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Post by Dawnrose on Aug 25, 2017 11:11:08 GMT -5
This is a random game where you post different ways to get kicked out of a store. I'm referring to any store. It could be a Target, a Walmart, a Whole Foods, etc.
You probably already know this but don't do any of these in real life. Or else you WILL get kicked out.
Rules:
- You can post up to 5 ways in one post.
- No double posting.
- Once we reach 100 ways, someone starts off from way #1 again.
- Try to avoid repeating things others have said in the past.
- Be creative!
I will start off with 3 ways:
1.) Ask an employee where the nearest rival store is. (If you are in Walmart, ask where the nearest Target is, etc.)
2.) Come to the cash register without a wallet, and when you go to pay, tell the cashier "I think I left my wallet in my car, I will go get it." Once you come back, say "Oops, I have no cash in my wallet."
3.) Get a really loud speaker and play an annoying song in all of the aisles.
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Post by Armageddidn't on Aug 25, 2017 11:40:17 GMT -5
4) Pull out a knife in an aisle.
5) Punch a stocked for not stocking correctly.
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Post by Dawnrose on Aug 25, 2017 13:43:26 GMT -5
6.) Switch all of the items in the aisles. For example, put all the toys in the school supplies aisle, and put all of the school supplies in the toy aisle
7.) Abandon a bunch of items in horrible locations. For example, put a chip bag in one of the freezers (Someone actually did this at my local Walmart)
8.) Wear something weird to the store (like a chicken suit) Then do something weird wearing it. If you're wearing a chicken suit, then peck at the ground like a chicken.
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Post by Armageddidn't on Aug 25, 2017 13:44:05 GMT -5
((Can I list more?))
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Post by Dawnrose on Aug 25, 2017 13:44:41 GMT -5
(yes)
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Post by Armageddidn't on Aug 25, 2017 13:46:17 GMT -5
10: Eat out of an unpaid for bag of chips.
11: Sass a manger.
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Post by Maplestone360 on Aug 25, 2017 15:00:52 GMT -5
12) Trash the bathrooms
13) Open all the cereal boxes with prizes inside and steal all the prizes
14) Unfold all the clothing
15) Tell your kid/younger sibling/etc. that they can't buy the toy they want, causing them to scream and cry at the top of their lungs as if you're a stranger trying to kidnap them
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Post by Dawnrose on Aug 25, 2017 19:11:50 GMT -5
16.) "Decorate" the bathrooms with toilet paper.
17.) Bother the employees constantly with obvious questions such as "How do you buy this?" or "How much does this cost?"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2017 22:07:09 GMT -5
18 . Go to McDonald's and order 19 slices of cheese. Do this again and again until there's a large line of customers and the staff start to get annoyed.
19 . Go to Wendy's and ask where the nearest McDonalds is. If they point to the garbage can, jump in it and spill it's contents everywhere.
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Post by Armageddidn't on Aug 25, 2017 22:08:57 GMT -5
20: Find a dollar and go to Hot Topic and ask for anything that's a dollar and jut keep asking
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Jettstar
I'm an Elder 56 years old. Lol I bet I'm the oldest member.
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Post by Jettstar on Aug 26, 2017 11:43:25 GMT -5
IN THE SUPERMARKET
21: Messing up items on shelves because they ran out of what you needed.
22: Crashing into a display with shopping cart because it was blocking what you needed
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Post by Dawnrose on Aug 26, 2017 11:59:34 GMT -5
23.) At Whole Foods, ask where the nearest Mcdonald's/Burger King/Other Junk Food Place is.
24.) In a clothing store, take some baby clothes to the fitting room and ask if you can go in.
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Post by birdfang130 on Aug 26, 2017 14:20:27 GMT -5
25: Trip an employee. Do it again.
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Post by Maplestone360 on Aug 26, 2017 14:54:38 GMT -5
26) Go to Chick-fil-A and order a burger.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2017 14:56:56 GMT -5
27) Pour cement on the floor.
28) Bring cats in who need to use the bathroom.
29) Peel the oranges.
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Post by Dawnrose on Aug 28, 2017 17:05:51 GMT -5
30.) Use one of those ladders that say "Employees only" to get an item off the shelf
31.) Steal one of the employee uniforms and pretend to be an employee and give customers false information.
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Post by Maplestone360 on Aug 28, 2017 17:29:52 GMT -5
32) Ask to get your cat's fur cleaned at a dog salon
33) Repeatedly ask an employee to lower the price of an item, even when when say no
34) Smash all the watermelons
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Post by tinybreeze on Aug 28, 2017 21:39:16 GMT -5
35) Attempt to cause a ruckus at 3 am. Because who goes wild in a store at 3 am?
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Post by Dawnrose on Aug 28, 2017 21:43:05 GMT -5
36.) Go to a pet store with a rock and ask "Do you have any supplies for my pet rock?"
37.) Attempt to steal one of the shopping carts.
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Post by dixonticonderoga on Aug 29, 2017 21:40:38 GMT -5
38.) Make a pillow fort in the middle of the store.
39.) Sing the song "hey ya" at the top of your lungs on repeat, especially the alright part.
40.) Play a game of chicken with shopping carts.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2017 21:59:18 GMT -5
41. scream so loud that all of the glass shatters
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Post by Maplestone360 on Aug 30, 2017 6:34:49 GMT -5
42) Come dressed up as Hulk and start smashing all the food products while yelling loudly
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Post by Dawnrose on Sept 1, 2017 9:24:45 GMT -5
43.) Yell at the employees for the store not having something in stock even though it isn't their fault at all
44.) At a craft store, open all of the paints so when someone picks them up the paint will go all over the place.
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Post by hollis on Sept 2, 2017 22:20:53 GMT -5
45. shoplift
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Post by ~Sapphire~ on Sept 3, 2017 15:23:02 GMT -5
47 - Violently protest the store layout
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Post by Dawnrose on Sept 9, 2017 19:10:41 GMT -5
48.) Open all of the toys in the toy aisle and play with them
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Post by Sησω on Sept 10, 2017 9:41:24 GMT -5
49. Go into a Sprint store and yell that Verizon/AT&T/T Mobile is better.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 30, 2017 23:09:19 GMT -5
50) Go around wearing Donald Trump masks asking Hispanic people to pay for the wall.
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