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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2016 17:26:38 GMT -5
So in my math class, there's this girl with red hair that she puts in braids. On the first day of school, the girl started fooling around with her braids, and the math teacher said "*Name*, do you want me to chop off your braid?" The girl stopped fooling around with the braid, but now the poor girl's the butt of all the teacher's jokes. XD
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Post by 🍁Searipple101🍁 on Sept 10, 2016 18:49:18 GMT -5
My Social Studies teacher a few years ago loved to make murder jokes. She was also crazy, but so freaking fun.
My senior year Physics teacher made jokes about everything. Like, if talking about centripetal force, he would say how if something wasn't being held as it spun, it would fly off into the crowd killing thousands and leaving hundreds homeless, and things like that. The object would something like a penny, too. He was so great.
One time, I think we were freshmen, my bf and I were walking to class form lunch. Him, being the weirdo that he is, started making car noises and pretending to use a steering wheel, then crashing into the walls of the hall with screeching noises. When I asked what he was doing, he simply replied with, "I'm a car." Then, I look behind us and there is a teacher walking right behind us, staring at him with the most confused expression. My only statement to her, "He's a car." It was so embarrassing but still so funny. My bf and I are still together, too.
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Post by smilii on Sept 23, 2016 11:37:13 GMT -5
Today we were meant to be making loudspeakers in Science but my one started vibrating, threw off all of ots own wire and then got too hot for me to touch. The Conjuring Loudspeaker was only on for 10 seconds.
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Post by rosepelt22 on Feb 1, 2017 22:16:38 GMT -5
Lol XD. Reminds me of the time when I dabbed. Me:*dabs* Friend: no, you're not allowed to dab Me: don't tell me what to do! I can dab if I want! Me: *dabs again, hitting someone in the face by accident* Friend: that is why you're not aloud to dab Best post Thanks
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Post by rosepelt22 on Feb 1, 2017 22:21:10 GMT -5
So, last day of science in grade seven, our science teacher was congratulating us on how fun and smart we were, and how we were such good students to teach. So of course right when he gets to the smart bit, a guy (who I don't get along with) started coughing violently. Turns out, he inhaled some ink from his pen. He wanted to know what was in the hole so he started sucking on it, and he nearly choked on ink. My science teacher was just so done with him
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Post by Moose on Feb 1, 2017 22:26:10 GMT -5
Tonight, my journalism professor handed me $5 and told me to go find her a snack. So I left class to go get her a snack.
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Post by Turin not Torino on Feb 2, 2017 0:39:37 GMT -5
The marching band practiced on the front lawn of the school. One morning, this lady came from the motel across the street and started yelling at the band director about how she was trying to sleep, blah blah, blah, and he responded to her in drum sounds, like "Bzzzz POP! Diggity diggity BOP! Para diddle para diddle FLAM FLAM FLAM!"
This other time, we had a sub in Chemistry, so naturally we weren't doing any actual work, and a group of us decided that it would be funny to take one of the dead fish from the bucket at the back of the room (I think they were for dissection in another class?) and hide it in the teacher's desk, since it was Friday and it would sit all weekend. I had to leave early because we were going to an away game, but as I was leaving, my one friend grabbed a fish and swung it like a baseball bat, hitting my other friend in the back with it. His expression was priceless. They ended up putting the fish in the desk, and my brother (who had class 1st period in that room Monday) said the teacher opened his desk, shook his head, and threw the fish away. It didn't stink or anything.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2017 2:30:26 GMT -5
the other day i left my class to print something off and came back to my class and no one was there so i was like ''hey cool they ditched me'' so i wondered around the school counting the stairs.
also once me and my friend were walking casually and this kid a few years younger than us ran over to her and screamed ''OMG'' in her face.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2017 8:23:56 GMT -5
Yesterday, during band, some kid asked me if I wanted to do crack with him. He then started crying and walked away before I could say anything.
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Post by Card against Humanity on Feb 2, 2017 15:08:03 GMT -5
Teacher: I've gotten you all licenses to work on composing music on this website... Some guy: So we can legally drive now?
Another time some guy in History asked if the Eiffel Tower (the real one) was in a museum
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Post by ѕησωу on Feb 2, 2017 17:54:59 GMT -5
In my vet class.
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