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Post by Sanders on Aug 1, 2016 14:01:16 GMT -5
what you failed to mention is that it's a dinosaur farm.
i just bought a book.
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Post by Nιɳʝα☯ on Aug 1, 2016 14:02:43 GMT -5
what you failed to mention is that the book entails directions to summon demons
I just pet a sheep
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Post by Sησω on Aug 1, 2016 14:06:09 GMT -5
What you failed to mention is that they're wilted.
I ate a hamburger.
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Post by Turtleshell on Aug 1, 2016 14:13:35 GMT -5
What you failed to mention is you were vegan.
I have three birds!
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Post by Crookia on Aug 1, 2016 14:33:29 GMT -5
You failed to mention it was on the ground when you found it.
I have a phone!
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Post by Sησω on Aug 1, 2016 14:37:00 GMT -5
What you failed to mention is it's broken.
I wrote a book!
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Post by Turtleshell on Aug 1, 2016 14:38:35 GMT -5
What you failed to mention is you're the only person left on earth.
I watched tv!
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Post by Sησω on Aug 1, 2016 16:30:20 GMT -5
What you failed to mention is it's counterfeit.
I started a business!
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Post by nem on Aug 1, 2016 16:38:17 GMT -5
What you failed to mention is that it was in your imagination.
I ate a sandwich!
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Post by Penguin ~ ❄ on Aug 1, 2016 17:14:00 GMT -5
What you failed to mention is that the sandwich was just two pieces of bread with nothing else.
I drew a cat!
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Post by Sησω on Aug 1, 2016 17:17:38 GMT -5
What you failed to mention is that it's rushed and sloppy.
I baked a cake!
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Post by Daisypool on Aug 1, 2016 17:32:52 GMT -5
what you failed to mention is that the cake was made with spoiled milk!
I just fixed my TV
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Post by Penguin ~ ❄ on Aug 1, 2016 17:36:53 GMT -5
What you failed to mention is that you fixed it just so you could have fun destroying it again.
I bought a new backpack!
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Post by Jackalstep on Aug 1, 2016 18:22:04 GMT -5
What you failed to mention is that it is doll-sized.
I went hiking in a cave!
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Post by Turtleshell on Aug 1, 2016 18:35:43 GMT -5
What you failed to mention is that you couldn't find your way out.
I traveled to mars!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2016 20:23:30 GMT -5
You failed to mention you hit a meteor
I ate a sandwich!
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Honeydukes
"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
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Post by Honeydukes on Aug 1, 2016 21:16:05 GMT -5
What you failed to mention was that it was literally covered in sand.
I got a new cat!
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Post by Turtleshell on Aug 1, 2016 21:16:25 GMT -5
What you failed to mention was that you are allergic!
I cuddled with my pet bird <3
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Post by Crookia on Aug 1, 2016 21:20:47 GMT -5
What you failed to mention is that it was pecking at you the entire time.
I sharpened 24 pencils.
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Post by ~Leafpelt~ on Aug 1, 2016 21:30:48 GMT -5
What you failed to mention was that you sharpened them to poke the person next to you until they let you copy their homework.
I mowed my neighbour's lawn.
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Post by Turtleshell on Aug 1, 2016 22:01:06 GMT -5
What you failed to mention that you had to do it because you got caught pranking them.
I ate steak.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2016 3:31:20 GMT -5
What you failed to mention is that the steak was made of rubber.
I won the lottery
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2016 4:34:52 GMT -5
what you fail to mention is that it is the insect lottery
you just won a million insects
I just dyed my hair
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Post by ⋆ ɑetɧeɾ « on Aug 3, 2016 1:46:26 GMT -5
what you failed to mention is that you thought you painted your house except you painted your neighbor's
I have a dog
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2016 1:54:33 GMT -5
What you forgot to mention is that it's dead
I went on a cruise
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2016 1:58:26 GMT -5
What you failed to mention is that your barber was blind and gave you a terrible haircut
I went for a walk
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Post by ⋆ ɑetɧeɾ « on Aug 3, 2016 2:00:07 GMT -5
what you failed to mention is that you walked into a wall.
I ate waffles.
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