Post by Deleted on May 28, 2017 0:08:18 GMT -5
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The ground shook.
The sky darkened.
You could tell something was off by the way the birds were screeching frantically.
At fourtrees, 18 grotesquely, heart wrenchingly, daintily, cutely, gorgeous she-cats sat. Each of them was more slender and pretty than the previous one. Their dewy orbs sparkled in the moonlight.
"Now ..." A cat said. "The universe is imbalanced. There are two many kawaii waifus.", which was the much more adorable and cultured way to say that you are something they didn't even understand. "We must fight to see who is the sue - iest of them all!" They all shreiked, in the voice of a pop singer.
Who will win? You will find out in this epic saga, DAWN OF CHAOS - SUE V SUE. Featuring salty sisters and love triangles which don't make sense!
Airashīdesuspirit screeched cutely. "Ugly jealous fatty fat queens! You're making my WindClan complexion blush!" A random cat, named Brackenfur called out from the audience.
"You're only 1/47th WindClan though? You're acting like a bit of a windaboo right now." Airashīdesuspirit hissed. "And now you're a murderer, because I say so!" Vixensoul then spoke up. "Your mom's a murderer!" She then did a hairflip with her instagram wavy ponytail at her witty burn. Bloodstrike then spoke up. "It's not like I came here today because I like you guys or anything ... mousebrains!" She hid behind her long bangs, always soaked with the blood of her black rose backstory. More cats screeched. Brackenfur, the only reasonable voice spoke up ...
Brackenfur meowed. "Like, maybe you should accept that you're all equally good?" He said nervously. Bloodstrike punched him. "Baka! That's stupid!
I'm going to fight you all!" She glared. Then, a soft, sad anime theme song started to play. Starsong stopped her cassette player. "Stop everyone, stop fighting!" She started to cry sparkly tears. Bloodstrike hugged her. Then she punched Starsong. "I didn't do that because you're cute or anything ... !" Vixensoul then smiled. "Your mom isn't cute either." Then,
she laughed loudly at her own joke, even though nobody else did. Meanwhile, nobody noticed Wolfstar glaring at Bloodstrike with eyes of jealousy and rage ...
Rainbowheart, a cute, kawaii, desu, hot calico with sparkling blue eyes the colour of a winter spring prettied over. She was wearing a schoolgirl uniform. "Hello~" She said. She was a very pretty cat who is very pretty. Bloodstrike hissed. "We don't need these baka bimbos! I'm clearly cuter than she is! She started to snark derely. Then, Vixensoul started to bite her lip in anticipation. "Did you mean to say - your mom is a baka bimbo?" She flipped her pastel mermaid dyed hair, at her sick roast, before hollering with laughter loudly. Then, Wolfstar walked over. "Hello, everyone, I am just your kawaii schoolgirl!" She said, throwing a corpse away. She then looked Bloodstrike straight in the eye before giggling. "Oh Bloodstrike, you look so cute that I would literally run my claws down your itty bitty neck!" She licked the blood off her paws. "Sorry, powdered doughnut."
Brackenfur (The unkawaii child murderer,) decided to speak up. "Okay, so number one, let's judge based on who has the best backstory." Bloodstrike slapped him and then turned the lights off. A single spotlight focused on her. "My mom was killed by Thistleclaw, and then my dad was held hostage. He decided to kill me, but StarClan decided that I was too cute and perfect to be killed, and I would become the princess snowflake of their next soap opera. Then, I decided that I was love, but I don't want a partner, so I hate everyone. And I don't love Starsong. I hate the way her silky, shimmery fur ripples along her delicate body. I hate the way her dark lashes frame her gentle glitter blue orbs perfectly. I hate the way the moon on her forehead glows a soft pink. SHE'S UGLY! That's why I carry her books."
Airashīdesuspirit pushed away Bloodstrike. "Time's up, ShadowClan pregnant cat!" Airashīdesuspirit took center seat. "I was born in WindClan. I had long ponytails which made my mom and sister jealous, so they renamed me Pookit. They would abuse me every single day but because I'm cute, I don't have any scars or signs of trauma. Eventually, two handsome cats saved me. One had blond fur rippling on his cat abs. The other was brooding and had black bangs. They were called Nobilityheart and Shadowclaw. They both fell in love with me immediately. Then, I found out I was a nine tailed fox!" Airashīdesuspirit needed to take a breath. Rainbowheart started to cry. "Stop fighting everybody!" Brackenfur was confused. Rainbowheart glittered.
also ask them stuff wcrpforums.com/thread/35848/ask-sues }
- PROLOGUE -
The ground shook.
The sky darkened.
You could tell something was off by the way the birds were screeching frantically.
At fourtrees, 18 grotesquely, heart wrenchingly, daintily, cutely, gorgeous she-cats sat. Each of them was more slender and pretty than the previous one. Their dewy orbs sparkled in the moonlight.
"Now ..." A cat said. "The universe is imbalanced. There are two many kawaii waifus.", which was the much more adorable and cultured way to say that you are something they didn't even understand. "We must fight to see who is the sue - iest of them all!" They all shreiked, in the voice of a pop singer.
Who will win? You will find out in this epic saga, DAWN OF CHAOS - SUE V SUE. Featuring salty sisters and love triangles which don't make sense!
- CHAPTER ONE -
Airashīdesuspirit screeched cutely. "Ugly jealous fatty fat queens! You're making my WindClan complexion blush!" A random cat, named Brackenfur called out from the audience.
"You're only 1/47th WindClan though? You're acting like a bit of a windaboo right now." Airashīdesuspirit hissed. "And now you're a murderer, because I say so!" Vixensoul then spoke up. "Your mom's a murderer!" She then did a hairflip with her instagram wavy ponytail at her witty burn. Bloodstrike then spoke up. "It's not like I came here today because I like you guys or anything ... mousebrains!" She hid behind her long bangs, always soaked with the blood of her black rose backstory. More cats screeched. Brackenfur, the only reasonable voice spoke up ...
- CHAPTER TWO -
Brackenfur meowed. "Like, maybe you should accept that you're all equally good?" He said nervously. Bloodstrike punched him. "Baka! That's stupid!
I'm going to fight you all!" She glared. Then, a soft, sad anime theme song started to play. Starsong stopped her cassette player. "Stop everyone, stop fighting!" She started to cry sparkly tears. Bloodstrike hugged her. Then she punched Starsong. "I didn't do that because you're cute or anything ... !" Vixensoul then smiled. "Your mom isn't cute either." Then,
she laughed loudly at her own joke, even though nobody else did. Meanwhile, nobody noticed Wolfstar glaring at Bloodstrike with eyes of jealousy and rage ...
- CHAPTER THREE -
Rainbowheart, a cute, kawaii, desu, hot calico with sparkling blue eyes the colour of a winter spring prettied over. She was wearing a schoolgirl uniform. "Hello~" She said. She was a very pretty cat who is very pretty. Bloodstrike hissed. "We don't need these baka bimbos! I'm clearly cuter than she is! She started to snark derely. Then, Vixensoul started to bite her lip in anticipation. "Did you mean to say - your mom is a baka bimbo?" She flipped her pastel mermaid dyed hair, at her sick roast, before hollering with laughter loudly. Then, Wolfstar walked over. "Hello, everyone, I am just your kawaii schoolgirl!" She said, throwing a corpse away. She then looked Bloodstrike straight in the eye before giggling. "Oh Bloodstrike, you look so cute that I would literally run my claws down your itty bitty neck!" She licked the blood off her paws. "Sorry, powdered doughnut."
- CHAPTER FOUR -
Brackenfur (The unkawaii child murderer,) decided to speak up. "Okay, so number one, let's judge based on who has the best backstory." Bloodstrike slapped him and then turned the lights off. A single spotlight focused on her. "My mom was killed by Thistleclaw, and then my dad was held hostage. He decided to kill me, but StarClan decided that I was too cute and perfect to be killed, and I would become the princess snowflake of their next soap opera. Then, I decided that I was love, but I don't want a partner, so I hate everyone. And I don't love Starsong. I hate the way her silky, shimmery fur ripples along her delicate body. I hate the way her dark lashes frame her gentle glitter blue orbs perfectly. I hate the way the moon on her forehead glows a soft pink. SHE'S UGLY! That's why I carry her books."
- CHAPTER FIVE -
Airashīdesuspirit pushed away Bloodstrike. "Time's up, ShadowClan pregnant cat!" Airashīdesuspirit took center seat. "I was born in WindClan. I had long ponytails which made my mom and sister jealous, so they renamed me Pookit. They would abuse me every single day but because I'm cute, I don't have any scars or signs of trauma. Eventually, two handsome cats saved me. One had blond fur rippling on his cat abs. The other was brooding and had black bangs. They were called Nobilityheart and Shadowclaw. They both fell in love with me immediately. Then, I found out I was a nine tailed fox!" Airashīdesuspirit needed to take a breath. Rainbowheart started to cry. "Stop fighting everybody!" Brackenfur was confused. Rainbowheart glittered.
