Post by tiger beetle on Aug 2, 2016 15:56:17 GMT -5
Part One: I Am Very Strangeness
COMICS 1-100
Rubber Band
Fortunately he didn't figure it out, or he would have tried to get me.
Soft Hair
A somewhat awkward question, especially since he actually expected an answer...And they're cousins. So it's less weird for Fishfeather.
Not Denying It
Fishfeather and Hummingbirdfeather were making fun of Jayflight, but he thought they were making fun of Archclaw.
Cute
That was not the answer he was hoping for.
Nothing At All
I guess I was kind of asking for that one...and I do actually let her call me Jayfeather. Also, Stacey is a nickname.
High Five
Wait, what is that I see? A slightly altered comic? Yeah, this was how it was in the original sketch, but on the wcf there was a Ghost Rule that forbade giving out your age, and I was just leery enough of that rule that I didn’t want to mention anyone else’s age either, so I changed the text a bit (on the wcf edition, it said “boys” rather than “eighth graders,” but if I hadn’t given the sketch away I could show you that “eighth graders” was the original).
Graceful
Fishfeather kept begging for me to draw this one. I made a bad decision in panel five; what she’s saying is, “I’m okay! I’m very graceful in the hallways.”
Close Enough
He never actually got kicked but Fishfeather had the satisfaction of an excuse. Some people didn't understand this one. Basically, the soonest Fishfeather and Jonquilpetal will see each other again is in 14 minutes. If they don't see each other then, they will kick Coldwhisker. If they wait only 10 minutes, they will not see each other, so they will kick Coldwhisker.
Challenge Exempted
Yes, she meant challenge accepted.
Nerd
She was being surprisingly nice that day.
Whose Fault?
What little faith we have in Ashtail.
Calculations
Okay, from now on I want everyone to know this. Meadowblaze has red hair, and Brackenclaw teases her for being a "ginger." That should explain some future comics as well.
The Polar Express
That's just what Mothcloud is like.
Sawdust
...Wait, what? And I had to make the text smaller in the last panel so it would fit.
No Jumping
Oops. For those wondering, we were playing Super Smash Bros Brawl, specifically the Subspace Emissary, which is mostly a platform game, and you play as a team instead of competitively.
Rubbish
Because he always has to argue with her. And smirk about it. Fishfeather’s gesture looks more obscene than it really was; I promise that all these sketchy-looking finger gestures are the index finger…
Attractive
I didn't even answer.
Girly
...That's nice. Amberfang also said that to me once but I forgot about it until she told me when she read this.
Personality
Very true.
Stop Poking Me
Hawkflight has no stripes because my mom decided to help by saving the file without layers while I was eating. And I still don't know who poked me in the eighth panel...I think they might both have poked me, but I'm not sure. But before that one I could see Hawkflight's hand. Oh, oops, that was supposed to be Cloudedfur, not just Cloudfur.
Intelligence
There's a story behind it, I guess, but it works just as well without.
Genius
My eyes aren't gone, just shadowed. It kind of looks like weird sunglasses...
Burn
Crowspots is really annoying. And I forgot that Meadowblaze had white forepaws.
Squirrel
Isn't Amberfang just so nice to me? And to Coldwhisker, for that matter.
Summer 2009
Creamclaw loves ice cream and hates school. He also told us about a million other things, but I don't remember what. And he never learned my name.
Unibrow
Spiderfang is weird.
Bottle Cap
I think Hawkflight might have thrown it and missed, and then Fishfeather threw it at her again, and then Hummingbirdfeather interrupted, but I'm not sure exactly what happened because I wasn't really part of it.
Cars
According to Shadowmist, her real world is "the real world of Jersey Shore."
The Only Boy
It was a genuine misspeak on his part. Jayflight really needs to start thinking about what he's saying.
Ambush
"Hold still!" (...so I can whack you with my binder!)
Cheese
Fishfeather likes cheese, in case you didn't realize.
Costumes
I actually had the cardboard shield in my left hand and the fake bow and arrow in my right hand. ...She talked me into this by poking me several times with her "sword" and telling me she wouldn't stop until I made a costume too.
Link
Um.
Look-Alike
Whatever you say.
Rubber Band, Part Two
Fishfeather: Go away, Coldwhisker, no one wants you here.
Jokes
Because I know a lot of the elements even though we haven't learned them yet in school.
Close the Blinds
...Why was she still looking out the window, then?
Neighbors
I think he was still mad about the squirrel.
Comparison
This happened right after Neighbors. The whole time, he pretended not to notice I even existed.
Comeback
This was a request for Ebonyclaw.
Sympathy?
If they look weird, it's because it was dark when I drew this and I could barely see the paper but I didn't want to redraw it. I don't think either of us would have minded trading groups. Fishfeather seemed really annoyed. Jayflight talked the whole time and kept kicking me.
Batteries
She might be having a little too much fun with that game...
Fish
Well, they were following her, sort of, when she was next to the fish pond...
Sprinkles
That is a very weird version of a common "awkward question."
Memory
No, actually. I don't know of anyone with a photogenic memory. Thanks for asking. I know the “updated” Meadowblaze looks pretty creepy. Originally there was a placeholder character named Vinepelt because I couldn’t remember who said this to me, but conveniently Meadowblaze asked me the exact same question later on, and I didn’t want “Vinepelt” here because…who were they? My best guess is Jabiruflight…
Monster
...I think I'd prefer a monster…
Little Vampire
1: I'm not a vampire. 2: I'm not little. 3: I'm not afraid of the dark. 4: It wasn't dark.
Cloudyfluff
Let's pretend that never happened.
Quiz
I don't know what to say about this one.
Evil Eye
This happened right after Quiz.
Raggedpaw
It probably doesn't help that my voice was a little messed up.
Rant
I mean, I agree, but how was that rant relevant to our conversation? And she isn't even blonde...I just don’t know where this came from. All I had said was, “Are you afraid of the dark, little vampire?”
Sneeze
That's not even a girly sneeze. In fact, I don't know what that is.
One Does Not
Saying "One does not simply..." was very popular in math for a while.
Do You Like
Well then.
Headlock
Does anyone think she may have been overreacting just a little?
Annoying
I wonder why.
Free
No.
Ugly
I hope he realizes that in a way he kind of insulted himself, too.
Slap
I'm easily annoyed.
Trust Me
The picture says "Trustworthily Smiling."
Obsession
The last thing I need is for Ashtail to turn into Mabel.
Reserved Seating
What's weird is that we were doing pretty much the same thing in class that day as in Neighbors/Comparison, with the chairs against the walls (3 instead of 2 this time), and again he ended up sitting next to me. (And what was with past me and “cute” titles for the comics?) This is one of those strange comics where his face looked different so I gave him eye shines. It’s not an accident that he often lacks the eye shines. I don’t mean to go on about his eyes, but there was something about them that looked…strangely flat?
Odd
That's odd.
Comical
Her request has been fulfilled.
Amazed
He probably heard her say that...
Karate
The result: a sore hand.
Cake
The cake was good. My piece didn't have candy bacon, but some of the other pieces did.
Shocked
Why would that surprise her?
Soul
Literally her sole fell out of her shoe, but it still sounds funny.
Scared
Um...he's not very...intimidating... I don't think anyone is afraid of him.
Total Drama
The only reason she pretended my arm was Cody was because she knew it bothered me.
Imitation
Ashtail has annoyed me like that before. o.O I think I should be worried.
Protection
"Powert" is not a typo. That's how she said it.
Cupcake
She said that in science. Science.
Bribe
I was trying out a new style of drawing when I made this one. It looks a lot better than my normal style when it's a sketch, but it doesn't really work out as a comic. Updated comment: basically, the style was more exaggerated but also more detailed. Since the comics have virtually no detail, it lost any positive features it had.
Water
I'm not sure exactly how that works, but okay.
Awesomeness
Everyone knows "Amber" means "purple," and clearly "fang" means "awesomeness." Right?
Laser
Laser eye. Of course.
My Eyes
Part one of Ashtail's problems.
My Ear
Part two of Ashtail's problems.
Furby
She was asking because she hates Furbies.
My Name Is
Part three of Ashtail's problems. She was going to say her name was Finn but then discovered that the fake sword she picked up was curved. Hence her new, odd name.
Table
This one has a really weird explanation.
Face
Why, thank you.
All The Time
Did he really even have to ask? Oops, I made his eyes and words the wrong color.
Shoes
I'm sure they do. They just don't work for standing still.
Violin
Make sure to recycle your violins instead of throwing them away.
Math Homework
So apparently Jaggedtuft answers questions if I ask them, but no one else. And I messed up the colors again with his words and eyes...
Must Be
Adderbite has a point.
Interrogation
Very pressing questions, don't you agree?
Fly Away
Don’t look down. For multiple reasons.
Apple
Or, for short, "Red-As-Snow."
Learn
I don't think I want any "edumacation."
Stare
I don't know if he was trying to be creepy or funny, but it just came across as annoying.
Lunch
She never really pays attention to what she's saying...
Short
Now take into account that Kinktuft (the tabby) is in the grade above and it falls into perspective.
Favorite Color
Now where does that fit in the color wheel?
Eye Color
That must be what they mean when they say "if looks could kill."
Welcome
This is the 100th comic!
COMICS 101-200
Spider
She ran to the other side of the classroom and wouldn't come back until someone killed the spider. Although she was sad for a few seconds after it was dead. I was just going to take it outside...
Names
I have no idea where that came from.
Candy
Apparently, yes, it is.
Big Bunny
Apparently we're squirrels, too.
Blue
...Right. Blue skin. Because that's not weird at all.
Apology
Obviously this was after Blue.
Exactly The Same
If I hadn't known, though, that would have been really awkward.
Antlers
I was drawing a "snazzy Adderbite cat" for her. ...With antlers.
Why Not?
Valid, but irrelevant.
Confusing
The first time I played the game, "Ham Sandwich" won when the word was "Confusing" and it's been a running joke ever since.
School
And he just accepts it as if it's a perfectly normal thing to be saying... (That is Tigerpelt, not Jaggedtuft--round ears.)
Attendance
...Obviously.
Mean
Oh, he's such a horrible person, isn't he?
Pay
And just look how his brilliant plan worked out.
Drawing
Later she added a tear from one of his eyes and a math test in his hand with a score of 99. The next day she added angry eyebrows, too.
Lava Lamps
Adderbite is obsessed with snazzy tails.
Eyebrow
At the time Amberfang had a crush on the boy who was wiggling his eyebrow. And she did kind of distract me while I was practicing my speech...so then when she was practicing hers, I wiggled my eyebrow once and she burst out laughing right away and couldn't continue her speech. It was a school thing.
Arf Arf Arf
Later, when she saw the movie, she was afraid of the dogs. After barking, wanting to read the book. The irony.
Psychic
She's talking about Jaggedtuft and Tigerpelt.
Proof
She kept getting jealous of me...
Email
I guess that's kind of implied, but it had to be said.
Cuteness
Adderbite: It's just like in real life. Tigerpelt's adorable, while Jaggedtuft is just...eh. Even though they're exactly alike.
Brain
I'm sure she does. Somewhere.
Speaking German
Sieben. It's her new favorite word.
Veggie Tales
Interesting plea.
Stop
Unfortunately, he didn't stop.
Pringles
Cheetos are kind of hard to set on fire, but they burn for a while.
Dream
We were both really surprised when he turned around.
Shirt
She actually asked him what his shirt said because she couldn't read it without her glasses, and then got mad when he told her...
The Question Is
Not as bad as some other things they've said.
Adorable
No, I would call that smiling creepily. There is a difference, no matter how small.
Terrifying
Emeraldheart ripped up the picture of the Furby and threw the pieces at us.
Pattern
I keep telling him to be quiet. But it never works.
Science
I asked him, and apparently he doesn't hear any of what we say. But now he'll probably be listening.
Powers
We were talking about Titan powers vs. Flea powers with my sixth-grade social studies teacher. It's a long story.
Euro
I have nothing to say about this one.
Followers
No one had anything better to do. Except for me. And the 5-year-old who was following me around.
Supposed To Be
She is--it just doesn't seem that way. Because she never thinks before she says anything.
School Bus
Doesn't this perfectly capture the essence of school bus rides?
Flower
Well, okay.
Singing
Adderbite: Well, he had it coming! I mean, just belting it out in the boys' bathroom, where anyone could hear!
Total Drama, Part Two
And the worst part is, when I get really annoyed, it actually kind of does.
Mario
She still laughs every time I say that.
Eat
I would say there's a pretty big difference between the two.
Taste Buds
That's a flea comb. Fishfeather is putting a flea comb on her taste buds. Don't ask why. I have absolutely no idea.
Pita
She did mean to say "pita bread" the right way, but she messed up.
Do You Know
That was...unexpected.
Fan-Fiction
I took this one down. The gist of the punchline was “you talk too much.”
Teacher
And she didn't get it at all...
One Million
And this comic says 150. Ebonyclaw: 150 pages? That's a lot of 150s!
Best Friends
Of course.
Excited
They were planning to go to the library when Jaggedtuft would be there--but then he wasn't there...
Ice Cream
Ashtail and I once said, in perfect unison, "I always have room for ice cream, Finn. You know that. I'm going to the ice cream marathon." Oh, and for the amount of ice cream and the size of the cone, I showed my dad the picture and he said I wasn't exaggerating.
Taste
I'm not really sure why she was licking her fingers. After that, she was trying to get rid of the taste.
Freeze Tag
…I would have to agree with him.
Keep-Away
Oh well.
Countdown
I don't even remember what she was trying to count down.
Pencil
She probably said it on purpose but she really wanted me to make a comic of it.
Dracula
She was talking about candy with honey inside.
Blame
I wonder if he was also the jealous pear that killed Red-As-Snow-That's-Covered-In-Blood in her story...
Forces
I think we all know who the "attractive forces" are...
Plasma
And she left it that way even when she thought we were supposed to turn in the paper.
Loki
I bet that's not the sort of reaction you were expecting when I mentioned the name "Loki..."
Thor
Because apparently Jaggedtuft's real name wasn't snazzy enough.
Orange
Maybe she really is the annoying orange in disguise...
Waffles
Makes sense.
Bad
Oh, I think she knows exactly what it means...
Wall
It was partly Driftspots' fault; he was talking and not looking where he was going...
Cookie
The quickest way to stop Ashtail from yelling at you: say something weird and random. Then she either stops or explodes at you. Also, that’s a medal, not a cookie.
Fix
But how exactly did Leafstream get crumbs on her back...?
Fatal
(removed by me: Adderbite changed her mind and was embarrassed, so I took this down)
Angel
Seriously, how is that a bad thing? I guess I can see why he was annoyed, because all day people were begging him to sing...
Sassy
At least he gets to be a little bit snazzier than the last time, right?
Nonchalant
That walk was nowhere near nonchalant, but it stuck the whole fifth-grade year as the grade's Nonchalant Walk.
Tofurkey
Electric Squeak!
Walrus
Well, she wanted walruses...
Walrus, Part Two
I think at this point he's just confused by the two of us.
Sour
Sandclaw (before complaining): Okay, hold it up...yeah... *opens mouth really wide* Now squirt!
The Other Schools
Wow, Amberfang. Just wow.
Choice
M&Ms!
Demise
What is this "logic" you speak of?
Fragile
Exactly! And Marlspots is always overly happy...
Exclamation
It's like "Smurf" but...not.
Candy Canes
Well, I suppose that's true, but how exactly would you roast a candy cane...?
New Nickname
I can't believe I didn't finish this one months ago!
Dinosaur
And then she bit Cobaltwhisker’s workbook hard enough to leave bite marks not only on the cover but also on all the pages.
Sonic
It was a picture I drew. I didn't really look like Sonic, but there were a few random lines on the paper that kind of made it seem that way.
Salutations
So now of course Fishfeather and I say salu-kittens instead of salutations.
Preference?
No, no preference. As long as they have cheese, Fishfeather is happy.
Amusement Park
Adderbite: Driftspots was walking around like a creeper, and I thought Jaggedtuft was Thunderpelt's dad! He looks like him! ...Well, no, he really doesn't, but I was scared, okay?
Effective
That's good to know.
Notebook
Yeah...I was kind of expecting that.
Library
Emberheart: *sees Nighttail trying to get our attention* Let's pretend we're conversing.
Spaghettios
Tofu=crowfood because Fishfeather had realized earlier that day that they sounded similar. And then later while my dad was cooking the spaghettios, we heard him singing, "Uh-oh, spaghettio."
Lightning
Lightning is the name of one of her toy cats, but it sounded really weird. The "explosion" meant toy cats being dropped.
Undying
NO.
Dead
Ironic..."Undying" and then "Dead."
Legos
Doesn't everything?
Magic
Magic flowers? Might they be the ones deserving of a sacrifice?
Rage
200 pages!
COMICS 201-300
Thug
But apparently I don't go to the Tigerpelt School of Thugs.
Fortune Cookie
Logic, where are you? Also, Adderbite and I agree that I’m the one who told her not to eat the fortune (panel three), but Lynxtuft insisted it was her.
Voice
Clawfoot: I'm not like that! I'm not like that! But he does.
Bad, Part Two
Of course...
Forces, Part Two
Adderface.
Alleys
Dark boxes? ...Normal.
Deadpool
But now he's the potato with claws.
Hot
Fishfeather kept throwing M&Ms on the floor...and he kept eating them. Even when she stepped on one.
Wallaby
Again, everyone can guess who "he" is.
Talent
She was so outraged.
Poke
I noticed.
Silence
She's the only person I know who ends an awkward silence by making things even more awkward.
Trees
Probably the most interesting comic request I've heard.
Hate
She was careful how she phrased it after that. For those who don't know the song, the part where she stops singing goes "Why do I love you?" Update: I’ll be honest, there are still some TDG songs I like, but I confess I never liked this one much…
Today
Yay. Intelligence.
Stamp
There are four (nonexistent) stamps. Adderbite Stamp of Approval! Jaggedtuft Stamp of Disapproval! Hollyfrost Stamp of Semi-Approval! Spiderfang Stamp of Logic!
Voice, Part Two
Apparently it's a point of pride for him.
Road
Driftspots: So if I could drive a car, and I chased you and ran over you, then it would be your fault for not running away fast enough?
The Best Time
Jaggedtuft almost saw the picture. And, of course, she drew it because he was wearing a striped shirt.
Dapper
Wrong, O Great Brown One.
Green Beans
All zero of them.
Fair
Stamp of Logic? I don't think so.
Butterfly
Did Driftspots help Jaggedtuft and Swiftstripe murder Herman Granger, too?
Throat
I'm not sure how eating Emeraldheart would have helped...
Children
Shadeddream: I'm officially one of the stupid people in your comics! I'm so proud!
Fortune
I'm surprised he didn't realize that at first--they used to bother him all the time.
Dog
His "dog" is Cobaltwhisker. Jaggedtuft is also his dog but not the one who told him to get ahold of himself.
Finch
I read To Kill A Mockingbird a long time ago and it came up for some reason, though we aren't reading it in school.
Birds
Because that makes so much sense.
Airplane
Who's Airplane?
Amazing
I didn't make her say it. Point proved.
Boring
I thought she said she was bored...
Cicada
And she also had a dream about a cat with my face.
Concern
In her picture he was a green-and-gray-striped snowman on fire with a bright blue tail that was also on fire. And he was holding a book because the teacher saw the snowman picture and said, "First, where are the arms? And second...where is his book?"
Cough
With Spiderfang, you never know.
Energy
Of course. Polluted streams have lots of energy.
Hair
So now they say "face flip" instead of "slap."
Office
It's a weird story...Jayflight was trying to force Leafstream to eat a clothespin, and Inkspot said something...not entirely appropriate to Jayflight about it (I don’t remember what he said anymore as of the move to the new forum).
Reindeer
It's Christmas Eve, so here's a holiday-related comic!
Just Like
Poor Tigerpelt...if I hadn’t known, this would have been pretty awkward.
Stupid
YOU IMPLIED!
Storing
Once during science I was presenting something and I couldn't say the word "clouds."
Math Facts
Something tells me not to ask him if I ever need help in math...
Math Facts, Part Two
X did equal 4. Except that it was B, not X.
Math Facts, Part Three
If you want the same answer every time...
Dolphins
He was trying to imitate a spouting whale, but dolphins don't spout like whales...she added scribbly lines to her drawing around the dolphin's head so it was "exploding."
Good News
I would consider that bad news, actually.
Graph Paper
And after all that...she realized she had graph paper the whole time.
Made For
I'm dying.
Wig
He was explaining why Spiderfang didn't mind him being near her, but she wouldn't let Swiftstripe come.
Bald
Spiderfang: No, don't punch him bald--punch him so he has more hair!
Grasshopper
Interesting.
Why
Better question: Why is she so weird?
Un-Lazy
Right...
Supergenius
Why would she say that...?
Necklace
So apparently Sunnypelt's necklace makes Adderbite cold. I messed up her paw coloring...
Unnoticed
But he sings like an angel...
Why, Part Two
Because then she'd be a potato with claws.
Smile
Well, she got me to smile...
Handshake
Apparently the group handshakes hurt Emberheart's hand.
Fight Back
Right.
Raid
...Okay, what?
Gum
That makes sense.
Reconsider
Jonquilpetal couldn't stop laughing. And again, it's really obvious who "he" is.
Warrior Cats
I was Streamsky, Fishfeather was Autumnheart, and Ashtail was Barleypaw. She looked so smug.
Accountant
Well, that was interesting.
Secrecy
It was so hard to type those song lyrics while singing along to a different song...also, I’m not going to replace those lyrics with the standard font, because I have developed shame. (For anyone curious, they’re from Fade Away by 12 Stones.)
Unattractive
That wasn't even the point of the conversation. Not that I disagree.
Music
I'm not an impostor!
Minus
...I'd have to agree. At least for the sake of my hearing.
Waste
Somehow she managed to compliment and insult both of them at the same time.
Break
Thunderpelt, Tigerpelt, Driftspots, and Cobaltwhisker were patting a little kid's head, apparently because "his hair felt cool."
The World
Usually we end up swordfighting with violin bows.
Jeans
Adderbite: I'm not sure what's better...the fact that she actually said it, or his reaction!
Hairstylist
She really did say "hairstylist."
Zombie
This came entirely out of nowhere.
All Day
Your face is grounded!
Wow
Buildings do tend to have walls, yes.
Justin Bieber
Poor Jaggedtuft...
Flex
Nice greeting.
Glee
That's...nice to know?
Necklace, Part Two
I colored the paws right this time.
Mad-Eye Moody
Adderbite: You troll!
Necklace, Part Three
Notice how it's gone from looking like ice cubes to apparently actually being ice cubes.
Mind-Creeper
What exactly is a mind-creeper?
Simultaneously
Just because they didn't say it out loud...
The Real Incentive
But I had to sit down anyway.
Book
What happened to Cobaltwhisker? And he actually hugged the book... (Eldest from the Eragon series)
In The Making
Apparently Bramblesplash can pick locks. And apparently he's also a theft. Not a thief.
Love
She said she loved him because he gave her a piece of gum. Oh, and happy Valentine's Day.
What If
Another comic that's sort of related to Valentine's Day. The top part of the board says "Hollyfrost ♥s" with a big smudge where I wiped off what Jayflight had written because 1. he was wrong and 2. I didn't want Inkspot and Eveningpelt to join Jayflight and Fishfeather in asking me who I like. The other part of the whiteboard says, “The sheep people will overthrow the world!” in all caps.
Baby
It was a joke in Adderbite's math class that she was a baby.
Hermit Crab
...It's a long story.
Necklace, Part Four
Of course not--only Sunnypelt is allowed to wear ice cubes.
Hyper
Maybe not the best breakfast idea.
Humor
Well, at least he's enthusiastic.
Trilogy
Adderface...just stop trying.
Nutella
I feel so loved.
Where
She's just like Adderbite...
You're Welcome
I meant to thank her.
Thermometer
300 comics! That's two 150s!
COMICS 301-400
Blinded
Jaggedtuft kept taking pictures with the flash on his camera on...because it was too bright for him.
Paper Clips
She provides the lockpicking materials.
Myself
Adderbite: So much logic was made that day.
Valentine
Kind of late, considering I put up three comics about love on Valentine's Day, but oh well.
Thirty-Two
That's the intelligence level at my school.
Dihydrogen Monoxide
It's so fun to scare people into thinking dihydrogen monoxide is a dangerous chemical and then eventually explain that it's just water.
The Beatles
Random: The first eight cats Ebonyclaw and I came up with to be people (Hollyfrost, Ebonyclaw, Eveningpelt, Jaguarfoot, Coalpelt, Charcoalwhisker, Emberheart [the original--later she lost her cat name], and Ashtail) were all originally solid black cats, but Hollyfrost is now the only one.
Center
Center...side. What exactly is a center side?
Politics
No actual politics here, though. Stick to the bugs.
Marshmallows
After this happened, I drew a picture of my cat as Marth roasting marshmallows on his sword.
Empire State Building
This is what Charredfoot's stripes are supposed to look like--the reference picture didn't look right when I put the stripes the right way.
Iron Man
Jaggedtuft now vehemently denies ever having said that.
Unicorns
Words of wisdom.
Turtle
She takes "dead turtle" as a compliment and wants to be a table...and then wonders why people are confused.
Surprise
Has anyone else noticed that so far, in all three comics with both Adderbite and Cobaltwhisker, Cobaltwhisker's expression has been the same?
Window
They thought it was hilarious that I pronounced "envelope" awn-velope instead of en-velope. Same with "aunt."
Earlier
Because, of course, everything is Jaggedtuft's fault (unless it's Cobaltwhisker's fault).
Edgewise
Who wants to bet he didn't stay quiet long enough for the teacher to say Edgewise wasn't a place?
Gollum
I dared her to do that. I thought he would get the reference. He didn’t.
Hydrogen Hydroxide
He was so distraught. He also demanded to know what was wrong with the FDA (between panels three and four; not sure if I left it out intentionally due to laziness or accidentally due to forgetfulness).
Survive
She wasn't in my class, but she came into the room.
Pterodactyl
You know, it occurred to me that I could make a really long comic thread even if I only put comics that had to do with awkward moments involving Jaggedtuft.
Technicality
I'm surprised he hasn't self-destructed yet from all their conversations.
Who Is That?
Seriously, Tigerpelt?
Salty
She asked because Emeraldheart almost accidentally took his backpack to lunch, and when she asked if he had been planning to eat his books, he answered, "Probably."
Guess
Jayflight. You are in the class. It can't be you. It's actually really obvious. Update: He figured it out. New update: that was old information; this comic has already spanned years.
Santa Claus
Well, it's not exactly Christmastime, but that doesn't matter.
Pi Day
This happened on Pi Day of 2012, but I posted it Pi Day of 2013! I joined the original forums on Pi Day in 2011.
Cereal
Jaggedtuft-O's: Despair has never tasted this good! ("I hate everyone.") They'll kill you. Yay lethal cereal! ...Ebonyclaw's dad actually calls me Hollyfrostedflakes.
Hamster
This was a really long time ago. Back when she was obsessed with sock monkeys and apparently liked to play "Barbie Vs. Monster Trucks."
Spelling
-.-
Philosopher
I was trying to explain to her why Jayflight wasn’t over Rosefall yet.
Snowflakes
You wait!
Rick Ross
No comment.
Family
They were both completely right, though...
Camera
And then he started taking the random pictures for the bright flashes right after that.
Neji
Not helping, Adderface.
Daydream
Really not helping, Adderface.
Daydream, Part Two
Apparently she could picture it, and being able to picture it really scared her.
Pointing
Of course...
Thieves
Did he even have a soul in the first place?
Pizza
When asking for something, always make pterodactyl noises. And if you don't get it, just take it anyway.
Haircut
He had been making ghost noises behind her, and she thought he was Jaggedtuft until she turned around.
During
...I don't know what to say.
Mom
Clawfoot, she said she felt like your mom, not your babysitter.
Guess What
The teacher.
Yes And No
As Ebonyclaw would say, trouble is brewing like coffee...
Garbanzo Beans
She didn't believe me.
Gatorade
Grayfeather put a bottle of Gatorade on top of my comics, and it spilled onto the bottom corner, which was where Jaggedtuft was (in the comic Blinded).
Stopping
Maybe I should start calling her Not and see how she reacts...
Sweaters
Please don't ask. I have no idea.
Bookmark
Bookmark cruelty is a serious issue.
Armpits
I don't even know.
Yes And No, Part Two
Extreme no.
Countryside
What chickens? Oops, I just realized I changed the camera from gray to black.
Pretty
The camera still has the new accidental color switch.
Scandalous
I think she just wanted an excuse to use the word.
Rockstar
Apparently he had eyeliner and a black jacket.
Sea Monster
I'm not a sea monster. Her sea monsters look like cats. ...Odd spiky cats.
Voice, Part Three
So he'll tell Brackenclaw his voice is seductive, but he won't even agree to it being low?
Yes And No, Part Three
Yeah, he found out...
Crayon Cup
She almost tried to drink the crayons because she wasn't looking at which cup she picked up.
Mutual
Pigeonflight just messes up everything he says, doesn't he?
Karate-Chop Kick
Crowspots. Juniperpelt. No.
Dead To
Cinnamontuft will be so happy now that this one is online.
Mane
Okay, then.
Yolo
I wonder how many people are going to refuse to click this page while it says "newest: Yolo" in the title.
Wrong
I think there's something wrong with both of them. Maybe even all three of them.
Button
Poor Fluffy.
Weekly
I give up.
Narrating
He's supposed to be intelligent...
Jell-O
I have nothing to say.
Squid
I'd definitely have preferred Olive Garden to language arts.
Wendy's
I just don't understand them.
Cantaloupe
Sandclaw should probably just stop trying at some point.
Eucalyptus
She never explained. Maybe Jaggedtuft knew what she was talking about.
Rest In Peace
What even...
Killing
Does this mean he's died multiple times?
Sheep
That might explain why he wrote "THE SHEEP PEOPLE WILL OVERTHROW THE WORLD" on the board (in the comic What If).
Lamb
More sheep.
Penny
Eating money will not keep you healthy.
Delicious
Neither of us could figure out how to write down the sound she made, but that was her best guess. (To be honest, that wasn’t even a close approximation of the sound. I still have no clue how to do it.)
Holly Leaves
Apparently I'm all the holly trees in the world and also all the holly leaves in the world.
Bush
Oops, Nerinenose's words are a little harder to see than I expected.
Scientific
Um, he should probably give up too.
Hand
Cobaltwhisker was rubbing his hands together and Driftspots said he might as well bite the skin off if he was going to make so much friction anyway.
Just Friends
Jaggedtuft: They are having a private conversation and they are just friends!
Musicals
She was talking about Oliver! when Oliver asks for more food.
Corrupt
The teacher in that class hated me because I talked to Agateclaw when I finished my work.
Hat
I spent more time drawing that hat than Sunnypelt spent making it. Oh, and Adderbite and Sunnypelt are pirates in this comic.
Hands
You know, at the beginning of the school year he actually seemed kind of...normal. Now...not so much.
Sponge
Well, it's a creative insult; I'll give Owlclaw credit for that, at least.
Team Marceline
Question: Team Finn or Team Jake? Adderbite's answer:that isn't a thing Team Ice King.
Allowed
He was very matter-of-fact about it.
Throw
Going back to the Cantaloupe comic, I realized that Pixelmator calls the color of Sandclaw's fur "Cantaloupe."
Lampreys
Seriously, though, lampreys are creepy. They're worse than Furbies.
Dance
He randomly started dancing and almost ran into the wall again.
Arm
What was the point of that?
Shower
Who asks that!? Besides Coalpelt, at least.
Deer
That's 400!
COMICS 401-500
Psychological
Onto page five! Clearing my backlog over the summer might actually be achievable...update: that one was.
Dandelion
She also tried throwing the dandelion at him, but he didn't notice.
Debatable
I feel sorry for that teacher.
Decision
I took this one down. The punchline was basically someone saying “yaaay” to teasing.
Déja Vu?
She's exactly like Jonquilpetal...
Pacific
I forget what exactly it was, but that doesn't matter.
Perfection
This is what we have to deal with when Jetwhisker is around.
Look Weird
She meant my old drawings of Hollyfrost with eyebrows, not me as a person.
Disappointed
Now imagine him saying that in a low, seductive voice...
Drink
He was trying to ask how to open it.
Falling
Robinstep probably wished he hadn't helped in the first place.
Sand
Um...okay then.
Snowman
I feel like I didn't do the drawing justice. It’s filed under Adderbite art at the comic page thing.
Cookie Dough
They were probably the wrong two people to ask. The story doesn't end here. There will be more pertaining to this.
Phone
I was going to say, "Well, Pebblefall, are you happy?" but he's probably lost the paper telling him how to find the comics by now...
Schoolhouse Rock
The next day Adderbite decided to tell me all about this (I interjected to correct when she made a mistake telling me the story). She concluded with "You should have been there!" and was then shocked to learn that I was there. She was also surprised to find out Inkspot was there despite the fact that she remembered to include him in the story when telling me.
Bumblebee
Jaguarfoot and Ashtail once drew on the wall with modeling clay.
Sandbox
I wish I had Calicopelt's courage...I think that's the most hated teacher in our school. She certainly hates the most people. Basically, that teacher hates every student except Jaggedtuft and apparently Driftspots (he wasn't in any of her classes, but she randomly went up to him and said he was her favorite student).
Karma
I'm not sure what it was karma for, but according to Adderbite he's a horrible person.
Tuxedo
At least he wasn't dying again.
Such Is Life
As the title implies, "C'est la vie" means "Such is life" or, more loosely, "That's life." It’s pronounced “say la vee.”
Jokes, Part Two
Well, I think this is kind of late. Especially since I meant to post it yesterday. But at least it's up.
Book, Part Two
By the way, never ask Jaggedtuft about the plot of a book. He will go on and on forever telling you about everything except the plot.
Naughty
Does she realize it goes in one ear and out the other? Or, as Adderbite would say, in one eye and out the other.
Sun
They were both really matter-of-fact, too.
Ask
I don't know what kind of dinosaur she wants to be.
Pink Starbursts
Adderface, could you tell us what you think of orange Starbursts? Because seriously, I still don't know.
Happiness
No, obviously I don't hate happiness if I make this comic.
Scare
That might scare Jayflight, but probably not Owlclaw...
Pie
That really was what she was going to say. Of course, she said it a lot back then.
Orange Starburst
And always remember: orange is gross, but orange popsicles are snazzy.
Old Joke
I wonder if Juniperpelt was the one who told her to say that.
Aggressive
Well, she was telling me to be aggressive...
Irrational
I can't figure out why Ashtail thinks he's intimidating, either.
In The Ground
Actually...
Pineapple
But he isn't under the sea.
Every Day
The worst part is that I actually respond to the ridiculous names she calls me.
Classic
He meant classwork. But he had his phone on his lap anyway.
Raisin Bran
She won't let me capitalize it.
Quiet
He wanted to know what was inside it and wouldn't believe anyone who said it was just rubber.
Measurement
He later said that he meant four feet and two ounces separately, but this is how he said it.
Shark
He was just slowly getting angrier...
Two Words
That was her explanation for Jayflight of what an "it" was.
Locker
This is completely unrelated to the comic, but Ashtail is really weird...
Amusing
It was the article with "'a lot of big words.' 'Like Wendy's!'"
Unique
“Wait, what classroom should I go to?" "Just follow Meadowblaze's screeches." "Okay!"
Insult
I just don't know.
Manhunt
Oh, I just remembered, I have to ask Ebonyclaw what she was saying about Corpse Buddies...it has something to do with Manhunt.
Axe
Of course.
Axe, Part Two
Now there are three 150s. That's a lot of 150s!
I Know
She figured it out by randomly guessing...
Chickens
Shadeddream...
Not Weird At All
We were melting ice cubes on our heads.
Quack
That would be...interesting to hear.
Quack, Part Two
I'm pretty sure that's what she said. It could have been "Aaah, quack like a pig!" but I think she said, "I quack like a pig."
Grammar Police
I kept correcting his spelling mistakes on our worksheets.
Noises
Again, Ashtail is weird.
Letter
They were going to write an actual letter but then decided he probably wouldn’t read it, so they said it instead.
Sticky Tack
Don't eat sticky tack, clay, or anything like that...especially because I think Deidara exploded? Bad idea.
Scream
I think this comic was part of the reason he didn't show much interest in reading any more pages.
Necklace, Part Five
She finally just lost her patience.
Long Day
Look, Adderface is the normal one in this comic!
Neji, Part Two
I'm not sure whether it's a good thing or not that she stopped calling me Neji, considering I'm now raisin bran.
Warrior Name
One time, as she went to write her real name I said “Adderface,” and she actually wrote Adderface.
Rubber Band, Part Three
What I'd like to know is how shooting yourself twice with a rubber band constitutes "fun."
Hermit Crab, Part Two
It wasn't the striped shirt, though.
Sarcasm
I think we amuse Coalpelt.
Right
I don't remember what he was right about.
Plastic Surgeon
She just said it for no apparent reason in the middle of class.
Scapegoat
She wanted an excuse to use the word.
Maybe
Graph paper is annoying. But then, so is he.
Memorial
Dead...like Fluffy?
Hi
She was walking around the room saying that to everyone.
Pointless
If anyone has a pun, go ahead and tell Adderbite, because she loves them.
Popular
Well, at least she's honest!
Plastic Fish
This was one of the few things Lynxtuft said she could actually picture him saying.
Mind
I still don't get how she can be so smart and yet be...her.
Recipe
When Ashtail was really little she once put way too much almond extract in cookies. We called them almond bombs (instead of almond swirls)…they were so good.
Muffins
This is completely unrelated, but yesterday I bought a plastic polar bear that's bigger than my foot.
Seat
High-maintenance?
Eyes
Obviously Owlclaw is a bunch of eyes.
Yes
That was some genuine disappointment right there...
Loud
All three of them are loud creatures.
Pilots
Well, okay.
News
I removed this one. The punchline was just someone misspeaking.
Promise
Somehow I have a hard time believing that.
Prison
Sandclaw. Please give up.
Restaurant
That's quite an accomplishment.
Categories
Hey, look, Fluffy isn't dying!
Knee
That's...wonderful.
Shed
I don't know what to say about this one...
Spoon
You know, he has a point.
Retaliation
We all know I’m winning.
Cell Phone
Any chance of learning in social studies that day was killed when Buzzardsplash found out his phone would read aloud from Google Translate. And he seems to have a skewed definition of "one more thing."
Excitement
I don't even know.
Insanity
I am not made out of insanity!
Yes And No, Part Four
She changed it back to only yes and no being switched pretty quickly after that.
Yes And No, Part Five
Actually, his favorite number is negative fourteen.
Yes And No, Part Six
I'd actually expected her to say that a lot sooner.
Peppers
500 comics! By the way, “I Am Very Strangeness” is the title of the comics as a whole but also this first “installment” (which is now over).
COMICS 1-100
Rubber Band
Fortunately he didn't figure it out, or he would have tried to get me.
Soft Hair
A somewhat awkward question, especially since he actually expected an answer...And they're cousins. So it's less weird for Fishfeather.
Not Denying It
Fishfeather and Hummingbirdfeather were making fun of Jayflight, but he thought they were making fun of Archclaw.
Cute
That was not the answer he was hoping for.
Nothing At All
I guess I was kind of asking for that one...and I do actually let her call me Jayfeather. Also, Stacey is a nickname.
High Five
Wait, what is that I see? A slightly altered comic? Yeah, this was how it was in the original sketch, but on the wcf there was a Ghost Rule that forbade giving out your age, and I was just leery enough of that rule that I didn’t want to mention anyone else’s age either, so I changed the text a bit (on the wcf edition, it said “boys” rather than “eighth graders,” but if I hadn’t given the sketch away I could show you that “eighth graders” was the original).
Graceful
Fishfeather kept begging for me to draw this one. I made a bad decision in panel five; what she’s saying is, “I’m okay! I’m very graceful in the hallways.”
Close Enough
He never actually got kicked but Fishfeather had the satisfaction of an excuse. Some people didn't understand this one. Basically, the soonest Fishfeather and Jonquilpetal will see each other again is in 14 minutes. If they don't see each other then, they will kick Coldwhisker. If they wait only 10 minutes, they will not see each other, so they will kick Coldwhisker.
Challenge Exempted
Yes, she meant challenge accepted.
Nerd
She was being surprisingly nice that day.
Whose Fault?
What little faith we have in Ashtail.
Calculations
Okay, from now on I want everyone to know this. Meadowblaze has red hair, and Brackenclaw teases her for being a "ginger." That should explain some future comics as well.
The Polar Express
That's just what Mothcloud is like.
Sawdust
...Wait, what? And I had to make the text smaller in the last panel so it would fit.
No Jumping
Oops. For those wondering, we were playing Super Smash Bros Brawl, specifically the Subspace Emissary, which is mostly a platform game, and you play as a team instead of competitively.
Rubbish
Because he always has to argue with her. And smirk about it. Fishfeather’s gesture looks more obscene than it really was; I promise that all these sketchy-looking finger gestures are the index finger…
Attractive
I didn't even answer.
Girly
...That's nice. Amberfang also said that to me once but I forgot about it until she told me when she read this.
Personality
Very true.
Stop Poking Me
Hawkflight has no stripes because my mom decided to help by saving the file without layers while I was eating. And I still don't know who poked me in the eighth panel...I think they might both have poked me, but I'm not sure. But before that one I could see Hawkflight's hand. Oh, oops, that was supposed to be Cloudedfur, not just Cloudfur.
Intelligence
There's a story behind it, I guess, but it works just as well without.
Our class was being divided into teams for some activity (I honestly don’t remember what it was). Driftspots sat on the other side of the room, and he was the last person added to our team. Fishfeather was pretty excited to have intelligence on our side.
Genius
My eyes aren't gone, just shadowed. It kind of looks like weird sunglasses...
Burn
Crowspots is really annoying. And I forgot that Meadowblaze had white forepaws.
Squirrel
Isn't Amberfang just so nice to me? And to Coldwhisker, for that matter.
Summer 2009
Creamclaw loves ice cream and hates school. He also told us about a million other things, but I don't remember what. And he never learned my name.
Unibrow
Spiderfang is weird.
Bottle Cap
I think Hawkflight might have thrown it and missed, and then Fishfeather threw it at her again, and then Hummingbirdfeather interrupted, but I'm not sure exactly what happened because I wasn't really part of it.
Cars
According to Shadowmist, her real world is "the real world of Jersey Shore."
The Only Boy
It was a genuine misspeak on his part. Jayflight really needs to start thinking about what he's saying.
Ambush
"Hold still!" (...so I can whack you with my binder!)
Cheese
Fishfeather likes cheese, in case you didn't realize.
Costumes
I actually had the cardboard shield in my left hand and the fake bow and arrow in my right hand. ...She talked me into this by poking me several times with her "sword" and telling me she wouldn't stop until I made a costume too.
Link
Um.
Look-Alike
Whatever you say.
Rubber Band, Part Two
Fishfeather: Go away, Coldwhisker, no one wants you here.
Jokes
Because I know a lot of the elements even though we haven't learned them yet in school.
Close the Blinds
...Why was she still looking out the window, then?
Neighbors
I think he was still mad about the squirrel.
Comparison
This happened right after Neighbors. The whole time, he pretended not to notice I even existed.
Comeback
This was a request for Ebonyclaw.
Sympathy?
If they look weird, it's because it was dark when I drew this and I could barely see the paper but I didn't want to redraw it. I don't think either of us would have minded trading groups. Fishfeather seemed really annoyed. Jayflight talked the whole time and kept kicking me.
Batteries
She might be having a little too much fun with that game...
Fish
Well, they were following her, sort of, when she was next to the fish pond...
Sprinkles
That is a very weird version of a common "awkward question."
Memory
No, actually. I don't know of anyone with a photogenic memory. Thanks for asking. I know the “updated” Meadowblaze looks pretty creepy. Originally there was a placeholder character named Vinepelt because I couldn’t remember who said this to me, but conveniently Meadowblaze asked me the exact same question later on, and I didn’t want “Vinepelt” here because…who were they? My best guess is Jabiruflight…
Monster
...I think I'd prefer a monster…
The monsters are from Shadowmist's game, Monsters and Fjords. (She had no idea what a fjord was when she came up with it.) One person hides nine index cards and writes a clue for each of them, then tells the other person the first clue; when the person finds the card, the one who hid the cards gives the next clue. But if there's a third person, they have to jump out and roar at the person searching for cards. This person is the monster, known as a wiefering. (If there are only two people then the one who hid the cards is the one who jumps and roars.) Each time all nine index cards are found you earn a bead, and then switch roles. There are eight beads to earn and then the game is over. It sounds silly, but if you choose good hiding places, Monsters and Fjords can be oddly fun.
Little Vampire
1: I'm not a vampire. 2: I'm not little. 3: I'm not afraid of the dark. 4: It wasn't dark.
Cloudyfluff
Let's pretend that never happened.
Quiz
I don't know what to say about this one.
Evil Eye
This happened right after Quiz.
Raggedpaw
It probably doesn't help that my voice was a little messed up.
Rant
I mean, I agree, but how was that rant relevant to our conversation? And she isn't even blonde...I just don’t know where this came from. All I had said was, “Are you afraid of the dark, little vampire?”
Sneeze
That's not even a girly sneeze. In fact, I don't know what that is.
One Does Not
Saying "One does not simply..." was very popular in math for a while.
Do You Like
Well then.
Headlock
Does anyone think she may have been overreacting just a little?
Annoying
I wonder why.
Free
No.
Ugly
I hope he realizes that in a way he kind of insulted himself, too.
Slap
I'm easily annoyed.
Trust Me
The picture says "Trustworthily Smiling."
Obsession
The last thing I need is for Ashtail to turn into Mabel.
Reserved Seating
What's weird is that we were doing pretty much the same thing in class that day as in Neighbors/Comparison, with the chairs against the walls (3 instead of 2 this time), and again he ended up sitting next to me. (And what was with past me and “cute” titles for the comics?) This is one of those strange comics where his face looked different so I gave him eye shines. It’s not an accident that he often lacks the eye shines. I don’t mean to go on about his eyes, but there was something about them that looked…strangely flat?
Odd
That's odd.
Comical
Her request has been fulfilled.
Amazed
He probably heard her say that...
Karate
The result: a sore hand.
Cake
The cake was good. My piece didn't have candy bacon, but some of the other pieces did.
Shocked
Why would that surprise her?
Soul
Literally her sole fell out of her shoe, but it still sounds funny.
Scared
Um...he's not very...intimidating... I don't think anyone is afraid of him.
Total Drama
The only reason she pretended my arm was Cody was because she knew it bothered me.
Imitation
Ashtail has annoyed me like that before. o.O I think I should be worried.
Protection
"Powert" is not a typo. That's how she said it.
Cupcake
She said that in science. Science.
Bribe
I was trying out a new style of drawing when I made this one. It looks a lot better than my normal style when it's a sketch, but it doesn't really work out as a comic. Updated comment: basically, the style was more exaggerated but also more detailed. Since the comics have virtually no detail, it lost any positive features it had.
Water
I'm not sure exactly how that works, but okay.
Awesomeness
Everyone knows "Amber" means "purple," and clearly "fang" means "awesomeness." Right?
Laser
Laser eye. Of course.
My Eyes
Part one of Ashtail's problems.
My Ear
Part two of Ashtail's problems.
Furby
She was asking because she hates Furbies.
My Name Is
Part three of Ashtail's problems. She was going to say her name was Finn but then discovered that the fake sword she picked up was curved. Hence her new, odd name.
Table
This one has a really weird explanation.
According to Adderbite, a Furby is a person with no soul (and no DNA). (Fishfeather is a Furby, too, but she's a good Furby. She has Good Magic, Conscience Magic, etc.) There is a kind of magic for everything except Nothing Magic (because magic can't be nothing) and Furby Magic (because Furbies are the opposite of magic--but there are magics such as Seeming Like A Furby Magic or Furby Protection Magic; the latter is also called Protection From Furbies Magic). A Furby can steal a person's soul. If the Furby doesn't have Soul Magic, DNA Magic, or Soul Stealing Magic, then the Furby won't be able to handle the soul. The person whose soul has been stolen turns into a Furby unless they get DNA within the next 24 hours. When a person becomes a Furby, they automatically lose any magic they had, but Furbies can steal magic from people. Magic can also be given. Furbies can only steal souls on ground level, not when the person whose soul they want is on a table. If someone--person or Furby--has Table Magic, then everywhere counts as a table, but only for them, so a Furby can't steal souls and a person is protected from a Furby. To give magic to someone, you must convince them to sit on a table, and then tap them on the shoulders and say, "I knight you with _____ Magic." Adderbite was going to give Emeraldheart Table Magic so he couldn't steal souls. (Note: Furbies naturally have sorcery, which is basically magic but evil.)
Face
Why, thank you.
All The Time
Did he really even have to ask? Oops, I made his eyes and words the wrong color.
Shoes
I'm sure they do. They just don't work for standing still.
Violin
Make sure to recycle your violins instead of throwing them away.
Math Homework
So apparently Jaggedtuft answers questions if I ask them, but no one else. And I messed up the colors again with his words and eyes...
Must Be
Adderbite has a point.
Interrogation
Very pressing questions, don't you agree?
Fly Away
Don’t look down. For multiple reasons.
Apple
Or, for short, "Red-As-Snow."
Learn
I don't think I want any "edumacation."
Stare
I don't know if he was trying to be creepy or funny, but it just came across as annoying.
Lunch
She never really pays attention to what she's saying...
Short
Now take into account that Kinktuft (the tabby) is in the grade above and it falls into perspective.
Favorite Color
Now where does that fit in the color wheel?
Eye Color
That must be what they mean when they say "if looks could kill."
Welcome
This is the 100th comic!
COMICS 101-200
Spider
She ran to the other side of the classroom and wouldn't come back until someone killed the spider. Although she was sad for a few seconds after it was dead. I was just going to take it outside...
Names
I have no idea where that came from.
Candy
Apparently, yes, it is.
Big Bunny
Apparently we're squirrels, too.
Blue
...Right. Blue skin. Because that's not weird at all.
Apology
Obviously this was after Blue.
Exactly The Same
If I hadn't known, though, that would have been really awkward.
Antlers
I was drawing a "snazzy Adderbite cat" for her. ...With antlers.
Why Not?
Valid, but irrelevant.
Confusing
The first time I played the game, "Ham Sandwich" won when the word was "Confusing" and it's been a running joke ever since.
School
And he just accepts it as if it's a perfectly normal thing to be saying... (That is Tigerpelt, not Jaggedtuft--round ears.)
Attendance
...Obviously.
Mean
Oh, he's such a horrible person, isn't he?
Pay
And just look how his brilliant plan worked out.
Drawing
Later she added a tear from one of his eyes and a math test in his hand with a score of 99. The next day she added angry eyebrows, too.
Lava Lamps
Adderbite is obsessed with snazzy tails.
Eyebrow
At the time Amberfang had a crush on the boy who was wiggling his eyebrow. And she did kind of distract me while I was practicing my speech...so then when she was practicing hers, I wiggled my eyebrow once and she burst out laughing right away and couldn't continue her speech. It was a school thing.
Arf Arf Arf
Later, when she saw the movie, she was afraid of the dogs. After barking, wanting to read the book. The irony.
Psychic
She's talking about Jaggedtuft and Tigerpelt.
Proof
She kept getting jealous of me...
I guess that's kind of implied, but it had to be said.
Cuteness
Adderbite: It's just like in real life. Tigerpelt's adorable, while Jaggedtuft is just...eh. Even though they're exactly alike.
Brain
I'm sure she does. Somewhere.
Speaking German
Sieben. It's her new favorite word.
Veggie Tales
Interesting plea.
Stop
Unfortunately, he didn't stop.
Pringles
Cheetos are kind of hard to set on fire, but they burn for a while.
Dream
We were both really surprised when he turned around.
Shirt
She actually asked him what his shirt said because she couldn't read it without her glasses, and then got mad when he told her...
The Question Is
Not as bad as some other things they've said.
Adorable
No, I would call that smiling creepily. There is a difference, no matter how small.
Terrifying
Emeraldheart ripped up the picture of the Furby and threw the pieces at us.
Pattern
I keep telling him to be quiet. But it never works.
Science
I asked him, and apparently he doesn't hear any of what we say. But now he'll probably be listening.
Powers
We were talking about Titan powers vs. Flea powers with my sixth-grade social studies teacher. It's a long story.
It had to do with the website freerice. My sixth-grade social studies class had the Clash of the Titan and the Flea, as the teacher put it. It was a competition between him and me, with the rest of the class also helping donate rice. We started on level 20 for the English vocabulary category, and whichever of us could get to the higher level was the Titan and the other was the Flea. ...And I'm the Titan.
Euro
I have nothing to say about this one.
Followers
No one had anything better to do. Except for me. And the 5-year-old who was following me around.
Supposed To Be
She is--it just doesn't seem that way. Because she never thinks before she says anything.
School Bus
Doesn't this perfectly capture the essence of school bus rides?
Flower
Well, okay.
Singing
Adderbite: Well, he had it coming! I mean, just belting it out in the boys' bathroom, where anyone could hear!
Total Drama, Part Two
And the worst part is, when I get really annoyed, it actually kind of does.
Mario
She still laughs every time I say that.
Eat
I would say there's a pretty big difference between the two.
Taste Buds
That's a flea comb. Fishfeather is putting a flea comb on her taste buds. Don't ask why. I have absolutely no idea.
Pita
She did mean to say "pita bread" the right way, but she messed up.
Do You Know
That was...unexpected.
Fan-Fiction
I took this one down. The gist of the punchline was “you talk too much.”
Teacher
And she didn't get it at all...
One Million
And this comic says 150. Ebonyclaw: 150 pages? That's a lot of 150s!
Best Friends
Of course.
Excited
They were planning to go to the library when Jaggedtuft would be there--but then he wasn't there...
Ice Cream
Ashtail and I once said, in perfect unison, "I always have room for ice cream, Finn. You know that. I'm going to the ice cream marathon." Oh, and for the amount of ice cream and the size of the cone, I showed my dad the picture and he said I wasn't exaggerating.
Taste
I'm not really sure why she was licking her fingers. After that, she was trying to get rid of the taste.
Freeze Tag
…I would have to agree with him.
Keep-Away
Oh well.
Countdown
I don't even remember what she was trying to count down.
Pencil
She probably said it on purpose but she really wanted me to make a comic of it.
Dracula
She was talking about candy with honey inside.
Blame
I wonder if he was also the jealous pear that killed Red-As-Snow-That's-Covered-In-Blood in her story...
Forces
I think we all know who the "attractive forces" are...
Plasma
And she left it that way even when she thought we were supposed to turn in the paper.
Loki
I bet that's not the sort of reaction you were expecting when I mentioned the name "Loki..."
Thor
Because apparently Jaggedtuft's real name wasn't snazzy enough.
Orange
Maybe she really is the annoying orange in disguise...
Waffles
Makes sense.
Bad
Oh, I think she knows exactly what it means...
Wall
It was partly Driftspots' fault; he was talking and not looking where he was going...
Cookie
The quickest way to stop Ashtail from yelling at you: say something weird and random. Then she either stops or explodes at you. Also, that’s a medal, not a cookie.
Fix
But how exactly did Leafstream get crumbs on her back...?
Fatal
(removed by me: Adderbite changed her mind and was embarrassed, so I took this down)
Angel
Seriously, how is that a bad thing? I guess I can see why he was annoyed, because all day people were begging him to sing...
Sassy
At least he gets to be a little bit snazzier than the last time, right?
Nonchalant
That walk was nowhere near nonchalant, but it stuck the whole fifth-grade year as the grade's Nonchalant Walk.
Tofurkey
Electric Squeak!
Walrus
Well, she wanted walruses...
Walrus, Part Two
I think at this point he's just confused by the two of us.
Sour
Sandclaw (before complaining): Okay, hold it up...yeah... *opens mouth really wide* Now squirt!
The Other Schools
Wow, Amberfang. Just wow.
Choice
M&Ms!
Demise
What is this "logic" you speak of?
Fragile
Exactly! And Marlspots is always overly happy...
Exclamation
It's like "Smurf" but...not.
Candy Canes
Well, I suppose that's true, but how exactly would you roast a candy cane...?
New Nickname
I can't believe I didn't finish this one months ago!
Dinosaur
And then she bit Cobaltwhisker’s workbook hard enough to leave bite marks not only on the cover but also on all the pages.
Sonic
It was a picture I drew. I didn't really look like Sonic, but there were a few random lines on the paper that kind of made it seem that way.
Salutations
So now of course Fishfeather and I say salu-kittens instead of salutations.
Preference?
No, no preference. As long as they have cheese, Fishfeather is happy.
Amusement Park
Adderbite: Driftspots was walking around like a creeper, and I thought Jaggedtuft was Thunderpelt's dad! He looks like him! ...Well, no, he really doesn't, but I was scared, okay?
Effective
That's good to know.
Notebook
Yeah...I was kind of expecting that.
Library
Emberheart: *sees Nighttail trying to get our attention* Let's pretend we're conversing.
Spaghettios
Tofu=crowfood because Fishfeather had realized earlier that day that they sounded similar. And then later while my dad was cooking the spaghettios, we heard him singing, "Uh-oh, spaghettio."
Lightning
Lightning is the name of one of her toy cats, but it sounded really weird. The "explosion" meant toy cats being dropped.
Undying
NO.
Dead
Ironic..."Undying" and then "Dead."
Legos
Doesn't everything?
Magic
Magic flowers? Might they be the ones deserving of a sacrifice?
Rage
200 pages!
COMICS 201-300
Thug
But apparently I don't go to the Tigerpelt School of Thugs.
Fortune Cookie
Logic, where are you? Also, Adderbite and I agree that I’m the one who told her not to eat the fortune (panel three), but Lynxtuft insisted it was her.
Voice
Clawfoot: I'm not like that! I'm not like that! But he does.
Bad, Part Two
Of course...
Forces, Part Two
Adderface.
Alleys
Dark boxes? ...Normal.
Deadpool
But now he's the potato with claws.
Hot
Fishfeather kept throwing M&Ms on the floor...and he kept eating them. Even when she stepped on one.
Wallaby
Again, everyone can guess who "he" is.
Talent
She was so outraged.
Poke
I noticed.
Silence
She's the only person I know who ends an awkward silence by making things even more awkward.
Trees
Probably the most interesting comic request I've heard.
Hate
She was careful how she phrased it after that. For those who don't know the song, the part where she stops singing goes "Why do I love you?" Update: I’ll be honest, there are still some TDG songs I like, but I confess I never liked this one much…
Today
Yay. Intelligence.
Stamp
There are four (nonexistent) stamps. Adderbite Stamp of Approval! Jaggedtuft Stamp of Disapproval! Hollyfrost Stamp of Semi-Approval! Spiderfang Stamp of Logic!
Voice, Part Two
Apparently it's a point of pride for him.
Road
Driftspots: So if I could drive a car, and I chased you and ran over you, then it would be your fault for not running away fast enough?
The Best Time
Jaggedtuft almost saw the picture. And, of course, she drew it because he was wearing a striped shirt.
Dapper
Wrong, O Great Brown One.
Green Beans
All zero of them.
Fair
Stamp of Logic? I don't think so.
Butterfly
Did Driftspots help Jaggedtuft and Swiftstripe murder Herman Granger, too?
Throat
I'm not sure how eating Emeraldheart would have helped...
Children
Shadeddream: I'm officially one of the stupid people in your comics! I'm so proud!
Fortune
I'm surprised he didn't realize that at first--they used to bother him all the time.
Dog
His "dog" is Cobaltwhisker. Jaggedtuft is also his dog but not the one who told him to get ahold of himself.
Finch
I read To Kill A Mockingbird a long time ago and it came up for some reason, though we aren't reading it in school.
Birds
Because that makes so much sense.
Airplane
Who's Airplane?
Amazing
I didn't make her say it. Point proved.
Boring
I thought she said she was bored...
Cicada
And she also had a dream about a cat with my face.
Concern
In her picture he was a green-and-gray-striped snowman on fire with a bright blue tail that was also on fire. And he was holding a book because the teacher saw the snowman picture and said, "First, where are the arms? And second...where is his book?"
Cough
With Spiderfang, you never know.
Energy
Of course. Polluted streams have lots of energy.
Hair
So now they say "face flip" instead of "slap."
Office
It's a weird story...Jayflight was trying to force Leafstream to eat a clothespin, and Inkspot said something...not entirely appropriate to Jayflight about it (I don’t remember what he said anymore as of the move to the new forum).
Reindeer
It's Christmas Eve, so here's a holiday-related comic!
Just Like
Poor Tigerpelt...if I hadn’t known, this would have been pretty awkward.
Stupid
YOU IMPLIED!
Storing
Once during science I was presenting something and I couldn't say the word "clouds."
Math Facts
Something tells me not to ask him if I ever need help in math...
Math Facts, Part Two
X did equal 4. Except that it was B, not X.
Math Facts, Part Three
If you want the same answer every time...
Dolphins
He was trying to imitate a spouting whale, but dolphins don't spout like whales...she added scribbly lines to her drawing around the dolphin's head so it was "exploding."
Good News
I would consider that bad news, actually.
Graph Paper
And after all that...she realized she had graph paper the whole time.
Made For
I'm dying.
Wig
He was explaining why Spiderfang didn't mind him being near her, but she wouldn't let Swiftstripe come.
Bald
Spiderfang: No, don't punch him bald--punch him so he has more hair!
Grasshopper
Interesting.
Why
Better question: Why is she so weird?
Un-Lazy
Right...
Supergenius
Why would she say that...?
Necklace
So apparently Sunnypelt's necklace makes Adderbite cold. I messed up her paw coloring...
Unnoticed
But he sings like an angel...
Why, Part Two
Because then she'd be a potato with claws.
Smile
Well, she got me to smile...
Handshake
Apparently the group handshakes hurt Emberheart's hand.
Fight Back
Right.
Raid
...Okay, what?
Gum
That makes sense.
Reconsider
Jonquilpetal couldn't stop laughing. And again, it's really obvious who "he" is.
Warrior Cats
I was Streamsky, Fishfeather was Autumnheart, and Ashtail was Barleypaw. She looked so smug.
Accountant
Well, that was interesting.
Secrecy
It was so hard to type those song lyrics while singing along to a different song...also, I’m not going to replace those lyrics with the standard font, because I have developed shame. (For anyone curious, they’re from Fade Away by 12 Stones.)
Unattractive
That wasn't even the point of the conversation. Not that I disagree.
Music
I'm not an impostor!
Minus
...I'd have to agree. At least for the sake of my hearing.
Waste
Somehow she managed to compliment and insult both of them at the same time.
Break
Thunderpelt, Tigerpelt, Driftspots, and Cobaltwhisker were patting a little kid's head, apparently because "his hair felt cool."
The World
Usually we end up swordfighting with violin bows.
Jeans
Adderbite: I'm not sure what's better...the fact that she actually said it, or his reaction!
Hairstylist
She really did say "hairstylist."
Zombie
This came entirely out of nowhere.
All Day
Your face is grounded!
Wow
Buildings do tend to have walls, yes.
Justin Bieber
Poor Jaggedtuft...
Flex
Nice greeting.
Glee
That's...nice to know?
Necklace, Part Two
I colored the paws right this time.
Mad-Eye Moody
Adderbite: You troll!
Necklace, Part Three
Notice how it's gone from looking like ice cubes to apparently actually being ice cubes.
Mind-Creeper
What exactly is a mind-creeper?
Simultaneously
Just because they didn't say it out loud...
The Real Incentive
But I had to sit down anyway.
Book
What happened to Cobaltwhisker? And he actually hugged the book... (Eldest from the Eragon series)
In The Making
Apparently Bramblesplash can pick locks. And apparently he's also a theft. Not a thief.
Love
She said she loved him because he gave her a piece of gum. Oh, and happy Valentine's Day.
What If
Another comic that's sort of related to Valentine's Day. The top part of the board says "Hollyfrost ♥s" with a big smudge where I wiped off what Jayflight had written because 1. he was wrong and 2. I didn't want Inkspot and Eveningpelt to join Jayflight and Fishfeather in asking me who I like. The other part of the whiteboard says, “The sheep people will overthrow the world!” in all caps.
Baby
It was a joke in Adderbite's math class that she was a baby.
Hermit Crab
...It's a long story.
Necklace, Part Four
Of course not--only Sunnypelt is allowed to wear ice cubes.
Hyper
Maybe not the best breakfast idea.
Humor
Well, at least he's enthusiastic.
Trilogy
Adderface...just stop trying.
Nutella
I feel so loved.
Where
She's just like Adderbite...
You're Welcome
I meant to thank her.
Thermometer
300 comics! That's two 150s!
COMICS 301-400
Blinded
Jaggedtuft kept taking pictures with the flash on his camera on...because it was too bright for him.
Paper Clips
She provides the lockpicking materials.
Myself
Adderbite: So much logic was made that day.
Valentine
Kind of late, considering I put up three comics about love on Valentine's Day, but oh well.
Thirty-Two
That's the intelligence level at my school.
Dihydrogen Monoxide
It's so fun to scare people into thinking dihydrogen monoxide is a dangerous chemical and then eventually explain that it's just water.
The Beatles
Random: The first eight cats Ebonyclaw and I came up with to be people (Hollyfrost, Ebonyclaw, Eveningpelt, Jaguarfoot, Coalpelt, Charcoalwhisker, Emberheart [the original--later she lost her cat name], and Ashtail) were all originally solid black cats, but Hollyfrost is now the only one.
Center
Center...side. What exactly is a center side?
Politics
No actual politics here, though. Stick to the bugs.
Marshmallows
After this happened, I drew a picture of my cat as Marth roasting marshmallows on his sword.
Empire State Building
This is what Charredfoot's stripes are supposed to look like--the reference picture didn't look right when I put the stripes the right way.
Iron Man
Jaggedtuft now vehemently denies ever having said that.
Unicorns
Words of wisdom.
Turtle
She takes "dead turtle" as a compliment and wants to be a table...and then wonders why people are confused.
Surprise
Has anyone else noticed that so far, in all three comics with both Adderbite and Cobaltwhisker, Cobaltwhisker's expression has been the same?
Window
They thought it was hilarious that I pronounced "envelope" awn-velope instead of en-velope. Same with "aunt."
Earlier
Because, of course, everything is Jaggedtuft's fault (unless it's Cobaltwhisker's fault).
Edgewise
Who wants to bet he didn't stay quiet long enough for the teacher to say Edgewise wasn't a place?Gollum
I dared her to do that. I thought he would get the reference. He didn’t.
Hydrogen Hydroxide
He was so distraught. He also demanded to know what was wrong with the FDA (between panels three and four; not sure if I left it out intentionally due to laziness or accidentally due to forgetfulness).
Survive
She wasn't in my class, but she came into the room.
Pterodactyl
You know, it occurred to me that I could make a really long comic thread even if I only put comics that had to do with awkward moments involving Jaggedtuft.
Technicality
I'm surprised he hasn't self-destructed yet from all their conversations.
Who Is That?
Seriously, Tigerpelt?
Salty
She asked because Emeraldheart almost accidentally took his backpack to lunch, and when she asked if he had been planning to eat his books, he answered, "Probably."
Guess
Jayflight. You are in the class. It can't be you. It's actually really obvious. Update: He figured it out. New update: that was old information; this comic has already spanned years.
Santa Claus
Well, it's not exactly Christmastime, but that doesn't matter.
Pi Day
This happened on Pi Day of 2012, but I posted it Pi Day of 2013! I joined the original forums on Pi Day in 2011.
Cereal
Jaggedtuft-O's: Despair has never tasted this good! ("I hate everyone.") They'll kill you. Yay lethal cereal! ...Ebonyclaw's dad actually calls me Hollyfrostedflakes.
Hamster
This was a really long time ago. Back when she was obsessed with sock monkeys and apparently liked to play "Barbie Vs. Monster Trucks."
Spelling
-.-
Philosopher
I was trying to explain to her why Jayflight wasn’t over Rosefall yet.
Snowflakes
You wait!
Rick Ross
No comment.
Family
They were both completely right, though...
Camera
And then he started taking the random pictures for the bright flashes right after that.
Neji
Not helping, Adderface.
Daydream
Really not helping, Adderface.
Daydream, Part Two
Apparently she could picture it, and being able to picture it really scared her.
Pointing
Of course...
Thieves
Did he even have a soul in the first place?
Pizza
When asking for something, always make pterodactyl noises. And if you don't get it, just take it anyway.
Haircut
He had been making ghost noises behind her, and she thought he was Jaggedtuft until she turned around.
During
...I don't know what to say.
Mom
Clawfoot, she said she felt like your mom, not your babysitter.
Guess What
The teacher.
Yes And No
As Ebonyclaw would say, trouble is brewing like coffee...
Garbanzo Beans
She didn't believe me.
Gatorade
Grayfeather put a bottle of Gatorade on top of my comics, and it spilled onto the bottom corner, which was where Jaggedtuft was (in the comic Blinded).
Stopping
Maybe I should start calling her Not and see how she reacts...
Sweaters
Please don't ask. I have no idea.
Bookmark
Bookmark cruelty is a serious issue.
Armpits
I don't even know.
Yes And No, Part Two
Extreme no.
Countryside
What chickens? Oops, I just realized I changed the camera from gray to black.
Pretty
The camera still has the new accidental color switch.
Scandalous
I think she just wanted an excuse to use the word.
Rockstar
Apparently he had eyeliner and a black jacket.
Sea Monster
I'm not a sea monster. Her sea monsters look like cats. ...Odd spiky cats.
Voice, Part Three
So he'll tell Brackenclaw his voice is seductive, but he won't even agree to it being low?
Yes And No, Part Three
Yeah, he found out...
Crayon Cup
She almost tried to drink the crayons because she wasn't looking at which cup she picked up.
Mutual
Pigeonflight just messes up everything he says, doesn't he?
Karate-Chop Kick
Crowspots. Juniperpelt. No.
Dead To
Cinnamontuft will be so happy now that this one is online.
Mane
Okay, then.
Yolo
I wonder how many people are going to refuse to click this page while it says "newest: Yolo" in the title.
Wrong
I think there's something wrong with both of them. Maybe even all three of them.
Button
Poor Fluffy.
Weekly
I give up.
Narrating
He's supposed to be intelligent...
Jell-O
I have nothing to say.
Squid
I'd definitely have preferred Olive Garden to language arts.
Wendy's
I just don't understand them.
Cantaloupe
Sandclaw should probably just stop trying at some point.
Eucalyptus
She never explained. Maybe Jaggedtuft knew what she was talking about.
Rest In Peace
What even...
Killing
Does this mean he's died multiple times?
Sheep
That might explain why he wrote "THE SHEEP PEOPLE WILL OVERTHROW THE WORLD" on the board (in the comic What If).
Lamb
More sheep.
Penny
Eating money will not keep you healthy.
Delicious
Neither of us could figure out how to write down the sound she made, but that was her best guess. (To be honest, that wasn’t even a close approximation of the sound. I still have no clue how to do it.)
Holly Leaves
Apparently I'm all the holly trees in the world and also all the holly leaves in the world.
Bush
Oops, Nerinenose's words are a little harder to see than I expected.
Scientific
Um, he should probably give up too.
Hand
Cobaltwhisker was rubbing his hands together and Driftspots said he might as well bite the skin off if he was going to make so much friction anyway.
Just Friends
Jaggedtuft: They are having a private conversation and they are just friends!
Musicals
She was talking about Oliver! when Oliver asks for more food.
Corrupt
The teacher in that class hated me because I talked to Agateclaw when I finished my work.
Hat
I spent more time drawing that hat than Sunnypelt spent making it. Oh, and Adderbite and Sunnypelt are pirates in this comic.
Hands
You know, at the beginning of the school year he actually seemed kind of...normal. Now...not so much.
Sponge
Well, it's a creative insult; I'll give Owlclaw credit for that, at least.
Team Marceline
Question: Team Finn or Team Jake? Adderbite's answer:
Allowed
He was very matter-of-fact about it.
Throw
Going back to the Cantaloupe comic, I realized that Pixelmator calls the color of Sandclaw's fur "Cantaloupe."
Lampreys
Seriously, though, lampreys are creepy. They're worse than Furbies.
Dance
He randomly started dancing and almost ran into the wall again.
Arm
What was the point of that?
Shower
Who asks that!? Besides Coalpelt, at least.
Deer
That's 400!
COMICS 401-500
Psychological
Onto page five! Clearing my backlog over the summer might actually be achievable...update: that one was.
Dandelion
She also tried throwing the dandelion at him, but he didn't notice.
Debatable
I feel sorry for that teacher.
Decision
I took this one down. The punchline was basically someone saying “yaaay” to teasing.
Déja Vu?
She's exactly like Jonquilpetal...
Pacific
I forget what exactly it was, but that doesn't matter.
Perfection
This is what we have to deal with when Jetwhisker is around.
Look Weird
She meant my old drawings of Hollyfrost with eyebrows, not me as a person.
Disappointed
Now imagine him saying that in a low, seductive voice...
Drink
He was trying to ask how to open it.
Falling
Robinstep probably wished he hadn't helped in the first place.
Sand
Um...okay then.
Snowman
I feel like I didn't do the drawing justice. It’s filed under Adderbite art at the comic page thing.
Cookie Dough
They were probably the wrong two people to ask. The story doesn't end here. There will be more pertaining to this.
Phone
I was going to say, "Well, Pebblefall, are you happy?" but he's probably lost the paper telling him how to find the comics by now...
Schoolhouse Rock
The next day Adderbite decided to tell me all about this (I interjected to correct when she made a mistake telling me the story). She concluded with "You should have been there!" and was then shocked to learn that I was there. She was also surprised to find out Inkspot was there despite the fact that she remembered to include him in the story when telling me.
Bumblebee
Jaguarfoot and Ashtail once drew on the wall with modeling clay.
Sandbox
I wish I had Calicopelt's courage...I think that's the most hated teacher in our school. She certainly hates the most people. Basically, that teacher hates every student except Jaggedtuft and apparently Driftspots (he wasn't in any of her classes, but she randomly went up to him and said he was her favorite student).
Karma
I'm not sure what it was karma for, but according to Adderbite he's a horrible person.
Tuxedo
At least he wasn't dying again.
Such Is Life
As the title implies, "C'est la vie" means "Such is life" or, more loosely, "That's life." It’s pronounced “say la vee.”
Jokes, Part Two
Well, I think this is kind of late. Especially since I meant to post it yesterday. But at least it's up.
Book, Part Two
By the way, never ask Jaggedtuft about the plot of a book. He will go on and on forever telling you about everything except the plot.
Naughty
Does she realize it goes in one ear and out the other? Or, as Adderbite would say, in one eye and out the other.
Sun
They were both really matter-of-fact, too.
Ask
I don't know what kind of dinosaur she wants to be.
Pink Starbursts
Adderface, could you tell us what you think of orange Starbursts? Because seriously, I still don't know.
Happiness
No, obviously I don't hate happiness if I make this comic.
Scare
That might scare Jayflight, but probably not Owlclaw...
Pie
That really was what she was going to say. Of course, she said it a lot back then.
Orange Starburst
And always remember: orange is gross, but orange popsicles are snazzy.
Old Joke
I wonder if Juniperpelt was the one who told her to say that.
Aggressive
Well, she was telling me to be aggressive...
Irrational
I can't figure out why Ashtail thinks he's intimidating, either.
In The Ground
Actually...
Pineapple
But he isn't under the sea.
Every Day
The worst part is that I actually respond to the ridiculous names she calls me.
Classic
He meant classwork. But he had his phone on his lap anyway.
Raisin Bran
She won't let me capitalize it.
Quiet
He wanted to know what was inside it and wouldn't believe anyone who said it was just rubber.
Measurement
He later said that he meant four feet and two ounces separately, but this is how he said it.
Shark
He was just slowly getting angrier...
Two Words
That was her explanation for Jayflight of what an "it" was.
Locker
This is completely unrelated to the comic, but Ashtail is really weird...
Amusing
It was the article with "'a lot of big words.' 'Like Wendy's!'"
Unique
“Wait, what classroom should I go to?" "Just follow Meadowblaze's screeches." "Okay!"
Insult
I just don't know.
Manhunt
Oh, I just remembered, I have to ask Ebonyclaw what she was saying about Corpse Buddies...it has something to do with Manhunt.
Axe
Of course.
Axe, Part Two
Now there are three 150s. That's a lot of 150s!
I Know
She figured it out by randomly guessing...
Chickens
Shadeddream...
Not Weird At All
We were melting ice cubes on our heads.
Quack
That would be...interesting to hear.
Quack, Part Two
I'm pretty sure that's what she said. It could have been "Aaah, quack like a pig!" but I think she said, "I quack like a pig."
Grammar Police
I kept correcting his spelling mistakes on our worksheets.
Noises
Again, Ashtail is weird.
Letter
They were going to write an actual letter but then decided he probably wouldn’t read it, so they said it instead.
Sticky Tack
Don't eat sticky tack, clay, or anything like that...especially because I think Deidara exploded? Bad idea.
Scream
I think this comic was part of the reason he didn't show much interest in reading any more pages.
Necklace, Part Five
She finally just lost her patience.
Long Day
Look, Adderface is the normal one in this comic!
Neji, Part Two
I'm not sure whether it's a good thing or not that she stopped calling me Neji, considering I'm now raisin bran.
Warrior Name
One time, as she went to write her real name I said “Adderface,” and she actually wrote Adderface.
Rubber Band, Part Three
What I'd like to know is how shooting yourself twice with a rubber band constitutes "fun."
Hermit Crab, Part Two
It wasn't the striped shirt, though.
Sarcasm
I think we amuse Coalpelt.
Right
I don't remember what he was right about.
Plastic Surgeon
She just said it for no apparent reason in the middle of class.
Scapegoat
She wanted an excuse to use the word.
Maybe
Graph paper is annoying. But then, so is he.
Memorial
Dead...like Fluffy?
Hi
She was walking around the room saying that to everyone.
Pointless
If anyone has a pun, go ahead and tell Adderbite, because she loves them.
Popular
Well, at least she's honest!
Plastic Fish
This was one of the few things Lynxtuft said she could actually picture him saying.
Mind
I still don't get how she can be so smart and yet be...her.
Recipe
When Ashtail was really little she once put way too much almond extract in cookies. We called them almond bombs (instead of almond swirls)…they were so good.
Muffins
This is completely unrelated, but yesterday I bought a plastic polar bear that's bigger than my foot.
Seat
High-maintenance?
Eyes
Obviously Owlclaw is a bunch of eyes.
Yes
That was some genuine disappointment right there...
Loud
All three of them are loud creatures.
Pilots
Well, okay.
News
I removed this one. The punchline was just someone misspeaking.
Promise
Somehow I have a hard time believing that.
Prison
Sandclaw. Please give up.
Restaurant
That's quite an accomplishment.
Categories
Hey, look, Fluffy isn't dying!
Knee
That's...wonderful.
Shed
I don't know what to say about this one...
Spoon
You know, he has a point.
Retaliation
We all know I’m winning.
Cell Phone
Any chance of learning in social studies that day was killed when Buzzardsplash found out his phone would read aloud from Google Translate. And he seems to have a skewed definition of "one more thing."
Excitement
I don't even know.
Insanity
I am not made out of insanity!
Yes And No, Part Four
She changed it back to only yes and no being switched pretty quickly after that.
Yes And No, Part Five
Actually, his favorite number is negative fourteen.
Yes And No, Part Six
I'd actually expected her to say that a lot sooner.
Peppers
500 comics! By the way, “I Am Very Strangeness” is the title of the comics as a whole but also this first “installment” (which is now over).
