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Post by ͐T͐͐ᴡ͐͐ɪ͐͐ɪ͐ᴀ͐ on Jan 22, 2018 21:47:47 GMT -5
Granted, but whatever other pets you may have won't love you
I wish my rabbit didn't die last summer
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Post by Minty Clod on Jan 22, 2018 21:48:34 GMT -5
Granted, but he dies this year.
I wish I had sushi
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Post by ͐T͐͐ᴡ͐͐ɪ͐͐ɪ͐ᴀ͐ on Jan 23, 2018 1:03:06 GMT -5
Granted, but your sushi is microscopic
I wish I don't have midterms
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Post by Minty Clod on Feb 14, 2018 20:41:50 GMT -5
Granted, but now you have frequent pop quizzes.
I wish people liked me
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Post by flamerune on Feb 15, 2018 8:23:00 GMT -5
Granted, but only people you don’t like like you.
I wish I could be good at theatre.
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Post by Minty Clod on Feb 15, 2018 18:00:51 GMT -5
Granted, but no one knows.
I wish cats were nice
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Post by Stormwing on Feb 15, 2018 19:41:53 GMT -5
Granted, but now dogs are evil
i wish for spaghetti
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Post by flamerune on Feb 15, 2018 19:42:59 GMT -5
Granted, but it is horrortale spaghetti, made from people.
I wish I didn’t hate goats.
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Post by Lilystorm on Jul 26, 2018 17:53:54 GMT -5
Granted, but now the goats hate you.
I wish I was a warrior cat.
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Post by earthreborn on Jul 29, 2018 20:53:10 GMT -5
Granted, but you turn into Tigerstar just as Scourge attacks him.
I wish I could time travel.
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Post by Lilystorm on Aug 7, 2018 23:52:51 GMT -5
Granted, but you can't control when.
I wish my dog would shut up
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Post by xlooves on Apr 20, 2019 19:19:47 GMT -5
Granted, but your dog has eaten chocolate and is now dead. He's quiet now.
I wish I had more than 3 cats
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2019 0:12:51 GMT -5
Granted, but the cats are bobcats.
I wish I had a pet bird.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2019 21:45:29 GMT -5
Granted but the puppy gets ran over.
I wish for a million dollars.
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Post by flamerune on May 9, 2020 0:15:28 GMT -5
Granted, but its the wrong currency.
I wish that I had an endless supply of mac and cheese.
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Post by mossecho on May 14, 2020 19:08:55 GMT -5
Granted, but it is always cold.
I wish that I could go outside.
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Post by flamerune on May 28, 2020 13:05:10 GMT -5
Granted, but the apocalypse has started and everyone is dead. Animals and people alike.
I wish that I didn't have back pain.
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Post by mossecho on Jun 1, 2020 2:47:14 GMT -5
Granted, just now you'll have a phenomenally horrible headache. Forever.
I wish I never made typos.
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Post by Resident Degenerate on Jul 18, 2020 19:56:55 GMT -5
Granted, but you only get to wish once per day. (You still have no flaws. Technically it's not a flaw, but rather a restriction.)
I wish to be above the law.
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