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Post by shades on May 25, 2017 0:48:13 GMT -5
"some people give off a vibe of… right away, they’re like, ‘don’t fck with me.’ my vibe is more like, ‘hey, you can pour soup into my lap and i’ll probably apologize to you.’" -- charlie
"Alright, listen up fives. A ten is speaking." -Mitchie
emerson, pointing at brooks and charlie: so are those two a couple? beau: they're a couple of idiots.
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Post by mags on May 25, 2017 0:48:32 GMT -5
charlie: do i look straight? brooks: not in the slightest charlie: ... charlie: i meant my parking job brooks: oh well in that case yes it's fine
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Post by shades on May 25, 2017 0:52:22 GMT -5
algernon: wow, you two are really cute together. emerson: i'm cute together with everybody.
charlie: if you've got any questions, just ask. brooks: if a bear and a shark had a fight, who do you think would win? charlie: if you've got any relevant questions, just ask. --charlie training brooks at the coffee shop
brooks: wait, did you just flirt with me? charlie: have been for the past year but thanks for noticing.
brooks: i think i pulled a muscle. charlie: you can't pull what you don't have
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 25, 2017 0:53:06 GMT -5
phoebe: would you take a bullet for me? mitchie: i would do anything for you darling mitchie: except except eat a mushroom. those things are f*cking nasty
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Post by mags on May 25, 2017 0:56:07 GMT -5
"we will work hard, we will work well, and we will work together, or so help me, i will stick a pitchfork so far up your *sses you will quite simply be dead." -- the raven, right before death
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 25, 2017 0:56:30 GMT -5
jasadja: aw... i cut my finger... beth: *runs* wheeeee ooooo wheeeee oooo wheeee ooooo! beth: *stops and puts a bandage on jasadja's finger* jasadja: .....
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Post by shades on May 25, 2017 0:58:24 GMT -5
Ingrid, referring to Charlie and Brooks: They're like Romeo and Juliet, aren't they? Beau: Yeah, if Romeo was a twat.
charlie: brooks, what do you want? brooks: woah boy, okay. financial stability, dogs, a place i can call home, an end to my anxiet— charlie: i meant from the store, brooksie.
"I heard you like bad boys. Well I'm bad at everything." -Charlie, seducing Brooks probably
Charlie: No we are not keeping the dog. Brooks: I let you stay!
Ingrid, referring to Brooks on the floor: Charlie, what's wrong with him? Charlie: What do I look like, his boyfriend?
Brooks, to Charlie: Emerson has a very strange patchwork of knowledge. It's anybody's guess as to what he knows about any given topic. Watch. Brooks: Hey Emerson! Who sculpted Mount Rushmore? Emerson: Gutzon Borglump, then his son finished it. Why? Brooks: What state is in? Emerson, scoffing: I don't know! Ecuador or something.
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Post by mags on May 25, 2017 0:59:43 GMT -5
jasadja: what kind of tea is this? jessa: oh i just boiled some gatorade
beau: i know im a real asset. everyone: ur only off by two letters.
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 25, 2017 1:01:34 GMT -5
mitchie: i have to get something off my chest phoebe: *fingers crossed* is it your shirt? i hope it's your shirt
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Post by shades on May 25, 2017 1:02:16 GMT -5
Koi I am really sorry but Brooks and Charlie became my favorite platonic couple
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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 25, 2017 1:03:52 GMT -5
Charlie: "One time when I was younger, I had some of that no tears shampoo and I wanted to see if it was legit, so when I was in the shower, I squirted it into my eye, and I think I was blind for like, three days." Brooks: "But did you cry?"
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Post by mags on May 25, 2017 1:06:09 GMT -5
ingrid: why are u naked phoebe: i don't have any clothes ingrid, opening phoebe's closet: u have a lot of clothes. like this shirt, this dress, hi mitchie, these jeans
charlie: do u like my outfit? brooks: not as much as i like whats underneath it charlie: BROOKS brooks: no. i need the chair. get up.
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Post by shades on May 25, 2017 1:11:02 GMT -5
Charlie: What are you doing with your life? Brooks: Suffering.
Brooks: I'm kinda seeing someone. But I'm worried about telling you who, cause you're not going to like it... Brooks Mom: Just rip the bandage off, son. Brooks: It's Charlie. Brooks Mom: Put the bandage back on.
Rodney Applejuice: I need you to come and meet me, and I need you to come alone. Charlie: And I need you to be less vague and less weird.
Beau: You're... Mitchie: Intimidating? Awe-inspiring? Beau: Tiny.
Charlie: Am I in trouble? Brooks: Have a guess. Charlie: No? Brooks: Have another guess.
Brooks: Charlie can I speak to you for a moment? Charlie: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know what I did.
Brooks: You know you love me. Charlie: I'd sell you to my dad for a cornchip.
"When I die, I want Brooks to lower me into my grave so he can let me down one last time." - Charlie, probably
Brooks, sneezes: Achoo! Charlie, hiding in the vents: Bless you, son. Brooks: God?
Brooks: I can't take it Charlie. I need to go away. Far away. Forever. Charlie, putting hands on Brooks's shoulders: Aw, I know how you feel Brooksie. There are times when I also feel like you need to go away.
Beau: How about instead of names we refer to each other by our most dominant feature. Beau, looks at Phoebe: Hey there blue hair weeaboo. Beau, looking at Brooks: Hey there too much freckles. Ambrose: That's usually called bullying.
Charlie: I'm straight. Brooks, smiling: Hey Charlie! Charlie: So it turns out I'm not straight.
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Post by koi on May 25, 2017 1:16:04 GMT -5
Koi I am really sorry but Brooks and Charlie became my favorite platonic couple shades i think you spelled romantic wrong?
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 25, 2017 1:17:16 GMT -5
holly: this is crazy beth: be positive! holly: i'm positive this is crazy
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Post by shades on May 25, 2017 1:18:24 GMT -5
Koi I am really sorry but Brooks and Charlie became my favorite platonic couple shades i think you spelled romantic wrong? One day they will lose the 'b' in "bromance" Petition that everyone assumes Charlie and Brooks are a couple from here on out.
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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 25, 2017 1:18:45 GMT -5
Miro: "If I cut off my foot and like, swing it at your head, am I kicking of hitting you?" Shawn: "You'll most likely mentally scar me, more than anything."
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Post by mags on May 25, 2017 1:18:53 GMT -5
charlie: i think it's time for plan b ingrid: you have a plan b? charlie: no. but it's time for one
edit: shades. heck YEAH ill sign it #chooks2k17????
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Post by shades on May 25, 2017 1:20:27 GMT -5
Miro: "If I cut off my foot and like, swing it at your head, am I kicking of hitting you?" Shawn: "You'll most likely mentally scar me, more than anything." Miro and Shawn are my new favorite criminal and investigator vague friendship
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Post by shades on May 25, 2017 1:21:41 GMT -5
Mags. Did did you just make Charlie and Brooks ship name Chooks?
Because I was leaning more towards Barlie
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Post by koi on May 25, 2017 1:22:33 GMT -5
beau: nice outfit. does it come in men's? mitch: oh i think you come in men enough for all of us.
idea: what the hell is their ship name? brooklie?????
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Post by mags on May 25, 2017 1:22:59 GMT -5
CHOOKS
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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 25, 2017 1:23:03 GMT -5
Agreed. This feeling is mutual.
And sorry, Shades, but it's 'Chooks'. That's the only way I'll sign the petition.
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 25, 2017 1:25:43 GMT -5
i can't look away for a minute without stuff like chooks and miro/shawn vague friendships springing up. my goodness!
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Post by koi on May 25, 2017 1:26:45 GMT -5
CHOOKS. DON'T YOU DARE. I SWEAR TO GOD.
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Post by shades on May 25, 2017 1:28:36 GMT -5
Mikolt: Hey wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures? Miro: An idea? Mikolt: Yeah!
Brooks: Can I say something that will probably annoy you? Charlie: Since when do you ask permission?
Ambrose: Mitchie, can we talk? One ten to another? Mitchie: I'm an eleven but continue.
Miro, throwing hands up in the air: It's 2017! Why can't I delete people in real life!? Shawn, looks up from paperwork. Pulls out dictionary and points out required page: There. Miro: Okay, okay fine! Apparently what I want is technically called murder...my point still stands!
Brooks: Idle threats. We've all grown on you. You like us Coven Witches. Charlie: Like a damned fungus. Brooks: Just remember that I was the first. Charlie: You were the damp that started the rot.
Phoebe: Why do you keep Season One or Reba in your underwear drawer? Mitchie: Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Mitchie, giving a new Coven member a tour: I'm sure you'll fit in just fine. Everyone's really nice here Except Beau. Beau, from across the yard.: That's messed up!
Charlie: Can't we approach this with a little more subtlety? Brooks: I will subtly approach your face with a frying pan if you don't shut up.
"Hey guys, sorry I'm late. I just really didn't want to be here." -Charlie, probably
Miro: Shawn, I screwed up big time. Shawn: Miro, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.
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Post by mags on May 25, 2017 1:28:58 GMT -5
DO IT GOTTA BE CHOOKS
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Post by shades on May 25, 2017 1:30:39 GMT -5
Okay okay. Chooks it is.
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 25, 2017 1:32:26 GMT -5
i can't keep doing this. i gotta get some sleep. night y'all! don't get too crazy you crazy kids!
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Post by koi on May 25, 2017 1:35:00 GMT -5
that just. i keep imagining chickens??? im screaming???
OKAY I REALLY NEED TO START GETTING MY REPLY DONE
goodnight honbunny!!!
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