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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 25, 2017 1:36:17 GMT -5
Miro: "Today I found out that, apparently, if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat, then throw the body overboard, they can't trace it back to any one legal system, so you can't be prosecuted for their murder." Literally, anyone: "So what did you do today?"
Algernon: "Have you ever accidentally befriended someone who is very irritating?" Ambrose: "I thought you said 'beheaded.'" Beau: "That would not be an accident."
"I want to go on a shopping trip where I am the only one in the shopping mall and everything I want is free." "That is called 'night robbery.'" "So be it." - too many of these characters
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Post by shades on May 25, 2017 1:36:51 GMT -5
Brooks: Charlie, where are you going? Charlie: well, that depends, Brooksie. when i die, probably hell, but right now i'm just going to the bathroom.
Ingrid: [slams door open] Ingrid: so you two ARE having s-x! Charlie: [sitting in a corner, working on his laptop] Brooks: [on the bed reading a book] Charlie: we are? Brooksie, why didn't you tell me? i would've put down my laptop.
Miro: i want you to avenge me, Shawn. Shawn: you're not dying, you only got your hand stepped on. Miro: AVENGE ME I SAY
Ingrid: somebody needs a hug! Emerson: somebody doesn't.
Charlie: why is your back all scratched up? Brooks: [has a flashback to when he and Peyton Molly drunk-chased a cat after a million times of Charlie telling them not to] Brooks: ...i'm having an affair.
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Post by mags on May 25, 2017 1:36:54 GMT -5
i feel so accomplished and honored that chooks is now #official ur welcome kiddos
anyway on that note i need to try to sleep bc otherwise imma die @ practice in the morning!! goodnight chickadees! love yall & ttyl! <3
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Post by shades on May 25, 2017 1:39:29 GMT -5
Night everyone. I'll be here...wallowing in incorrect quotes.
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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 25, 2017 1:39:36 GMT -5
GOODNIGHT, TO BOTH
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Post by koi on May 25, 2017 1:41:28 GMT -5
NIGHT SWEETS!!
"[has a flashback to when he and Peyton Molly drunk-chased a cat after a million times of Charlie telling them not to]" oh my god. this would happen. this would completely happen.
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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 25, 2017 1:47:13 GMT -5
"I hate when I walk into class late and everyone just turns and stares at me like I killed two people when obviously I killed seven." - Miroslav
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Post by mags on May 25, 2017 1:50:21 GMT -5
ingrid: hey whats goin on w u and charlie? brooks: nothing. ingrid: i think ur wrong brooks: i think im not ingrid: i think ur getting together brooks: we're not ingrid: but u want to brooks: yes ingrid: i think...wait WHAT brooks: see sometimes when i slam on the brakes, u run right past
OK LAST ONE I GOTTA SLEEP NOW
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Post by shades on May 25, 2017 1:52:34 GMT -5
Okay okay this is my last one s2g
Phoebe: Help me with crossword puzzle. I need a four lettered word...for disappointment. Mitchie: Beau. Phoebe: It fits.
Brooks: Alright guys. I need you to be completely straight with me. Charlie: I'm always straight. Ingrid: Oh man that is the biggest lie you have ever told.
Brooks, entering room looking noticeably disheveled: Sorry I'm late, I was ah...doing stuff. Charlie, stumbling in looking way more noticeably disheveled: He just pushed me down the stairs!
"Wonderful guy. Either I'm gonna kill him or kiss him." -Brooks about Charlie, probably
"Am I a good person? No. Do I try to be better everyday? Also no." -Miro and Asmodeus, probably
Beth: How are you gonna impress me on our first date? Holly: How about this. I show up?
Charlie: You love me. Brooks: That's because, tragically, I adore wh-rs.
Charlie: hey now. Stop being mean. I'm sensitive, like Rapunzel. Brooks: yeah but instead of letting down your hair, you let down everyone in your life.
Brooks: Has anyone seen my coffee? Others: No. Brooks: Looks like it sucks to be Charlie today. -takes Charlie's coffee and walks away-
Miro: I'm always punching guys, girls, I'll punch a baby, I don't care.
Mrs. Fitzgerald, answering phone: Hello? Charlie: It's Charlie. Mrs. Fitzgerald: What did he do this time? Charlie: No it's me, Charlie, it's actually me. Mrs. Fitzgerald: What did you do this time?
Brooks: Would you please not Charlie this into a worse situation than it already is? Charlie: Hang on, did you just use my name as a verb?
Beau: must you always attack me with words? Mitchie: do you want me to use rocks?
Charlie: did you hear that? it sounded like... despair. Brooks: it's probably me. Charlie: no, no, not bitterness. despair.
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Post by servalstrike on May 25, 2017 1:58:10 GMT -5
whoa! hey guys I missed..............so much. i've been reading through these things and they're hilarious
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Post by Bloodrose on May 25, 2017 3:00:14 GMT -5
Morning everyone
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Post by ɪɴᴛʀᴀɴꜱɪɢᴇɴᴛ on May 25, 2017 7:37:55 GMT -5
charlie: what does bdsm mean? ingrid: BIBLE STUDY AND DISCUSSION MEETING I'M IN TEARS
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Post by ɪɴᴛʀᴀɴꜱɪɢᴇɴᴛ on May 25, 2017 7:46:27 GMT -5
good morning! are you gonna bring ur lovely charries to the cabin party? c: <3
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Post by ɪɴᴛʀᴀɴꜱɪɢᴇɴᴛ on May 25, 2017 7:47:30 GMT -5
also why have none of these been done for kale and cass???¿¿¿
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Post by shades on May 25, 2017 9:40:40 GMT -5
I don't know Cass and Kale that well to pick them out. Most of my incorrect quotes were gay or picking on Beau
Fun fact: we get wifi today at my apartment. Finally.
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Post by Bloodrose on May 25, 2017 10:03:32 GMT -5
good morning! are you gonna bring ur lovely charries to the cabin party? c: <3 Ye<3 Ya'll it's so hot today in Britain actually kill me we were not prepared for this heatwave
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 25, 2017 11:58:24 GMT -5
finally shades! took them long enough!
how hot is it, blood?
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Post by Bloodrose on May 25, 2017 12:00:20 GMT -5
I call it a heatwave y'all are probably going to laugh but Pls Remember I am a British person and we are adapted only to drowning in rain and below 10 Celsius temperatures throughout the year
It's like, 26 Celsius today and we are all dying bc it was only 10 Celsius last week and the heat has come out of nowhere
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 25, 2017 12:03:49 GMT -5
you're not wrong. i am indeed laughing at you, but i can sympathize. it's been weirdly cold all month and it's only just now starting to warm up.
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Post by servalstrike on May 25, 2017 12:15:00 GMT -5
Hello everyone! yeah i wish it would stay cold though. i hate the heat.
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Post by Bloodrose on May 25, 2017 12:17:24 GMT -5
I LOVE THE HEAT when there's a breeze
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Post by koi on May 25, 2017 12:27:09 GMT -5
that was miserable. that was so bad. i barely slept.
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 25, 2017 12:32:37 GMT -5
oh koi no </33 what time did you go to bed??
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Post by mags on May 25, 2017 12:33:20 GMT -5
good morning lovelies!! <3
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Post by Bloodrose on May 25, 2017 12:35:08 GMT -5
Noooo Koi<3 Hello mags!!<333
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Post by shades on May 25, 2017 12:35:50 GMT -5
Yo my technician is on the way. I just got an email saying that the internet dude is coming.
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 25, 2017 12:38:19 GMT -5
morning mags!
woooooooo! you're finally gonna have internet shades!
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Post by shades on May 25, 2017 12:40:29 GMT -5
I'll finally be able to live my life.
JK but I can actually watch Netflix now.
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Post by mags on May 25, 2017 12:41:57 GMT -5
FINALLY SHADES. im happy for u!!!
omg koi u poor bab </3 you always have bad stuff happening to you WHY CANT LIFE CUT U A BREAK
hey hon!! hows ur day going?
ROSE IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING @ U RN W UR "HEAT WAVE" ily
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Post by koi on May 25, 2017 12:42:11 GMT -5
i went to bed at 1 but actually fell asleep around 2:30-3. and then i just Kept Waking Up because i'm pretty sick again. also bloodrose i know exactly how you feel!! i'm a cananaananadian and it went from 13 to 26 in a week and we were all rejoicing but also died of heat stroke
hey mags <3
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