Post by Feathertalon on May 24, 2021 5:47:01 GMT -5
Noah and Crawley had been at this party for a while now. Both were a few drinks in, but it was Crawley that was starting to show some signs of drunken stupidity. Noah was fine, at least for now, and while he was staying around his friend, it didn’t necessarily mean he was stopping the other guy from going out and doing something stupid, like take a handful of some of the snack chips and attempt to shove them all in his mouth like a chipmunk.
Once Ives had managed to squeeze inside, he instantly looked around. “Hey, Nori, do you think they’d let me play my-“ he paused, glancing around just as he realized Norman was still adamantly standing on the other side of the road, arms folded, and shaking his head at him. Okay so Norman was out, and Thaddeus had never even left the house.
So instead, Ives turned to Beau. “You’re still sticking with me, right? It would be kinda weird for me to be at a college party without at least one college person,” he explained and Beau nodded.
“Don’t worry, I’ll stay with you, even though...it is pretty loud,” Beau commented.
Post by Feathertalon on May 24, 2021 10:28:06 GMT -5
There was a choked mumbling coming from behind, and when Noah turned to see what it was, he noticed it was just Crawley, a handful of Doritos in his mouth. If this was anybody else Noah wouldn’t have been able to understand them, but with this being Crawley, he was able to use the totally legit and totally real bro telepathy that they had and figure out that Crawley was looking for a crowd of people to witness just how many chips he could fit in his mouth.
Noah gave his friend a thumbs up and turned to look for some people. Luckily, he noticed a pair who looked fresh to the party. ”Hey!” Noah called as he pushed his way over. ”Wanna make a drunk idiot happy?”
When someone first called out to him, Ives worried he had been caught, however his nerves eased up once he realized it was just a partygoer. “What did you have in mind?” He asked as he took a step closer, gesturing for Beau to follow him.
Post by Feathertalon on May 24, 2021 15:06:11 GMT -5
Noah gave a delighted smile when he caught the attention of the two he had called out to. He gestured toward where Crawley still was, starting to head back and motioning for the others to follow. ”He’s trying to see how many Doritos he can fit in his mouth. Sure he wants an audience of more than just me,” Noah explained.
This was something Ives could get behind. He grinned and stepped forward to get a closer look. “How many is he at right now?” He asked, head tilted to the side. He had some stuff like this before with his friends, this was what parties were all about.
Post by Feathertalon on May 24, 2021 15:57:34 GMT -5
”Not sure.” Noah shrugged. He looked Crawley over as they made it over to him. He was mumbling excitedly over the mouthful of chips, pointing to his puffed out cheeks. ”I’d say fifteen, twenty,” he guessed.
Ives nodded along. “Is he chewing them? Because it definitely doesn’t count if he’s chewing them,” he pointed out as he watched the clearly drunk guy. Man, one of these days he really should convince the others to throw a party at their place, he could even supply the music.
Post by Feathertalon on May 24, 2021 16:19:43 GMT -5
From the looks of it it seemed like Crawley just had whole chips in his mouth - it didn’t look like he was chewing either. ”Nope, he’s just sticking em whole in his mouth looks like.” As if to confirm this himself Crawley nodded in a swaying manner, giving a thumbs up as he reached over to grab more chips.
Beau gave a nod. “I think it’s a good idea, otherwise we wouldn’t know,” he explained with a polite nod. Personally Ives kinda thought getting into the technically of it all sort of ruined the vibe, but at least it was fun.
Post by Feathertalon on May 24, 2021 17:28:56 GMT -5
If Noah was being honest, this wasn’t the first time he had to go into Crawley’s mouth - that was a story for another time, though.
Lowering himself down closer to Crawley’s face, he simply explained, ”Hey, I’m gonna look in your mouth real quick.” This didn’t faze his friend one bit though. Honestly, Crawley seemed more than ready for this and opened his mouth for Noah.
Noah leaned in closer to get a quick look. ”Some of them are broken, but there’s still some whole ones in there,” he reported back.
Post by Feathertalon on May 24, 2021 17:40:02 GMT -5
Now this was getting really fun. Noah hadn’t expected that his part my experience would be feeding Doritos to a drunk Crawley, but this was better than just standing around, drinking, and flirting with people who passed by.
”Alright, here we go.” Noah reached into the bag and grabbed a few chips, handing them out to Crawley who, as best he could with a mouth already full of chips, reached out and attempted to stick more into his mouth.
“Shove! Shove! Shove! Shove!” Ives cheered excitedly as the man continued to shove chips in his mouth. “Come on, Beau, cheer with me,” Ives encouraged, glancing back towards Beau with a wide grin spread across his face.
Beau looked at him for a moment and then sighed and stepped up beside him. “Shove! Shove! Shove! Shove!” He joined in.
Post by Feathertalon on May 24, 2021 18:07:01 GMT -5
The cheering only egged Noah on. He continued shoving chips into Crawley’s mouth, who was also excited by the attention and cheering. But unfortunately, it was only a matter of time before Crawley’s mouth reached its limit.
After so many chips, Noah watched as Crawley jerked away, obvious tears in his eyes as he started coughing on the food.
Ives had been counting. It didn’t look like the guy had made it too far before he couldn’t take it anymore. “Hey, you okay? Signal if you’re choking, I know CPR, so if you’re dying, I can help,” Ives promised as he stepped forward to look at the guy, checking to make sure he was okay.
Post by Feathertalon on May 24, 2021 18:54:50 GMT -5
It was nice to know that somebody around was certified in CPR just in case something did go wrong, but Noah wasn’t too worried about Crawley actually choking. This was the guy who had survived getting bit by a copperhead, there was no way choking would do him in.
Though, Noah still kept a close eye on him as he spluttered and coughed up bits of Doritos. Noah knew that so long as he was making noise he’d be fine, it was just probably going to take a bit for Crawley to clear up all the chips he had had in his mouth.
Ives squinted, glancing towards the brunette to see if he was concerned, he didn’t seem to be and Ives assumed they were friends, so until the other guy’s face started to get all red, Ives figured it was fine.
Beau shifted next to him, not risking leaving the comfort of hiding behind Ives. “...He only managed fourteen,” he said quietly and Ives glanced back towards him.
“Shh, that’s still impressive, plus if he dies that’s kinda rude last words for him to hear,” he told him with a wave of his hand before looking back to the other guys.
Post by Feathertalon on May 24, 2021 19:19:39 GMT -5
It had to be a good minute or two before Crawley finally stopped coughing and managed to get himself back to as normal as he could be from Noah’s assumption of the time. ”You good there?”
Crawley took a breath of air before nodding. ”...Yeah,” he answered and then looked up toward the two guys Noah had brought over. ”Fourteen...fourteen chips is st-still...good,” he slurred, though Noah could tell he wasn’t upset or anything. There was a gleam of excitement in his eyes, though they were somewhat glazed over from all the drinks he had already had.
Okay good, he wasn’t dying. Now Ives could focus on other stuff. “Fourteen is good, I bet I can make it to fifteen though,” he said and held out his hand, making a grabby motion for the chip bag. “Can I try?” He asked.
Post by Feathertalon on May 24, 2021 20:24:44 GMT -5
”I’d like to see you try,” Crawley chuffed, looking at the guy with an expression of challenge on his face.
Curious about where this would go, Noah handed the chip bag over to this newfound party friend. ”Fifteen or more, don’t disappoint.” Noah was curious to see if Crawley’s current record could be beat or not.
Ives smiled and grabbed the bags, and one by one he started to strategically place them inside his mouth. Maybe it was because he wasn’t drunk, but he had figured since they were flat, he could stack them on top of each other. Soon there were five, then ten, then fifteen, and if he was being honest, Ives still felt like he could keep going.
Hm, that was a good question. Ives thought about it for a moment and then shrugged and kept layering the chips on top of each other inside his mouth, once his tongue had too many to keep piling, he switched to placing them against the insides of his cheeks. By now he wasn’t really sure how many he had crammed in there, but he was beginning to run out of room. “Eau, ‘ow man ahm ah a’?” He asked through a mouthful of chips.
Beau blinked, staring at him with wide eyes. “Er, you’re at ninety, right now,” he commented and Ives almost cheered.
That was pretty good. Now to get to 100.
He placed another chip inside, then another, then another, then one more, until finally he was positive he no longer had room, but still he persevered and shoved one final chip inside his mouth.
Post by Feathertalon on May 25, 2021 9:47:30 GMT -5
At this point Noah was speechless. He didn’t think it was physically possible to shove one hundred chips into the human mouth, but here this guy was, mouth full to the brim with a hundred Doritos. Noah was surprised, but impressed.
He turned to quickly look over at Crawley, his friend even appearing to be speechless at this feat. ”You...beat m-me,” Crawley breathed, wide-eyed and staring at the other guy just like Noah was once again.
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