumblestripe: "He snapped at Hazeltail for getting in the way, hissed at Cherrypaw for trampling on Ferncloud's moss and ordered Foxleap and Toadstep to fetch comfrey. So I guess he's fine." —Lionblaze and Bumblestripe about Jayfeather The Last Hope, pages 40-41
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Post by vectoring34 on Nov 10, 2023 10:35:11 GMT -5
There's a bit in ASC where Frostpaw goes all "Wow nothing bad will ever happen to my mother ever" just a few chapters before she gets torn to shreds. The way she said it was so over the top it was kind of funny even to someone like me who didn't know any spoilers.
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Post by Wolfyy- on Nov 10, 2023 14:36:30 GMT -5
Here you go! Copied and pasted from Jaysnow in my comedic cat moments thread! Lionblaze: "Is Jayfeather back?" Bumblestripe: "He got back just after you left." Lionblaze: "Was he okay?" Bumblestripe: "He snapped at Hazeltail for getting in the way, hissed at Cherrypaw for trampling on Ferncloud's moss and ordered Foxleap and Toadstep to fetch comfrey. So I guess he's fine." —Lionblaze and Bumblestripe about Jayfeather The Last Hope, pages 40-41 This has to be one of my favorites!
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Post by moongloweevee on Nov 11, 2023 16:25:35 GMT -5
"We flew across the water."
-Fireheart to Crookedstar
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Post by nowarriornameshere on Nov 11, 2023 16:56:57 GMT -5
"Now Darkstripe, is neither young, nor pretty." This is one of them. Graystripe was murdering Darkstripe long before he actually killed him and it's great. Another is probably "What else is new?" from Crowfeather, simply due to its context. All four Clans are slowly dying from thirst, everybody is suffering, and the man still considers it his prerogative to speak out of turn and snark about it at a Gathering. It was pretty much "the" moment that just made me out the book down and go "Holy shit, he really IS Jayfeather's father" and consider how much more of an ass Jayfeather could have been if he wasn't almost exclusively raised by the parent that was generally inclined to rebuke such behavior rather than let it slide or even encourage it.
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Post by Halfspirit on Nov 11, 2023 19:39:55 GMT -5
I GOT SOME MORE FUNNY LINES THAT I DIDN'T THINK OF BEFORE!
"New leaves for newleaf." - Jaypaw's thoughts in Dark River
"I don't know, wet water?" - Whitepaw to Leopeardfur in Leopardstar's Honor
"You're telling me SkyClan had to leave because there weren't enough trees? - Firestar to Bluestar in Firestar's Quest
"What's a tooby?" Crowpaw about to-bes in the Tribe of Rushing Water, Moonrise
"What on earth did he do to do that? Fly?" - Firepaw when he heard that Ravenpaw impressed Tigerclaw in Into the Wild
"Yeah, and some mouths are bigger than others." Graypaw referring to Darkstripe in Into the Wild
Silverstream: "You idiot! What are you doing on my territory?" Graystripe: "Drowning?" - Fire and Ice
"Of course they've seen more than me-- I'm blind, remember?" - Jaypaw to Leafpool, The Sight
"Because her eyes are the color of heather.." - Lionpaw romanticizing over Heatherpaw in The Sight (I just found this funny for no reason)
Blackstar: "They are named Flamekit, Dawnkit, and Tigerkit!" The rest of the clans: eerie silence
- Blackstar announcing the birth of Tawnypelt's new kits in Dark River (I found this line funny for no reason too bc of the utter silence after Blackstar said the word "Tigerkit")
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Post by Saint Ambrosef on Nov 12, 2023 1:00:04 GMT -5
Fireheart had some fire lines in TPB, ngl. I always forget how sassy he is until I re-read that arc.
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Post by yuki on Nov 12, 2023 1:09:55 GMT -5
There's a bit in ASC where Frostpaw goes all "Wow nothing bad will ever happen to my mother ever" just a few chapters before she gets torn to shreds. The way she said it was so over the top it was kind of funny even to someone like me who didn't know any spoilers. this.>>
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Post by rabbit on Nov 12, 2023 12:03:04 GMT -5
“It sometimes seems like Leopardstar and Mistyfoot will live forever.” -Hawkfrost
For once, Hawkfrost wasn’t lying.
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Post by seantheskyhunter on Nov 13, 2023 9:55:39 GMT -5
Lionblaze saying how he will have all honey in the Forest X)
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Post by pepperflake on Nov 13, 2023 20:12:22 GMT -5
Patchpelt: “Ottersplash bit me! I’m going to smell of fish for days!” Bluestar’s prophecy
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Post by Hollyfall on Nov 13, 2023 20:45:15 GMT -5
I liked Lionblaze's snarky quip of "Next time, I'll check who my parents are before I'm born" to the imposter. There was also after he and Jayfeather get exiled in Veil of Shadows, the first thing they do is argue amd Jayfeather insulting him, which is such a brother thing.
Also Flipclaw forgetting Jayfeather was blind:
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Post by mewpup on Nov 15, 2023 3:24:13 GMT -5
Blackstar: "They are named Flamekit, Dawnkit, and Tigerkit!" The rest of the clans: eerie silence
- Blackstar announcing the birth of Tawnypelt's new kits in Dark River (I found this line funny for no reason too bc of the utter silence after Blackstar said the word "Tigerkit")
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Post by Jaysnow on Nov 15, 2023 4:19:03 GMT -5
Blackstar: "They are named Flamekit, Dawnkit, and Tigerkit!" The rest of the clans: eerie silence
- Blackstar announcing the birth of Tawnypelt's new kits in Dark River (I found this line funny for no reason too bc of the utter silence after Blackstar said the word "Tigerkit") The Clans after Tigerkit is announced:
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Transgender
beefur 🌳 🍃 🌊
"Great, let's round up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them." ~Jayfeather
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Post by beefur 🌳 🍃 🌊 on Nov 15, 2023 6:58:48 GMT -5
There's a bit in ASC where Frostpaw goes all "Wow nothing bad will ever happen to my mother ever" just a few chapters before she gets torn to shreds. The way she said it was so over the top it was kind of funny even to someone like me who didn't know any spoilers. Can you share the page and stuff?
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Post by vectoring34 on Nov 15, 2023 10:24:13 GMT -5
There's a bit in ASC where Frostpaw goes all "Wow nothing bad will ever happen to my mother ever" just a few chapters before she gets torn to shreds. The way she said it was so over the top it was kind of funny even to someone like me who didn't know any spoilers. Can you share the page and stuff? The exact chapter before Curlfeather dies, Frostpaw says She says a few more things in that vein in the very chapter where Curlfeather dies, and she says it enough times to get to the point that it approaches tempting fate. Chapter 11 also has this gem, I think if it was said only once, it might have been fine, but the part that makes it funny is just how on the nose Frostpaw's words are and how often she says it. It feels like someone wandering in the woods yelling about how they're sure a bear won't attack them after which a bear then attacks them.
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Asexual
Dark Forest Leader
volchitsa4
can't decide of I should keep my original joining name or switch back to houndsteeth....
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Post by volchitsa4 on Nov 16, 2023 23:52:27 GMT -5
Firestar calling Darkstrip Dirtstripe
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Post by kitters on Nov 17, 2023 1:52:59 GMT -5
"I don't even know if it was a Tom or a she cat. All I remember are the toes. I think that's all StarClan wanted me to see."
-alderheart about tree's feet.
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Post by Halfspirit on Nov 17, 2023 19:36:13 GMT -5
I found another one lol
If you want sympathy, go to the nursery.
- Jaypaw to Birchfall after pulling a thorn out of his bad
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Post by Jaysnow on Nov 17, 2023 19:38:16 GMT -5
Fireheart had some fire lines in TPB, ngl. I always forget how sassy he is until I re-read that arc. This isn't from the first arc but it's from the first ever Super Edition. I loved his line there when he said this, basically: Bluestar blinked. "There are cats who would argue that there should never have been a fifth Clan in the forest at all. Why are there four oaks at Fourtrees, if not to stand for the four Clans?" Firestar gazed up at the massive oak trees, then back at Bluestar. Fury pure as a lighting flash rushed through his body. "Are you mouse-brained?" he snarled. "Are you telling me SkyClan had to leave because there weren't enough trees?”
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