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Post by John 3:16 on Oct 16, 2016 18:33:58 GMT -5
 calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2016 18:54:35 GMT -5
You shouldn't play hide and seek, no one would look for you
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Post by HvghDuhh on Oct 16, 2016 19:51:59 GMT -5
For Christmas, Santa would give you a face lifting kit and a book called "How to be pretty."
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2016 19:58:14 GMT -5
You're so ugly that when your mom dropped you off at school, she was arrested for littering
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Post by HvghDuhh on Oct 16, 2016 20:08:49 GMT -5
Your so fat, you got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack.
((You have to think about that one))
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2016 20:10:16 GMT -5
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly making oxygen for you to breathe. I think you owe it an apology
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Post by HvghDuhh on Oct 16, 2016 20:27:52 GMT -5
I would give you a nasty look, but you already got one.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2016 20:42:07 GMT -5
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is
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Post by John 3:16 on Oct 16, 2016 20:45:46 GMT -5
i bet your mother has a nice bark.
(was that too far) |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2016 20:52:34 GMT -5
(No it's fine, I don't get butt hurt over stuff like that)
Oh, you have something on you chin. No, the third one down
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Post by John 3:16 on Oct 16, 2016 20:56:20 GMT -5
you're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2016 20:57:41 GMT -5
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, however, you are cleary unarmed
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Post by John 3:16 on Oct 16, 2016 20:59:02 GMT -5
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2016 21:00:46 GMT -5
You're so fat the only letters you know are KFC
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Post by John 3:16 on Oct 16, 2016 21:01:25 GMT -5
Keep going, someday you'll say something intelligent. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2016 21:03:07 GMT -5
How many times do I to flush to get rid of you?
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Post by John 3:16 on Oct 16, 2016 21:04:29 GMT -5
I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks? |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2016 21:06:12 GMT -5
You're the reason the gene pool needs a life guard
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Post by John 3:16 on Oct 16, 2016 21:08:21 GMT -5
Fellows like you don't grow from trees, they swing on them. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2016 21:21:48 GMT -5
If I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd get change
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Post by dankturtle on Oct 17, 2016 8:18:47 GMT -5
Your birth certificate was an apology to your parents.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2016 18:13:56 GMT -5
I've heard that one before dank, and it doesn't make sense unless you add the rest of it. Which the rest of it is not forum appropriate, so I suggest you put up another or shut up and color.
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Post by Dawnrose on Oct 17, 2016 19:19:32 GMT -5
You're so dumb that when you got an F on your test, your teacher stapled a McDonalds application to the back of it since you wouldn't be able to get any other job.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2016 19:26:52 GMT -5
You're so fat you could sell shade
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Post by dankturtle on Oct 17, 2016 22:26:06 GMT -5
You're so stupid you can't find yourself in a mirror
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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2016 20:50:00 GMT -5
You look like a crusty sweet potato with alligator hair
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Post by dankturtle on Oct 18, 2016 22:17:56 GMT -5
You're so fat you butt cheecks are in two different time zones
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Post by John 3:16 on Oct 19, 2016 1:07:19 GMT -5
i bet that your mother has a very nice bark. |
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Post by ✲ριкαƒυєу✲ on Oct 19, 2016 2:38:04 GMT -5
(God this thread is funny lol)
Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2016 20:10:20 GMT -5
You're right, and you happen to be one of them
(Yeah this is fun XD)
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