I am Drainpaw~~ An interactive spoof Fic!
Jul 16, 2017 19:17:34 GMT -5
EthanTheAnnus, πππππ π¨, and 4 more like this
Post by EthanTheAnnus on Jul 16, 2017 19:17:34 GMT -5
I obtained this idea from @raincloud33 's interactive comic. go take a look at it, it's marvellous!
For my spoofy friends who I have very... erm, let's say interesting, chats with: Owlmoon mintedstar/fur Ignisπ₯ and Maplestone360 .
For my spoofy friends who I have very... erm, let's say interesting, chats with: Owlmoon mintedstar/fur Ignisπ₯ and Maplestone360 .
Scene one: Camp
You, Drainpaw, pad across the camp; SkyClan camp to be exact. You don't even know why you are here. Wait, what Clan are you from again?
Drainpaw shrugged his shoulders (Yes, you are a male XD). Then he saw his crush, Midpaw. He started to sweat. What do you do?
Drainpaw opts to run away and blush. He somehow ends up face-to-face with his other crush, Fishpaw. What now?
Drainpaw does a barrel roll, then a front flip and ends it with a not-so-graceful cartwheel. Fishpaw snorts and pads away and over comes the medicine cat. The medicine cat, Wishcloud, stares at Drainpaw. Her staring is starting to unnerve him. What should he say?
Drainpaw mutters "Hi" and cowers away before standing back up. She's still staring.
"Stop staring at meeeeeee," he complained. The medicine cat continues to stare. Drainpaw stares back and then attempts to stare into her soul. He somehow does and is shocked by what he discovers; Wishcloud is secretly a...?
"Wishcloud, are you sure that's allowed?" Drainpaw asks.
"Huh?" she answers, seeming far away in her thoughts.
"IS IT OK TO BE HALF DRAGON????" Drainpaw yells.
"I'm not half-dragon," complained Wishcloud indignantly. "I'm a _"?
"I'm a Dracatollama, to be exact," she snapped. "Part cat, part dragon and part llama." Wishcloud paused for a second. "Part turtle too," she added. Drainpaw shrugged and walked away, only to be encountered by none other than the legendary _?
"H-Hi, Emotionstar," muttered Drainpaw, trying to duck away.
"YOU WERE TALKING TO MY GIRL, MEDICINE CAT AND SISTER. NOBODY CAN DO THAT EXCEPT ME."
"S-Sorry..." Drainpaw said. He tried to scoot around the leader but he was too large. "Why do you have to be so fat?" he complained.
"Ok, ok," said Drainpaw, attempting to hold up his forepaws in surrender, falling flat on his face instead. "How about something less offensive; why do you like Wishcloud?" As Emotionstar glowered, Drainpaw shrank back a little. "I mean, she's not ugly or anything-" Emotionstar's anger receeded slightly "-But she is your sister, right? And a medicine cat." Emotionstar responded with, "
"Ummm..." Drainpaw blinked then slowly backed away.
End of scene one.
Scene two: Gone Fishing.
Drainpaw, Midpaw and Fishpaw were on a patrol with their mentors, _?
Starstar and Clawclaw are joint mentors of Fishpaw. Pawpaw and Kitkit are joint mentors of the not-so-pleased Drainpaw. Finally, Edyh34rt and Happyheart are joint mentors of Midpaw. The apprentices and their mentors are headed off to go fishing. They are especially looking for the defenceless delicacy, _?
Drainpaw turned to his mentors, Pawpaw and Kitkit. "Why is it even called a Blobfish?" he complained. In perfect unison, his mentors replied.
"It's called a Blobfish because_?"
His mentors replied with such lack of enthusiasm that Drainpaw curled his lip and snarled.
"No snarling at your mentors!" Kitkit and Pawpaw shouted in perfect unison, like always. "you will go straight to the naughty corner!" Drainpaw turns around and walks the short distance back to camp. When he arrives in the naughty corner, he sees another cat there. It is a small silver she-cat. Then he remembers; her name is _?
This she-cat, now named Blobwater, had formerly been known as Beautifulspirit. Drainpaw felt slightly awkward as he approached the naughty corner. What should he say?
"Hello, I'm Drainpaw, how are you doing today? Would you like a voleshake? Today is a good day. Why is your name Blobwater? Whatcha doin here, matey? Speaking of mates, do yo wanna be my mate?" Drainpaw blurted.
"I'm good. And no thanks. And I'm not entirely sure why my name is Blobwater. I don't know what I'm doing here either." She paused for a second. "You asked me to be your mate, correct?"
Drainpaw swallowed and replied, "_?"
"Ummm... ok. But are sure it's legal? I mean, you're an apprentice."
"I don't care; if we have to, we can elope." Drainpaw turned away to see his crushes, Fishpaw and Midpaw staring at him.
"That's right; I'm taken," he said. Then, as an after thought, he added, "_?"
"Ugh, fine," Blobwater snarled. "Take him." Drainpaw then turned to look at Midpaw.
"Do you want to elope?"
"Well... I have homework... so... (?)"
"I'm gonna be imprisoned all afternoon, but sure!" Midpaw answered. Drainpaw licked her ear, then padded off with his tail held high.
End Scene
Scene Three: There goes the fourth wall...
Drainpaw flicked his ears. "Ow! Owlmoon you didn't have to yell!"
"How do you know that, β αααIαα αα©Oαͺ β ?" Drainpaw said. "And πππππ π¨ I am not a toad tree." He turns to Midpaw. "You're my wife! Tell them!" Then he turns back to πππππ π¨ . "At least Owlmoon is apologetic!"
"WELL OF COURSE I KNOW YOUR DAMN NAMES- wait, did I break the fourth wall?" Drainpaw looks around sheepishly. "Sorry."
Midpaw leans over to give a well-deserved_____?
Drainpaw glares at Midpaw. "They're calling you their great overlord now. Why can't I be the great overlord?"
You, Drainpaw, pad across the camp; SkyClan camp to be exact. You don't even know why you are here. Wait, what Clan are you from again?
StarClanDrainpaw shrugged his shoulders (Yes, you are a male XD). Then he saw his crush, Midpaw. He started to sweat. What do you do?
Run away and blushDrainpaw opts to run away and blush. He somehow ends up face-to-face with his other crush, Fishpaw. What now?
Do a barrel roll and some gymnasticsDrainpaw does a barrel roll, then a front flip and ends it with a not-so-graceful cartwheel. Fishpaw snorts and pads away and over comes the medicine cat. The medicine cat, Wishcloud, stares at Drainpaw. Her staring is starting to unnerve him. What should he say?
Say "Hi" and cower. "Stop staring at meee." Stare back. Stare into her soul.Drainpaw mutters "Hi" and cowers away before standing back up. She's still staring.
"Stop staring at meeeeeee," he complained. The medicine cat continues to stare. Drainpaw stares back and then attempts to stare into her soul. He somehow does and is shocked by what he discovers; Wishcloud is secretly a...?
HALF CAT HALF DRAGON
"Wishcloud, are you sure that's allowed?" Drainpaw asks.
"Huh?" she answers, seeming far away in her thoughts.
"IS IT OK TO BE HALF DRAGON????" Drainpaw yells.
"I'm not half-dragon," complained Wishcloud indignantly. "I'm a _"?
Part turtle too!
She's technical a Dracatollama.
A dragon, cat and llama. "I'm a Dracatollama, to be exact," she snapped. "Part cat, part dragon and part llama." Wishcloud paused for a second. "Part turtle too," she added. Drainpaw shrugged and walked away, only to be encountered by none other than the legendary _?
Emotionstar, an overly emotional and clingy tom who has been hitting on Wishcloud for years and has had no luck.
He's known for being the worst leader ever, being over emotional about Wishcloud(who is his sister), and being overly obese.
"H-Hi, Emotionstar," muttered Drainpaw, trying to duck away.
"YOU WERE TALKING TO MY GIRL, MEDICINE CAT AND SISTER. NOBODY CAN DO THAT EXCEPT ME."
"S-Sorry..." Drainpaw said. He tried to scoot around the leader but he was too large. "Why do you have to be so fat?" he complained.
Upon Drainpaw's response, Emotionstar gives a frown as large as a rainbow and snorts. The leader glares down and starts talking about feeling the wrath of his blubber.
"Ok, ok," said Drainpaw, attempting to hold up his forepaws in surrender, falling flat on his face instead. "How about something less offensive; why do you like Wishcloud?" As Emotionstar glowered, Drainpaw shrank back a little. "I mean, she's not ugly or anything-" Emotionstar's anger receeded slightly "-But she is your sister, right? And a medicine cat." Emotionstar responded with, "
"She's only my half-sister, so it's partially fine! And I don't care what you think anyway! And she reminds me of how I was in love with our mother!""Ummm..." Drainpaw blinked then slowly backed away.
End of scene one.
Scene two: Gone Fishing.
Drainpaw, Midpaw and Fishpaw were on a patrol with their mentors, _?
Starstar, Clawclaw, Pawpaw and Kitkit.
Edgyh34rt and Happyheart
they are twins but edgy is the evil twin, he has nothing but hatred in his heart and his fur is as dark as his soul. He is the obvious questionable choice for a mentor but Emotionstar didn't care. Happy is the complete opposite of her brother, she has nothing but love in her heart and her fur is as bright as the stars. She is also a questionable mentor because she never enforces anything and always tells everyone they're doing a good job, but Emotionstar didn't care.
Starstar and Clawclaw are joint mentors of Fishpaw. Pawpaw and Kitkit are joint mentors of the not-so-pleased Drainpaw. Finally, Edyh34rt and Happyheart are joint mentors of Midpaw. The apprentices and their mentors are headed off to go fishing. They are especially looking for the defenceless delicacy, _?
Blobfish
Drainpaw turned to his mentors, Pawpaw and Kitkit. "Why is it even called a Blobfish?" he complained. In perfect unison, his mentors replied.
"It's called a Blobfish because_?"
It's a literal blob.
It also says "blob".His mentors replied with such lack of enthusiasm that Drainpaw curled his lip and snarled.
"No snarling at your mentors!" Kitkit and Pawpaw shouted in perfect unison, like always. "you will go straight to the naughty corner!" Drainpaw turns around and walks the short distance back to camp. When he arrives in the naughty corner, he sees another cat there. It is a small silver she-cat. Then he remembers; her name is _?
Blobwater!
BeautifulSpiritThis she-cat, now named Blobwater, had formerly been known as Beautifulspirit. Drainpaw felt slightly awkward as he approached the naughty corner. What should he say?
Would you like a voleshake?
Hello, I am Drainpaw, how are you doing today?
Today is a good day.
Why is your name Blobwater?
Whatcha doin here, matey? Speaking of mates, do yo wanna be my mate?"Hello, I'm Drainpaw, how are you doing today? Would you like a voleshake? Today is a good day. Why is your name Blobwater? Whatcha doin here, matey? Speaking of mates, do yo wanna be my mate?" Drainpaw blurted.
"I'm good. And no thanks. And I'm not entirely sure why my name is Blobwater. I don't know what I'm doing here either." She paused for a second. "You asked me to be your mate, correct?"
Drainpaw swallowed and replied, "_?"
Correct.
Sure did, beautiful.
"I mean, I like she-cats that look terrible like you, so why not?"
"Ummm... ok. But are sure it's legal? I mean, you're an apprentice."
"I don't care; if we have to, we can elope." Drainpaw turned away to see his crushes, Fishpaw and Midpaw staring at him.
"That's right; I'm taken," he said. Then, as an after thought, he added, "_?"
"I can totally be with you two she-cats if you'd like. C'mere gorgeous, and you pumpkin."
Um...all the single ladies?"
(The horrible puns.)
"I guess you can say, I'm the cat's meow?"
(you turned into Chat Noir XD^^))"Ugh, fine," Blobwater snarled. "Take him." Drainpaw then turned to look at Midpaw.
"Do you want to elope?"
"Well... I have homework... so... (?)"
I'm going to be imprisoned all afternoon.
"sure!"
Drainpaw licked her ear, then padded off with his tail held high. END SCENE "I'm gonna be imprisoned all afternoon, but sure!" Midpaw answered. Drainpaw licked her ear, then padded off with his tail held high.
End Scene
Scene Three: There goes the fourth wall...
Drainpaw flicked his ears. "Ow! Owlmoon you didn't have to yell!"
We're not in AoT!
Lynx yells back "Well what's wrong with yelling? You Toad Tree!"
*attempts to look sheepish* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
"How do you know that, β αααIαα αα©Oαͺ β ?" Drainpaw said. "And πππππ π¨ I am not a toad tree." He turns to Midpaw. "You're my wife! Tell them!" Then he turns back to πππππ π¨ . "At least Owlmoon is apologetic!"
OH GOD SHE KNOWS OUR NAMES
GASP"WELL OF COURSE I KNOW YOUR DAMN NAMES- wait, did I break the fourth wall?" Drainpaw looks around sheepishly. "Sorry."
Midpaw leans over to give a well-deserved_____?
Slap on the face. Totally and completely deserved.
Don't anger our great overlord Midpaw.
Drainpaw glares at Midpaw. "They're calling you their great overlord now. Why can't I be the great overlord?"
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