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Post by mags on May 24, 2017 23:13:46 GMT -5
i feel like this is how it would go
ingrid: well since you guys CANT LET IT GO here goes nothin *eats wasabi like it's ice cream* ingrid: *face turns tomato red* ingrid: *grimaces as eyes begin to water* ... ingrid, 5 mins later: y'know that was kinda nice lemme do it Again
shes such a DINK pls love her she just wants u to love her
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Post by shades on May 24, 2017 23:22:58 GMT -5
algernon: Can we not do this in front of our friends? beau: Friends? I only barely tolerate mitchell and miro is basically a pet.
"plus like he’s kinda a piece of shht. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shht that hella needs to get his life together" — charlie about brooks
beau: What is wrong with me? brooks (walking by): You are an annoying, whiny man-child. beau: That question wasn’t directed at you! brooks: What question?
charlie: What’s the strangest pet you’ve ever had? brooks: You.
mitchie: Wanna bang? mitchie: Oops, I mean hang, damn autocorrect phoebe: This is a verbal conversation.
Whoops my hand slipped.
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 24, 2017 23:31:45 GMT -5
OH MY GOD! I'M CRYING! more please. i'm begging.
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Post by mags on May 24, 2017 23:40:58 GMT -5
emerson: if i punch myself & it hurts, am i too weak or too strong? camille: GO TO BED
miro: i could kill u if i wanted mikolt: yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you aren't special.
beau: why does everyone always assume the worst of me everyone: it saves time
phoebe: how long does ur ideal hug last? ingrid: 32-45 mins phoebe: thats impractical ingrid: u said ideal, not realistic
"he's going to hell in every religion" -algernon about beau, probably
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 24, 2017 23:43:18 GMT -5
beau: we don't let our pets on the furniture brooks:
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Post by shades on May 24, 2017 23:46:05 GMT -5
jessamine: Hey, how was your check up? jesadja: Pretty good, my doctor told me to kill beau. jessamine: Excuse me? jesadja: Well, he actually said I should reduce the stress in my life, but I know what he meant...
mitchie, texting phoebe: B-tch wake the f-ck up. mitchie, texting phoebe: But like read that in a cute and caring voice.
charlie, to brooks: i notice we've slowly begun to phase the "b" out of our bromance.
brooks, petting dog: Aw you're adorable and so beautif- charlie: Are you cheating on me.
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Post by koi on May 24, 2017 23:49:32 GMT -5
all of this is killing me. ALL OF IT. ALL OF IT!!!! im coming home now <3
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Post by mags on May 24, 2017 23:50:26 GMT -5
charlie: how do u take ur coffee? brooks: i like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul charlie: ...ok so one glass of milk coming right up
swamp demon: u know what? underneath it all, ur actually quite nice rodney applejuice: repeat that disgusting slander again & u'll be hearing from my lawyers
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Post by shades on May 24, 2017 23:52:08 GMT -5
mags. Are you reusing kimothy ones too
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 24, 2017 23:55:11 GMT -5
jessamine: or maybe sleep?? i'm not a brain doctor whatever they're called jessamine: brainologists jasadja: headboys i think jessmine: i think that's it yeah
phoebe: if we're dating there's a 90% chance that i'll watch your tv shows with you and make out with you during the commercials and fall asleep on your lap half-way through the program mitchie: what would the other 10% be? phoebe: me eating all your food
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Post by mags on May 24, 2017 23:55:47 GMT -5
(; theyre just too good i cant resist at least im not the only one
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Post by shades on May 24, 2017 23:57:16 GMT -5
beau: It's a beautiful day. beau: But not as beautiful as me.
shawn: I'm appealing to your better nature. miro: human, I don't have one of those.
algernon, to emerson: beau will show you around. beau: Um, right this way is the exit.
brooks: [screams] charlie: … What was that? brooks: I just thought about my anxieties and it’s like my mind hand touched a hot memory stove.
charlie: Prepare to feel very bad about yourself! brooks: Well, I’ve been preparing for that my entire life.
algernon: why would someone want to hurt beau? rodney applejuice: maybe because they met him?
brooks: what's the word, charlie? charlie: a shortened version of my name.
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Post by shades on May 25, 2017 0:02:56 GMT -5
"He's so cute when he's coming up with destructive ideas against Beau." -Phoebe, probably
Charlie: It's a package from my father. Brooks: What is it? Charlie: It's heavy. It must be his hopes and dreams for me.
Beau, breaths: ... Brooks: Yeah, I am going to need you to p-ss off now.
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Post by mags on May 25, 2017 0:03:41 GMT -5
charlie: quick! take my hand brooks: *grabs his hand* ok now what charlie: nothing i just wanted to see if u would do it
brooks: oh no we're not together. we're not a couple. def not a couple. charlie: you seem p insulted by that. what, im not good enough for u? brooks: we're not having this conversation again
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Post by mags on May 25, 2017 0:08:33 GMT -5
emerson: no matter what u look like, all that matters is whats in here *puts hand on chest* emerson: muscles
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Post by shades on May 25, 2017 0:14:47 GMT -5
jessamine: beau's existence is like the sun to me. ingrid: Aww. jessamine: He needs to stay thousands of miles away.
phoebe: So I got a letter from a secret admirer. mitchie: Oh really? What's it say? phoebe: Rose red are red. Violets are blue. It's time for you to start cleaning. And cook a little bit too. mitchie: It's from me. Take a hint.
beau: there was something that prevented me from having friends when i was a little boy. brooks: it must have been your personality.
"you’re the definition of needy. remember, one time, you called me at 3:00 in the morning just to make sure we were still friends?" -- charlie to brooks, at some point
ingrid, looking at charlie and brooksie: they make a great couple, don't they? emerson: they certainly are standing next to each other.
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 25, 2017 0:16:04 GMT -5
jasadja: george washington died in 1799, 25 years before the first dinosaur was classified. therefore, george washington never knew about dinosaurs. beb: why does this make me so sad?
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Post by mags on May 25, 2017 0:17:44 GMT -5
mikolt: miro's at that very special age when a guy only has one thing on his mind shawn: girls? mikolt: homicide
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Post by ᴏᴡʟ on May 25, 2017 0:19:18 GMT -5
mikolt: miro's at that very special age when a guy only has one thing on his mind shawn: girls? mikolt: homicide THIS xDDDDDDDDDDD
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Post by mags on May 25, 2017 0:21:25 GMT -5
camille: i only want one slice emerson: me too pizza is v fattening... camille: uhh...thats two slices. u literally just stacked them on top of each other emerson: no when u eat it like this it counts as one emerson: the body doesn't know
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 25, 2017 0:24:01 GMT -5
mikolt: *cracks knuckles* miro: is that supposed to intimidate me? mikolt: *fingers start to glow like glowsticks* miro: ok i'm scared but that's rad
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Post by shades on May 25, 2017 0:25:45 GMT -5
brooks: Have you ever seen something that changed your life? charlie: I saw you. brooks: Honestly, that's so gay and sweet and it really makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of my dog.
brooks: charlie and i have the kind of chemistry where we finish each other's— charlie: sentences. brooks: don't interrupt me
ambrose: Hey beau, I'm going to Taco Bell. You want anything? beau: A group of people who loves and supports me. ambrose, looks in wallet: I only have seventeen dollars.
beau: Sorry I was being sort of a d-ck. charlie: We weren't going to say it. brooks: I was.
jessamine: So what time does the judgmental express arrive? jesadja: beau gets here at noon.
miro: Is there a hall of fame for what I do? shawn: It's called prison.
brooks: When you said you were "magical in bed" this isn't quite what I was ex- charlie, holding up a four of diamonds: Is this your card? brooks: Holy sh-t.
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Post by koi on May 25, 2017 0:26:43 GMT -5
mikolt: *cracks knuckles* miro: is that supposed to intimidate me? mikolt: *fingers start to glow like glowsticks* miro: ok i'm scared but that's rad THIS IS CANON I REFUSE TO BELIEVE OTHERWISE
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Post by mags on May 25, 2017 0:30:33 GMT -5
"do you know what that is? money. hard-earned money. the most important substance on earth besides applause and lip balm." -ingrid, probably
"i would wish you the best, but i am the best." -beau
charlie: you like me? like my personality? brooks: i was surprised too
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 25, 2017 0:33:03 GMT -5
phoebe: wow! i think i look really good in this dress! mitchie: you know what else you would look good in? phoebe: what? mitchie: my arms
beb: morning officially ruined! the bathroom rug is wet! jasadja: i showered this morning beb: i want to nap there! jasadja: pick somewhere else to nap
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Post by shades on May 25, 2017 0:33:14 GMT -5
"If I was locked in a room with Beau, Hitler, and Brooks, and I only had two bullets prepared. I'd probably shoot Beau twice." -Everyone, probably
charlie: Honestly, I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into- brooks: You cuddle with a Captain America teddy bear every night. charlie: HE'S MY SECOND-IN-COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS.
ingrid: What cute little nicknames do you call your best friend? brooks: charlie. ingrid: Adorable.
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Post by mags on May 25, 2017 0:40:49 GMT -5
charlie: what does bdsm mean? ingrid: BIBLE STUDY AND DISCUSSION MEETING
jessa: you better be careful. holly's known for sleeping around all over. beth: WHAT jessa: he fell asleep on the stairs, in the kitchen, outside on the bench. we even found him in a fountain once.
mikolt: could you be quiet? im trying to think!! miro: don't worry. doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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Post by koi on May 25, 2017 0:43:00 GMT -5
i'm gonna screenshot all of these. i have to.
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Post by shades on May 25, 2017 0:44:30 GMT -5
"I'm really offended when people tell me I'm going to hell for being gay. Because I feel like they're overlooking the other perfectly valid reasons I'm going to hell for." -Charlie, probably
"You took a life here today, Beau. You did. The life of the party." -Brooks & Charlie, probably
beau: Do you even enjoy spending time with me? ambrose: “Enjoy” is such a strong word. I… I’m used to it! Y'know, like cafeteria food, or the constant threat of death.
"I burnt my tongue on coffee this morning and it made me realize that the ones you love hurt you the most." -Brooks, probably
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Post by 𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗒𝖻𝖺𝖽𝗀𝖾𝗋 on May 25, 2017 0:47:54 GMT -5
these are all golden. i'm dying
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