Gray's hole in the ground

THEY HAVE STOPS THAT I HAVE TO WALK TO AT LIKE 6:00 IN THE MORNING

YES

School bus drives me to school with all the goofy kids that go to my school, and normal bus transports me around for other things.

Yeah, I just take a regular bus to school. The only school buses I know about are the fancy rich kids, but thankfully my school is in the city so I’m able to get a regular bus

Yeah, normal buses are usually pretty clean tank god. But you know what the ultimate form of public transport is? The city cat.

A CITY CAT?? LIKE A STRAY KITTY??

Uh

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Pigeons?

Nope! It’s a boat! It’s super cool

Also how many times did I post 😭

They are everywhere. One time when I was around eight I was walking outside and a Turku started screaming at me. I was fed up with those stupid birds, so I screamed back at it.

Bad decision. The turkey chased me up my street. I ran into my house crying to my mom. It was my first time outside alone on my scooter too, lol.

YALL HAVE BOATS FOR TRANSPORTATION?? THATS SO COOL.

Yeah, we have eastern wild turkeys. Not to mention New York dumped like 30 more of them in Massachusetts because idk. There’s so many. They’re scary too, only their babies look cute.

Yeah it helps us get across the bullshark infested river lol

Also the Turkish here are kind of a joke. Honestly least dangerous thing in Australia

Oh, and do you guys always own boomerangs??

Really?? One time a turkey was outside the door of my cheer gym and I had to use the other door out of fear that it would attack me.

Oof.

How much slang do you guys talk in? I mean, I talk to you all the time and understand, but everyone believes you guys speak like a different language of English lol

Do scrap yards really exist?? Or is that just some wild myth??

I’m the US we call them “junkyards” and everyone thinks that there’s like, so many in Australia. There’s very little in the US, especially the northern parts. I’ve never seen or been to one.