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Post by Leapkit on Oct 17, 2019 17:26:08 GMT -5
Since a lot of us here seem to have weird thoughts we absolutely NEED to post about to get reactions out of people I figured I'd make a thread where we can congregate them all in one place.
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Post by Leapkit on Oct 17, 2019 17:26:43 GMT -5
Dissociating is just spicy meditation.
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Post by Leapkit on Oct 17, 2019 18:13:06 GMT -5
Okay like I don't mean to be sexist or anything but what the **** is up with cranberry juice some people like to shit on a regular basis
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2019 18:14:51 GMT -5
Okay like I don't mean to be sexist or anything but what the **** is up with cranberry juice I don't understand why this is sexist XD Is that the joke?
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Post by Banned from the original WCF on Oct 17, 2019 18:39:37 GMT -5
Okay like I don't mean to be sexist or anything but what the **** is up with cranberry juice some people like to shit on a regular basis I didn't even know it was high in fiber
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Post by Leapkit on Oct 17, 2019 18:42:38 GMT -5
yogurt is just healthy pudding
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Post by what on Oct 17, 2019 19:08:34 GMT -5
ground beef=cow mashed potatoes
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Post by jess on Oct 17, 2019 23:03:32 GMT -5
Okay like I don't mean to be sexist or anything but what the **** is up with cranberry juice I really don't like getting into arguments on this forum but I'll literally fight you on this, cranberry juice is heavenly
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Post by scint on Oct 18, 2019 1:14:18 GMT -5
Cucumbers are fruits, and pickles are basically just pickled cucumbers. One recipe for pickle relish is made out of pickles, onions, garlic, minced, turmeric, celery seed, mustard seed, dill seed, sugar, white vinegar, and pickling/kosher salt. The definition of smoothie is: "A drink that is made of fruit or sometimes vegetables and is blended with juice, milk, or yogurt and often ice until smooth." Depending on the type of vinegar you use, it can have some traces of juice in it.
Therefore, pickle relish is a smoothie, or at least very close to being fully qualified to be one.
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Post by Saint Ambrosef on Oct 18, 2019 11:21:17 GMT -5
Cucumbers are fruits, and pickles are basically just pickled cucumbers. One recipe for pickle relish is made out of pickles, onions, garlic, minced, turmeric, celery seed, mustard seed, dill seed, sugar, white vinegar, and pickling/kosher salt. The definition of smoothie is: "A drink that is made of fruit or sometimes vegetables and is blended with juice, milk, or yogurt and often ice until smooth." Depending on the type of vinegar you use, it can have some traces of juice in it. Therefore, pickle relish is a smoothie, or at least very close to being fully qualified to be one. ice cold take
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2019 13:20:20 GMT -5
Cucumbers are fruits, and pickles are basically just pickled cucumbers. One recipe for pickle relish is made out of pickles, onions, garlic, minced, turmeric, celery seed, mustard seed, dill seed, sugar, white vinegar, and pickling/kosher salt. The definition of smoothie is: "A drink that is made of fruit or sometimes vegetables and is blended with juice, milk, or yogurt and often ice until smooth." Depending on the type of vinegar you use, it can have some traces of juice in it. Therefore, pickle relish is a smoothie, or at least very close to being fully qualified to be one. I need you to stop lol Why are you obsessed with things being a smoothie 😅
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Post by Brindlebriar on Oct 18, 2019 15:49:11 GMT -5
I am living for this thread right now xD
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Post by Sand on Oct 18, 2019 18:19:37 GMT -5
yogurt is just healthy pudding Not if you've been through an American brand yogurt crisis -- I think you'd be better off with pudding. Europe has such great yogurt, it hurts :-(.
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Post by what on Oct 18, 2019 20:04:38 GMT -5
Cucumbers are fruits, and pickles are basically just pickled cucumbers. One recipe for pickle relish is made out of pickles, onions, garlic, minced, turmeric, celery seed, mustard seed, dill seed, sugar, white vinegar, and pickling/kosher salt. The definition of smoothie is: "A drink that is made of fruit or sometimes vegetables and is blended with juice, milk, or yogurt and often ice until smooth." Depending on the type of vinegar you use, it can have some traces of juice in it. Therefore, pickle relish is a smoothie, or at least very close to being fully qualified to be one. power move: you show up to school sippin on a pickle relish smoothie. one of your classmates asks “oh what kind of smoothie is that?”. you reply “pickle.” the class gasps. one person faints from the sheer power. the teacher immediately fails you. the space time continuum collapses.
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Post by Tealraven on Oct 18, 2019 21:24:53 GMT -5
Plumbers are just toilet doctors
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Bisexual
will
native american cowboy
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Post by will on Oct 18, 2019 23:18:35 GMT -5
Plumbers are just toilet doctors an unsurprising take coming from the plague doctor avatar
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Post by what on Oct 19, 2019 14:19:57 GMT -5
i just had the sudden desire for a chonky wooden bowl. don’t even know what i’d do with it. i just,,,,,,,, need a sturdy wooden bowl in my life ya know. my brain: ah yes, this will give me Dopamine
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Post by Leapkit on Oct 19, 2019 14:22:52 GMT -5
i just had the sudden desire for a chonky wooden bowl. don’t even know what i’d do with it. i just,,,,,,,, need a sturdy wooden bowl in my life ya know. my brain: ah yes, this will give me Dopamine God thats valid
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Post by Leapkit on Oct 20, 2019 1:14:02 GMT -5
Midnight thoughts: Star Trek/Doctor Who crossover but it just focuses on what would happen if the Doctor ran into Q
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Post by Tealraven on Oct 20, 2019 12:23:45 GMT -5
What if Elizabeth I aka the 'Virgin Queen' was ace/aro but nobody knew bc the concept of asexuality in the 1500s was virtually nonexistent
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Post by what on Oct 20, 2019 14:23:58 GMT -5
i just had the sudden desire for a chonky wooden bowl. don’t even know what i’d do with it. i just,,,,,,,, need a sturdy wooden bowl in my life ya know. my brain: ah yes, this will give me Dopamine God thats valid the Wooden Bowl Deities have blessed me. look what i found at Ikea they are my children. i would sacrifice my life for them.
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Post by Saint Ambrosef on Oct 20, 2019 15:17:39 GMT -5
What if Elizabeth I aka the 'Virgin Queen' was ace/aro but nobody knew bc the concept of asexuality in the 1500s was virtually nonexistent i know most of these are shitposts formed in passing thought BUT gonna be that nerd history was not as sexualized as our modern era. the idea of not caring about sex has been around for a long time. see: monasteries and convents. elizabeth i was likely reluctant to marry because she saw a revolving door of woman in her father's bedroom growing up, as well as her own mother executed, and probably had extreme trust issues of elevating any man to her throne lest she be treated similarly. any man she'd marry would potentially have power over her and she did Not Like That (understandably)
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Post by Leapkit on Oct 20, 2019 18:13:31 GMT -5
how do deaf and blind people think if they dont hear any words or see any symbols
can you think in touch?
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Post by Brindlebriar on Oct 21, 2019 12:48:49 GMT -5
If we call brownies BROWNies because they're brown, would we call a vanilla brownie a whitey?
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Post by Saint Ambrosef on Oct 21, 2019 15:18:16 GMT -5
If we call brownies BROWNies because they're brown, would we call a vanilla brownie a whitey? they're actually called blondies
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Post by Brindlebriar on Oct 21, 2019 20:55:24 GMT -5
If we call brownies BROWNies because they're brown, would we call a vanilla brownie a whitey? they're actually called blondies NO WAY
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Post by what on Oct 23, 2019 9:59:39 GMT -5
isn’t it crazy how there’s so many different languages? like so many different ways to produce sound waves to communicate with people, and it’s weird how asian languages sound similar, slavic languages sound similar, etc. but they’re all so different from each other!
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Post by Brindlebriar on Oct 23, 2019 15:57:47 GMT -5
Pizza rolls are just pizza pillows.
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Post by Saint Ambrosef on Oct 23, 2019 16:21:14 GMT -5
Pizza rolls are just pizza pillows. pizza rolls are just mini hot pockets which are just mini calzones
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