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Post by shades on May 22, 2017 16:33:00 GMT -5
didn't brooks just try and kill beauregard
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Post by ππππΎππ»πΊπ½ππΎπ on May 22, 2017 16:35:19 GMT -5
yes. yes he did, but now they're pals so it's okay!
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Post by servalstrike on May 22, 2017 16:35:54 GMT -5
sometimes the people who try to kill you are the ones that help you try to kill others everyone is going to die with that team up though
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Post by shades on May 22, 2017 16:36:28 GMT -5
who gonna win tho
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Post by ππππΎππ»πΊπ½ππΎπ on May 22, 2017 16:37:03 GMT -5
jasadja doesn't stand a chance. she killed beb and she can't even start a fire. nothing's going well for her
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Post by ππππΎππ»πΊπ½ππΎπ on May 22, 2017 16:37:18 GMT -5
Mitchie and Deumos hold hands. (really mitchie!?! really??????????)
Beth severely injures Gustav and leaves him to die. (beth is f*cking coldblooded! jeez! brutal!)
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Post by mags on May 22, 2017 16:37:27 GMT -5
ingrid's gonna die unless she gets Real Lucky she has like zero survival skills
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Post by shades on May 22, 2017 16:38:27 GMT -5
what is mitchie thinking canoodling with the enemy
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Post by servalstrike on May 22, 2017 16:39:41 GMT -5
mitchie what is your deal?
i didn't think beth had it in her
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Post by ππππΎππ»πΊπ½ππΎπ on May 22, 2017 16:40:42 GMT -5
mitchie has moved on. phoebe wasn't enough for him. he needs a literal demon. someone who can grow him flowers.
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Post by α΄α΄Κα΄α΄
ΙͺΙ΄ β§ on May 22, 2017 16:41:10 GMT -5
i'm rooting for an actual cup of coffee to win.
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Post by ππππΎππ»πΊπ½ππΎπ on May 22, 2017 16:42:48 GMT -5
Charlie stalks Beauregard. (woah charlie! gonna finish what brooks started apparently)
Asmodeus and Phoebe split up to search for resources. (i. what even is this alliance???)
Miro, an actual cup of coffee, Deumos, and Beth raid Algernon's camp while he is hunting. (al's having a really rough go of it. even a cup of coffee is out to get him. it's beth he needs to watch out for though. girl is savage.)
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Post by shades on May 22, 2017 16:44:54 GMT -5
wow charlie. just going right for it. will you kill him tho
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Post by ππππΎππ»πΊπ½ππΎπ on May 22, 2017 16:46:39 GMT -5
charlie doesn't have it in him.
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Post by ππππΎππ»πΊπ½ππΎπ on May 22, 2017 16:50:30 GMT -5
The remaining tributes begin to hallucinate.
Ingrid hugs a tracker jacker nest, believing it to be a pillow. Deumos mistakes Izzy for a bear and kills him Shawn drowns Algernon, who he thought was a shark trying to eat him. Beauregard hugs a tracker jacker nest, believing it to be a pillow. Ambrose hugs a tracker jacker nest, believing it to be a pillow. (all the aberboys are dead. two of them thought tracker jacker nests were pillows and one was drowned by shawn......)
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Post by α΄α΄Κα΄α΄
ΙͺΙ΄ β§ on May 22, 2017 16:51:15 GMT -5
PLEASE TELL ME HOW THEY THOUGHT TACKER JACKER NESTS WERE PILLOWS PLEASE AND HOW DOES SHAWN THINK ALGERNON IS A SH AR K
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Post by ππππΎππ»πΊπ½ππΎπ on May 22, 2017 16:53:04 GMT -5
this is wild. this is just amazing
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Post by servalstrike on May 22, 2017 16:53:09 GMT -5
i want to know how you think DROWNING A SHARK WOULD WORK
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Post by α΄α΄‘Κ on May 22, 2017 16:53:34 GMT -5
-chokes while laughing-
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Post by shades on May 22, 2017 16:54:21 GMT -5
how. HOW. How do you drown a shark.
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Post by Bloodrose on May 22, 2017 16:55:32 GMT -5
IM DYING THIS IS THE BEST THING
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Post by α΄α΄Κα΄α΄
ΙͺΙ΄ β§ on May 22, 2017 16:55:46 GMT -5
I'M DEAD THIS SIMULATOR IS THE BEST
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Post by ππππΎππ»πΊπ½ππΎπ on May 22, 2017 16:55:58 GMT -5
Emerson attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Phoebe, killing them both. (holy sh*t! bye i guess????)
Asmodeus and Beth tell stories about themselves to each other. (what??? beth you're wild! i wanna hear these stories)
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Post by α΄α΄‘Κ on May 22, 2017 16:56:14 GMT -5
how. HOW. How do you drown a shark. you hold it in place without moving water, a shark cannot breath as it needs running water to go through it's gills-- this is why they are always swimming, or resting in places with strong currents to drown a shark you hold it in place -bows-
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Post by mags on May 22, 2017 16:56:38 GMT -5
THIS IS W I L D IM ACTUALLY CRYING
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Post by α΄α΄Κα΄α΄
ΙͺΙ΄ β§ on May 22, 2017 16:57:22 GMT -5
Emerson attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Phoebe, killing them both. (holy sh*t! bye i guess????)
real dignified way to go emerson poor phoebe
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Post by koi on May 22, 2017 16:58:02 GMT -5
THATS ALSO HOW KILLER WHALES KILL SHARKS. they flip them over and put them into a state known as tonic immobility. without water moving through their gills they soon die.
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Post by ππππΎππ»πΊπ½ππΎπ on May 22, 2017 16:58:08 GMT -5
he crushed her. he just. killed her.
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Post by α΄α΄Κα΄α΄
ΙͺΙ΄ β§ on May 22, 2017 16:58:45 GMT -5
it's all those flapjacked pancakes
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Post by α΄α΄‘Κ on May 22, 2017 16:58:55 GMT -5
THATS ALSO HOW KILLER WHALES KILL SHARKS. they flip them over and put them into a state known as tonic immobility. without water moving through their gills they soon die. I KNEW ABOUT THE TONIC IMMOBILITY BUT NOW ABOUT HOW KILLER WHALES KILL THEM THAT WAY
LOOK AT US WITH OUR SMARTS
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