Post by tiger beetle on Sept 29, 2016 14:13:34 GMT -5
Part Six: My Name Is … Wheels
COMICS 2501-2600
Chairs, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/vHw0Qdt.png)
Yes, she loves chairs.
Fill Me Up
![](http://imgur.com/7NYEMSx.png)
My comics are finally complete…
Hold Me Closer
![](http://imgur.com/8EivjkO.png)
At this point, I had never heard the real song.
Analyze The Relationship
![](http://imgur.com/29HpjFr.png)
But what about Musclesxchairs?
Like Cheetos
![](http://imgur.com/GH3AkFB.png)
He gave no further explanation.
Actual Die
![](http://imgur.com/cra0HHT.png)
Well, okay then.
Ladies' Man
![](http://imgur.com/FXanpIi.png)
A skeletons' lady, I think, was what she was going for. There’s really no way to explain this without calling attention to my sheer laziness…I tried to draw it but gave up…she was putting the hand of the school’s fake skeleton across her shoulders.
Intense Love
![](http://imgur.com/ShKxLsc.png)
Intense love city (copyright Nighttail 2016).
Call Attendance
![](http://imgur.com/vxvyjFb.png)
He genuinely hadn't noticed.
JFK Zone
![](http://imgur.com/qo1gT8q.png)
Fun fact: Morelfoot is the one Amberfang told me years ago was like me but a cute dude.
Lipstick
![](http://imgur.com/2o25XOT.png)
…I don't remember how this came up.
Scribe
![](http://imgur.com/Tuf58PT.png)
Same.
Red Lipstick
![](http://imgur.com/c7O5Yb1.png)
I do not know the context.
So Soft
![](http://imgur.com/piiPp20.png)
…It makes enough sense.
Megabed 3000
![](http://imgur.com/9yldqGC.png)
Megabed 3000 was made of five mattresses and held seven people.
Needs A Hug
![](http://imgur.com/7xpZ0ud.png)
Yesterday Adderbite found a bunch of index cards Jonquilpetal gave her years ago. They're all coupons for free hugs from Cobaltwhisker.
Some Glitter
![](http://imgur.com/VpiwWP9.png)
Sounds good, I guess.
Tango
![](http://imgur.com/gviMB4G.png)
"Tango" was what he called tangrams.
Pleasant Topics
![](http://imgur.com/6S4vLcM.png)
Poor Nighttail.
Ronald Reagan Cutout
![](https://imgur.com/y1MElfG.png)
Of course.
Temperature-Wise, Part Three
![](http://imgur.com/VTkmPgB.png)
I suppose this was the logical conclusion.
To Them
![](http://imgur.com/ATViLxO.png)
"Them" being Killdeerfrost and Stonefrost.
To Get Food
![](http://imgur.com/RASqokP.png)
Okay, that is true.
Where You Sleep
![](http://imgur.com/dvLFpen.png)
…Martinfeather…
Where's The Love
![](http://imgur.com/EG8WruX.png)
Yeah, Gannetwing hugged the principal during an awards ceremony type thing.
Be Quiet
![](http://imgur.com/w1IrQdA.png)
Mouth corner.
Bubble Attack
![](http://imgur.com/hgCuRwm.png)
I guess it was aggressively carbonated.
Blackeyed Susan, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/2Ja3i44.png)
Yeah, I would not recommend eating blackeyed susans.
Boxing Practice
![](http://imgur.com/DtfZ3Gy.png)
Changing the game.
Banana Peel, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/62gOjup.png)
He believed her.
Block
![](http://imgur.com/9CCUryW.png)
I guess.
Cannoli, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/ya8bfpr.png)
Poor Bettafin.
Deodorant
![](http://imgur.com/XgRk0q9.png)
That would be pretty gross.
Doughnut Holes, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/0wxy9da.png)
For breakfast…
Do You Have Cards
![](http://imgur.com/HoIGDkj.png)
Cirrusflight had.
Elephant
![](http://imgur.com/qjUIjFg.png)
Docknose had a lot of cool stories.
Favorite Fruit
![](http://imgur.com/KXRCtWU.png)
He wanted to talk about favorite fruits because there was a pause in their game of paranoia. In paranoia, you quietly ask the person next to you a question (for a couple examples, “who would you want to date” or “who would you kill first”), and they have to answer with the name of someone in the circle. Everyone gets to hear the answer. Then you flip a coin. Heads means everyone gets to hear what the question was; tails means they never get to know.
No Wonder
![](http://imgur.com/kFVpkXr.png)
?? ?? ? ???? ????? ? ??? ??? ?????? ?? ? ?? ? ???? ? ? ????
New Bug Bite
![](http://imgur.com/h40IPlb.png)
I mean, sure.
Megabed 3000, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/9MFn5be.png)
Thanks, Siri. (I don’t remember who was on my other side--maybe Citruswind? Definitely someone.)
Hot Ramen Noodles
![](http://imgur.com/hJwcv10.png)
I mean, it's not like ramen noodles smell particularly bad, but…they’re only ramen noodles.
Friendship Bracelets
![](http://imgur.com/m46D9z2.png)
Better than spilling the beans.
Fanclub, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/h9joFYs.png)
Sometimes it's better that way.
Party In The Middle Of The Night
![](http://imgur.com/fbGf32G.png)
The police cars had nothing to do with us. Also, I didn't skip moments of this. They changed between songs rapidly.
Pixy Stix
![](http://imgur.com/gJec1dj.png)
He tried to pretend he had brought his own blue candy and eaten that, but when she checked her bag, she had an odd number of Pixy Stix remaining--and she always eats them in even numbers.
Update
![](http://imgur.com/kC77S5h.png)
Update: same.
Timothy
![](http://imgur.com/O1zgyy0.png)
I was introduced to him as Tim. That is not his name.
Whale Experience
![](http://imgur.com/XoEgZ9O.png)
Whales being like Goldfish crackers.
Statistical Analysis
![](http://imgur.com/SCdqWDA.png)
In which I am Woollyfoot…we are all Woollyfoot…
Vegetable Oil
![](http://imgur.com/BYHT2TV.png)
Seventeen 150s. That is a whole lot of 150s. And also don't worry, that's only vegetable oil he's spewing, although that's still gross. They were technically playing Truth or Dare, but no one dared him to do that.
Arena
![](http://imgur.com/DqP8J6H.png)
Okay, that's fair, but it still sounds funny.
Eighty
![](http://imgur.com/dV4pvGy.png)
Was it really? She meant that the only number on the paper that was in the eighties was eighty itself.
Definition Of Snow
![](http://imgur.com/NWSATGY.png)
This was six years ago.
Cincinnati
![](http://imgur.com/qwIixln.png)
…And this was close to two years ago.
Berry Fields
![](http://imgur.com/JJxTN4x.png)
At least she has berries.
Baguettes
![](http://imgur.com/9rB29Er.png)
Weird ceiling stains…
Fog City
![](http://imgur.com/vHrv2zh.png)
Actually, I have seen a couple of foxes around here.
Hawaiian Punch
![](http://imgur.com/ZlR5V7I.png)
He had already had the revelation that he was Food-Aniplume.
Good Potato
![](http://imgur.com/aMGCJjT.png)
His original potato was better than the one I drew for this comic.
In The Hood
![](http://imgur.com/IvOeUsn.png)
Hood as in fume hood, because she's a chemistry teacher.
Phosphate
![](http://imgur.com/l4Tw3yU.png)
Disclaimer: do not do this.
No Class
![](http://imgur.com/nPlkUEm.png)
Well, it is cause for celebration.
Oreo People
![](http://imgur.com/4fyuM5j.png)
Nilla wafers were the primary part of my Sad Keebler lunches.
Laze Chip
![](http://imgur.com/oYqSwuE.png)
That's actually a pretty good name for them, I guess. Still gross.
Moonlight
![](http://imgur.com/9FtAUUu.png)
I mean, this year it didn't snow in January or February either. (Maybe? I don't remember it snowing in January, but the beginning of January feels like it was years ago, so maybe I've just forgotten.)
Raised Hand
![](http://imgur.com/hqsCEpD.png)
AP physics. It is not nearly as scary as I expected it to be, but it's not exactly easy either.
Red Scooter
![](http://imgur.com/Wq4lPOO.png)
To be a cool kid, the only criterion is having a red car.
Sausage Nose
![](http://imgur.com/TSnP1ZW.png)
I guess I can see where she came up with that name, but it still sounds funny.
Specialize
![](http://imgur.com/sckpknX.png)
Missing the point…?
Talented
![](http://imgur.com/yOMT105.png)
That was definitely a threat.
Vegetarian Doughnut
![](http://imgur.com/xz8csYi.png)
I forget what she actually meant, but it wasn't "doughnut."
Where To Sit
![](http://imgur.com/S0dphq4.png)
He wasn't.
Zero To Sixty
![](http://imgur.com/l987I5B.png)
Ternblaze likes to antagonize Nighttail.
Yelled At Them
![](http://imgur.com/FxBGIDr.png)
Well, yes.
Twenties
![](http://imgur.com/hKAHt5n.png)
One time a freshman jokingly told Copperpelt to answer a question with "420." He didn't realize 420 had a meaning, so he actually said it.
Golden Age
![](http://imgur.com/RzxxyNT.png)
When did this golden age happen? Though we are living in a golden age now: calculators are advanced enough to type in notes and equations, but not so advanced that AP bans them outright. (I mean, some are, but there are enough older ones…)
Grindin'
![](http://imgur.com/KLZEivY.png)
That sounds pretty gross.
Lightbulbs
![](http://imgur.com/tlm9Mww.png)
Pretty sure no lightbulbs means no lightbulbs.
Challenger
![](http://imgur.com/qucI2NS.png)
Too late.
Babysitter
![](http://imgur.com/1DqhAXk.png)
That would be…interesting.
Pack Mule
![](http://imgur.com/6RtdRjV.png)
Her pack mule was absent.
Pecs
![](http://imgur.com/6tOHQUq.png)
I mean, now I won't either.
Pick A Seat
![](http://imgur.com/EAmfaLO.png)
Same thing, really.
Points To Ponder
![](http://imgur.com/uWXzFZ8.png)
Apparently the beard is not a requirement.
Electrocution Kid
![](http://imgur.com/qNuR5YF.png)
We don't think he meant to be creepy. He was just trying to be quiet (yes, he said that very quietly), and he decided to say this because there was a question that mentioned electric chairs (with the answer being "cruel and unusual punishment"). But it was definitely creepy.
Sagittarius
![](http://imgur.com/iHDdGf7.png)
The constellation supposedly looks like a teapot.
Pumpkin Carriage
![](http://imgur.com/Sx0UbWJ.png)
Apparently everyone in past years has hated this teacher. I don't know why.
That Came Out Wrong
![](http://imgur.com/khuazaW.png)
I forget what it was.
Rotting Human Flesh
![](http://imgur.com/140F5sB.png)
This was, of course, written in Nighttail's assignment.
Smooshed
![](http://imgur.com/1pJ1jpE.png)
"Smoosh" is a gross word, but it sounds exactly like what it means, so I guess it's a good one.
Shaving Cream
![](http://imgur.com/D3TAcGX.png)
I don't think anyone was hoping to do that.
Thrill
![](http://imgur.com/rZXT7nJ.png)
Well, that's one way of putting it.
Pretzel King
![](http://imgur.com/QfhumCq.png)
He and Slick have to duel for dominion over pretzels. I'd say advantage goes to Nighttail unless robots are fair game to be used, and then Nighttail still has a decent chance.
The Garbage Can
![](http://imgur.com/HFYvuRz.png)
For once, she actually threw away her own trash.
Spoonerisms
![](http://imgur.com/PT9udEq.png)
Adderbite almost crashed her car once because she was thinking about "bumble tuggy."
Twilight Of The Gods
![](http://imgur.com/rlJz0g1.png)
Ultimate showdown: a literal god vs. nigh-indestructible vampires. Who will triumph?
Tunage
![](http://imgur.com/DuNXtuS.png)
That might depend on what she means by "people." Fun fact: the first time I got in Adderbite's car, the song on the radio was Highway to Hell. She changed it to her own playlist, though.
What Do You Get
![](http://imgur.com/924L7wC.png)
I can never set foot in Chipotle without thinking of that one guy from a few years back who definitely liked me. It was such an awkward experience. I will probably never see him again. Not that he was creepy, but I didn't know what to do at all, and at least that part is over.
Working Out
![](http://imgur.com/h1hljls.png)
She didn't initially mean to say a pun, but she did notice afterward.
Unique Fact
![](http://imgur.com/Ay8cpQF.png)
2600 comics.
COMICS 2601-2700
Big Whiteboard
![](http://imgur.com/iKUKQo3.png)
Yes, it is.
Cactuses
![](http://imgur.com/1elcNSf.png)
The "cactuses" are her leg hair.
Coming Back
![](http://imgur.com/C6VwOLq.png)
This is only tangentially related to the comic. Please know that even though I'm uploading this in late February, this happened September of last year. I am still very behind.
Arts And Crafts
![](http://imgur.com/aKeLMkJ.png)
They actually did a lab where they made paint. Guess who got to clean the flasks!
Croissant Jellyfish
![](http://imgur.com/vr0Isfl.png)
Whatever she was looking at.
Demographic
![](http://imgur.com/hyNCVPF.png)
Nighttail is my heart and soul?
Hawaiian Punch, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/ZtFZ1OM.png)
Well, she's not lying.
Chill Out
![](http://imgur.com/mgA7epP.png)
These comics have done wonders for my memory.
I Don't Know These People #131
![](http://imgur.com/kqfvN2o.png)
White Cat might have been Clearfeather, but I didn't know him when I drew this, and I wasn't sure if it was him once we were introduced.
I Don't Know These People #132
![](http://imgur.com/Qgoov67.png)
A story for the ages.
I Don't Know These People #133
![](http://imgur.com/ZUtuGR6.png)
I didn't actually see this; Alliumwing dropped a paper with this written on it, because apparently she heard this and wrote it down to put it in her quote book. Don't worry, I didn't steal her paper.
I Don't Know These People #134
![](http://imgur.com/BDiDrE2.png)
Not sure why I made this a comic, but here it is.
I Don't Know These People #135
![](http://imgur.com/SXUNDOd.png)
Right. Gray Cat was about to sit in the row behind Brown Tabby in the Omnimax theater.
Massachusetts
![](http://imgur.com/7bxygQd.png)
Along with their unilluminated lightbulbs.
So Quiet
![](http://imgur.com/jekfWjW.png)
One time he was out for a week. Those days might as well not have happened.
Profile Picture
![](http://imgur.com/KsD0Khi.png)
Same.
This Is Halloween
![](http://imgur.com/AxTbGMt.png)
For clarity, this happened around the beginning of October, again, even though it's February now.
Walks Out
![](http://imgur.com/Gv0qyYN.png)
They're talking about the Massachusetts/lightbulbs teacher.
Shave
![](http://imgur.com/JWQ5Aub.png)
He sounded so done.
Spaceship
![](http://imgur.com/KaEHaIC.png)
The spaceship is one of the other houses on my street. It doesn't really look like a spaceship, but it does have kind of weird windows in the front.
Paper Clip Water
![](http://imgur.com/6kkwffQ.png)
Why would you keep a vat of boiling paper clip water in a pocket? Based on Nogalfur’s reaction, I’m not sure if this means a vat of boiling water that has paper clips in it or a vat of boiling melted paper clips.
Over Nine Thousand
![](http://imgur.com/Ov1KxWU.png)
…
Waited Four Years
![](http://imgur.com/QOhmnUO.png)
Me.
Worst Enemy
![](http://imgur.com/im3HSP6.png)
Long story.
Zodiac Sign
![](http://imgur.com/a0mJikA.png)
Well, there goes Nighttail's image here…apparently everyone hates Geminis?
Ceiling Waffle
![](http://imgur.com/f9m3EVg.png)
The light…looked like a waffle. I wasn’t being “random.”
Crying Over There
![](http://imgur.com/LdkxAIq.png)
As in the sound is him breathing, not that he's crying because of his breathing.
Good Vs Evil
![](http://imgur.com/40FYSko.png)
The marker sounds unnecessary.
Bless You
![](http://imgur.com/3pQnwsg.png)
Yes, but that's okay.
Constitution
![](http://imgur.com/WNPMT0g.png)
Sorry the text keeps getting small.
I Don't Know These People #136
![](http://imgur.com/qD8dHLQ.png)
These are the same people from the last one of these.
I Don't Know These People #137
![](http://imgur.com/Ka0wP2u.png)
Center of the life…care…?
I Don't Know These People #138
![](http://imgur.com/rc2xCek.png)
I would say same, but I think I know well enough.
I Don't Know These People #139
![](http://imgur.com/G9KVX1K.png)
A true artist.
I Don't Know These People #140
![](http://imgur.com/7h0OBCQ.png)
I didn’t do Lima Bean justice, but close enough.
More Important
![](http://imgur.com/5Zfpu6E.png)
No, it's not a trolley problem.
Not Sleeping
![](http://imgur.com/vPBfbbJ.png)
That's about how I sleep.
Proud Of You
![](http://imgur.com/Fe5lYDe.png)
Nighttail will talk about anything at any time.
Slip 'N Slide
![](http://imgur.com/VueCxjH.png)
And also volunteer information we didn't need to know.
Smooshed, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/vE3NmcA.png)
Not sure exactly what the context of that was.
Locker Box
![](http://imgur.com/3r3JVL9.png)
I don't know what ring she's talking about. Yes, Lilypetal stuck out her tongue.
Scarfy
![](http://imgur.com/gdQX1B7.png)
I feel like the scarf had a fancy pattern, but I don't remember what it was.
Scraped My Knee
![](http://imgur.com/ok4FVgZ.png)
That's good, at least.
IQR
![](http://imgur.com/1c3jPEI.png)
We were doing a box-and-whisker plot of everyone's height.
Not As Edgy
![](http://imgur.com/Dh2yzWh.png)
You lose all pretense of edge when you start debating geometry.
The Birds
![](http://imgur.com/uYWo54D.png)
Cinnamontuft looked…I guess awestruck is accurate, but so is frightened.
Swallow Gum
![](http://imgur.com/hGVTLwe.png)
To be fair, Lynxtuft didn't mean to.
So Little Time
![](http://imgur.com/4nvAMHC.png)
Chemistry is great.
What One House
![](http://imgur.com/JB0ciXo.png)
This was in regard to the book The Road.
Thumbs Up
![](http://imgur.com/NTKf3JP.png)
This is like when Cobaltwhisker left his locker open.
Break A Limb
![](http://imgur.com/Plc2xNk.png)
This turned out to be prophetic: I broke my toe the day before Thanksgiving. We milked that limp for all it was worth.
Chain Reaction
![](http://imgur.com/92XbxQe.png)
The seats have since been settled.
Descended
![](http://imgur.com/GNkQVAH.png)
Sure it did. (Notice that she gestured upward as she said it.)
Easy
![](http://imgur.com/K3aGvEJ.png)
I think he meant that a peanut was an easy salty snack?
Call Salad
![](http://imgur.com/UUiyTQF.png)
He also frantically checked his phone when she called Emeraldheart to ask him if he remembered a tour guide's name. (She really was calling Emeraldheart. Brackenclaw, who was with us, also remembered the tour guide.)
Box And Whiskers
![](http://imgur.com/MaHR16S.png)
He didn't follow through, fortunately.
Coffins
![](http://imgur.com/oaGu9nB.png)
I feel like there was context months ago.
Brought Ice Cream
![](http://imgur.com/m0iRfYZ.png)
I mean, her arm is still attached.
Electrocution Kid, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/gD1Y2ft.png)
I met Spotstep about nine months after the electrocution kid thing.
Already Wednesday
![](http://imgur.com/yLOAdaV.png)
"Well, we have a quiz every Wednesday."
Fates
![](http://imgur.com/wxI80F3.png)
This was the one typo he caught in his PowerPoints. He makes a lot of typos.
Hurts
![](http://imgur.com/0pMX7oH.png)
That's not good.
Half Blanket
![](http://imgur.com/69Nw1K7.png)
Or whatever those chairs look like.
My Ghost
![](http://imgur.com/ewWG1sQ.png)
I say something weird to Tealwhisker every day. Though there was that time I silently gave her a six-second wink instead.
My Ghost, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/RRamXaT.png)
Usually multiple weird things.
I Look At You
![](http://imgur.com/UhIqAKK.png)
Get it?
Of The Opinion
![](http://imgur.com/XNjL8YG.png)
He'd fit right in here.
Ogives
![](http://imgur.com/xsWbPta.png)
Darterfang would be pleased.
Organized
![](http://imgur.com/RE9oKvl.png)
An organized chart.
Seventy-Five
![](http://imgur.com/rx97iwx.png)
Wonder what that other number could be.
Toothpaste Tube
![](http://imgur.com/Ap0jqDv.png)
I hate finding tubes in my toothpaste.
Your Shapes
![](http://imgur.com/JzxdcXg.png)
Those awful shapes.
Snap Story
![](http://imgur.com/xiFojbs.png)
Does the recycling bin have Kanchilheart's face on it?
This Picture
![](http://imgur.com/z8V8k2h.png)
It was supposed to be Nighttail himself, and the lines represented his mind going in all different directions. Not sure why he didn't give himself hair.
That Shirt
![](http://imgur.com/o54gK4Q.png)
Nice.
Arts And Crafts, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/BtX3WeJ.png)
The paint was really gross. It was decent paint, but I was in charge of cleaning the flasks.
Grump City
![](http://imgur.com/IMweXbE.png)
What an apt name.
Hair Taste
![](http://imgur.com/7XFQBT2.png)
I wonder why.
Index Card
![](http://imgur.com/qV8VyJ0.png)
Honestly, same.
Debunk
![](http://imgur.com/JvqZbVD.png)
I don't know what the myth was.
Moonwalk
![](http://imgur.com/qdPxXWk.png)
She then left practice. Multiple people asked me whether she had known it was actually "moonwalk."
Blaming
![](http://imgur.com/tcz9yDR.png)
Jasperstripe and Nighttail could easily be a comedic duo. Like, it doesn't come through in the comics, but they could. Although Nighttail definitely genuinely hates Jasperstripe. Not sure about the other way around.
Bud
![](http://imgur.com/U0E71Rn.png)
Chill.
Competitive
![](http://imgur.com/WvA5BQ0.png)
This is a perfect word.
Ice Bath
![](http://imgur.com/b5Q0oOS.png)
I spent way too much time coloring that in.
Out The Other
![](http://imgur.com/yD4P0rf.png)
…Oh.
Quatrain
![](http://imgur.com/zIru5nP.png)
I would probably much prefer this to learning about poetry.
Punny
![](http://imgur.com/iruPNGe.png)
It could be worse.
Not Mad
![](http://imgur.com/8JGkezG.png)
We missed a question about soul music.
Never Good
![](http://imgur.com/vsFr4vJ.png)
It was something like how her mom was being stubborn about a family trip.
Silver Spoon
![](http://imgur.com/JkfEZ2R.png)
She didn't realize.
Offer To Talk
![](http://imgur.com/syEUxQt.png)
For once.
Respect
![](http://imgur.com/eK78mxo.png)
…Hence soulless.
September Twenty-First
![](http://imgur.com/fdbfL4O.png)
Needless to say, this happened quite a while back.
Same Font
![](http://imgur.com/YOGtPlS.png)
Crisis averted.
Water And A Phone
![](http://imgur.com/hleI29A.png)
Uh oh.
Thinner
![](http://imgur.com/sVKcIBa.png)
I guess that's still accurate.
The Road
![](http://imgur.com/B9V3IV2.png)
"Happily" is relative, but I agree.
Sixth Period
![](http://imgur.com/Zv8frYP.png)
That's me?
String Cheese
![](http://imgur.com/VdwkpG9.png)
Sounds…appetizing. 2700 comics, which is also eighteen 150s, which is a lot…!
COMICS 2701-2800
Andrews
![](http://imgur.com/tMfSEwj.png)
Well, hey, maybe he'll be president someday.
Cat Food
![](http://imgur.com/bRKLZw2.png)
Same thing.
Caret
![](http://imgur.com/8DEvqAk.png)
It's settled.
Crushing Dreams
![](http://imgur.com/i33JMcc.png)
It was…a fruit snack wrapper, I think?
Never Doubt
![](http://imgur.com/qtIbUPT.png)
How inspiring.
Not Welcome
![](http://imgur.com/OBA0e4p.png)
Well, I can tell when I'm not wanted…
Bubbling
![](http://imgur.com/iG1PBeZ.png)
You could almost say it was aggressively carbonated. If it had been carbonation that was making the bubbles.
Dirty Mirror
![](http://imgur.com/SxuvQWN.png)
Just filthy.
Hospital
![](http://imgur.com/4mMlMPf.png)
That doesn't sound good.
Bust Every One
![](http://imgur.com/01p9tH2.png)
He was on problem thirty, but they started right around there, not at problem one.
On The Moon
![](http://imgur.com/DvxqBA3.png)
Little g is gravity.
Pool Time
![](http://imgur.com/ZxKZC1D.png)
Not sure how politically feasible that is, but okay.
Quotes And Inferences
![](http://imgur.com/8BAqTEr.png)
We were supposed to make single-slide presentations. His group's ended up three slides long. A different time, the Victorious theme song was part of his presentation.
Pregnant
![](http://imgur.com/vDZ6Hah.png)
I doubt that's the problem with this scenario.
Regularly
![](http://imgur.com/fULRXuP.png)
I would say "me," but I actually do it the afternoon it's due, after stats is over but before school ends.
Selfie Stick
![](http://imgur.com/QefmeZX.png)
Nighttail sounded genuinely thrilled to get to tell this story.
Post-Apocalyptic
![](http://imgur.com/jMdiqb6.png)
Okay, so in The Road, "the fire" is symbolic, basically for hope/life. But still.
Tabatha
![](http://imgur.com/NmO7aUQ.png)
I guess that is how things work.
Table Two
![](http://imgur.com/efyw9St.png)
…She continues to yell, at odds with what the rest of her table keeps insisting.
Turn Back Time
![](http://imgur.com/FalWNBH.png)
This lost all rhythm in the conversion to warrior names.
Writing One Paragraph
![](http://imgur.com/1ZoQwY9.png)
Soon we'll be back to writing five.
Walk Down
![](http://imgur.com/8FZDCiP.png)
So I'm not sure if I mentioned this at all when it happened, but last November I broke my toe and got an elevator pass.
Will Not Listen
![](http://imgur.com/CdbVPGh.png)
It would be ridiculous to expect him to listen to that.
Volunteer Scribe
![](http://imgur.com/lxRrMfF.png)
This teacher talks so much. Nighttail can't stand Zorilstripe, but I think he's entertaining.
Wet Bread Bowl
![](http://imgur.com/GZLYYTM.png)
The sass-off always brightens my day.
Baby Yaga
![](http://imgur.com/KFdYib1.png)
It was originally a typo.
Confuse
![](http://imgur.com/uWnQTdC.png)
She was talking about court cases.
Duded Up
![](http://imgur.com/0gntNfx.png)
Sometimes I wish I hadn't established that every comic has a commentary. The teacher’s face is strange because I accidentally positioned it in the hole in the notebook paper.
Being A Thief
![](http://imgur.com/lPYNLMu.png)
This is the kind of joke I tell, to be fair.
Hairy Old People
![](http://imgur.com/TsZPUaZ.png)
I don't remember the context. I think it's better without.
Great Britain
![](http://imgur.com/ArKUeO5.png)
All right, I'll give him that one.
Hack Into
![](http://imgur.com/jbFNet9.png)
Driftspots is too smart. I don’t think he actually hacked in, but I don’t doubt he has the ability.
Actually Hates
![](http://imgur.com/PuuhGnv.png)
Smiling is Stonefrost's equivalent of bursting into laughter. (One could also say "hooting.")
Fourth Place Milkshakes
![](http://imgur.com/v5SLJIc.png)
I don't remember, but knowing us, we probably did get fourth place milkshakes.
Elf Door
![](http://imgur.com/NZrtxR6.png)
I mean, it's not really a door, but it sure looks like one.
KFC Breakfast
![](http://imgur.com/L5e7M5P.png)
I can't argue with that.
Official
![](http://imgur.com/oXwHLr3.png)
There are now several fish in the tank.
Internet Polls
![](http://imgur.com/HYzjfBQ.png)
That's not really a poll, but even besides that.
Let's Count
![](http://imgur.com/aqOU9B9.png)
Interactive. (By the way, I made up the actual numbers, but “six” means there are six different numbers represented in the set.)
Not Working
![](http://imgur.com/VVHjBIV.png)
Sounds like he would have been happy either way.
Prime Numbered Sets
![](http://imgur.com/wkR18QV.png)
I'm so impressed.
Piece Of Paper
![](http://imgur.com/oc3jLfr.png)
I could probably manage that.
Midlife Crisis
![](http://imgur.com/MqmOsif.png)
Obviously this happened years ago, but back on wcf I was too worried about sticking to the rules to imply my age too strongly. I know I bent the rules a lot, but saying that I was thirteen would have been undeniably breaking.
Ruining Memes
![](http://imgur.com/WqsjbEg.png)
I did not expect to see this person memeing, but apparently he memes a lot.
Secret Past In A Dance Class
![](http://imgur.com/GWpH7Rg.png)
Uh huh. That’s what they all say.
Teletubbies
![](http://imgur.com/AdP2aBj.png)
The conversation wasn't exactly heated, but it was far too heated for a conversation about the Teletubbies.
This Weekend
![](http://imgur.com/uRleWmX.png)
Not quite sure how to take that.
Talked About This
![](http://imgur.com/43K2CA3.png)
There's a person in one of this teacher's classes whose name Nighttail read on the index cards. It's a (relatively…?) rare name. He became obsessed with her; the teacher insists that she (the other person, not the teacher) is creeped out by the whole ordeal, but apparently she's started following Nighttail on social media and thinks the situation is hilarious.
States As Names
![](http://imgur.com/9XhQfLj.png)
He meant to say New York, but New Nork is even better.
Way To Complain
![](http://imgur.com/6m4CFU0.png)
He did.
Angust
![](http://imgur.com/DhMZTaI.png)
Emberheart pronounced "angst" that way once.
Don't Want To
![](http://imgur.com/0RHQ2mz.png)
This was back during the Pokémon Go days. I still play, but she doesn't.
Clone
![](http://imgur.com/vos6mkX.png)
"He's technically my clone." - Stonefrost
Blockbuster
![](http://imgur.com/xzIJkEB.png)
I can already feel the horror.
Drastic Statistic
![](http://imgur.com/Tef0VsT.png)
She has also used it since.
Evil Twin
![](http://imgur.com/5FCm8Nh.png)
100%. If he has a twin somewhere, that is.
Forever Indebted
![](http://imgur.com/Zvb8rB1.png)
I really don't think Surge is as rare as Thunderpelt claimed it was.
Glycolysis
![](http://imgur.com/iyKZnhz.png)
See, you can learn things from these comics.
In A Fight
![](http://imgur.com/SFmYlWb.png)
He had nicked himself while shaving.
Knock Us All Down
![](http://imgur.com/tawYSLI.png)
Maybe I should have taken her up on that while I still had the chance. (Not because I want to hit her, just because she’d pay me.)
Lost Permission Slip
![](http://imgur.com/b6pt0NL.png)
I'm not saying anything.
Not Giving Birth
![](http://imgur.com/gxVC73H.png)
My hands are currently blue and purple from tie-dyeing shirts. I made a blue/green/peach one for myself and a purple one (thanks, Slick) for Adderbite.
Monkeys
![](http://imgur.com/De1CRU4.png)
He immediately told us to forget he had ever asked that.
Not Least
![](http://imgur.com/wTwl0oO.png)
He did, but that's okay.
Nucleus Absorption
![](http://imgur.com/E9IXOoh.png)
Not sure you can decline your own offer.
Magnetic Words
![](http://imgur.com/dkUtkBy.png)
A few more poems…
tercet:
No ghostly devil shalt woo
My sharp tomato bird who
Is almost never drowning too
cinquain:
Wherefore speak his dream as woe
His visible curse she doth bestow
With perfect murmur he loath grow
Investigate thou by winter go
Envy perilous garden though
quatrain:
Thence no holy work night light
Lazy dictionary would desire not
Full player shalt bloom between fight
Farewell to whatsoever silent thought
free verse?:
Forswear breathing
A business decision
Each vast dark spider catching light
As time dost make more steam
song:
Compel vulgar elaborate trifle light
Translucent howl must see seemly
Transgress lime is some monster fight
Understand not jester poisonly
Opposite Dream
![](http://imgur.com/ffuJsmv.png)
Spiderfang had asked me to draw a picture of a pig chasing her and Mousefern around. The pig was supposed to have the face of a guy in the orchestra. Spiderfang was supposed to be enjoying herself while Mousefern was scared.
Out Of My Hoodie
![](http://imgur.com/iLyo3eE.png)
Look. These two are obnoxious and I did not enjoy hanging out with them. However, they have some great moments, if you just sit back and watch instead of trying to engage in conversation with them.
Potato Soup
![](http://imgur.com/v23bUjY.png)
That's a lot of potato soup.
Pessimist
![](http://imgur.com/PRWiSQP.png)
I was (mostly) joking. There are worse things than being a robot nerd. And…I also can't argue.
Teletubbies, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/i54vN6X.png)
I feel like Capewhisker and Junebugtail agreed, but Adderbite thought that was disgusting.
Trophy
![](http://imgur.com/LPDAOGt.png)
One time I was moving my medals, and jam spreader commented on my Bob Marley impression. She meant Jacob Marley.
That Triangle
![](http://imgur.com/UtRY8IU.png)
I didn't need anyone to walk me to class, but it was an excuse for Tealwhisker to leave class early.
Store The Flame
![](http://imgur.com/UuDlcqM.png)
It would be like Hermione's book one blue fire jar.
Time Travel Thumb
![](http://imgur.com/F8O0uEw.png)
…He either came up with this on the spot or had given it prior thought. I'm not sure which interpretation I prefer. Probably the latter?
December
![](http://imgur.com/2BP3252.png)
It is a good description.
Desecrating
![](http://imgur.com/u8MO6qT.png)
We weren't at our own school. The teachers' lounge at the school we were at is called the (School Name) Pit.
Collective Noun
![](http://imgur.com/EG2bKrr.png)
To be fair, if you don't know the actual term, then this is a reasonable guess.
Commie
![](http://imgur.com/r9jvF81.png)
It was actually a "comet." I don't remember how he made it.
Backflip On Ice
![](http://imgur.com/91jL2tx.png)
…Not the same person.
Fell Down
![](http://imgur.com/mbzMJxE.png)
Yeah, probably.
Ballerina
![](http://imgur.com/hWwqaEA.png)
She was talking to Cinnamontuft, who is a really good dancer but not a big fan of dancing.
Librarian
![](http://imgur.com/heF7Qkq.png)
"Bother--" and Jasperstripe is in.
Forty Packs
![](http://imgur.com/xtrkbD7.png)
Water bottles are Satan because of some particular chemical in the plastic.
Fired
![](http://imgur.com/elOD4Ac.png)
I guess this was the meme she ruined.
Loch Ness Monster
![](http://imgur.com/9v3avL5.png)
I'm not sure what he was actually talking about.
Paradox
![](http://imgur.com/q8oRYpf.png)
Mini Thunderpelt is a lot more tolerable than real Thunderpelt.
Off A Ladder
![](http://imgur.com/1nuixoH.png)
I always eat apples on ladders.
No Flaws
![](http://imgur.com/gREics5.png)
Driftspots had two laptops in his backpack.
Not Wednesday
![](http://imgur.com/N0rkYee.png)
It was Saturday.
Pen Tattoo
![](http://imgur.com/wIxKW3y.png)
The white cat on the left is a specific person but without a cat name. I've done that in previous comics, too; I just wanted to be clear here.
Pen Tattoo, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/y3m7gI4.png)
…I did not see this "tattoo," so I have no idea.
Shave Her Head
![](http://imgur.com/0MNAvqU.png)
It was a bet. Not that the teacher had any intention of shaving her head even if she lost. I don't know whether she lost or not, though.
Mystery Ball
![](http://imgur.com/GnmOtOh.png)
Sorry for the small text, but Nighttail talks a lot.
Stratosphere
![](http://imgur.com/KaToggn.png)
I would love to come up with a clever pun, but it's 11:47 P.M. on a Friday, and I am both exhausted and sick.
Test Scores
![](http://imgur.com/1GwMyqq.png)
Penguinmist: …"Can we trade?"
Ten Percent
![](http://imgur.com/W5pfuA9.png)
This was the weird thing I said to Tealwhisker today.
Top Teeth
![](http://imgur.com/nIc0rjQ.png)
They both took an extremely rigorous anatomy class together last year. It's the most…intense? class the school offers. "Front ones."
To California
![](http://imgur.com/lUKEHAM.png)
Remember, we live in Kentucky.
Teletubbies, Part Three
![](http://imgur.com/3GEuPNi.png)
2800 comics! I can't believe this.
COMICS 2801-2900
Few Words
![](http://imgur.com/lhuqvS5.png)
How?
Cheese Curls
![](http://imgur.com/yKCfLyY.png)
I understand the feeling.
Dates
![](http://imgur.com/hXwgzSm.png)
As you can see, I am rapidly burning through the backlog. As of now it's down to 125; it was over 600 a few months ago.
History With Hot Chocolate
![](http://imgur.com/vjHC9Qi.png)
Once she spilled hot chocolate in a bag with her 3DS.
George Foreman Grill
![](http://imgur.com/Rlyu5z0.png)
I guess he has a point…? I don't know if it's a good point, but it's a point.
Maracas
![](http://imgur.com/0rMxrli.png)
I feel like his spots weren't symmetrical? I can't find a good reference for his right side.
All These Cities
![](http://imgur.com/LhNxyzl.png)
City city (copyright Nighttail 2016).
Gamble
![](http://imgur.com/qveXoYd.png)
For the record, that was not gambling. On a slightly related note, last summer I had so many people ask me if I counted cards when we played. We also did not gamble, and no, I don't know how to count cards.
Court Cases
![](http://imgur.com/cv7GBcG.png)
I was about to say that I was proud that I've maintained an A all year, but I checked my grades just now to make sure I wasn't lying…and for the fourth quarter so far I have a B-. We have almost no grades in for fourth quarter yet, though, and she's putting in test corrections on Monday, so it'll go back up soon enough.
Google Search
![](http://imgur.com/AuIQ8yO.png)
For several months, whenever anyone in that class needed help, they would pretty much call me over, then change their minds and call Driftspots over. They've now stopped asking me at all. I'm perfectly willing to help; they just trust Driftspots more.
Nicomachean Ethics
![](http://imgur.com/mit03Bw.png)
Once, instead of saying something creepy to Tealwhisker, I handed her a piece of paper that was folded into sixteenths and had three hearts drawn on it. She unfolded it to find a single word: Nickelback.
Not Secure
![](http://imgur.com/h84TJqa.png)
If "they" are computers, then I can't argue.
No Holes
![](http://imgur.com/FXlTtst.png)
His group was going to use a greenscreen to be the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for a project about turtles.
Not Many Bones
![](http://imgur.com/ppwkIkH.png)
…All right.
Stripies
![](http://imgur.com/4cKQW3L.png)
I think it was the sketch for the comic Actually Hates.
Salmon-Eating
![](http://imgur.com/uidBBc2.png)
Well, then, we're all on the same page.
Rubies
![](http://imgur.com/ibe13Jz.png)
That sounds painful.
Mystery Ball, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/p0K7CGk.png)
He wound up putting the M&M next to the index card with the name of the person he was obsessed with.
Some Cheese
![](http://imgur.com/dMJ43j3.png)
Some cheese would be a lot better than a test.
Out Of The Table
![](http://imgur.com/gc14oG1.png)
As a bonus, that's not even a Sham-Wow. It's a napkin. I mean, do you KNOW the color of a Sham-Wow?
Tuck And Roll
![](http://imgur.com/7CKMMZN.png)
Why not?
Use Your Knowledge
![](http://imgur.com/7l5DgLC.png)
Bio is a great class. At times.
Writhing
![](http://imgur.com/4hLg8kX.png)
This was his TMNT greenscreen shirt.
Vision For America
![](http://imgur.com/i1m1XG0.png)
So Adderbite, Breccianose, a girl who doesn’t have a cat name, and I did a video project on The Merchant of Venice (we called it The Babe of Belmont); the plot was essentially that Bassanio (Breccianose), Shylock, and Nerissa (me) all flirted with Portia (Adderbite) at a party before the events of the real story. I bought the money glasses for the girl who played Shylock (she ended up being too small to wear the costume jam spreader got for her, but she also took off the money glasses partway through the video--which on reflection is probably a big part of why our video only won second place). I then let Adderbite use the money glasses as her gift in a white elephant exchange with the academic team. The gift I opened (from Spiderfang) was a minion, but I stuck Copperpelt with that in exchange for Nerf blowdarts (which Adderbite then used, so she traded me the little model car building set she got, since she'd had her mouth all over the darts). I told Spiderfang that she would love Adderbite's gift, so she chose it and actually got to keep it. The gift I gave was finger puppets, which Aniplume was happy to get.
Sulfuric Acid
![](http://imgur.com/RCZuifd.png)
To be fair, Driftspots is probably immune to acid damage anyway.
Brother
![](http://imgur.com/B8AZvkZ.png)
It turns out Candlekid (Sootscorch) was hissing because he thought she was talking about Curlcloud's younger brother. She was actually asking about Curlcloud's older brother--Slick.
Ears
![](http://imgur.com/OBVmHd5.png)
Why not?
Smell The Dirt
![](http://imgur.com/asDCDSq.png)
She said this to Penguinmist. It was a lab about soils.
Comforted
![](http://imgur.com/HFlau4w.png)
Analyze the relationship, huh?
Artichoke
![](http://imgur.com/0Vwcuj5.png)
The person who bought people artichokes was Cinnamontuft's sister, who is the closest thing I've ever met to a real-life Mary Sue, and yet she's real and not even annoying so you can't even hate her. I mean, I'm sure it's possible, but…
Four Minutes Ago
![](http://imgur.com/PGKcVEt.png)
Did you know that I can catch a knife with any part of my body?
Good At
![](http://imgur.com/sfwANsB.png)
That is true.
Instead Of Multiple Choice
![](http://imgur.com/nBxOOzJ.png)
Well, obviously.
Hamilton
![](http://imgur.com/Ijzoa8J.png)
I mean, he did say "a ham."
Jitterbug
![](http://imgur.com/FeZl3mW.png)
…Did I mishear this? I don't think so, but it doesn't make any sense.
Khaki Pants
![](http://imgur.com/pPZncYs.png)
I'm not sure what it was that he got.
Maracas, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/EFA94vt.png)
It was a mix of painful and hilarious to listen to their (Pebblefall, Buzzardsplash, someone I don't know) argument about maracas. The person I don't know actually got it right but then second-guessed themselves; they eventually settled on Pebblefall's guess (the above), although that person was still a little bit unsure (and actually said, "Isn't that a country?" which, for the record, is accurate).
Owls
![](http://imgur.com/Y3FHLmv.png)
She was trying to figure out what the things on her socks were.
Last Tournament
![](http://imgur.com/rvWQeQF.png)
One of my biggest regrets in life is that I didn't play broomball the one time I had a chance. It's like hockey but with rubber shoes instead of skates, a ball instead of a puck, and brooms instead of sticks. I am about the least athletic person in the world, so I would have been terrible, but it looked fun.
No Cup
![](http://imgur.com/SQOnVXa.png)
He was perfectly willing to dump out the highlighters and fill it with water anyway, but she stopped him.
Middle Initial
![](http://imgur.com/FpznjNt.png)
Well, their middle initials are X and Q, so all right, I'll give them that.
Plays The Violin
![](http://imgur.com/8xhLDwj.png)
But which one is it?
Sixth Grade
![](http://imgur.com/3ZCpdqX.png)
In case the title isn't a good enough explanation, this happened in sixth grade. Maybe on the first day, maybe the second?
Recognize
![](http://imgur.com/dInjoTv.png)
Everyone is a stretch, but okay.
Stay Sad
![](http://imgur.com/BHYJUQn.png)
This was during a discussion of a book, but I can't remember which book.
Stressed Syllables
![](http://imgur.com/ESV9I8N.png)
I can relate to those syllables.
Vessels
![](http://imgur.com/0U1puTb.png)
ElasticBob?
Toast It
![](http://imgur.com/AgXhLNQ.png)
I guess it is kind of weird, but it's probably less weird than not calling it toast.
Your Name
![](http://imgur.com/gj4zZQX.png)
I don't know why they did that.
Universal Idea
![](http://imgur.com/4jHH5HN.png)
Not pictured: a few weeks prior, Jaggedtuft unplugged Adderbite's laptop to charge his own…without asking. She mimed hitting him over the head with it to Lynxtuft; he didn't notice. Also, we are now at nineteen 150s; that's a lot!
Chilled
![](http://imgur.com/IzpCuKW.png)
Meaning he will chill out. (He didn't.)
AP Bio
![](http://imgur.com/pCQm7N8.png)
That sounds like a better class, really.
Definition Of Doors
![](http://imgur.com/myeoUnP.png)
I don't know what could possibly depend on that.
Green Bananas
![](http://imgur.com/z3aX8ID.png)
When they're flecked with brown and have a golden hue, bananas taste the best and are the best for you! You can put them in a salad… (Me?) No, not yet, my dear! That greenish way you're looking means that you are right for cooking! (How 'bout me?) No, no! When you are fully ripe, my dear, those little flecks of brown appear… (Me?) You're most digestible, my friend--delicious, too, from end to end!
Lids Down
![](http://imgur.com/nTx5fkD.png)
He's going to…kill her lid…?
How Many High Schoolers
![](http://imgur.com/7zVeadZ.png)
I know Jaggedtuft's return was awaited eagerly by some of you…
Berlin
![](http://imgur.com/PPKoYWp.png)
He was talking about a very strange map of Germany that included a mouse playing a banjo.
February March
![](http://imgur.com/LcWI8rt.png)
Is Monday Friday?
Consonance
![](http://imgur.com/AXRtwzY.png)
Same.
Ears, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/6Ftryc2.png)
Evidence begins to accumulate that Driftspots is the new and improved model of robot…
Model Boy
![](http://imgur.com/xoXf2Fg.png)
That's news to me.
Nilla Wafers
![](http://imgur.com/gaxnADV.png)
This makes me think of the licking spoons IDKTP. It also makes me think of my Sad Keebler lunches.
Operation
![](http://imgur.com/OEl9uEV.png)
I'm not sure what was wrong with it.
Pop-Tart Crust
![](http://imgur.com/jJQV3p7.png)
Adderbite used to yell at Jaggedtuft for peeling his Pop-Tarts.
My Valentine
![](http://imgur.com/L2Jn0Ls.png)
Cobaltwhisker does not have the easiest time around Valentine's Day.
Rhode Island
![](http://imgur.com/SaWyxMg.png)
He insisted on tracing a map of the entire U.S. instead of just the original colonies-turned-states.
Life Together
![](http://imgur.com/YAHoFdv.png)
I'm not even trying.
Slick Surface
![](http://imgur.com/5apP72Q.png)
The matchbox is almost exactly the same color as the teacher…? I didn't mean for that to happen.
Say What Say What
![](http://imgur.com/lW84bw2.png)
Stats is an awful class.
Ronald Reagan
![](https://imgur.com/BSY1YZ7.png)
What a guy.
The Clash
![](http://imgur.com/AOxpzdj.png)
One time I wore a The Clash shirt (it was decades day), and the physics teacher got out records and a turntable from the physics storeroom (???) and had us listen to The Clash and The Ramones.
Unevolve
![](http://imgur.com/z1gheHk.png)
Later he asked if I was okay, and I told him I was fine except for the damage done to my soul by the doughnut holes. He and Ladybugtail found it hilarious.
Some Water
![](http://imgur.com/VSVIcFo.png)
J'aime eau!
Stapled
![](http://imgur.com/NjJjONA.png)
This was the same map of Germany. There was a picture of grapes, but whoever stapled it to the wall put about ten staples over the grapes.
Who Your True Friends Are
![](http://imgur.com/zmWJpux.png)
"The forums are gonna flip out about that one." Go ahead; make Adderbite's day.
Bite-Sized
![](http://imgur.com/wYPmtsU.png)
I do not know what the context of this was. I feel like I understand it, but then again…what?
Boulder
![](http://imgur.com/aOOAWNm.png)
Well, all right.
Chocolate Chips
![](http://imgur.com/e7esG3s.png)
In her defense, someone had brought weird flavored Pringles, so the idea of strange chip flavors was logical. That said…
Concentrated Chlorine
![](http://imgur.com/ejOJlM9.png)
Not sure that's a good idea, even for a fish.
Best Feature
![](http://imgur.com/gosQlMF.png)
I'm willing to agree with that.
Creepily
![](http://imgur.com/f9lj4bB.png)
She was late to class, but a janitor unlocked the door and let us in. We shut the door and all sat in our correct seats with the lights off, talking quietly.
Cry Me A River
![](http://imgur.com/DH2zk3Y.png)
Me…
Candlekid
![](http://imgur.com/TtFyY7H.png)
I'm glad someone appreciates the thoughtful nickname Adderbite and I came up with. (Candlekid has shown up selling candles for fundraisers multiple times while Adderbite was at my house.)
Dora The Explorer
![](http://imgur.com/DqSWgT4.png)
I don't think there was even a reason for her to be saying this at the time.
Fifth Thousandth
![](http://imgur.com/Yffj35T.png)
That's a pretty drastic statistic.
I Don't Know These People #141
![](http://imgur.com/6nsQtFb.png)
The artist of Lima Bean returns! How thought-provoking.
I Don't Know These People #142
![](http://imgur.com/kHxYVeQ.png)
Wow, really?
I Don't Know These People #143
![](http://imgur.com/zVrTDWA.png)
Better than moments, zero.
I Don't Know These People #144
![](http://imgur.com/8fAbh5E.png)
Maybe…to the other side of the room.
I Don't Know These People #145
![](http://imgur.com/tjmeDYX.png)
Looked fun.
Making Noises
![](http://imgur.com/F7t0DKN.png)
Well, thanks for the warning.
Master Chef
![](http://imgur.com/aFHEX9D.png)
This had something to do with a lab using pennies. I was the one who had to clean the pennies beforehand. The chemical smelled really bad, and I'm glad I checked the label, because apparently it would have destroyed my hands. (To be fair, I would have gotten gloves before anything that smelled like that, but still.)
Ratio
![](http://imgur.com/iI5KNvm.png)
MOUSEFERN $$$$$
Ronald Reagan, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/J2LNBTA.png)
Evidence of Robot Driftspots continues to pile up…I’m not sure if I’ve told this story yet, but I’m telling it now anyway. One time we were at Hotel Pillow’s house for the new year; he had this gigantic jar of jelly beans, and he told me I could eat as many as I wanted. Now, some of the beans were licorice, which I hate. Other beans were blackberry, which I love. Hotel Pillow told me they were impossible to tell apart. They were not--the licorice beans were a solid black, while the blackberry beans were glossy and almost cloudy-looking! So basically what I’m getting at is I ate virtually all of his blackberry beans and only one of his gross licorice beans.
Saved Your Life
![](http://imgur.com/WBw9bLm.png)
Physics is a disaster. Mostly in a good way, but I suddenly don't know any of the equations, so there's that.
Not Here
![](http://imgur.com/gRVgqOH.png)
He didn't actually leave, although he has done that before.
Schadenfreude
![](http://imgur.com/2UVBYas.png)
Schadenfreude means getting enjoyment from others' suffering. The word comes from German, so the a in "schaden" sounds like a short "o," and the "freude" part is like "froid-eh."
Three Beyoncé Children
![](http://imgur.com/uh0VBjz.png)
No one joined in.
Stevie Wonder
![](http://imgur.com/k9sDKPd.png)
I don't remember the full story. It had something to do with Cobaltwhisker either singing or making a playlist, and every song was Stevie Wonder.
Some Of Those
![](http://imgur.com/6xsMYKv.png)
Distracting Pretzels (Sandclaw) and Slick would also have some of those pretzels if they were there. 2900 comics!
COMICS 2901-3000
I Don't Know These People #146
![](http://imgur.com/R9KWOHR.png)
This is all I heard of this story. I wish I had heard more.
I Don't Know These People #147
![](http://imgur.com/rXtSCr9.png)
And never thought to, you know, measure your height…?
I Don't Know These People #148
![](http://imgur.com/Zs081ir.png)
Personally, I'd be more worried about the soap.
I Don't Know These People #149
![](http://imgur.com/kKZmP9J.png)
I'm a tea guy.
I Don't Know These People #150
![](http://imgur.com/A5PFxsl.png)
Look, a whole 150 of these things! That's so many 150s!
Fake Friend
![](http://imgur.com/9DrWXpH.png)
Nighttail took the valentine back, changed the name on it, and gave it to Leafstream.
Delicately
![](http://imgur.com/23UzMna.png)
It's something Driftspots would do.
Fatten
![](http://imgur.com/TL3Lm04.png)
At least it's convenient.
Calc-You-Later
![](http://imgur.com/6pquFRb.png)
I made a program on Tealwhisker's calculator called "RUACALC" and if you use it, all it does is display "ARE YOU A CALCULATOR? BECAUSE I'LL CALC-YOU-LATER"
Forgot Fork
![](http://imgur.com/u0VtdkH.png)
I will never stop.
Kocoum
![](http://imgur.com/xodVM9p.png)
She sounded like grump city (copyright Nighttail 2016). Sorry Nighttail’s singing looks like a captcha; I wanted to try making it wobbly to represent that he was singing instead of speaking, but…like I said, it just looks like a captcha.
Characterlike
![](http://imgur.com/N37mIsc.png)
We were reading The Importance of Being Earnest.
Cabinet Head
![](http://imgur.com/jhxnoni.png)
The greatest mystery of our time.
Bowl Cuts
![](http://imgur.com/NOu7iMm.png)
Adderbite and I have now introduced Lynxtuft and Cinnamontuft to Kpop.
More Vocal
![](http://imgur.com/v4KkEBa.png)
I mean, the question part is pretty important.
Only Food Source
![](http://imgur.com/StK32zE.png)
He had several Cheezits.
Toledo Watch
![](http://imgur.com/UX5Pudu.png)
Wouldn't that be a Toledo warning?
Ten Mints
![](http://imgur.com/gA4Q09Q.png)
Aniplume?
Was A Zombie
![](http://imgur.com/d4huFO8.png)
Cobaltwhisker is a zombie, though.
Tomato Watch
![](http://imgur.com/9mTPvPR.png)
The teacher refused for a while to take us down to the hallway where we're supposed to sit for tornadoes. Don't worry; we live in a hilly place, so there isn't much danger.
What Is N
![](http://imgur.com/WN781pV.png)
"SIN" stands for simple random sample, independent, and Normal.
Only Food Source, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/mifJdW1.png)
When Nighttail came back, he did give Cobaltwhisker a Cheezit.
Read This Book
![](http://imgur.com/9HiA032.png)
Lynxtuft, upon reading this comic: Did he really say that!?
Skin Flag
![](http://imgur.com/yanzdZi.png)
Spiderfang interviewed a few of her friends. They were all pretty entertaining, but this was the only interview worth drawing.
Wants Pants
![](http://imgur.com/djahsWE.png)
He was still wearing pants. Not sure why he had extra shorts, but he's in theatre stuff all the time, so I would guess it was for something in theatre.
Break The Clock
![](http://imgur.com/9bjQbcH.png)
Bad idea.
Drag Him
![](http://imgur.com/kLfcQlo.png)
Muscles then proceeded to drag him. I think this time she was dragging Yoongi from BTS.
Fear Me
![](http://imgur.com/4uNcjoN.png)
Wow, terrifying.
Being Annoying
![](http://imgur.com/wbT0ixX.png)
I'm not sure how Shellpelt became their mom.
Full-Grown
![](http://imgur.com/U1FWoZa.png)
I think this was also in reference to Kpop.
Floor Six Hundred Sixty-Six
![](http://imgur.com/rPmtoi6.png)
We were trying to find room 666--it didn't exist. Checking the fourth floor, we found that it didn't have a room 466 either--however, since it had a 665 and a 667 as well as a 465 and a 467, I think they purposely skipped the room -66 on every floor. We also tried to find room 420; it didn't exist either, but I think that was a coincidence. There was, of course, no floor 13.
Get Wheel
![](http://imgur.com/K08YyUw.png)
Puns are terrible. No exceptions.
Gonna Happen
![](http://imgur.com/fw9Ky0j.png)
It did indeed happen.
Cottage
![](http://imgur.com/UrkRojk.png)
So the boulder and the cottage are both out, I guess.
Any Green
![](http://imgur.com/N2GEzEk.png)
The green thing is a jacket.
Not A Mouse
![](http://imgur.com/v74pbR4.png)
In this comic he does, but he's still not a mouse. He was telling Junebugtail that she would have to speak louder.
Scan
![](http://imgur.com/4hi35AH.png)
With our…cyborg minds?
Required
![](http://imgur.com/x2XZ9o9.png)
I would have included me saying what it actually said, but I don't remember what the word was that I read as "required;" it was the name of a…company, or something, in an online ad. "Clam" was actually "claim."
Not Guilty
![](http://imgur.com/6yiFxYC.png)
That's, uh, more than a little steep.
No Candy Bar
![](http://imgur.com/6JLe50b.png)
It was not St. Patrick's Day. It was March, though.
Robot Blood
![](http://imgur.com/dlWaAOb.png)
He does look like a vampire.
Shoe Untied
![](https://imgur.com/2lgVfq2.png)
He left the room when she asked whether he meant he had already tied them or already tripped.
Skype Test
![](http://imgur.com/NAHdYBZ.png)
We were testing out using Skype on the projector. Lilypetal went to another room. I think hydrobromic acid is pretty cool (perchloric has a nice name too), but I have come to respect nitric acid. One time when I was unpacking the newly delivered chemistry bottles, one of them was nitric acid. Most of the bottles say things like "Warning: Corrosive to tissues. Avoid contact with skin or eyes." and are just, you know, bottles. Not nitric acid. Warning: Extremely corrosive. Avoid contact with skin or eyes. It can explode. Also, the bottle has to be stored in a big prism of Styrofoam. That is tighter security than the hydrochloric acid and sulfuric acid I unpacked on the same day.
Stirring Coffee
![](http://imgur.com/6LpuIju.png)
I think Leafstream brought in fancy coffee and fancy mugs for her whole table.
That Annoying
![](http://imgur.com/fGrPyi3.png)
Cresswhisker is pretty short. Unfortunately so am I. She's talking about middle schoolers, though.
Watershake
![](http://imgur.com/vOSJSdb.png)
…No, for one major reason. Though I guess an orangejuiceshake might be, like, an orange smoothie?
Two Puppies
![](http://imgur.com/zYbfM1d.png)
Wow, I guess he wins.
Two Coats
![](http://imgur.com/vK99YXR.png)
Lynxtuft's coat was on her lap.
Where Is Everyone
![](http://imgur.com/6BM0luo.png)
We are raised to live and then to die…
Weak Shoulders
![](http://imgur.com/BdZD3T2.png)
He kicked Leafstream's arm, and she dropped her phone.
I Don't Know These People #151
![](http://imgur.com/TLPCvd7.png)
Better than expensive friends.
I Don't Know These People #152
![](http://imgur.com/QvDatj7.png)
This happened in the school elevator.
I Don't Know These People #153
![](http://imgur.com/597Oas9.png)
They were looking at a little book of famous people, and they agreed that Holst looked familiar, but since they didn't know who he was, they were pretty sure he looked like someone else.
I Don't Know These People #154
![](http://imgur.com/ilRBQLm.png)
Well, that's good.
I Don't Know These People #155
![](http://imgur.com/57S6LeS.png)
This was at a pool.
Booboo
![](http://imgur.com/6tlhBuc.png)
I want to know just how long Cobaltwhisker has been that guy.
Avocados
![](http://imgur.com/KG9zQfT.png)
Someone probably has written something called that.
Cared More
![](http://imgur.com/3wIxjTq.png)
Wildthorn has not changed since I met him in fourth grade. He is somehow up for "Most Changed" for the yearbook. Of course I voted for him. If any of the others had deserved to win I would have voted for them, but they don't. Update: Wildthorn didn’t win. I forget who did.
Car Salesman Dealer
![](http://imgur.com/63NrNPk.png)
She's talking about Call Me Baby by EXO.
Bottled Water
![](http://imgur.com/2iuQ0r7.png)
It looked like nice bottled water.
More Fun Than
![](http://imgur.com/kNQzzkB.png)
I was quizzing her on some idioms.
Descartes
![](http://imgur.com/y3frsXl.png)
Wow, that's a really original joke.
Goes To Sleep
![](http://imgur.com/atUpf93.png)
Can I just say…if you're still reading these, thank you for sticking around for so long. Even if you haven't been, like, a long-time reader, you've stayed for almost 3000 comics now.
Hate Physics
![](http://imgur.com/U7d9Qll.png)
I know I want to do something science-y, but chemistry has scary chemicals, and biology has dead things. Math is boring, but I'm pretty good at it, and there are some cool things once you get to a big enough or small enough scale in physics.
Catheters
![](http://imgur.com/1gvjKvj.png)
Wow, how edgy. Last year Adderbite saw dead bodies all the time for a class she was taking. That class is not happening this year, as far as I know.
More Fun Than, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/YGGfdlb.png)
I prefer both "pudding" and "basket of biscuits" to "barrel of monkeys."
Rigid Bodies
![](http://imgur.com/k0dhpYl.png)
Physics…
Point Eight
![](http://imgur.com/9jSISL7.png)
Zorilstripe knows that .8 is big in stats, but that's beside the point.
Muscular Babies
![](http://imgur.com/ITsr8Qb.png)
I bet Muscles was a muscular baby, but people still liked her.
Single Word
![](http://imgur.com/GHQBCEu.png)
She meant s. It took her way too long to realize she had just said a word starting with s.
When I Was Born
![](http://imgur.com/8daiwIP.png)
That would make him very old.
Phytoplanktons
![](http://imgur.com/G9IQwxs.png)
Adderbite was talking about how some phytoplankton look.
Pieces Of Dust
![](http://imgur.com/dW91M9A.png)
In the second panel, he's talking about her sandwich thing. She had two of them.
Piece Of Cake
![](http://imgur.com/bqmM93q.png)
Besides the staple.
Work Ethic
![](http://imgur.com/5One1IM.png)
If I had a work ethic there would not be 2975 comics. There would be, I don't know, 200 at most.
Big-Headed
![](http://imgur.com/TN0MWaR.png)
She was talking about faces on money.
Free Books
![](http://imgur.com/tWAJ2UT.png)
He was trying to convince Cobalwhisker to shave his head, I think. It was a little unclear. For bonus points, not only is it a library, but Cobaltwhisker works there.
Duct Tape Problem
![](http://imgur.com/sHUlwNX.png)
But then he wouldn't be able to leave.
Broke Him
![](http://imgur.com/QQOHiAX.png)
This is her new thing.
Any More Ice Cream
![](http://imgur.com/Z63Tzgu.png)
I mean, what did he expect was going to happen?
Gray Side
![](http://imgur.com/d3x6Mel.png)
Adderbite was talking about their cat.
Everyone's Easter
![](http://imgur.com/A9h0mSu.png)
Nighttail loved his gavel.
Harambe
![](http://imgur.com/D02Ehcf.png)
I don't want to know why Harambe would be at the aquarium.
More Fun Than, Part Three
![](http://imgur.com/oVmorLY.png)
I also like this one more than the real one. But of course I would.
Hot Stuff
![](http://imgur.com/7ZwpvcV.png)
NO, IT IS LAVA!
Parliamentarian
![](http://imgur.com/baH7pZV.png)
She let him go to the water fountain.
PPCCI
![](http://imgur.com/7WQ6IN4.png)
PPCCI is a stats thing, and you say "puh-picky."
Motherly
![](http://imgur.com/CznPoGu.png)
She was talking about Muscles' mom. Muscles' dad is an immortal vampire.
Ps And Qs
![](http://imgur.com/es3BEHV.png)
The reason the title says Q instead of B is that the variables in the equation were p and q, not p and b.
Run Into Walls
![](http://imgur.com/VBvBZ02.png)
I thought we had moved on.
Said It
![](http://imgur.com/DcrrKh0.png)
Breccianose finally becomes part of the regular comic! She was the one who said she would stab Jayflight with an exclamation point three years ago.
Snowing Inside
![](http://imgur.com/tvrzEgw.png)
I wonder whose fault that is.
Sunkist
![](http://imgur.com/8f6AhdX.png)
I don't know what they were actually talking about.
Talked To Her
![](http://imgur.com/Y92lpcr.png)
Nope, no one has ever talked to Airclaw. The teacher meant that morning, since Airclaw was absent.
The Greeters
![](http://imgur.com/qn8p0yc.png)
This happened just over five years ago. The three cats in the last panel are the people the greeters (Maplepelt, Marblenose, and Iolitegaze) were supposed to be waiting for.
Upside Down Glasses
![](http://imgur.com/mkzpH9A.png)
It's bad enough that they can stay on his forehead. They don't need to be upside down.
The Internet
![](http://imgur.com/MXWgPXP.png)
That's exactly the same thing.
The Internet, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/4bneNrP.png)
Sure he did.
Warts
![](http://imgur.com/b6lX2cp.png)
Why would he look up pictures of warts!?
Wear Their Skin
![](http://imgur.com/1TGGZl1.png)
Well, we all know that Adderbite and I wear Stonefrost's skin. Also, this is 3000 comics, which is the equivalent of twenty 150s! That's so many 150s!
COMICS 2501-2600
Chairs, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/vHw0Qdt.png)
Yes, she loves chairs.
Fill Me Up
![](http://imgur.com/7NYEMSx.png)
My comics are finally complete…
Hold Me Closer
![](http://imgur.com/8EivjkO.png)
At this point, I had never heard the real song.
Analyze The Relationship
![](http://imgur.com/29HpjFr.png)
But what about Musclesxchairs?
Like Cheetos
![](http://imgur.com/GH3AkFB.png)
He gave no further explanation.
Actual Die
![](http://imgur.com/cra0HHT.png)
Well, okay then.
Ladies' Man
![](http://imgur.com/FXanpIi.png)
A skeletons' lady, I think, was what she was going for. There’s really no way to explain this without calling attention to my sheer laziness…I tried to draw it but gave up…she was putting the hand of the school’s fake skeleton across her shoulders.
Intense Love
![](http://imgur.com/ShKxLsc.png)
Intense love city (copyright Nighttail 2016).
Call Attendance
![](http://imgur.com/vxvyjFb.png)
He genuinely hadn't noticed.
JFK Zone
![](http://imgur.com/qo1gT8q.png)
Fun fact: Morelfoot is the one Amberfang told me years ago was like me but a cute dude.
Lipstick
![](http://imgur.com/2o25XOT.png)
…I don't remember how this came up.
Scribe
![](http://imgur.com/Tuf58PT.png)
Same.
Red Lipstick
![](http://imgur.com/c7O5Yb1.png)
I do not know the context.
So Soft
![](http://imgur.com/piiPp20.png)
…It makes enough sense.
Megabed 3000
![](http://imgur.com/9yldqGC.png)
Megabed 3000 was made of five mattresses and held seven people.
Needs A Hug
![](http://imgur.com/7xpZ0ud.png)
Yesterday Adderbite found a bunch of index cards Jonquilpetal gave her years ago. They're all coupons for free hugs from Cobaltwhisker.
Some Glitter
![](http://imgur.com/VpiwWP9.png)
Sounds good, I guess.
Tango
![](http://imgur.com/gviMB4G.png)
"Tango" was what he called tangrams.
Pleasant Topics
![](http://imgur.com/6S4vLcM.png)
Poor Nighttail.
Ronald Reagan Cutout
![](https://imgur.com/y1MElfG.png)
Of course.
Temperature-Wise, Part Three
![](http://imgur.com/VTkmPgB.png)
I suppose this was the logical conclusion.
To Them
![](http://imgur.com/ATViLxO.png)
"Them" being Killdeerfrost and Stonefrost.
To Get Food
![](http://imgur.com/RASqokP.png)
Okay, that is true.
Where You Sleep
![](http://imgur.com/dvLFpen.png)
…Martinfeather…
Where's The Love
![](http://imgur.com/EG8WruX.png)
Yeah, Gannetwing hugged the principal during an awards ceremony type thing.
Be Quiet
![](http://imgur.com/w1IrQdA.png)
Mouth corner.
Bubble Attack
![](http://imgur.com/hgCuRwm.png)
I guess it was aggressively carbonated.
Blackeyed Susan, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/2Ja3i44.png)
Yeah, I would not recommend eating blackeyed susans.
Boxing Practice
![](http://imgur.com/DtfZ3Gy.png)
Changing the game.
Banana Peel, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/62gOjup.png)
He believed her.
Block
![](http://imgur.com/9CCUryW.png)
I guess.
Cannoli, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/ya8bfpr.png)
Poor Bettafin.
Deodorant
![](http://imgur.com/XgRk0q9.png)
That would be pretty gross.
Doughnut Holes, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/0wxy9da.png)
For breakfast…
Do You Have Cards
![](http://imgur.com/HoIGDkj.png)
Cirrusflight had.
Elephant
![](http://imgur.com/qjUIjFg.png)
Docknose had a lot of cool stories.
Favorite Fruit
![](http://imgur.com/KXRCtWU.png)
He wanted to talk about favorite fruits because there was a pause in their game of paranoia. In paranoia, you quietly ask the person next to you a question (for a couple examples, “who would you want to date” or “who would you kill first”), and they have to answer with the name of someone in the circle. Everyone gets to hear the answer. Then you flip a coin. Heads means everyone gets to hear what the question was; tails means they never get to know.
No Wonder
![](http://imgur.com/kFVpkXr.png)
?? ?? ? ???? ????? ? ??? ??? ?????? ?? ? ?? ? ???? ? ? ????
New Bug Bite
![](http://imgur.com/h40IPlb.png)
I mean, sure.
Megabed 3000, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/9MFn5be.png)
Thanks, Siri. (I don’t remember who was on my other side--maybe Citruswind? Definitely someone.)
Hot Ramen Noodles
![](http://imgur.com/hJwcv10.png)
I mean, it's not like ramen noodles smell particularly bad, but…they’re only ramen noodles.
Friendship Bracelets
![](http://imgur.com/m46D9z2.png)
Better than spilling the beans.
Fanclub, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/h9joFYs.png)
Sometimes it's better that way.
Party In The Middle Of The Night
![](http://imgur.com/fbGf32G.png)
The police cars had nothing to do with us. Also, I didn't skip moments of this. They changed between songs rapidly.
Pixy Stix
![](http://imgur.com/gJec1dj.png)
He tried to pretend he had brought his own blue candy and eaten that, but when she checked her bag, she had an odd number of Pixy Stix remaining--and she always eats them in even numbers.
Update
![](http://imgur.com/kC77S5h.png)
Update: same.
Timothy
![](http://imgur.com/O1zgyy0.png)
I was introduced to him as Tim. That is not his name.
Whale Experience
![](http://imgur.com/XoEgZ9O.png)
Whales being like Goldfish crackers.
Statistical Analysis
![](http://imgur.com/SCdqWDA.png)
In which I am Woollyfoot…we are all Woollyfoot…
Vegetable Oil
![](http://imgur.com/BYHT2TV.png)
Seventeen 150s. That is a whole lot of 150s. And also don't worry, that's only vegetable oil he's spewing, although that's still gross. They were technically playing Truth or Dare, but no one dared him to do that.
Arena
![](http://imgur.com/DqP8J6H.png)
Okay, that's fair, but it still sounds funny.
Eighty
![](http://imgur.com/dV4pvGy.png)
Was it really? She meant that the only number on the paper that was in the eighties was eighty itself.
Definition Of Snow
![](http://imgur.com/NWSATGY.png)
This was six years ago.
Cincinnati
![](http://imgur.com/qwIixln.png)
…And this was close to two years ago.
Berry Fields
![](http://imgur.com/JJxTN4x.png)
At least she has berries.
Baguettes
![](http://imgur.com/9rB29Er.png)
Weird ceiling stains…
Fog City
![](http://imgur.com/vHrv2zh.png)
Actually, I have seen a couple of foxes around here.
Hawaiian Punch
![](http://imgur.com/ZlR5V7I.png)
He had already had the revelation that he was Food-Aniplume.
Good Potato
![](http://imgur.com/aMGCJjT.png)
His original potato was better than the one I drew for this comic.
In The Hood
![](http://imgur.com/IvOeUsn.png)
Hood as in fume hood, because she's a chemistry teacher.
Phosphate
![](http://imgur.com/l4Tw3yU.png)
Disclaimer: do not do this.
No Class
![](http://imgur.com/nPlkUEm.png)
Well, it is cause for celebration.
Oreo People
![](http://imgur.com/4fyuM5j.png)
Nilla wafers were the primary part of my Sad Keebler lunches.
Laze Chip
![](http://imgur.com/oYqSwuE.png)
That's actually a pretty good name for them, I guess. Still gross.
Moonlight
![](http://imgur.com/9FtAUUu.png)
I mean, this year it didn't snow in January or February either. (Maybe? I don't remember it snowing in January, but the beginning of January feels like it was years ago, so maybe I've just forgotten.)
Raised Hand
![](http://imgur.com/hqsCEpD.png)
AP physics. It is not nearly as scary as I expected it to be, but it's not exactly easy either.
Red Scooter
![](http://imgur.com/Wq4lPOO.png)
To be a cool kid, the only criterion is having a red car.
Sausage Nose
![](http://imgur.com/TSnP1ZW.png)
I guess I can see where she came up with that name, but it still sounds funny.
Specialize
![](http://imgur.com/sckpknX.png)
Missing the point…?
Talented
![](http://imgur.com/yOMT105.png)
That was definitely a threat.
Vegetarian Doughnut
![](http://imgur.com/xz8csYi.png)
I forget what she actually meant, but it wasn't "doughnut."
Where To Sit
![](http://imgur.com/S0dphq4.png)
He wasn't.
Zero To Sixty
![](http://imgur.com/l987I5B.png)
Ternblaze likes to antagonize Nighttail.
Yelled At Them
![](http://imgur.com/FxBGIDr.png)
Well, yes.
Twenties
![](http://imgur.com/hKAHt5n.png)
One time a freshman jokingly told Copperpelt to answer a question with "420." He didn't realize 420 had a meaning, so he actually said it.
Golden Age
![](http://imgur.com/RzxxyNT.png)
When did this golden age happen? Though we are living in a golden age now: calculators are advanced enough to type in notes and equations, but not so advanced that AP bans them outright. (I mean, some are, but there are enough older ones…)
Grindin'
![](http://imgur.com/KLZEivY.png)
That sounds pretty gross.
Lightbulbs
![](http://imgur.com/tlm9Mww.png)
Pretty sure no lightbulbs means no lightbulbs.
Challenger
![](http://imgur.com/qucI2NS.png)
Too late.
Babysitter
![](http://imgur.com/1DqhAXk.png)
That would be…interesting.
Pack Mule
![](http://imgur.com/6RtdRjV.png)
Her pack mule was absent.
Pecs
![](http://imgur.com/6tOHQUq.png)
I mean, now I won't either.
Pick A Seat
![](http://imgur.com/EAmfaLO.png)
Same thing, really.
Points To Ponder
![](http://imgur.com/uWXzFZ8.png)
Apparently the beard is not a requirement.
Electrocution Kid
![](http://imgur.com/qNuR5YF.png)
We don't think he meant to be creepy. He was just trying to be quiet (yes, he said that very quietly), and he decided to say this because there was a question that mentioned electric chairs (with the answer being "cruel and unusual punishment"). But it was definitely creepy.
Sagittarius
![](http://imgur.com/iHDdGf7.png)
The constellation supposedly looks like a teapot.
Pumpkin Carriage
![](http://imgur.com/Sx0UbWJ.png)
Apparently everyone in past years has hated this teacher. I don't know why.
That Came Out Wrong
![](http://imgur.com/khuazaW.png)
I forget what it was.
Rotting Human Flesh
![](http://imgur.com/140F5sB.png)
This was, of course, written in Nighttail's assignment.
Smooshed
![](http://imgur.com/1pJ1jpE.png)
"Smoosh" is a gross word, but it sounds exactly like what it means, so I guess it's a good one.
Shaving Cream
![](http://imgur.com/D3TAcGX.png)
I don't think anyone was hoping to do that.
Thrill
![](http://imgur.com/rZXT7nJ.png)
Well, that's one way of putting it.
Pretzel King
![](http://imgur.com/QfhumCq.png)
He and Slick have to duel for dominion over pretzels. I'd say advantage goes to Nighttail unless robots are fair game to be used, and then Nighttail still has a decent chance.
The Garbage Can
![](http://imgur.com/HFYvuRz.png)
For once, she actually threw away her own trash.
Spoonerisms
![](http://imgur.com/PT9udEq.png)
Adderbite almost crashed her car once because she was thinking about "bumble tuggy."
Twilight Of The Gods
![](http://imgur.com/rlJz0g1.png)
Ultimate showdown: a literal god vs. nigh-indestructible vampires. Who will triumph?
Tunage
![](http://imgur.com/DuNXtuS.png)
That might depend on what she means by "people." Fun fact: the first time I got in Adderbite's car, the song on the radio was Highway to Hell. She changed it to her own playlist, though.
What Do You Get
![](http://imgur.com/924L7wC.png)
I can never set foot in Chipotle without thinking of that one guy from a few years back who definitely liked me. It was such an awkward experience. I will probably never see him again. Not that he was creepy, but I didn't know what to do at all, and at least that part is over.
Working Out
![](http://imgur.com/h1hljls.png)
She didn't initially mean to say a pun, but she did notice afterward.
Unique Fact
![](http://imgur.com/Ay8cpQF.png)
2600 comics.
COMICS 2601-2700
Big Whiteboard
![](http://imgur.com/iKUKQo3.png)
Yes, it is.
Cactuses
![](http://imgur.com/1elcNSf.png)
The "cactuses" are her leg hair.
Coming Back
![](http://imgur.com/C6VwOLq.png)
This is only tangentially related to the comic. Please know that even though I'm uploading this in late February, this happened September of last year. I am still very behind.
Arts And Crafts
![](http://imgur.com/aKeLMkJ.png)
They actually did a lab where they made paint. Guess who got to clean the flasks!
Croissant Jellyfish
![](http://imgur.com/vr0Isfl.png)
Whatever she was looking at.
Demographic
![](http://imgur.com/hyNCVPF.png)
Nighttail is my heart and soul?
Hawaiian Punch, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/ZtFZ1OM.png)
Well, she's not lying.
Chill Out
![](http://imgur.com/mgA7epP.png)
These comics have done wonders for my memory.
I Don't Know These People #131
![](http://imgur.com/kqfvN2o.png)
White Cat might have been Clearfeather, but I didn't know him when I drew this, and I wasn't sure if it was him once we were introduced.
I Don't Know These People #132
![](http://imgur.com/Qgoov67.png)
A story for the ages.
I Don't Know These People #133
![](http://imgur.com/ZUtuGR6.png)
I didn't actually see this; Alliumwing dropped a paper with this written on it, because apparently she heard this and wrote it down to put it in her quote book. Don't worry, I didn't steal her paper.
I Don't Know These People #134
![](http://imgur.com/BDiDrE2.png)
Not sure why I made this a comic, but here it is.
I Don't Know These People #135
![](http://imgur.com/SXUNDOd.png)
Right. Gray Cat was about to sit in the row behind Brown Tabby in the Omnimax theater.
Massachusetts
![](http://imgur.com/7bxygQd.png)
Along with their unilluminated lightbulbs.
So Quiet
![](http://imgur.com/jekfWjW.png)
One time he was out for a week. Those days might as well not have happened.
Profile Picture
![](http://imgur.com/KsD0Khi.png)
Same.
This Is Halloween
![](http://imgur.com/AxTbGMt.png)
For clarity, this happened around the beginning of October, again, even though it's February now.
Walks Out
![](http://imgur.com/Gv0qyYN.png)
They're talking about the Massachusetts/lightbulbs teacher.
Shave
![](http://imgur.com/JWQ5Aub.png)
He sounded so done.
Spaceship
![](http://imgur.com/KaEHaIC.png)
The spaceship is one of the other houses on my street. It doesn't really look like a spaceship, but it does have kind of weird windows in the front.
Paper Clip Water
![](http://imgur.com/6kkwffQ.png)
Why would you keep a vat of boiling paper clip water in a pocket? Based on Nogalfur’s reaction, I’m not sure if this means a vat of boiling water that has paper clips in it or a vat of boiling melted paper clips.
Over Nine Thousand
![](http://imgur.com/Ov1KxWU.png)
…
Waited Four Years
![](http://imgur.com/QOhmnUO.png)
Me.
Worst Enemy
![](http://imgur.com/im3HSP6.png)
Long story.
Zodiac Sign
![](http://imgur.com/a0mJikA.png)
Well, there goes Nighttail's image here…apparently everyone hates Geminis?
Ceiling Waffle
![](http://imgur.com/f9m3EVg.png)
The light…looked like a waffle. I wasn’t being “random.”
Crying Over There
![](http://imgur.com/LdkxAIq.png)
As in the sound is him breathing, not that he's crying because of his breathing.
Good Vs Evil
![](http://imgur.com/40FYSko.png)
The marker sounds unnecessary.
Bless You
![](http://imgur.com/3pQnwsg.png)
Yes, but that's okay.
Constitution
![](http://imgur.com/WNPMT0g.png)
Sorry the text keeps getting small.
I Don't Know These People #136
![](http://imgur.com/qD8dHLQ.png)
These are the same people from the last one of these.
I Don't Know These People #137
![](http://imgur.com/Ka0wP2u.png)
Center of the life…care…?
I Don't Know These People #138
![](http://imgur.com/rc2xCek.png)
I would say same, but I think I know well enough.
I Don't Know These People #139
![](http://imgur.com/G9KVX1K.png)
A true artist.
I Don't Know These People #140
![](http://imgur.com/7h0OBCQ.png)
I didn’t do Lima Bean justice, but close enough.
More Important
![](http://imgur.com/5Zfpu6E.png)
No, it's not a trolley problem.
Not Sleeping
![](http://imgur.com/vPBfbbJ.png)
That's about how I sleep.
Proud Of You
![](http://imgur.com/Fe5lYDe.png)
Nighttail will talk about anything at any time.
Slip 'N Slide
![](http://imgur.com/VueCxjH.png)
And also volunteer information we didn't need to know.
Smooshed, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/vE3NmcA.png)
Not sure exactly what the context of that was.
Locker Box
![](http://imgur.com/3r3JVL9.png)
I don't know what ring she's talking about. Yes, Lilypetal stuck out her tongue.
Scarfy
![](http://imgur.com/gdQX1B7.png)
I feel like the scarf had a fancy pattern, but I don't remember what it was.
Scraped My Knee
![](http://imgur.com/ok4FVgZ.png)
That's good, at least.
IQR
![](http://imgur.com/1c3jPEI.png)
We were doing a box-and-whisker plot of everyone's height.
Not As Edgy
![](http://imgur.com/Dh2yzWh.png)
You lose all pretense of edge when you start debating geometry.
The Birds
![](http://imgur.com/uYWo54D.png)
Cinnamontuft looked…I guess awestruck is accurate, but so is frightened.
Swallow Gum
![](http://imgur.com/hGVTLwe.png)
To be fair, Lynxtuft didn't mean to.
So Little Time
![](http://imgur.com/4nvAMHC.png)
Chemistry is great.
What One House
![](http://imgur.com/JB0ciXo.png)
This was in regard to the book The Road.
Thumbs Up
![](http://imgur.com/NTKf3JP.png)
This is like when Cobaltwhisker left his locker open.
Break A Limb
![](http://imgur.com/Plc2xNk.png)
This turned out to be prophetic: I broke my toe the day before Thanksgiving. We milked that limp for all it was worth.
Chain Reaction
![](http://imgur.com/92XbxQe.png)
The seats have since been settled.
Descended
![](http://imgur.com/GNkQVAH.png)
Sure it did. (Notice that she gestured upward as she said it.)
Easy
![](http://imgur.com/K3aGvEJ.png)
I think he meant that a peanut was an easy salty snack?
Call Salad
![](http://imgur.com/UUiyTQF.png)
He also frantically checked his phone when she called Emeraldheart to ask him if he remembered a tour guide's name. (She really was calling Emeraldheart. Brackenclaw, who was with us, also remembered the tour guide.)
Box And Whiskers
![](http://imgur.com/MaHR16S.png)
He didn't follow through, fortunately.
Coffins
![](http://imgur.com/oaGu9nB.png)
I feel like there was context months ago.
Brought Ice Cream
![](http://imgur.com/m0iRfYZ.png)
I mean, her arm is still attached.
Electrocution Kid, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/gD1Y2ft.png)
I met Spotstep about nine months after the electrocution kid thing.
Already Wednesday
![](http://imgur.com/yLOAdaV.png)
"Well, we have a quiz every Wednesday."
Fates
![](http://imgur.com/wxI80F3.png)
This was the one typo he caught in his PowerPoints. He makes a lot of typos.
Hurts
![](http://imgur.com/0pMX7oH.png)
That's not good.
Half Blanket
![](http://imgur.com/69Nw1K7.png)
Or whatever those chairs look like.
My Ghost
![](http://imgur.com/ewWG1sQ.png)
I say something weird to Tealwhisker every day. Though there was that time I silently gave her a six-second wink instead.
My Ghost, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/RRamXaT.png)
Usually multiple weird things.
I Look At You
![](http://imgur.com/UhIqAKK.png)
Get it?
Of The Opinion
![](http://imgur.com/XNjL8YG.png)
He'd fit right in here.
Ogives
![](http://imgur.com/xsWbPta.png)
Darterfang would be pleased.
Organized
![](http://imgur.com/RE9oKvl.png)
An organized chart.
Seventy-Five
![](http://imgur.com/rx97iwx.png)
Wonder what that other number could be.
Toothpaste Tube
![](http://imgur.com/Ap0jqDv.png)
I hate finding tubes in my toothpaste.
Your Shapes
![](http://imgur.com/JzxdcXg.png)
Those awful shapes.
Snap Story
![](http://imgur.com/xiFojbs.png)
Does the recycling bin have Kanchilheart's face on it?
This Picture
![](http://imgur.com/z8V8k2h.png)
It was supposed to be Nighttail himself, and the lines represented his mind going in all different directions. Not sure why he didn't give himself hair.
That Shirt
![](http://imgur.com/o54gK4Q.png)
Nice.
Arts And Crafts, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/BtX3WeJ.png)
The paint was really gross. It was decent paint, but I was in charge of cleaning the flasks.
Grump City
![](http://imgur.com/IMweXbE.png)
What an apt name.
Hair Taste
![](http://imgur.com/7XFQBT2.png)
I wonder why.
Index Card
![](http://imgur.com/qV8VyJ0.png)
Honestly, same.
Debunk
![](http://imgur.com/JvqZbVD.png)
I don't know what the myth was.
Moonwalk
![](http://imgur.com/qdPxXWk.png)
She then left practice. Multiple people asked me whether she had known it was actually "moonwalk."
Blaming
![](http://imgur.com/tcz9yDR.png)
Jasperstripe and Nighttail could easily be a comedic duo. Like, it doesn't come through in the comics, but they could. Although Nighttail definitely genuinely hates Jasperstripe. Not sure about the other way around.
Bud
![](http://imgur.com/U0E71Rn.png)
Chill.
Competitive
![](http://imgur.com/WvA5BQ0.png)
This is a perfect word.
Ice Bath
![](http://imgur.com/b5Q0oOS.png)
I spent way too much time coloring that in.
Out The Other
![](http://imgur.com/yD4P0rf.png)
…Oh.
Quatrain
![](http://imgur.com/zIru5nP.png)
I would probably much prefer this to learning about poetry.
Punny
![](http://imgur.com/iruPNGe.png)
It could be worse.
Not Mad
![](http://imgur.com/8JGkezG.png)
We missed a question about soul music.
Never Good
![](http://imgur.com/vsFr4vJ.png)
It was something like how her mom was being stubborn about a family trip.
Silver Spoon
![](http://imgur.com/JkfEZ2R.png)
She didn't realize.
Offer To Talk
![](http://imgur.com/syEUxQt.png)
For once.
Respect
![](http://imgur.com/eK78mxo.png)
…Hence soulless.
September Twenty-First
![](http://imgur.com/fdbfL4O.png)
Needless to say, this happened quite a while back.
Same Font
![](http://imgur.com/YOGtPlS.png)
Crisis averted.
Water And A Phone
![](http://imgur.com/hleI29A.png)
Uh oh.
Thinner
![](http://imgur.com/sVKcIBa.png)
I guess that's still accurate.
The Road
![](http://imgur.com/B9V3IV2.png)
"Happily" is relative, but I agree.
Sixth Period
![](http://imgur.com/Zv8frYP.png)
That's me?
String Cheese
![](http://imgur.com/VdwkpG9.png)
Sounds…appetizing. 2700 comics, which is also eighteen 150s, which is a lot…!
COMICS 2701-2800
Andrews
![](http://imgur.com/tMfSEwj.png)
Well, hey, maybe he'll be president someday.
Cat Food
![](http://imgur.com/bRKLZw2.png)
Same thing.
Caret
![](http://imgur.com/8DEvqAk.png)
It's settled.
Crushing Dreams
![](http://imgur.com/i33JMcc.png)
It was…a fruit snack wrapper, I think?
Never Doubt
![](http://imgur.com/qtIbUPT.png)
How inspiring.
Not Welcome
![](http://imgur.com/OBA0e4p.png)
Well, I can tell when I'm not wanted…
Bubbling
![](http://imgur.com/iG1PBeZ.png)
You could almost say it was aggressively carbonated. If it had been carbonation that was making the bubbles.
Dirty Mirror
![](http://imgur.com/SxuvQWN.png)
Just filthy.
Hospital
![](http://imgur.com/4mMlMPf.png)
That doesn't sound good.
Bust Every One
![](http://imgur.com/01p9tH2.png)
He was on problem thirty, but they started right around there, not at problem one.
On The Moon
![](http://imgur.com/DvxqBA3.png)
Little g is gravity.
Pool Time
![](http://imgur.com/ZxKZC1D.png)
Not sure how politically feasible that is, but okay.
Quotes And Inferences
![](http://imgur.com/8BAqTEr.png)
We were supposed to make single-slide presentations. His group's ended up three slides long. A different time, the Victorious theme song was part of his presentation.
Pregnant
![](http://imgur.com/vDZ6Hah.png)
I doubt that's the problem with this scenario.
Regularly
![](http://imgur.com/fULRXuP.png)
I would say "me," but I actually do it the afternoon it's due, after stats is over but before school ends.
Selfie Stick
![](http://imgur.com/QefmeZX.png)
Nighttail sounded genuinely thrilled to get to tell this story.
Post-Apocalyptic
![](http://imgur.com/jMdiqb6.png)
Okay, so in The Road, "the fire" is symbolic, basically for hope/life. But still.
Tabatha
![](http://imgur.com/NmO7aUQ.png)
I guess that is how things work.
Table Two
![](http://imgur.com/efyw9St.png)
…She continues to yell, at odds with what the rest of her table keeps insisting.
Turn Back Time
![](http://imgur.com/FalWNBH.png)
This lost all rhythm in the conversion to warrior names.
Writing One Paragraph
![](http://imgur.com/1ZoQwY9.png)
Soon we'll be back to writing five.
Walk Down
![](http://imgur.com/8FZDCiP.png)
So I'm not sure if I mentioned this at all when it happened, but last November I broke my toe and got an elevator pass.
Will Not Listen
![](http://imgur.com/CdbVPGh.png)
It would be ridiculous to expect him to listen to that.
Volunteer Scribe
![](http://imgur.com/lxRrMfF.png)
This teacher talks so much. Nighttail can't stand Zorilstripe, but I think he's entertaining.
Wet Bread Bowl
![](http://imgur.com/GZLYYTM.png)
The sass-off always brightens my day.
Baby Yaga
![](http://imgur.com/KFdYib1.png)
It was originally a typo.
Confuse
![](http://imgur.com/uWnQTdC.png)
She was talking about court cases.
Duded Up
![](http://imgur.com/0gntNfx.png)
Sometimes I wish I hadn't established that every comic has a commentary. The teacher’s face is strange because I accidentally positioned it in the hole in the notebook paper.
Being A Thief
![](http://imgur.com/lPYNLMu.png)
This is the kind of joke I tell, to be fair.
Hairy Old People
![](http://imgur.com/TsZPUaZ.png)
I don't remember the context. I think it's better without.
Great Britain
![](http://imgur.com/ArKUeO5.png)
All right, I'll give him that one.
Hack Into
![](http://imgur.com/jbFNet9.png)
Driftspots is too smart. I don’t think he actually hacked in, but I don’t doubt he has the ability.
Actually Hates
![](http://imgur.com/PuuhGnv.png)
Smiling is Stonefrost's equivalent of bursting into laughter. (One could also say "hooting.")
Fourth Place Milkshakes
![](http://imgur.com/v5SLJIc.png)
I don't remember, but knowing us, we probably did get fourth place milkshakes.
Elf Door
![](http://imgur.com/NZrtxR6.png)
I mean, it's not really a door, but it sure looks like one.
KFC Breakfast
![](http://imgur.com/L5e7M5P.png)
I can't argue with that.
Official
![](http://imgur.com/oXwHLr3.png)
There are now several fish in the tank.
Internet Polls
![](http://imgur.com/HYzjfBQ.png)
That's not really a poll, but even besides that.
Let's Count
![](http://imgur.com/aqOU9B9.png)
Interactive. (By the way, I made up the actual numbers, but “six” means there are six different numbers represented in the set.)
Not Working
![](http://imgur.com/VVHjBIV.png)
Sounds like he would have been happy either way.
Prime Numbered Sets
![](http://imgur.com/wkR18QV.png)
I'm so impressed.
Piece Of Paper
![](http://imgur.com/oc3jLfr.png)
I could probably manage that.
Midlife Crisis
![](http://imgur.com/MqmOsif.png)
Obviously this happened years ago, but back on wcf I was too worried about sticking to the rules to imply my age too strongly. I know I bent the rules a lot, but saying that I was thirteen would have been undeniably breaking.
Ruining Memes
![](http://imgur.com/WqsjbEg.png)
I did not expect to see this person memeing, but apparently he memes a lot.
Secret Past In A Dance Class
![](http://imgur.com/GWpH7Rg.png)
Uh huh. That’s what they all say.
Teletubbies
![](http://imgur.com/AdP2aBj.png)
The conversation wasn't exactly heated, but it was far too heated for a conversation about the Teletubbies.
This Weekend
![](http://imgur.com/uRleWmX.png)
Not quite sure how to take that.
Talked About This
![](http://imgur.com/43K2CA3.png)
There's a person in one of this teacher's classes whose name Nighttail read on the index cards. It's a (relatively…?) rare name. He became obsessed with her; the teacher insists that she (the other person, not the teacher) is creeped out by the whole ordeal, but apparently she's started following Nighttail on social media and thinks the situation is hilarious.
States As Names
![](http://imgur.com/9XhQfLj.png)
He meant to say New York, but New Nork is even better.
Way To Complain
![](http://imgur.com/6m4CFU0.png)
He did.
Angust
![](http://imgur.com/DhMZTaI.png)
Emberheart pronounced "angst" that way once.
Don't Want To
![](http://imgur.com/0RHQ2mz.png)
This was back during the Pokémon Go days. I still play, but she doesn't.
Clone
![](http://imgur.com/vos6mkX.png)
"He's technically my clone." - Stonefrost
Blockbuster
![](http://imgur.com/xzIJkEB.png)
I can already feel the horror.
Drastic Statistic
![](http://imgur.com/Tef0VsT.png)
She has also used it since.
Evil Twin
![](http://imgur.com/5FCm8Nh.png)
100%. If he has a twin somewhere, that is.
Forever Indebted
![](http://imgur.com/Zvb8rB1.png)
I really don't think Surge is as rare as Thunderpelt claimed it was.
Glycolysis
![](http://imgur.com/iyKZnhz.png)
See, you can learn things from these comics.
In A Fight
![](http://imgur.com/SFmYlWb.png)
He had nicked himself while shaving.
Knock Us All Down
![](http://imgur.com/tawYSLI.png)
Maybe I should have taken her up on that while I still had the chance. (Not because I want to hit her, just because she’d pay me.)
Lost Permission Slip
![](http://imgur.com/b6pt0NL.png)
I'm not saying anything.
Not Giving Birth
![](http://imgur.com/gxVC73H.png)
My hands are currently blue and purple from tie-dyeing shirts. I made a blue/green/peach one for myself and a purple one (thanks, Slick) for Adderbite.
Monkeys
![](http://imgur.com/De1CRU4.png)
He immediately told us to forget he had ever asked that.
Not Least
![](http://imgur.com/wTwl0oO.png)
He did, but that's okay.
Nucleus Absorption
![](http://imgur.com/E9IXOoh.png)
Not sure you can decline your own offer.
Magnetic Words
![](http://imgur.com/dkUtkBy.png)
A few more poems…
tercet:
No ghostly devil shalt woo
My sharp tomato bird who
Is almost never drowning too
cinquain:
Wherefore speak his dream as woe
His visible curse she doth bestow
With perfect murmur he loath grow
Investigate thou by winter go
Envy perilous garden though
quatrain:
Thence no holy work night light
Lazy dictionary would desire not
Full player shalt bloom between fight
Farewell to whatsoever silent thought
free verse?:
Forswear breathing
A business decision
Each vast dark spider catching light
As time dost make more steam
song:
Compel vulgar elaborate trifle light
Translucent howl must see seemly
Transgress lime is some monster fight
Understand not jester poisonly
Opposite Dream
![](http://imgur.com/ffuJsmv.png)
Spiderfang had asked me to draw a picture of a pig chasing her and Mousefern around. The pig was supposed to have the face of a guy in the orchestra. Spiderfang was supposed to be enjoying herself while Mousefern was scared.
Out Of My Hoodie
![](http://imgur.com/iLyo3eE.png)
Look. These two are obnoxious and I did not enjoy hanging out with them. However, they have some great moments, if you just sit back and watch instead of trying to engage in conversation with them.
Potato Soup
![](http://imgur.com/v23bUjY.png)
That's a lot of potato soup.
Pessimist
![](http://imgur.com/PRWiSQP.png)
I was (mostly) joking. There are worse things than being a robot nerd. And…I also can't argue.
Teletubbies, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/i54vN6X.png)
I feel like Capewhisker and Junebugtail agreed, but Adderbite thought that was disgusting.
Trophy
![](http://imgur.com/LPDAOGt.png)
One time I was moving my medals, and jam spreader commented on my Bob Marley impression. She meant Jacob Marley.
That Triangle
![](http://imgur.com/UtRY8IU.png)
I didn't need anyone to walk me to class, but it was an excuse for Tealwhisker to leave class early.
Store The Flame
![](http://imgur.com/UuDlcqM.png)
It would be like Hermione's book one blue fire jar.
Time Travel Thumb
![](http://imgur.com/F8O0uEw.png)
…He either came up with this on the spot or had given it prior thought. I'm not sure which interpretation I prefer. Probably the latter?
December
![](http://imgur.com/2BP3252.png)
It is a good description.
Desecrating
![](http://imgur.com/u8MO6qT.png)
We weren't at our own school. The teachers' lounge at the school we were at is called the (School Name) Pit.
Collective Noun
![](http://imgur.com/EG2bKrr.png)
To be fair, if you don't know the actual term, then this is a reasonable guess.
Commie
![](http://imgur.com/r9jvF81.png)
It was actually a "comet." I don't remember how he made it.
Backflip On Ice
![](http://imgur.com/91jL2tx.png)
…Not the same person.
Fell Down
![](http://imgur.com/mbzMJxE.png)
Yeah, probably.
Ballerina
![](http://imgur.com/hWwqaEA.png)
She was talking to Cinnamontuft, who is a really good dancer but not a big fan of dancing.
Librarian
![](http://imgur.com/heF7Qkq.png)
"Bother--" and Jasperstripe is in.
Forty Packs
![](http://imgur.com/xtrkbD7.png)
Water bottles are Satan because of some particular chemical in the plastic.
Fired
![](http://imgur.com/elOD4Ac.png)
I guess this was the meme she ruined.
Loch Ness Monster
![](http://imgur.com/9v3avL5.png)
I'm not sure what he was actually talking about.
Paradox
![](http://imgur.com/q8oRYpf.png)
Mini Thunderpelt is a lot more tolerable than real Thunderpelt.
Off A Ladder
![](http://imgur.com/1nuixoH.png)
I always eat apples on ladders.
No Flaws
![](http://imgur.com/gREics5.png)
Driftspots had two laptops in his backpack.
Not Wednesday
![](http://imgur.com/N0rkYee.png)
It was Saturday.
Pen Tattoo
![](http://imgur.com/wIxKW3y.png)
The white cat on the left is a specific person but without a cat name. I've done that in previous comics, too; I just wanted to be clear here.
Pen Tattoo, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/y3m7gI4.png)
…I did not see this "tattoo," so I have no idea.
Shave Her Head
![](http://imgur.com/0MNAvqU.png)
It was a bet. Not that the teacher had any intention of shaving her head even if she lost. I don't know whether she lost or not, though.
Mystery Ball
![](http://imgur.com/GnmOtOh.png)
Sorry for the small text, but Nighttail talks a lot.
Stratosphere
![](http://imgur.com/KaToggn.png)
I would love to come up with a clever pun, but it's 11:47 P.M. on a Friday, and I am both exhausted and sick.
Test Scores
![](http://imgur.com/1GwMyqq.png)
Penguinmist: …"Can we trade?"
Ten Percent
![](http://imgur.com/W5pfuA9.png)
This was the weird thing I said to Tealwhisker today.
Top Teeth
![](http://imgur.com/nIc0rjQ.png)
They both took an extremely rigorous anatomy class together last year. It's the most…intense? class the school offers. "Front ones."
To California
![](http://imgur.com/lUKEHAM.png)
Remember, we live in Kentucky.
Teletubbies, Part Three
![](http://imgur.com/3GEuPNi.png)
2800 comics! I can't believe this.
COMICS 2801-2900
Few Words
![](http://imgur.com/lhuqvS5.png)
How?
Cheese Curls
![](http://imgur.com/yKCfLyY.png)
I understand the feeling.
Dates
![](http://imgur.com/hXwgzSm.png)
As you can see, I am rapidly burning through the backlog. As of now it's down to 125; it was over 600 a few months ago.
History With Hot Chocolate
![](http://imgur.com/vjHC9Qi.png)
Once she spilled hot chocolate in a bag with her 3DS.
George Foreman Grill
![](http://imgur.com/Rlyu5z0.png)
I guess he has a point…? I don't know if it's a good point, but it's a point.
Maracas
![](http://imgur.com/0rMxrli.png)
I feel like his spots weren't symmetrical? I can't find a good reference for his right side.
All These Cities
![](http://imgur.com/LhNxyzl.png)
City city (copyright Nighttail 2016).
Gamble
![](http://imgur.com/qveXoYd.png)
For the record, that was not gambling. On a slightly related note, last summer I had so many people ask me if I counted cards when we played. We also did not gamble, and no, I don't know how to count cards.
Court Cases
![](http://imgur.com/cv7GBcG.png)
I was about to say that I was proud that I've maintained an A all year, but I checked my grades just now to make sure I wasn't lying…and for the fourth quarter so far I have a B-. We have almost no grades in for fourth quarter yet, though, and she's putting in test corrections on Monday, so it'll go back up soon enough.
Google Search
![](http://imgur.com/AuIQ8yO.png)
For several months, whenever anyone in that class needed help, they would pretty much call me over, then change their minds and call Driftspots over. They've now stopped asking me at all. I'm perfectly willing to help; they just trust Driftspots more.
Nicomachean Ethics
![](http://imgur.com/mit03Bw.png)
Once, instead of saying something creepy to Tealwhisker, I handed her a piece of paper that was folded into sixteenths and had three hearts drawn on it. She unfolded it to find a single word: Nickelback.
Not Secure
![](http://imgur.com/h84TJqa.png)
If "they" are computers, then I can't argue.
No Holes
![](http://imgur.com/FXlTtst.png)
His group was going to use a greenscreen to be the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for a project about turtles.
Not Many Bones
![](http://imgur.com/ppwkIkH.png)
…All right.
Stripies
![](http://imgur.com/4cKQW3L.png)
I think it was the sketch for the comic Actually Hates.
Salmon-Eating
![](http://imgur.com/uidBBc2.png)
Well, then, we're all on the same page.
Rubies
![](http://imgur.com/ibe13Jz.png)
That sounds painful.
Mystery Ball, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/p0K7CGk.png)
He wound up putting the M&M next to the index card with the name of the person he was obsessed with.
Some Cheese
![](http://imgur.com/dMJ43j3.png)
Some cheese would be a lot better than a test.
Out Of The Table
![](http://imgur.com/gc14oG1.png)
As a bonus, that's not even a Sham-Wow. It's a napkin. I mean, do you KNOW the color of a Sham-Wow?
Tuck And Roll
![](http://imgur.com/7CKMMZN.png)
Why not?
Use Your Knowledge
![](http://imgur.com/7l5DgLC.png)
Bio is a great class. At times.
Writhing
![](http://imgur.com/4hLg8kX.png)
This was his TMNT greenscreen shirt.
Vision For America
![](http://imgur.com/i1m1XG0.png)
So Adderbite, Breccianose, a girl who doesn’t have a cat name, and I did a video project on The Merchant of Venice (we called it The Babe of Belmont); the plot was essentially that Bassanio (Breccianose), Shylock, and Nerissa (me) all flirted with Portia (Adderbite) at a party before the events of the real story. I bought the money glasses for the girl who played Shylock (she ended up being too small to wear the costume jam spreader got for her, but she also took off the money glasses partway through the video--which on reflection is probably a big part of why our video only won second place). I then let Adderbite use the money glasses as her gift in a white elephant exchange with the academic team. The gift I opened (from Spiderfang) was a minion, but I stuck Copperpelt with that in exchange for Nerf blowdarts (which Adderbite then used, so she traded me the little model car building set she got, since she'd had her mouth all over the darts). I told Spiderfang that she would love Adderbite's gift, so she chose it and actually got to keep it. The gift I gave was finger puppets, which Aniplume was happy to get.
Sulfuric Acid
![](http://imgur.com/RCZuifd.png)
To be fair, Driftspots is probably immune to acid damage anyway.
Brother
![](http://imgur.com/B8AZvkZ.png)
It turns out Candlekid (Sootscorch) was hissing because he thought she was talking about Curlcloud's younger brother. She was actually asking about Curlcloud's older brother--Slick.
Ears
![](http://imgur.com/OBVmHd5.png)
Why not?
Smell The Dirt
![](http://imgur.com/asDCDSq.png)
She said this to Penguinmist. It was a lab about soils.
Comforted
![](http://imgur.com/HFlau4w.png)
Analyze the relationship, huh?
Artichoke
![](http://imgur.com/0Vwcuj5.png)
The person who bought people artichokes was Cinnamontuft's sister, who is the closest thing I've ever met to a real-life Mary Sue, and yet she's real and not even annoying so you can't even hate her. I mean, I'm sure it's possible, but…
Four Minutes Ago
![](http://imgur.com/PGKcVEt.png)
Did you know that I can catch a knife with any part of my body?
Good At
![](http://imgur.com/sfwANsB.png)
That is true.
Instead Of Multiple Choice
![](http://imgur.com/nBxOOzJ.png)
Well, obviously.
Hamilton
![](http://imgur.com/Ijzoa8J.png)
I mean, he did say "a ham."
Jitterbug
![](http://imgur.com/FeZl3mW.png)
…Did I mishear this? I don't think so, but it doesn't make any sense.
Khaki Pants
![](http://imgur.com/pPZncYs.png)
I'm not sure what it was that he got.
Maracas, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/EFA94vt.png)
It was a mix of painful and hilarious to listen to their (Pebblefall, Buzzardsplash, someone I don't know) argument about maracas. The person I don't know actually got it right but then second-guessed themselves; they eventually settled on Pebblefall's guess (the above), although that person was still a little bit unsure (and actually said, "Isn't that a country?" which, for the record, is accurate).
Owls
![](http://imgur.com/Y3FHLmv.png)
She was trying to figure out what the things on her socks were.
Last Tournament
![](http://imgur.com/rvWQeQF.png)
One of my biggest regrets in life is that I didn't play broomball the one time I had a chance. It's like hockey but with rubber shoes instead of skates, a ball instead of a puck, and brooms instead of sticks. I am about the least athletic person in the world, so I would have been terrible, but it looked fun.
No Cup
![](http://imgur.com/SQOnVXa.png)
He was perfectly willing to dump out the highlighters and fill it with water anyway, but she stopped him.
Middle Initial
![](http://imgur.com/FpznjNt.png)
Well, their middle initials are X and Q, so all right, I'll give them that.
Plays The Violin
![](http://imgur.com/8xhLDwj.png)
But which one is it?
Sixth Grade
![](http://imgur.com/3ZCpdqX.png)
In case the title isn't a good enough explanation, this happened in sixth grade. Maybe on the first day, maybe the second?
Recognize
![](http://imgur.com/dInjoTv.png)
Everyone is a stretch, but okay.
Stay Sad
![](http://imgur.com/BHYJUQn.png)
This was during a discussion of a book, but I can't remember which book.
Stressed Syllables
![](http://imgur.com/ESV9I8N.png)
I can relate to those syllables.
Vessels
![](http://imgur.com/0U1puTb.png)
ElasticBob?
Toast It
![](http://imgur.com/AgXhLNQ.png)
I guess it is kind of weird, but it's probably less weird than not calling it toast.
Your Name
![](http://imgur.com/gj4zZQX.png)
I don't know why they did that.
Universal Idea
![](http://imgur.com/4jHH5HN.png)
Not pictured: a few weeks prior, Jaggedtuft unplugged Adderbite's laptop to charge his own…without asking. She mimed hitting him over the head with it to Lynxtuft; he didn't notice. Also, we are now at nineteen 150s; that's a lot!
Chilled
![](http://imgur.com/IzpCuKW.png)
Meaning he will chill out. (He didn't.)
AP Bio
![](http://imgur.com/pCQm7N8.png)
That sounds like a better class, really.
Definition Of Doors
![](http://imgur.com/myeoUnP.png)
I don't know what could possibly depend on that.
Green Bananas
![](http://imgur.com/z3aX8ID.png)
When they're flecked with brown and have a golden hue, bananas taste the best and are the best for you! You can put them in a salad… (Me?) No, not yet, my dear! That greenish way you're looking means that you are right for cooking! (How 'bout me?) No, no! When you are fully ripe, my dear, those little flecks of brown appear… (Me?) You're most digestible, my friend--delicious, too, from end to end!
Lids Down
![](http://imgur.com/nTx5fkD.png)
He's going to…kill her lid…?
How Many High Schoolers
![](http://imgur.com/7zVeadZ.png)
I know Jaggedtuft's return was awaited eagerly by some of you…
Berlin
![](http://imgur.com/PPKoYWp.png)
He was talking about a very strange map of Germany that included a mouse playing a banjo.
February March
![](http://imgur.com/LcWI8rt.png)
Is Monday Friday?
Consonance
![](http://imgur.com/AXRtwzY.png)
Same.
Ears, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/6Ftryc2.png)
Evidence begins to accumulate that Driftspots is the new and improved model of robot…
Model Boy
![](http://imgur.com/xoXf2Fg.png)
That's news to me.
Nilla Wafers
![](http://imgur.com/gaxnADV.png)
This makes me think of the licking spoons IDKTP. It also makes me think of my Sad Keebler lunches.
Operation
![](http://imgur.com/OEl9uEV.png)
I'm not sure what was wrong with it.
Pop-Tart Crust
![](http://imgur.com/jJQV3p7.png)
Adderbite used to yell at Jaggedtuft for peeling his Pop-Tarts.
My Valentine
![](http://imgur.com/L2Jn0Ls.png)
Cobaltwhisker does not have the easiest time around Valentine's Day.
Rhode Island
![](http://imgur.com/SaWyxMg.png)
He insisted on tracing a map of the entire U.S. instead of just the original colonies-turned-states.
Life Together
![](http://imgur.com/YAHoFdv.png)
I'm not even trying.
Slick Surface
![](http://imgur.com/5apP72Q.png)
The matchbox is almost exactly the same color as the teacher…? I didn't mean for that to happen.
Say What Say What
![](http://imgur.com/lW84bw2.png)
Stats is an awful class.
Ronald Reagan
![](https://imgur.com/BSY1YZ7.png)
What a guy.
The Clash
![](http://imgur.com/AOxpzdj.png)
One time I wore a The Clash shirt (it was decades day), and the physics teacher got out records and a turntable from the physics storeroom (???) and had us listen to The Clash and The Ramones.
Unevolve
![](http://imgur.com/z1gheHk.png)
Later he asked if I was okay, and I told him I was fine except for the damage done to my soul by the doughnut holes. He and Ladybugtail found it hilarious.
Some Water
![](http://imgur.com/VSVIcFo.png)
J'aime eau!
Stapled
![](http://imgur.com/NjJjONA.png)
This was the same map of Germany. There was a picture of grapes, but whoever stapled it to the wall put about ten staples over the grapes.
Who Your True Friends Are
![](http://imgur.com/zmWJpux.png)
"The forums are gonna flip out about that one." Go ahead; make Adderbite's day.
Bite-Sized
![](http://imgur.com/wYPmtsU.png)
I do not know what the context of this was. I feel like I understand it, but then again…what?
Boulder
![](http://imgur.com/aOOAWNm.png)
Well, all right.
Chocolate Chips
![](http://imgur.com/e7esG3s.png)
In her defense, someone had brought weird flavored Pringles, so the idea of strange chip flavors was logical. That said…
Concentrated Chlorine
![](http://imgur.com/ejOJlM9.png)
Not sure that's a good idea, even for a fish.
Best Feature
![](http://imgur.com/gosQlMF.png)
I'm willing to agree with that.
Creepily
![](http://imgur.com/f9lj4bB.png)
She was late to class, but a janitor unlocked the door and let us in. We shut the door and all sat in our correct seats with the lights off, talking quietly.
Cry Me A River
![](http://imgur.com/DH2zk3Y.png)
Me…
Candlekid
![](http://imgur.com/TtFyY7H.png)
I'm glad someone appreciates the thoughtful nickname Adderbite and I came up with. (Candlekid has shown up selling candles for fundraisers multiple times while Adderbite was at my house.)
Dora The Explorer
![](http://imgur.com/DqSWgT4.png)
I don't think there was even a reason for her to be saying this at the time.
Fifth Thousandth
![](http://imgur.com/Yffj35T.png)
That's a pretty drastic statistic.
I Don't Know These People #141
![](http://imgur.com/6nsQtFb.png)
The artist of Lima Bean returns! How thought-provoking.
I Don't Know These People #142
![](http://imgur.com/kHxYVeQ.png)
Wow, really?
I Don't Know These People #143
![](http://imgur.com/zVrTDWA.png)
Better than moments, zero.
I Don't Know These People #144
![](http://imgur.com/8fAbh5E.png)
Maybe…to the other side of the room.
I Don't Know These People #145
![](http://imgur.com/tjmeDYX.png)
Looked fun.
Making Noises
![](http://imgur.com/F7t0DKN.png)
Well, thanks for the warning.
Master Chef
![](http://imgur.com/aFHEX9D.png)
This had something to do with a lab using pennies. I was the one who had to clean the pennies beforehand. The chemical smelled really bad, and I'm glad I checked the label, because apparently it would have destroyed my hands. (To be fair, I would have gotten gloves before anything that smelled like that, but still.)
Ratio
![](http://imgur.com/iI5KNvm.png)
MOUSEFERN $$$$$
Ronald Reagan, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/J2LNBTA.png)
Evidence of Robot Driftspots continues to pile up…I’m not sure if I’ve told this story yet, but I’m telling it now anyway. One time we were at Hotel Pillow’s house for the new year; he had this gigantic jar of jelly beans, and he told me I could eat as many as I wanted. Now, some of the beans were licorice, which I hate. Other beans were blackberry, which I love. Hotel Pillow told me they were impossible to tell apart. They were not--the licorice beans were a solid black, while the blackberry beans were glossy and almost cloudy-looking! So basically what I’m getting at is I ate virtually all of his blackberry beans and only one of his gross licorice beans.
Saved Your Life
![](http://imgur.com/WBw9bLm.png)
Physics is a disaster. Mostly in a good way, but I suddenly don't know any of the equations, so there's that.
Not Here
![](http://imgur.com/gRVgqOH.png)
He didn't actually leave, although he has done that before.
Schadenfreude
![](http://imgur.com/2UVBYas.png)
Schadenfreude means getting enjoyment from others' suffering. The word comes from German, so the a in "schaden" sounds like a short "o," and the "freude" part is like "froid-eh."
Three Beyoncé Children
![](http://imgur.com/uh0VBjz.png)
No one joined in.
Stevie Wonder
![](http://imgur.com/k9sDKPd.png)
I don't remember the full story. It had something to do with Cobaltwhisker either singing or making a playlist, and every song was Stevie Wonder.
Some Of Those
![](http://imgur.com/6xsMYKv.png)
Distracting Pretzels (Sandclaw) and Slick would also have some of those pretzels if they were there. 2900 comics!
COMICS 2901-3000
I Don't Know These People #146
![](http://imgur.com/R9KWOHR.png)
This is all I heard of this story. I wish I had heard more.
I Don't Know These People #147
![](http://imgur.com/rXtSCr9.png)
And never thought to, you know, measure your height…?
I Don't Know These People #148
![](http://imgur.com/Zs081ir.png)
Personally, I'd be more worried about the soap.
I Don't Know These People #149
![](http://imgur.com/kKZmP9J.png)
I'm a tea guy.
I Don't Know These People #150
![](http://imgur.com/A5PFxsl.png)
Look, a whole 150 of these things! That's so many 150s!
Fake Friend
![](http://imgur.com/9DrWXpH.png)
Nighttail took the valentine back, changed the name on it, and gave it to Leafstream.
Delicately
![](http://imgur.com/23UzMna.png)
It's something Driftspots would do.
Fatten
![](http://imgur.com/TL3Lm04.png)
At least it's convenient.
Calc-You-Later
![](http://imgur.com/6pquFRb.png)
I made a program on Tealwhisker's calculator called "RUACALC" and if you use it, all it does is display "ARE YOU A CALCULATOR? BECAUSE I'LL CALC-YOU-LATER"
Forgot Fork
![](http://imgur.com/u0VtdkH.png)
I will never stop.
Kocoum
![](http://imgur.com/xodVM9p.png)
She sounded like grump city (copyright Nighttail 2016). Sorry Nighttail’s singing looks like a captcha; I wanted to try making it wobbly to represent that he was singing instead of speaking, but…like I said, it just looks like a captcha.
Characterlike
![](http://imgur.com/N37mIsc.png)
We were reading The Importance of Being Earnest.
Cabinet Head
![](http://imgur.com/jhxnoni.png)
The greatest mystery of our time.
Bowl Cuts
![](http://imgur.com/NOu7iMm.png)
Adderbite and I have now introduced Lynxtuft and Cinnamontuft to Kpop.
More Vocal
![](http://imgur.com/v4KkEBa.png)
I mean, the question part is pretty important.
Only Food Source
![](http://imgur.com/StK32zE.png)
He had several Cheezits.
Toledo Watch
![](http://imgur.com/UX5Pudu.png)
Wouldn't that be a Toledo warning?
Ten Mints
![](http://imgur.com/gA4Q09Q.png)
Aniplume?
Was A Zombie
![](http://imgur.com/d4huFO8.png)
Cobaltwhisker is a zombie, though.
Tomato Watch
![](http://imgur.com/9mTPvPR.png)
The teacher refused for a while to take us down to the hallway where we're supposed to sit for tornadoes. Don't worry; we live in a hilly place, so there isn't much danger.
What Is N
![](http://imgur.com/WN781pV.png)
"SIN" stands for simple random sample, independent, and Normal.
Only Food Source, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/mifJdW1.png)
When Nighttail came back, he did give Cobaltwhisker a Cheezit.
Read This Book
![](http://imgur.com/9HiA032.png)
Lynxtuft, upon reading this comic: Did he really say that!?
Skin Flag
![](http://imgur.com/yanzdZi.png)
Spiderfang interviewed a few of her friends. They were all pretty entertaining, but this was the only interview worth drawing.
Wants Pants
![](http://imgur.com/djahsWE.png)
He was still wearing pants. Not sure why he had extra shorts, but he's in theatre stuff all the time, so I would guess it was for something in theatre.
Break The Clock
![](http://imgur.com/9bjQbcH.png)
Bad idea.
Drag Him
![](http://imgur.com/kLfcQlo.png)
Muscles then proceeded to drag him. I think this time she was dragging Yoongi from BTS.
Fear Me
![](http://imgur.com/4uNcjoN.png)
Wow, terrifying.
Being Annoying
![](http://imgur.com/wbT0ixX.png)
I'm not sure how Shellpelt became their mom.
Full-Grown
![](http://imgur.com/U1FWoZa.png)
I think this was also in reference to Kpop.
Floor Six Hundred Sixty-Six
![](http://imgur.com/rPmtoi6.png)
We were trying to find room 666--it didn't exist. Checking the fourth floor, we found that it didn't have a room 466 either--however, since it had a 665 and a 667 as well as a 465 and a 467, I think they purposely skipped the room -66 on every floor. We also tried to find room 420; it didn't exist either, but I think that was a coincidence. There was, of course, no floor 13.
Get Wheel
![](http://imgur.com/K08YyUw.png)
Puns are terrible. No exceptions.
Gonna Happen
![](http://imgur.com/fw9Ky0j.png)
It did indeed happen.
Cottage
![](http://imgur.com/UrkRojk.png)
So the boulder and the cottage are both out, I guess.
Any Green
![](http://imgur.com/N2GEzEk.png)
The green thing is a jacket.
Not A Mouse
![](http://imgur.com/v74pbR4.png)
In this comic he does, but he's still not a mouse. He was telling Junebugtail that she would have to speak louder.
Scan
![](http://imgur.com/4hi35AH.png)
With our…cyborg minds?
Required
![](http://imgur.com/x2XZ9o9.png)
I would have included me saying what it actually said, but I don't remember what the word was that I read as "required;" it was the name of a…company, or something, in an online ad. "Clam" was actually "claim."
Not Guilty
![](http://imgur.com/6yiFxYC.png)
That's, uh, more than a little steep.
No Candy Bar
![](http://imgur.com/6JLe50b.png)
It was not St. Patrick's Day. It was March, though.
Robot Blood
![](http://imgur.com/dlWaAOb.png)
He does look like a vampire.
Shoe Untied
![](https://imgur.com/2lgVfq2.png)
He left the room when she asked whether he meant he had already tied them or already tripped.
Skype Test
![](http://imgur.com/NAHdYBZ.png)
We were testing out using Skype on the projector. Lilypetal went to another room. I think hydrobromic acid is pretty cool (perchloric has a nice name too), but I have come to respect nitric acid. One time when I was unpacking the newly delivered chemistry bottles, one of them was nitric acid. Most of the bottles say things like "Warning: Corrosive to tissues. Avoid contact with skin or eyes." and are just, you know, bottles. Not nitric acid. Warning: Extremely corrosive. Avoid contact with skin or eyes. It can explode. Also, the bottle has to be stored in a big prism of Styrofoam. That is tighter security than the hydrochloric acid and sulfuric acid I unpacked on the same day.
Stirring Coffee
![](http://imgur.com/6LpuIju.png)
I think Leafstream brought in fancy coffee and fancy mugs for her whole table.
That Annoying
![](http://imgur.com/fGrPyi3.png)
Cresswhisker is pretty short. Unfortunately so am I. She's talking about middle schoolers, though.
Watershake
![](http://imgur.com/vOSJSdb.png)
…No, for one major reason. Though I guess an orangejuiceshake might be, like, an orange smoothie?
Two Puppies
![](http://imgur.com/zYbfM1d.png)
Wow, I guess he wins.
Two Coats
![](http://imgur.com/vK99YXR.png)
Lynxtuft's coat was on her lap.
Where Is Everyone
![](http://imgur.com/6BM0luo.png)
We are raised to live and then to die…
Weak Shoulders
![](http://imgur.com/BdZD3T2.png)
He kicked Leafstream's arm, and she dropped her phone.
I Don't Know These People #151
![](http://imgur.com/TLPCvd7.png)
Better than expensive friends.
I Don't Know These People #152
![](http://imgur.com/QvDatj7.png)
This happened in the school elevator.
I Don't Know These People #153
![](http://imgur.com/597Oas9.png)
They were looking at a little book of famous people, and they agreed that Holst looked familiar, but since they didn't know who he was, they were pretty sure he looked like someone else.
I Don't Know These People #154
![](http://imgur.com/ilRBQLm.png)
Well, that's good.
I Don't Know These People #155
![](http://imgur.com/57S6LeS.png)
This was at a pool.
Booboo
![](http://imgur.com/6tlhBuc.png)
I want to know just how long Cobaltwhisker has been that guy.
Avocados
![](http://imgur.com/KG9zQfT.png)
Someone probably has written something called that.
Cared More
![](http://imgur.com/3wIxjTq.png)
Wildthorn has not changed since I met him in fourth grade. He is somehow up for "Most Changed" for the yearbook. Of course I voted for him. If any of the others had deserved to win I would have voted for them, but they don't. Update: Wildthorn didn’t win. I forget who did.
Car Salesman Dealer
![](http://imgur.com/63NrNPk.png)
She's talking about Call Me Baby by EXO.
Bottled Water
![](http://imgur.com/2iuQ0r7.png)
It looked like nice bottled water.
More Fun Than
![](http://imgur.com/kNQzzkB.png)
I was quizzing her on some idioms.
Descartes
![](http://imgur.com/y3frsXl.png)
Wow, that's a really original joke.
Goes To Sleep
![](http://imgur.com/atUpf93.png)
Can I just say…if you're still reading these, thank you for sticking around for so long. Even if you haven't been, like, a long-time reader, you've stayed for almost 3000 comics now.
Hate Physics
![](http://imgur.com/U7d9Qll.png)
I know I want to do something science-y, but chemistry has scary chemicals, and biology has dead things. Math is boring, but I'm pretty good at it, and there are some cool things once you get to a big enough or small enough scale in physics.
Catheters
![](http://imgur.com/1gvjKvj.png)
Wow, how edgy. Last year Adderbite saw dead bodies all the time for a class she was taking. That class is not happening this year, as far as I know.
More Fun Than, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/YGGfdlb.png)
I prefer both "pudding" and "basket of biscuits" to "barrel of monkeys."
Rigid Bodies
![](http://imgur.com/k0dhpYl.png)
Physics…
Point Eight
![](http://imgur.com/9jSISL7.png)
Zorilstripe knows that .8 is big in stats, but that's beside the point.
Muscular Babies
![](http://imgur.com/ITsr8Qb.png)
I bet Muscles was a muscular baby, but people still liked her.
Single Word
![](http://imgur.com/GHQBCEu.png)
She meant s. It took her way too long to realize she had just said a word starting with s.
When I Was Born
![](http://imgur.com/8daiwIP.png)
That would make him very old.
Phytoplanktons
![](http://imgur.com/G9IQwxs.png)
Adderbite was talking about how some phytoplankton look.
Pieces Of Dust
![](http://imgur.com/dW91M9A.png)
In the second panel, he's talking about her sandwich thing. She had two of them.
Piece Of Cake
![](http://imgur.com/bqmM93q.png)
Besides the staple.
Work Ethic
![](http://imgur.com/5One1IM.png)
If I had a work ethic there would not be 2975 comics. There would be, I don't know, 200 at most.
Big-Headed
![](http://imgur.com/TN0MWaR.png)
She was talking about faces on money.
Free Books
![](http://imgur.com/tWAJ2UT.png)
He was trying to convince Cobalwhisker to shave his head, I think. It was a little unclear. For bonus points, not only is it a library, but Cobaltwhisker works there.
Duct Tape Problem
![](http://imgur.com/sHUlwNX.png)
But then he wouldn't be able to leave.
Broke Him
![](http://imgur.com/QQOHiAX.png)
This is her new thing.
Any More Ice Cream
![](http://imgur.com/Z63Tzgu.png)
I mean, what did he expect was going to happen?
Gray Side
![](http://imgur.com/d3x6Mel.png)
Adderbite was talking about their cat.
Everyone's Easter
![](http://imgur.com/A9h0mSu.png)
Nighttail loved his gavel.
Harambe
![](http://imgur.com/D02Ehcf.png)
I don't want to know why Harambe would be at the aquarium.
More Fun Than, Part Three
![](http://imgur.com/oVmorLY.png)
I also like this one more than the real one. But of course I would.
Hot Stuff
![](http://imgur.com/7ZwpvcV.png)
NO, IT IS LAVA!
Parliamentarian
![](http://imgur.com/baH7pZV.png)
She let him go to the water fountain.
PPCCI
![](http://imgur.com/7WQ6IN4.png)
PPCCI is a stats thing, and you say "puh-picky."
Motherly
![](http://imgur.com/CznPoGu.png)
She was talking about Muscles' mom. Muscles' dad is an immortal vampire.
Ps And Qs
![](http://imgur.com/es3BEHV.png)
The reason the title says Q instead of B is that the variables in the equation were p and q, not p and b.
Run Into Walls
![](http://imgur.com/VBvBZ02.png)
I thought we had moved on.
Said It
![](http://imgur.com/DcrrKh0.png)
Breccianose finally becomes part of the regular comic! She was the one who said she would stab Jayflight with an exclamation point three years ago.
Snowing Inside
![](http://imgur.com/tvrzEgw.png)
I wonder whose fault that is.
Sunkist
![](http://imgur.com/8f6AhdX.png)
I don't know what they were actually talking about.
Talked To Her
![](http://imgur.com/Y92lpcr.png)
Nope, no one has ever talked to Airclaw. The teacher meant that morning, since Airclaw was absent.
The Greeters
![](http://imgur.com/qn8p0yc.png)
This happened just over five years ago. The three cats in the last panel are the people the greeters (Maplepelt, Marblenose, and Iolitegaze) were supposed to be waiting for.
Upside Down Glasses
![](http://imgur.com/mkzpH9A.png)
It's bad enough that they can stay on his forehead. They don't need to be upside down.
The Internet
![](http://imgur.com/MXWgPXP.png)
That's exactly the same thing.
The Internet, Part Two
![](http://imgur.com/4bneNrP.png)
Sure he did.
Warts
![](http://imgur.com/b6lX2cp.png)
Why would he look up pictures of warts!?
Wear Their Skin
![](http://imgur.com/1TGGZl1.png)
Well, we all know that Adderbite and I wear Stonefrost's skin. Also, this is 3000 comics, which is the equivalent of twenty 150s! That's so many 150s!