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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2020 19:24:07 GMT -5
@manatee The fish bowl is PERFECT!! XD Brokenstar XDXD Whateverkit: *Shrug*star, can I fight in the battle today? *Shrug*star: Well, since it's just for fun... Let me think. What do you think, Starfish? Starfish: it is very important for the young ones to know the joy of being slapped with a fish
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Brokenstar
Conquer Windclan! Train kits too early! Muahahahahaha!!!
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Post by Brokenstar on Sept 7, 2020 19:35:53 GMT -5
*Shrug*star: Well, since it's just for fun... Let me think. What do you think, Starfish? Starfish: it is very important for the young ones to know the joy of being slapped with a fish *Shrug*star: Well... Alright. Go have fun, whateverkit! And remember! Go for either the stomach or the neck!
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Brokenstar
Conquer Windclan! Train kits too early! Muahahahahaha!!!
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Post by Brokenstar on Sept 7, 2020 19:36:34 GMT -5
This is the best clans ever Also love the medicine cat being Deadfish lmao that name is great for someone who's supposed to heal Had to edit the first sentence.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2020 19:37:28 GMT -5
Starfish: it is very important for the young ones to know the joy of being slapped with a fish *Shrug*star: Well... Alright. Go have fun, whateverkit! And remember! Go for either the stomach or the neck! Whateverkit: Alright! Okayclaw: But surely you can't be serious! Everyone knows that aiming for the eyes is the best course of action
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Brokenstar
Conquer Windclan! Train kits too early! Muahahahahaha!!!
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Post by Brokenstar on Sept 7, 2020 19:40:59 GMT -5
*Shrug*star: Well... Alright. Go have fun, whateverkit! And remember! Go for either the stomach or the neck! Whateverkit: Alright! Okayclaw: But surely you can't be serious! Everyone knows that aiming for the eyes is the best course of action *Shrug*star: No, it's aiming for the neck or stomach. These make the enemies panic, and are easier to hit. Oh, and Whateverkit, don't bite the fish. They may be tasty, but they'll make you sick. Ooh! Somebody left a fish on the ground! Finders-keepers! *Eats one of the traps Fishclan laid out* *Looks around* Wow! They're everywhere!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2020 19:42:13 GMT -5
Whateverkit: Alright! Okayclaw: But surely you can't be serious! Everyone knows that aiming for the eyes is the best course of action *Shrug*star: No, it's aiming for the neck or stomach. These make the enemies panic, and are easier to hit. Oh, and Whateverkit, don't bite the fish. They may be tasty, but they'll make you sick. Ooh! Somebody left a fish on the ground! Finders-keepers! *Eats one of the traps Fishclan laid out* *Looks around* Wow! They're everywhere! Okayclaw: You mouse brain! For StarClan's sake, do you have the sense of a two day old kit? You just told Whateverkit not to eat the fish, and you...well, that fish over there does look kind of tasty...
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Brokenstar
Conquer Windclan! Train kits too early! Muahahahahaha!!!
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Post by Brokenstar on Sept 7, 2020 19:46:15 GMT -5
*Shrug*star: No, it's aiming for the neck or stomach. These make the enemies panic, and are easier to hit. Oh, and Whateverkit, don't bite the fish. They may be tasty, but they'll make you sick. Ooh! Somebody left a fish on the ground! Finders-keepers! *Eats one of the traps Fishclan laid out* *Looks around* Wow! They're everywhere! Okayclaw: You mouse brain! For StarClan's sake, do you have the sense of a two day old kit? You just told Whateverkit not to eat the fish, and you...well, that fish over there does look kind of tasty... *Shrug*star: These fish are different! They're not being used to slap others in the face, so they must be okay! Also, for saying that, guess your punishment, Okay kit!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2020 19:51:03 GMT -5
Okayclaw: You mouse brain! For StarClan's sake, do you have the sense of a two day old kit? You just told Whateverkit not to eat the fish, and you...well, that fish over there does look kind of tasty... *Shrug*star: These fish are different! They're not being used to slap others in the face, so they must be okay! Also, for saying that, guess your punishment, Okay kit! Okaykit: What!?! You can't do this! Whateverkit: Yay! I have someone to play with in the nursery now, Somethingkit and Uhhkit play mossball all the time, but they always leave me out, they say that mossball is a two cat game, but that's a lie, because I saw Pawpaw, Beetleicantthinkofanything, Jim, and Averagepelt playing together just a few sunrises ago!
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Brokenstar
Conquer Windclan! Train kits too early! Muahahahahaha!!!
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Post by Brokenstar on Sept 7, 2020 19:53:17 GMT -5
*Shrug*star: These fish are different! They're not being used to slap others in the face, so they must be okay! Also, for saying that, guess your punishment, Okay kit! Okaykit: What!?! You can't do this! Whateverkit: Yay! I have someone to play with in the nursery now, Somethingkit and Uhhkit play mossball all the time, but they always leave me out, they say that mossball is a two cat game, but that's a lie, because I saw Pawpaw, Beetleicantthinkofanything, Jim, and Averagepelt playing together just a few sunrises ago! *Shrug*star: Come on! Tell me your guess!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2020 19:58:52 GMT -5
Okaykit: What!?! You can't do this! Whateverkit: Yay! I have someone to play with in the nursery now, Somethingkit and Uhhkit play mossball all the time, but they always leave me out, they say that mossball is a two cat game, but that's a lie, because I saw Pawpaw, Beetleicantthinkofanything, Jim, and Averagepelt playing together just a few sunrises ago! *Shrug*star: Come on! Tell me your guess! Okaykit: I thought taking my warrior name away was the punishment, but I should have known you had more up your pelt. Let me guess, you're making Averagepelt my mentor when you deem me worthy of being an apprentice.
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Brokenstar
Conquer Windclan! Train kits too early! Muahahahahaha!!!
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Post by Brokenstar on Sept 7, 2020 20:01:06 GMT -5
*Shrug*star: Come on! Tell me your guess! Okaykit: I thought taking my warrior name away was the punishment, but I should have known you had more up your pelt. Let me guess, you're making Averagepelt my mentor when you deem me worthy of being an apprentice. *Shrug*star: Thanks for the ideas! Truth is, I didn't know what to do to punish you, so I insulted you and tricked you into telling me a punishment, Okaykit! Also, I think Jim would be a better mentor. What do you think, Whateverkit? Also, Whateverkit has authority over you. I just had that idea.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2020 20:12:03 GMT -5
Okaykit: I thought taking my warrior name away was the punishment, but I should have known you had more up your pelt. Let me guess, you're making Averagepelt my mentor when you deem me worthy of being an apprentice. *Shrug*star: Thanks for the ideas! Truth is, I didn't know what to do to punish you, so I insulted you and tricked you into telling me a punishment, Okaykit! Also, I think Jim would be a better mentor. What do you think, Whateverkit? Also, Whateverkit has authority over you. I just had that idea. Okaykit: B-But, I was a respected senior warrior! You can't do this! Seriouslyfeather: As a senior warrior, I'd expect you to know that the leader's word is the warrior code, maybe going back to the nursery is the best option for you, at least until you learn the warrior code. Whateverkit: Whoa! I've never been in charge of anything before
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2020 20:18:18 GMT -5
This is the best clan ever Also love the medicine cat being Deadfish lmao that name is great for someone who's supposed to heal Haha yeah Deadfish is... an interesting character. Probably shouldn't be putting cats' lives into his paws, but oh well I imagine him to be a bit of a mad scientist who likes experimenting with fish
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2020 20:20:24 GMT -5
Should we make a list of all the characters we have so far and their descriptions?
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Brokenstar
Conquer Windclan! Train kits too early! Muahahahahaha!!!
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Post by Brokenstar on Sept 7, 2020 20:33:56 GMT -5
*Shrug*star: Thanks for the ideas! Truth is, I didn't know what to do to punish you, so I insulted you and tricked you into telling me a punishment, Okaykit! Also, I think Jim would be a better mentor. What do you think, Whateverkit? Also, Whateverkit has authority over you. I just had that idea. Okaykit: B-But, I was a respected senior warrior! You can't do this! Seriouslyfeather: As a senior warrior, I'd expect you to know that the leader's word is the warrior code, maybe going back to the nursery is the best option for you, at least until you learn the warrior code. Whateverkit: Whoa! I've never been in charge of anything before *Shrug*star: Thank you, Seriouslyfeather. Guess my reward for you! And remember to have fun with Okaykit. You can make him do anything! *Turning towards Okaykit* *Babytalking* Gootchie gootchie goo! Who's a cute widdle warrior? You are! Go have fun playing with Whateverkit, my widdle warrior!
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Brokenstar
Conquer Windclan! Train kits too early! Muahahahahaha!!!
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Post by Brokenstar on Sept 7, 2020 20:35:08 GMT -5
Should we make a list of all the characters we have so far and their descriptions? Yes. *Shrug*star still looks like a cappuccino, as I'm too lazy to think of anything else.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2020 20:56:36 GMT -5
BrokenstarOkaykit: You will regret the day you were kitted *Shrug*star mark my words! Whateverkit: Let's play mossball! Us against Somethingkit and Uhhkit Awesome! Fuzzyfish - very fluffy cream tabby she-cat with green eyes Okayclaw - grey tabby tom with yellowish green eyes and white paws Whateverkit - calico she-cat with orange eyes Seriouslyfeather - medium furred ginger and white tabby tom with a serious face XD I think that's all who is on my list so far
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Brokenstar
Conquer Windclan! Train kits too early! Muahahahahaha!!!
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Post by Brokenstar on Sept 7, 2020 21:21:20 GMT -5
Brokenstar Okaykit: You will regret the day you were kitted *Shrug*star mark my words! Whateverkit: Let's play mossball! Us against Somethingkit and Uhhkit Awesome! Fuzzyfish - very fluffy cream tabby she-cat with green eyes Okayclaw - grey tabby tom with yellowish green eyes and white paws Whateverkit - calico she-cat with orange eyes Seriouslyfeather - medium furred ginger and white tabby tom with a serious face XD I think that's all who is on my list so far *Shrug*star: What? For a second, I just genuinly thought you were a kit, Okaykit. Seriously! Great! Hey, we need to resolve who owns Jim. I challenge you to a dual. Only spoons allowed as weapons. But yeah, I love Jim.
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Brokenstar
Conquer Windclan! Train kits too early! Muahahahahaha!!!
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Post by Brokenstar on Sept 7, 2020 21:23:32 GMT -5
Chicken I forgot this: *Shrug*star: Whateverkit, I am very disappointed in you. You can do whatever with him, and you choose that? Why not make him eat yellow snow or something?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2020 21:26:15 GMT -5
Chicken I forgot this: *Shrug*star: Whateverkit, I am very disappointed in you. You can do whatever with him, and you choose that? Why not make him eat yellow snow or something? Seriouslyfeather: That's gross *Shrug*star! You shouldn't do that to a kit, it's against the warrior code! Whateverkit: Sorry *Shrug*star
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Brokenstar
Conquer Windclan! Train kits too early! Muahahahahaha!!!
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Post by Brokenstar on Sept 7, 2020 21:28:42 GMT -5
Chicken I forgot this: *Shrug*star: Whateverkit, I am very disappointed in you. You can do whatever with him, and you choose that? Why not make him eat yellow snow or something? Seriouslyfeather: That's gross *Shrug*star! You shouldn't do that to a kit, it's against the warrior code! Whateverkit: Sorry *Shrug*star *Shrug*star: They never said it's against the warrior code! Also, I'm not the one to be doing it! Whateverkit would've! But still, Whateverkit, have him cater to your every need! Have him give you a badger ride! Have him yowl something at the top of his lungs! Make him tell his deepest darkest secret! Play tag! Be creative!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2020 21:30:02 GMT -5
Seriouslyfeather: That's gross *Shrug*star! You shouldn't do that to a kit, it's against the warrior code! Whateverkit: Sorry *Shrug*star *Shrug*star: They never said it's against the warrior code! Also, I'm not the one to be doing it! Whateverkit would've! But still, Whateverkit, have him cater to your every need! Have him give you a badger ride! Have him yowl something at the top of his lungs! Make him tell his deepest darkest secret! Play tag! Be creative! Whateverkit: Alright! We're going to have a lot of fun together Okaykit! First, we're going to- Okaykit!: Absolutely not! I am a senior warrior deserving of respect, maybe I'll find that respect in FishClan!
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Brokenstar
Conquer Windclan! Train kits too early! Muahahahahaha!!!
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Post by Brokenstar on Sept 7, 2020 21:31:48 GMT -5
*Shrug*star: They never said it's against the warrior code! Also, I'm not the one to be doing it! Whateverkit would've! But still, Whateverkit, have him cater to your every need! Have him give you a badger ride! Have him yowl something at the top of his lungs! Make him tell his deepest darkest secret! Play tag! Be creative! Whateverkit: Alright! We're going to have a lot of fun together Okaykit! First, we're going to- Okaykit!: Absolutely not! I am a senior warrior deserving of respect, maybe I'll find that respect in FishClan! *Shrug*star: You are forbidden to leave the clan! You're only a kit! It's only 6 moons of this! And if you're good, I'll make it shorter! Now, what were you saying, Whateverkit?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2020 21:39:07 GMT -5
Whateverkit: Alright! We're going to have a lot of fun together Okaykit! First, we're going to- Okaykit!: Absolutely not! I am a senior warrior deserving of respect, maybe I'll find that respect in FishClan! *Shrug*star: You are forbidden to leave the clan! You're only a kit! It's only 6 moons of this! And if you're good, I'll make it shorter! Now, what were you saying, Whateverkit? Whateverkit: First, Okaykit must give me a badger ride, then, they must help me beat Uhhkit and Somethingkit at mossball. Seriouslyfeather: What if you don't beat them at mossball? Okaykit: Are you seriously suggesting that I wouldn't beat a couple of kits at mossball? Whateverkit: We better win!! Who are the parents of Whateverkit, Somethingkit, and Uhhkit?
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Brokenstar
Conquer Windclan! Train kits too early! Muahahahahaha!!!
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Post by Brokenstar on Sept 7, 2020 21:46:40 GMT -5
*Shrug*star: You are forbidden to leave the clan! You're only a kit! It's only 6 moons of this! And if you're good, I'll make it shorter! Now, what were you saying, Whateverkit? Whateverkit: First, Okaykit must give me a badger ride, then, they must help me beat Uhhkit and Somethingkit at mossball. Seriouslyfeather: What if you don't beat them at mossball? Okaykit: Are you seriously suggesting that I wouldn't beat a couple of kits at mossball? Whateverkit: We better win!! Who are the parents of Whateverkit, Somethingkit, and Uhhkit? *Shrug*star: Good! A badger ride, and a competition! Nice job, Whateverkit! *Turns to the battle* Could you all please fight a little quieter? I'm trying to have a conversation! One is Beetleicantthinkofanything.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2020 21:55:14 GMT -5
Whateverkit: First, Okaykit must give me a badger ride, then, they must help me beat Uhhkit and Somethingkit at mossball. Seriouslyfeather: What if you don't beat them at mossball? Okaykit: Are you seriously suggesting that I wouldn't beat a couple of kits at mossball? Whateverkit: We better win!! Who are the parents of Whateverkit, Somethingkit, and Uhhkit? *Shrug*star: Good! A badger ride, and a competition! Nice job, Whateverkit! *Turns to the battle* Could you all please fight a little quieter? I'm trying to have a conversation! One is Beetleicantthinkofanything. What does Beetleicantthinkofanything look like? Whateverkit: Thank you *Shrug*star, if I win, can I be made an apprentice? Basicfur: *Stops kicking Clawfish* Sorry *Shrug*star! Seriouslyfeather: You are only 4 moons old! That's against the warrior code!
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Brokenstar
Conquer Windclan! Train kits too early! Muahahahahaha!!!
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Post by Brokenstar on Sept 7, 2020 21:59:24 GMT -5
*Shrug*star: Good! A badger ride, and a competition! Nice job, Whateverkit! *Turns to the battle* Could you all please fight a little quieter? I'm trying to have a conversation! One is Beetleicantthinkofanything. What does Beetleicantthinkofanything look like? Whateverkit: Thank you *Shrug*star, if I win, can I be made an apprentice? Basicfur: *Stops kicking Clawfish* Sorry *Shrug*star! Seriouslyfeather: You are only 4 moons old! That's against the warrior code! *Shrug*star: You can keep fighting, just please, don't be so loud! *Turns back* Well, the warrior code also says my word is law, and has keyboard spam, so if I say it's alright, then it's alright! Plus, I do have a lot of favoritism towards Whateverkit, so... okay! Who should judge? I dunno what they look like. I always imagined dark ginger with black stripes. Also, that exact keyboard spam code is- *Gets kidnapped by CIA to stop him from revealing it*
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2020 22:07:20 GMT -5
What does Beetleicantthinkofanything look like? Whateverkit: Thank you *Shrug*star, if I win, can I be made an apprentice? Basicfur: *Stops kicking Clawfish* Sorry *Shrug*star! Seriouslyfeather: You are only 4 moons old! That's against the warrior code! *Shrug*star: You can keep fighting, just please, don't be so loud! *Turns back* Well, the warrior code also says my word is law, and has keyboard spam, so if I say it's alright, then it's alright! Plus, I do have a lot of favoritism towards Whateverkit, so... okay! Who should judge? I dunno what they look like. I always imagined dark ginger with black stripes. Also, that exact keyboard spam code is- *Gets kidnapped by CIA to stop him from revealing it* Basicfur: *resumes fighting* Seriouslyfeather: Aren't you supposed to love all of your kits equally? Whateverkit: Are you my father!?! Hahah XDXD
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Brokenstar
Conquer Windclan! Train kits too early! Muahahahahaha!!!
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Post by Brokenstar on Sept 7, 2020 22:10:38 GMT -5
*Shrug*star: You can keep fighting, just please, don't be so loud! *Turns back* Well, the warrior code also says my word is law, and has keyboard spam, so if I say it's alright, then it's alright! Plus, I do have a lot of favoritism towards Whateverkit, so... okay! Who should judge? I dunno what they look like. I always imagined dark ginger with black stripes. Also, that exact keyboard spam code is- *Gets kidnapped by CIA to stop him from revealing it* Basicfur: *resumes fighting* Seriouslyfeather: Aren't you supposed to love all of your kits equally? Whateverkit: Are you my father!?! Hahah XDXD *Shrug*star: I'm not sure. All anyone knows is that Beetleicantthinkofanything is one of your parents. Also, Seriouslyfeather, I have favoritism, okay? *Sarcastically* Do you have some herb that can cure that? *Seriously* Do you, though? Cause I desperately need it. Also some to cure my random bursts of sarcasm.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2020 22:16:55 GMT -5
Basicfur: *resumes fighting* Seriouslyfeather: Aren't you supposed to love all of your kits equally? Whateverkit: Are you my father!?! Hahah XDXD *Shrug*star: I'm not sure. All anyone knows is that Beetleicantthinkofanything is one of your parents. Also, Seriouslyfeather, I have favoritism, okay? *Sarcastically* Do you have some herb that can cure that? *Seriously* Do you, though? Cause I desperately need it. Also some to cure my random bursts of sarcasm. Seriouslyfeather: I'm not the medicine cat, but maybe you should go see them Fuzzyfish: Clawfish is dead! Retreat Retreat! Newtfish: We won't forget about this SomesortofClan, we'll be back!
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