The Truest Kawaii Waifu - Sue vs. Sue (Chapter Twenty Up)

Airashīdesuspirit - an extremely pretty silver she-cat with large purple eyes and bangs covering one eye.

Vixensoul - a bright, flame-red, sparkly, long-furred, gorgeous she-cat with a belly as white as freshly-fallen crystal snow and paws as dark as her backstory. Her eyes are a majestic violet-purple that transcends all others in beauty.

Bloodstrike - a red and black she-cat with red-glowing eyes. Tsundere. Secretly has something for Starsong.

Starsong – a pretty, purple-eyed she-cat.

Wolfstar - a cute, very thin silver she-cat with beautiful darker tabby stripes. Her tail-tip, muzzle, paws and belly are a snow-white color, and the hair on her head covers one of her light blue eyes. Her other eye is bright pink which she can use to read minds (don't ask how).

Rainbowheart - an extraordinarily beautiful calico she-cat with smooth, soft fur, a beautiful long tail, fluffy ears, and bright blue eyes.

Mirrorshine - a gorgeous white she cat with a rainbow bang over one of her eyes, a bow around her neck, neon blue paws, and a rainbow tail. Her eyes were a very very pretty, blind, pale blue, and she was very cute.

Flameheart – a handsome, large, flame-colored tom with thick fur and emerald-green eyes.

SilverWolfFallingSnowSpirit – a silver she-cat with lilac-blue eyes, a four-pointed white star on her chest, black ears, and black paws.

Pearlnose - a white she-cat with glossy fur and bright amber eyes.

Goldenstream - a golden tabby she-cat with white paws and blue eyes. She also has a fluffy pelt with a white tail tip.

Beautifulspirit - a pretty, long, soft, shiny furred, pink she-cat with purple eyes and peach colored stripes. She has white paws that can definitely kill everyone in all of the Clans.

Ribbonpassion – a tall, thin she-cat. Ribbonpassion has long, shiny white fur with natural sky blue and cotton candy pink highlights. Her fur never mats and never gets caught on anything. She has heterochromia, one of her eyes is soothing light lilac and the other pumpkin pastel orange, she is pretty.

Twilightstar - a dark purple she-cat with long, silky fur and a bushy tail. Twilightstar has one eye of pure silver, and another of pure gold.

Stormstripe- a beautiful dark gray tabby she-cat with beautiful blue eyes.

Rainbowcrystal – a cream she-cat with rainbow stripes, tail tip, belly, eyes, wings, ears, paws and claws.

Infinitykit - a golden she-cat and when light touches her ur it shines lik a rainbpw. She has sliver fur in her gold fur and glows in the dark. But not an icky green color, but a clear kawaii sky blue. She has violet eyes with rainbow irises. Her ears have kawaii tufts on them that are a sligthly darker shade of gold.

Darkshadow – a as dark as the shadows at night but darker she-cat with incredibly rare red eyes that look black when she is angry.

The ground shook.

The sky darkened.

You could tell something was off by the way the birds were screeching frantically.

At fourtrees, 18 grotesquely, heart wrenchingly, daintily, cutely, gorgeous she-cats sat. Each of them was more slender and pretty than the previous one. Their dewy orbs sparkled in the moonlight.

"Now ..." A cat said. "The universe is imbalanced. There are two many kawaii waifus.", which was the much more adorable and cultured way to say that you are something they didn't even understand. "We must fight to see who is the sue - iest of them all!" They all shreiked, in the voice of a pop singer.

Who will win? You will find out in this epic saga, DAWN OF CHAOS - SUE V SUE. Featuring salty sisters and love triangles which don't make sense!


Airashīdesuspirit screeched cutely. "Ugly jealous fatty fat queens! You're making my WindClan complexion blush!" A random cat, named Brackenfur called out from the audience.

"You're only 1/47th WindClan though? You're acting like a bit of a windaboo right now." Airashīdesuspirit hissed. "And now you're a murderer, because I say so!" Vixensoul then spoke up. "Your mom's a murderer!" She then did a hairflip with her instagram wavy ponytail at her witty burn. Bloodstrike then spoke up. "It's not like I came here today because I like you guys or anything ... mousebrains!" She hid behind her long bangs, always soaked with the blood of her black rose backstory. More cats screeched. Brackenfur, the only reasonable voice spoke up ...

- CHAPTER TWO -

Brackenfur meowed. "Like, maybe you should accept that you're all equally good?" He said nervously. Bloodstrike punched him. "Baka! That's stupid!

I'm going to fight you all!" She glared. Then, a soft, sad anime theme song started to play. Starsong stopped her cassette player. "Stop everyone, stop fighting!" She started to cry sparkly tears. Bloodstrike hugged her. Then she punched Starsong. "I didn't do that because you're cute or anything ... !" Vixensoul then smiled. "Your mom isn't cute either." Then,

she laughed loudly at her own joke, even though nobody else did. Meanwhile, nobody noticed Wolfstar glaring at Bloodstrike with eyes of jealousy and rage ...



Rainbowheart, a cute, kawaii, desu, hot calico with sparkling blue eyes the colour of a winter spring prettied over. She was wearing a schoolgirl uniform. "Hello~" She said. She was a very pretty cat who is very pretty. Bloodstrike hissed. "We don't need these baka bimbos! I'm clearly cuter than she is! She started to snark derely. Then, Vixensoul started to bite her lip in anticipation. "Did you mean to say - your mom is a baka bimbo?" She flipped her pastel mermaid dyed hair, at her sick roast, before hollering with laughter loudly. Then, Wolfstar walked over. "Hello, everyone, I am just your kawaii schoolgirl!" She said, throwing a corpse away. She then looked Bloodstrike straight in the eye before giggling. "Oh Bloodstrike, you look so cute that I would literally run my claws down your itty bitty neck!" She licked the blood off her paws. "Sorry, powdered doughnut."


Brackenfur (The unkawaii child murderer,) decided to speak up. "Okay, so number one, let's judge based on who has the best backstory." Bloodstrike slapped him and then turned the lights off. A single spotlight focused on her. "My mom was killed by Thistleclaw, and then my dad was held hostage. He decided to kill me, but StarClan decided that I was too cute and perfect to be killed, and I would become the princess snowflake of their next soap opera. Then, I decided that I was love, but I don't want a partner, so I hate everyone. And I don't love Starsong. I hate the way her silky, shimmery fur ripples along her delicate body. I hate the way her dark lashes frame her gentle glitter blue orbs perfectly. I hate the way the moon on her forehead glows a soft pink. SHE'S UGLY! That's why I carry her books."



Airashīdesuspirit pushed away Bloodstrike. "Time's up, ShadowClan pregnant cat!" Airashīdesuspirit took center seat. "I was born in WindClan. I had long ponytails which made my mom and sister jealous, so they renamed me Pookit. They would abuse me every single day but because I'm cute, I don't have any scars or signs of trauma. Eventually, two handsome cats saved me. One had blond fur rippling on his cat abs. The other was brooding and had black bangs. They were called Nobilityheart and Shadowclaw. They both fell in love with me immediately. Then, I found out I was a nine tailed fox!" Airashīdesuspirit needed to take a breath. Rainbowheart started to cry. "Stop fighting everybody!" Brackenfur was confused. Rainbowheart glittered.

Brackenfur shook off the fog of confusion that had formed around his head. “Hey, kawaii waifus,” he uttered nerviously, but he tried to remain calm. He didn’t want to become the scourge of the Clans due to Airashīdesuspirit, did he? “You might be wondering how this works, correct? Well, there’s been some judges watching you this whole time, and they have decided to come out and introduce themselves.”

Darktail came out and faced all the Sues. “I’m Darktail, your first judge.” His eyes were focused on a handsome ginger tom named Flameheart.

Then, Hawkfrost bumped into the black and white tom. He knocked him over into the ground, ripping his gaze away from Flameheart. “Ha! I’m Hawkfrost. I’m looking for a kawaii waifu to birth my kits!”

Firestar then bounced out. “Yo, I’m your third judge.”

And, finally, Tawnypelt and Rowanstar came out together. “We’re looking for the next deputy of ShadowClan,” Rowanstar meowed.

Tawnypelt interjected. “Tigerheart has been too distracted with his new mate, Dovewing.”

“You’re replacing me?” Tigerheart, who was out in the audience with his own kawaii waifu, wailed. He ran away, sobbing.

Darktail got up and placed himself in front of everyone. “Let’s continue. But, remember, we’re watching. Even the slightest mistake could forever hurt your chances for being deemed. ‘The Truest Kawaii Waifu.’”

“We’ll see you after the break.”

All the sues sat around fourtrees, exchanging glances. Wolfstar had the most aggressive one. She looked like she was about to rip off the bloody faces of her opponents, especially Bloodstrike’s.

“Were we always on a television show?” Asked Infinitykit, utterly confused.

“I think so,” Starsong purred, flipping her gorgeous bangs slightly. Wolfstar and Bloodstrike started to fight in the background. Starsong was offended.

“What are you two doing?” She jumped to them. “Don’t fight! This show is made for children!”

Wolfstar, who was holding Bloodstrike by the beautiful scruff of her neck, dropped the red and black she-cat. “Sorry, Starsong!”

Bloodstrike punched Wolfstar. “Don’t ever do that again,” she growled.

Meanwhile, SilverWolfFallingSnowSpirit approached Darktail. “Can I go first?” She firmly believed that she had the best backstory to tell.

Darktail replied. “Yes, you may. We’re on in -3 seconds.”

SilverWolfFallingSnowSpirit tilted her head. “That means we’re already on?”

“Transition animation,” Darktail briefly mewed. He turned around and had lights focused onto him. He adjusted his bowtie and propped himself up on two legs.

“Welcome back to ‘The Truest Kawaii Waifu!’” Darktail announced. “Where we find out who is truly the truest kawaii waifu.”

“SilverWolfFallingSnowSpirit shall be the first sue to go after that break,” Darktail got up and ran to the other judges, who were sitting behind a desk that had a few red buzzers pasted onto it.

The slender, but not too slender, she-cat padded out into the front of the Mary Sues, who were arguing amongst themselves. She took a deep breath in, then a deep breath out.

“I was born in a Clan that loved me almost immediately. They praised me, loved me, and they, as a whole, couldn’t decide on one name to give me! So, then named me SilverWolfFallingSnowkit. I was a natural leader in the nursery, and, when I became an apprentice, I was the natural leader of it too. Of course, I was all alone in the apprentice’s den and nursery. My Clan was swept with a horrible disease called Blackcough. It killed all the younger generation, but me. They named me SilverWolfFallingSnowSpirit after the spirits of my fallen clanmates due to the disease.”

An ear-piercing squeal popped out of nowhere that morphed into a voice. “What does the judges have to say about this backstory? Note: To stay in the running for BEST KAWAII WAIFU, one judge must ring a buzzer.”

Darktail was first. “Uh, boring!”

Then, Hawkfrost. “I agree. Plus, you’re not even that hot.”

Firestar said nothing.

However, Tawnypelt said something good. “She sounds like she’ll make a great deputy.” She placed her paw on the buzzer. It let out a ding of approvement.

The voice spoke again. “SilverWolfFallingSnowSpirit shall move onto round two!”

Purring, the thin, but not too thin, she-cat padded back to the rest of the sues.

“Next up, Starsong!”

The utterly beautiful she-cat ambled up to the front stage. Her glittering purple eyes were cheery, yet nervous. Wolfstar’s and Bloodstrike’s eyes were both pinned onto the she-cat.

SilverWolfFallingSnowSpirit tilted her head. Were Wolfstar and Bloodstrike gays?

There were only two cats left to tell their backstory, Vixensoul and Flameheart. All other cats had said their backstory were allowed into the next round, all due to Firestar’s reluctance to let a cat go.

Vixensoul now sat in front of the group, preparing to tell her story.

“I was born into CholesterolClan—I mean KestrelClan—where my parents, Dumbface and Fartheart. I-I mean Doveface—Dovefoot— and Barkheart, named me Dirtkit for reasons unknown. They abused me and made me cry all the time. But that made me strong. When I was a cat named Dirtpaw, I fled KestrelClan to go to HeavenClan, HavenClan. The Clan leader let me in. Then, I discovered that I could turn into a vixen. He made my name Vixensoul. However, a powerful cat named Mal saw this power and decided to use it for himself. He possessed me, forcing me to kill everyone in my Clan! StarClan saw me and pitied me. They took me up to StarClan and gave me the powers of a goddess. If Mal hadn’t possessed me, I would’ve been HavenClan’s leader!”

“Booooo,” yowled a cat in the audience.

“Boo to your mom!” Vixensoul whipped her pastel pink Instagram ponytail at the sickest burn that she had ever produced.

“What does the judges think?” the magic voice said.

Hawkfrost automatically rung the buzzer. “Any cat who can produce burns as sick as that should be my wife!”

He then reached over to Firestar’s and Darktail’s buzzer and hit theirs as well. “Be my wife!” He shouted louder. He stretched out onto the table and rung Rowanstar’s and Tawnypelt’s.

Vixensoul only rolled her eyes and hopped back into the group of mary-sues.

Next, Flameheart came out, and, impulsively, Darktail hit his buzzer several times. He also punched Hawkfrost’s.

“Hi, I’m Flameheart,” the flame-colored tom spoke. “I was Firestar’s other sibling. When I was a kit, I was dropped into the river. I was rushed downstream and ended up in RiverClan territory. There, they took me in and named me after my flame-colored pelt and loyal personality.”

“And judges?” The voice mewed.

Rowanstar pressed his buzzer, and Firestar did too.

The voice spoke again. “Congratulations, all sues are moving onto round two: The Talent Show!”

Then, an escalator came down from the sky.

“This escalator will take you to the house that you’ll live in until round two,” the voice concluded.

Slowly, one by one, the sues boarded the escalator that led up to a place above the cloud. Pearlnose, who has crawled on first, kept on looking over the rails.

“This is a long ways from my Clan,” she mewed, her ocean home was deeply present in her few thoughts. “Is anyone else feeling a little homesick?” She asked, still peering off the edge.

“Do you even deserve to call yourself a sue?” Ribbonpassion screamed back. “Sues don’t have flaws, like feeling homesick!”

“Your mom doesn’t deserve to call herself a sue!” Vixensoul yowled out impulsively, then she let out a snorty chuckle. She hadn’t boarded the escalator yet.

Hawkfrost approached the flaming she-cat. “You have the most beautiful laugh,” his pupils were in the shapes of hearts. “Do you want to go hunting tomorrow morning, before round two?”

Vixensoul’s eyes brightened in enthusiasm. “You want to go hunting? With me? Of course!”

“Really?” Hawkfrost doubted. “You really want to go hunting with me?”

Vixensoul nodded.

Purring loudly, Hawkfrost spoke. “Well, then. See you tomorrow!” He turned around and padded to the other judges.

Vixensoul headed up the escalator, her tail flicking. Something that the she-cat was, sadly, unaware of.

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All the sues reached the top of the escalator a few minutes. They saw that they were going to stay in a large, Californian mansion that could see the sea from where it stood.

Pearlnose was gleeful about this; it reminded her of her home. However, she was too reasonably angry at Ribbonpassion to express this.

Starsong was the sue who first opened the door and let all the competitors trickle into the house. She went across one long hallway to the kitchen. A note was taped onto the refrigerator.

Bloodstrike grabbed it, pushing Starsong aside. She opened it and began to read it.

The note said as followed.

ROOM ASSIGNMENTS

we’re afraid that we only have 9 rooms for the eighteen of you. All of you must share rooms. To reduce conflict, follow this chart about where each of you shall go.

ROOM 1: Airashīdesuspirit, Rainbowcrystal

ROOM 2: Infinitykit, Mirrorshine

ROOM 3: Bloodstrike, Wol-

Abruptly, Bloodstrike ripped the chart in half and threw it on the ground. Starsong scavenged it and read the rest of it.

ROOM 3: Bloodstrike, Wolfstar

ROOM 4: Vixensoul, Starsong

ROOM 5: Ribbonpassion, Rainbowheart

ROOM 6: Pearlnose, Stormstripe

ROOM 7: Darkshadow, Goldenstream

ROOM 8: Twilightstar, Beautifulspirit

ROOM 9: Flameheart, SilverWolfFallingSnowSpirit