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Ṣanɗypaw™
The Shiny User
🎵Guess that's just the way it goes, easy come, easy go🎵
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Post by Ṣanɗypaw™ on Jul 9, 2021 18:53:43 GMT -5
Harestar demands some plot armor too! He tries to barter with Breezepelt and Crowfeather for it but they refuse. Leafstar tells Harestar to stop complaining. The two start to plan how to defeat Mistystar.
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#07B04C
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Ṣanɗypaw™
The Shiny User
🎵Guess that's just the way it goes, easy come, easy go🎵
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Post by Ṣanɗypaw™ on Jul 10, 2021 17:13:29 GMT -5
Since it would be extremely difficult to kill Mistystar live-action, SkyClan and WindClan formulate a plan to knock her unconscious, bring her back to their camps, and try to extract her immortality. If she could be killed in a battle, then good.
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Asexual
#07B04C
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Ṣanɗypaw™
The Shiny User
🎵Guess that's just the way it goes, easy come, easy go🎵
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Post by Ṣanɗypaw™ on Jul 11, 2021 19:00:39 GMT -5
The stakes are high. As the patrol watches Mistystar walk around alone, they prepare to capture her. Will it go right? We shall see...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2021 21:00:57 GMT -5
The patrol stalks the seemingly unaware Mistystar and ready their plot armour. Crowfeather signals for the patrol to attack and they rush forward. Before they reach her, Mistystar suddenly laughs ominously. She tells the patrol she is a god and that she is more powerful than all the cats in the Clans combined, plot armour or not. With a single blink the patrol crumbles to dust. Mistystar steals their plot armour and absorbs their lives before leaving.
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Asexual
#07B04C
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Ṣanɗypaw™
The Shiny User
🎵Guess that's just the way it goes, easy come, easy go🎵
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Post by Ṣanɗypaw™ on Jul 12, 2021 17:42:46 GMT -5
Nervous, they decide to send a patrol to check up on them.
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Asexual
#07B04C
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Ṣanɗypaw™
The Shiny User
🎵Guess that's just the way it goes, easy come, easy go🎵
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Post by Ṣanɗypaw™ on Jul 13, 2021 17:17:06 GMT -5
With the loss of so many plot-armored characters, what are WindClan and SkyClan to do now? Leafstar and Harestar decide that they will schedule a virtual meeting via Zoom with Mistystar to try to talk things out with her (they do not wish to meet in person out of fear of being killed).
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Asexual
#07B04C
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Ṣanɗypaw™
The Shiny User
🎵Guess that's just the way it goes, easy come, easy go🎵
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Post by Ṣanɗypaw™ on Jul 14, 2021 18:44:25 GMT -5
Mistystar receives the email and agrees to attend the meeting. Leafstar and Harestar hope that Mistystar is unable to suck out anyone's souls via webcam.
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Asexual
#07B04C
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Ṣanɗypaw™
The Shiny User
🎵Guess that's just the way it goes, easy come, easy go🎵
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Post by Ṣanɗypaw™ on Jul 15, 2021 17:19:39 GMT -5
The meeting stalls for a moment as Leafstar and Harestar consider this suggestion. They are quite stuck here- should they accept, which will let Mistystar easily destroy them? Or should they decline, which will cause Mistystar to declare war and destroy them? Leafstar and Harestar are currently stuck in a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" situation.
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Post by Lizard 🦎 on Jul 15, 2021 23:13:57 GMT -5
But before they can make a decision, a giant hamburger falls from the sky on top of Mistystar.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2021 23:49:18 GMT -5
Leafstar and Harestar stare in surprise as Mistystar is squished underneath a giant burger. For a long moment there is no movement. Leafstar dares to wonder if Mistystar finally croaked. But of course, due to her endless lives and god status Mistystar eventually lifts the burger off of herself. Enraged, Mistystar screeches that she knew this was a scheme. She declares total war, snapping Harestar out of existence before logging out of Zoom.
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Asexual
#07B04C
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Ṣanɗypaw™
The Shiny User
🎵Guess that's just the way it goes, easy come, easy go🎵
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Post by Ṣanɗypaw™ on Jul 16, 2021 18:44:28 GMT -5
Suddenly WindClan remembers that they have lost both their leader and deputy. Kestrelflight becomes temporary leader and he and Leafstar quickly draw up battle plans. Frecklewish goes to the Moonpool to try and get an explanation from StarClan about the giant hamburger.
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Asexual
#07B04C
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Ṣanɗypaw™
The Shiny User
🎵Guess that's just the way it goes, easy come, easy go🎵
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Post by Ṣanɗypaw™ on Jul 17, 2021 17:08:45 GMT -5
Kestrelflight decides to go RiverClan on a "medicine cat mission" to try and convince those cats to meet up later so they can discuss plans to overthrow Mistystar. But meanwhile, Mistystar is currently incapacitated because she ate the entire burger and now has a horrible stomachache. The group of rebels in RiverClan rush to assassinate Mistystar as she rests, groaning, in her den.
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Post by nowarriornameshere on Jul 17, 2021 20:57:46 GMT -5
They are interrupted when, in Thunderclan territory, Graystripe finds a mysterious onion. He eats it and cracks the fart to end all farts. Every cat in a ten mile radius dies. Every Starclan cat that was visiting a living cat for a vision dies a second time. The Clans are no more.
EPILOGUE: Stoneteller learns what happened from the Tribe of Endless Hunting and exiles Stormfur to prevent such a calamity from ever happening to the Tribe. Brook leaves with him, and they go off to live as kittypets together. With their names changed to Stinky and Mable, they spend the rest of their days eating bad cat food, being petted by their new owners, and sitting in front of a television that only ever plays Shrek and South Park.
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Post by Rainsplash on Jul 18, 2021 7:50:56 GMT -5
Leafstar finds the other leaders and proposes to ask the old cats to suck all the life out of Mistystar. Moth Flight says Mistystar is beyond their power and before the leaders can think of another way, Mistystar pounces on Moth Flight.
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Asexual
#07B04C
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Name Colour
Ṣanɗypaw™
The Shiny User
🎵Guess that's just the way it goes, easy come, easy go🎵
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Post by Ṣanɗypaw™ on Jul 18, 2021 18:57:54 GMT -5
Moth Flight shrieks and struggles to fight Mistystar off, but it is useless, and Moth Flight is dead within seconds. Mistystar then announces herself as the God-Queen of StarClan and anyone who dares rebel against her will suffer the same fate as Moth Flight.
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Post by nowarriornameshere on Jul 18, 2021 21:56:56 GMT -5
"Oh, yeah? You and what army?"
Mistystar whirls around and sees... a gray rear ended pointed at her from five tail-lengths away. Just beyond the posterior, she can see Graystripe's head turned towards her and a giant onion next to him.
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Post by Rainsplash on Jul 19, 2021 2:18:58 GMT -5
Mistystar calls Mothwing and orders her to eat it. Mothwing says she won't, but Mistystar forces an onion slice down Mothwing's throat and Mothwing dies after punching Mistystar's flank. And then Mistystar scents a mysterious, displeasing smell.
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Post by Rainsplash on Jul 19, 2021 4:03:04 GMT -5
When they can no longer hold their breath the Dark Forest cats quickly leap back into their territory. A few cats who miraculously regained consciousness follows them into the dark trees.
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