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Post by Sour Candy on Oct 9, 2016 18:10:55 GMT -5
Here's one of mine:
Mean dragon gets thrown into the future and some random dude who was nearly executed has to murder him but will end up joining every single group and fighting through every location before doing so
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Post by Northstar3213 on Oct 9, 2016 18:12:06 GMT -5
You catch god with your balls.
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Transgender
the bagel seal
Kyoriyo
fops
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Post by Kyoriyo on Oct 9, 2016 18:22:37 GMT -5
a tall gay dad on the run from a country full of people taking happy drugs
i hope i can say that oops modsplsdontban
and elf man wearing green pointy hat turns into a furry and has to fight a bunch of jamaicans with metal shields for faces
did i do good
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 18:23:05 GMT -5
Long worms eat each other's sparkly guts
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Post by tinybreeze on Oct 9, 2016 18:30:52 GMT -5
people summon demons with the power of the internet
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Post by Sour Candy on Oct 9, 2016 18:36:46 GMT -5
a tall gay dad on the run from a country full of people taking happy drugs
i hope i can say that oops modsplsdontban
and elf man wearing green pointy hat turns into a furry and has to fight a bunch of jamaicans with metal shields for faces
did i do good V good And I'm pretty sure I know both of the games you're talking about
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Post by tinybreeze on Oct 9, 2016 18:40:06 GMT -5
heres another:
purple dragon saves the world while setting sheep on fire
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Post by ssquiffy on Oct 9, 2016 19:13:59 GMT -5
-squids play paintball -you are a farmer and sometimes you marry people
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Post by UB₀₁: 𝚂𝚢𝚖𝚋𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚝. on Oct 9, 2016 19:20:46 GMT -5
go on shady websites to torrent illegal monsters so you can fight bad guys
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Post by ℜust ℜed ℜose on Oct 9, 2016 19:44:23 GMT -5
I spent way too long on this. I don't know if I should be proud of myself or if I should just weep at wasted time. I didn't even spell check this. It's full of mistakes. But none are plot mistakes; I can promise that much.
Some Good Dudes find a planet infested with Evil Dudes but the planet is actually a Good Dude that is covered in Evil Dudes. The Good Dudes stop the Evil Dudes and lock them in the ground and put magic water on the planet. They pick some dragons to become special dragons but they don’t real make sense. Red Dragon controls life, Blue Dragon controls magic, Green Dragon controls sleep, Bronze Dragon controls time and Black Dragon controls rocks. Yes, rocks. The Good Dudes make a bunch of stone people that don’t do anything except make sure Good Dude Planet doesn’t get overrun by more Evil Dudes.
A while later, Elves are using the magic water to be immortal and magical. But then a Good Dude goes rogue and becomes an Edgelord and he makes a demon army. Edgelord tries to invade Good Dude planet by way of magic elf water by convincing Elf Queen she could be his girlfriend and she’s like “heck ya my dude”. The elves realize that Elf Queen has got the hots for a demon so they try to stop her before they summon Edgelord with the magic water, but then they make everything EXPLODE and elves become mortal like 'oh no!’ Everybody is totally DEAD but not really because Elf Queen makes a promise with an unnamed Evil Dude and bunch of them become Snake Elves and they don’t drown in magic water! Snake Elf Queen disappears with her helps Snake Elf Lady and Snake Elf Bro for a long time under the sea.
This guy Emo Elf saves some of the magic water so that elves can be immortal again, but for whatever reason that’s not good so he is accused of betraying the elves even though he helped them, but then his brother Bro Elf tells the other elves to just lock him up instead of killing him. Bro Elf is like an important dude so everyone listens to him and they lock Emo Elf up for ten thousand years and assign Keeper Elf to watch him until they need him to save their sorry hides when an Evil Space Goat attacks their treehouse. Emo Elf saves everyone… and then the elves get salty again because he is a double agent and is pretending to work for Edgelord. Edgelord rewards him by giving him demon horns and bag wings and tattoos and cutting out his eyes but Emo Elf didn't mean for that to happen. The elves think that Smo elf is lying to them so they get all salty and banish Emo Elf and Keeper Elf is like ‘ha. Nerd’. Emo Elf gets all petty and works with a Snake Elf and a Sun Elf and a space goat to do evil things on a blown up Orc Planet.
But before the blown up Orc Planet became all blown up it was covered in Orcs and stuff. The Orcs were using demon magic and it made everything suck there.
While the elves were doing stuff there were Space Goats on another planet called Goat Planet that had three leaders. Edgelord talked to the goats to get them to join his army and they agree, but Prophet Goat is like ‘nah dude, I meditated on this and you aren’t chill dawg’ and Edgelord is like ‘wow, okay, first of all, rude, second of all, die’. Some Goats are Weird Goats, which are like mutated, some are Red Goats that are like evil and some are Blue Goats. Prophet Goat takes the Blue Goat people in a spaceship but he’s a bad pilot and they crash on Orc Planet! Edgelord tells one of the Orcs named Fel Orc that the Blue Goats have resources so the Orcs mass murder the Blue Goats in Goat City. Goat City is left in ruin and a few brave Blue Goats out of those still living stay behind to die so the Orcs think they’re all dead and don’t chase them. Bonus points if you actually read this far. Prophet Goat is like ‘oh no, whatever shall we do’ and takes them on a rocket trip but they crash again, but this time on Good Dude Planet after all the elves exploded stuff and he’s like ‘sorry my dudes, my bad.’
Edgelord is salty about the rebel elves stopping him from getting on Good Dude Planet, do he sends Evil Space Goat 1 to take over Magical Elf Tree (which was planted over some of the water Emo Elf saved to make them immortal again but apparently what he did was still bad?). Bro Elf uses a magical horn of magic to make dead elf spirits rip Evil Space Goat 1 apart and it’s great like ‘yay nature’. But now there’s Prophet Goat and his Blue Goat people on the new planet!
All of the Stone People become fleshy because of an Evil Dude named Frogg’s curse and they become Humans, Dwarves and Gnomes!!!1 A human magical guy named Raven Face is in charge of keeping Good Dude Planet safe is corrupted by Edgelord!! Edgelord had him open a portal to Orc Plant and let all the Orcs onto Good Dude Planet, but then he’s like dead or something. A Green Orc named Green Jesus gets a spooky vision from Raven Face to lead his people into a crappy desert and they do! Then they live there for years. The humans get all salty about the Orcs, but they don’t have time to deal with that because of a plague outbreak in Placeland!
During this time, some of the elves have split off and like, go become Sun Elves (and their leader Blond Elf goes and joins Emo Elf, Snake Elf Lady and a Weird Goat) The Sun Elves took some magical Emo Elf water and make a sparkle fountain that allows them to use magic again and it's great! But a human prince named Special Dude from Placeland is sad about his people become undead so he kills Necromancer guy and chases after Demon Man. Demon Man goes iceland but Special Dude follows him. Special Dude takes a cursed Ice Sword that belongs to the spirit of an Orc that became a magic undead ice cube. He has gotten all corrupted and weird so he takes his magic Ice Sword, kills Demon Man and then goes home to Placeland and kills his dad. Then he decides to resurrect Necromancer Guy with the magic Sun Elf water. Turns out he needs to carry the ashes of Necromancer dude so he goes and murders his old teacher to get the urn with his dad's ashes in it, dumps those out and carries Necromancer Dude to Sun Elf City. Special Dude kills almost all the Sun Elves (and takes the soul of Dead Elf Woman and makes her a Banshee). Ice Cube wants Special Dude to merge with him but then Edgelord tells Emo Elf to go kill Special Dude first! Special Dude kicks Emo Elf in the butt and runs off to become Ice Cube Dude. Dead Elf Woman and all Special Dude's undead minions break free of his will and go off to claim Placeland as their kingdom. He becomes Ice Cube Dude with a Magic Ice Hat but gets frozen in a chair for a while. A bunch of heroes go kill Emo Elf and Blond Elf and Snake Elf Lady with the help of Keeper Elf, who really needs a new hobby.
Later a bunch of heroes go kill Ice Cube Dude with the help of his former undead minions and it’s really sad and some random dude nobody cares about becomes Ice Cube Dude ...but fiery. Ooh. Spooky.
And then BAM, the Evil Dudes have been up to no good! They corrupt a the Black Special Dragon Deathwing [[and no, that’s not a silly name, that’s his real name]] by telling him that guarding rocks sucks and he’d like ‘oh yeah it does’, so he breaks out of the ground and sets stuff on fire. But then a bunch of heroes come with help of Green Jesus who blows up Deathwing and makes him plug up the hole that the elves left in the ocean when the magical water blew up. All of the special dragons lose their special powers except they don’t… for whatever reason, and Green Jesus becomes the new Rock Guardian! Also, werewolves.
And then there were some pandas or something.
Then there was time travel because the dude that Green Jesus made leader of the Orcs got mad! Because Mean Orc was like ‘I corrupted panda land ha ha!’ he was gonna be put on trial but he got away and then used the help of a Special Bronze Dragon to go back in time to an alternate reality on Orc Planet before it got all dusty and wow this expansion was a mess. ...Heroes follow after Mean Orc and after all that buildup to killing him Green Jesus one shots him with a lightning bolt. They kill a bunch of evil orcs and face off against the guy whose spirit later becomes the Ice Cube. All hope seems lost but alternate reality Prophet Goat sacrifices himself to become sparkly and saves everyone. And then alternate reality Evil Space Goat 1 dies at some point?!?? And then alternate reality Fel Orc gets away!!! Oh no!
Finally, Fel Orc bands together with one of Keeper Elf’s former helpers to open a secret vault full of Demon Elves. Keeper Elf and her helps set the Demon Elves free to stop Fel Orc but it’s too late! Fel Orc finds the body of Emo Elf and boy are things are about to get real.
Moral of this story? It’s always elves.
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Post by Sanders on Oct 9, 2016 19:45:35 GMT -5
Puppet theater
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Post by mickle on Oct 9, 2016 19:47:40 GMT -5
you are literally a lawyer
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Transgender
the bagel seal
Kyoriyo
fops
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Post by Kyoriyo on Oct 9, 2016 19:51:02 GMT -5
a tall gay dad on the run from a country full of people taking happy drugs
i hope i can say that oops modsplsdontban
and elf man wearing green pointy hat turns into a furry and has to fight a bunch of jamaicans with metal shields for faces
did i do good V good And I'm pretty sure I know both of the games you're talking about gr8
!! this is v excite for me
i figured a few people would at least get the second one but i didnt think anyone would know the first one :00
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Post by ๖ۣۜCrossroads on Oct 9, 2016 19:51:16 GMT -5
grow a posse of people who control dragons and sacrifice your dad and the 11,000 yr old hot girl to save the world
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Post by Sour Candy on Oct 9, 2016 19:54:11 GMT -5
V good And I'm pretty sure I know both of the games you're talking about gr8
!! this is v excite for me
i figured a few people would at least get the second one but i didnt think anyone would know the first one :00Is the first one We Happy Few? It sounds like We Happy Few
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2016 19:58:46 GMT -5
Various characters, including a giant evil turtle, Italian stereotypes, a dinosaur, a princess, and a mushroom all compete in a go-kart race while throwing turtle shells, bananas, and bombs at each other
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Transgender
the bagel seal
Kyoriyo
fops
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Post by Kyoriyo on Oct 9, 2016 20:04:19 GMT -5
Is the first one We Happy Few? It sounds like We Happy Fewyes cc:
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Post by ssquiffy on Oct 9, 2016 20:27:57 GMT -5
I spent way too long on this. I don't know if I should be proud of myself or if I should just weep at wasted time. The Good Dudes find planet infested with Evil Dudes but the planet is actually a Good Dude that is covered in Evil Dudes. The Good Dudes stop the Evil Dudes and lock them in the ground and put magic water on the planet. The pick some dragons to become special dragons but they don’t real make sense. Red Dragon controls life, Blue Dragon controls magic, Green Dragon controls sleep, Bronze Dragon controls time and Black Dragon controls rocks. Yes, rocks. The Good Dudes make a bunch of stone people that don’t do anything except make sure Good Dude Planet doesn’t get overrun by more Evil Dudes. A while later, Elves are using the magic water to be immortal and magical. But then a Good Dude goes rogue and becomes an Edgelord and he makes a demon army. Edgelord tries to invade Good Dude planet by way of magic elf water by convincing Elf Queen she could be his girlfriend and she’s like “heck ya my dude”. The elves realize that Elf Queen has got the hots for a demon so they try to stop her before they summon Edgelord with the magic water, but then they make everything EXPLODE and elves become mortal like 'oh no!’ Everybody is totally DEAD but not really because Elf Queen makes a promise with an unnamed Evil Dude and bunch of them become Snake Elves and they don’t drown in magic water! Snake Elf Queen disappears with her helps Snake Elf Lady and Snake Elf Bro for a long time under the sea. This guy Emo Elf saves some of the magic water so that elves can be immortal again, but for whatever reason that’s not good so he is accused of betraying the elves even though he helped them, but then his brother Bro Elf tells the other elves to just lock him up instead of killing him. Elf Bro is like an important dude so everyone listens to him and they lock Emo Elf up for ten thousand years and assign Keeper Elf to watch him until they need him to save their sorry hides when an Evil Space Goat attacks their treehouse. Emo Elf saves everyone… and then the elves get salty again because he is a double agent and is pretending to work for Edgelord. Edgelord rewards him by giving him demon horns and bag wings and tattoos and cutting out his eyes but Emo Elf didn't mean for that to happen. The elves think that Smo elf is lying to them so they get all salty and banish Emo Elf and Keeper Elf is like ‘ha. Nerd’. Emo Elf gets all petty and works with a Snake Elf and a Sun Elf and a space goat to do evil things on a blown up Orc Planet. But before the blown up Orc Planet became all blown up it was covered in Orcs and stuff. The Orcs were using demon magic and it made everything suck there. While the elves were doing stuff there were Space Goats on another planet called Goat Planet that had three leaders. Edgelord talked to the goats to get them to join his army and they agree, but Prophet Goat is like ‘nah dude, I meditated on this and you aren’t chill dawg’ and Edgelord is like ‘wow, okay, first of all, rude, second of all, die’. Some Goats are Weird Goats, which are like mutated, some are Red Goats that are like evil and some are Blue Goats. Prophet Goat takes the Blue Goat people in a spaceship but he’s a bad pilot and they crash on Orc Planet! Edgelord tells one of the Orcs named Fel Orc that the Blue Goats have resources so the Orcs mass murder the Blue Goats in Goat City. Goat City is left in ruin and a few brave Blue Goats out of those still living stay behind to die so the Orcs think they’re all dead and don’t chase them. Bonus points if you actually read this far. Prophet Goat is like ‘oh no, whatever shall we do’ and takes them on a rocket trip but they crash again, but this time on Good Dude Planet after all the elves exploded stuff and he’s like ‘sorry my dudes, my bad.’ Edgelord is salty about the rebel elves stopping him from getting on Good Dude Planet, do he sends Evil Space Goat 1 to take over Magical Elf Tree (which was planted over some of the water Emo Elf saved to make them immortal again but apparently what he did was still bad?). Bro Elf uses a magical horn of magic to make dead elf spirits rip Evil Space Goat 1 apart and it’s great like ‘yay nature’. But now there’s Prophet Goat and his Blue Goat people on the new planet! All of the Stone People become fleshy because of an Evil Dude named Frogg’s curse and they become Humans, Dwarves and Gnomes!!!1 A human magical guy named Raven Face is in charge of keeping Good Dude Planet safe is corrupted by Edgelord!! Edgelord had him open a portal to Orc Plant and let all the Orcs onto Good Dude Planet, but then he’s like dead or something. A Green Orc named Green Jesus gets a spooky vision from Raven Face to lead his people into a crappy desert and they do! Then they live there for years. The humans get all salty about the Orcs, but they don’t have time to deal with that because of a plague outbreak in Placeland! During this time, some of the elves have split off and like, go become Sun Elves (and their leader Blond Elf goes and joins Emo Elf, Snake Elf Lady and a Weird Goat) The Sun Elves took some magical Emo Elf water and make a sparkle fountain that allows them to use magic again and it's great! But a human prince named Special Dude from Placeland is sad about his people become undead so he kills Necromancer guy and chases after Demon Man. Demon Man goes iceland but Special Dude follows him. Special Dude takes a cursed Ice Sword that belongs to the spirit of an Orc that became a magic undead ice cube. He has gotten all corrupted and weird so he takes his magic Ice Sword, kills Demon Man and then goes home to Placeland and kills his dad. Then he decides to resurrect Necromancer Guy with the magic Sun Elf water. Turns out he needs to carry the ashes of Necromancer dude so he goes and murders his old teacher to get the urn with his dad's ashes in it, dumps those out and carries Necromancer Dude to Sun Elf City. Special Dude kills almost all the Sun Elves (and takes the soul of Dead Elf Woman and makes her a Banshee). Ice Cube wants Special Dude to merge with him but then Edgelord tells Emo Elf to go kill Special Dude first! Special Dude kicks Emo Elf in the butt and runs off to become Ice Cube Dude. dead Elf Woman and all his undead minions break free of his will and go off to claim Placeland as their kingdom. He becomes Ice Cube Dude with a Magic Ice Hat but gets frozen in a chair for a while. A bunch of heroes go kill Emo Elf and Blond Elf and Snake Elf Lady with the help of Keeper Elf, who really needs a new hobby. Later a bunch of heroes go kill Ice Cube Dude with the help of his former undead minions and it’s really sad and some random dude nobody cares about becomes Ice Cube Dude ...but fiery. Ooh. Spooky. And then BAM, the Evil Dudes have been up to no good! They corrupt a the Black Special Dragon Deathwing [[and no, that’s not a silly name, that’s his real name]] by telling him that guarding rocks sucks and he’d like ‘oh yeah it does’, so he breaks out of the ground and sets stuff on fire. But then a bunch of heroes come with help of Green Jesus who blows up Deathwing and makes him plug up the hole that the elves left in the ocean when the magical water blew up. All of the special dragons lose their special powers except they don’t… for whatever reason, and Green Jesus becomes the new Rock Guardian! Also, werewolves. And then there were some pandas or something. Then there was time travel because the dude that Green Jesus made leader of the Orcs got mad! Because Mean Orc was like ‘I corrupted panda land ha ha!’ he was gonna be put on trial but he got away and then used the help of a Special Bronze Dragon to go back in time to an alternate reality on Orc Planet before it got all dusty and wow this expansion was a mess. ...Heroes follow after Mean Orc and after all that buildup to killing him Green Jesus one shots him with a lightning bolt. They kill a bunch of evil orcs and face off against the guy whose spirit later becomes the Ice Cube. All hope seems lost but alternate reality Prophet Goat sacrifices himself to become sparkly and saves everyone. and then alternate reality Evil Space Goat 1. And then alternate reality Fel Orc gets away!!! Oh no! Finally, Fel Orc bands together with one of Keeper Elf’s former helpers to open a secret vault full of Demon Elves. Keeper Elf and her helps set the Demon Elves free to stop Fel Orc but it’s too late! Fel Orc finds the body of Emo Elf and boy are things are about to get real. Moral of this story? It’s always elves. i cant believe i read the whole thing
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Post by The Green Writer on Oct 9, 2016 20:31:18 GMT -5
Everyone is drunk and high. Plus dragons
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Post by Ver Million on Oct 9, 2016 20:34:10 GMT -5
Well...I have two faves. 1. Blue robot has to shoot lemons at enemies. 2. You magically turn into a furry, and you form a team with other furries to save the world from destruction. You will cry at the end.
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Post by ℜust ℜed ℜose on Oct 9, 2016 20:40:55 GMT -5
ssquiffy I can't believe you did either. Even I didn't read the whole thing. That's why it's not spell checked.I'm curious, though; what do you think?
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Post by bastion main on Oct 9, 2016 20:46:56 GMT -5
two teams of 6 fight to the death while trying to capture or defend an objective there are 23 playable characters and their names are green cyborg ninja dude, high noon, discount iron man, edgy OC, call of duty, british girl, play of the game, hanzo is a class, the joker, chinese bootleg elsa, toblerone, spiderwoman, starcraft 2, mc hammer, outback steakhouse, harambe, russia, edgy grandma, lucioball, necromancy, tech support, sombra, and robot gandhi overwatch
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Post by ssquiffy on Oct 9, 2016 22:46:45 GMT -5
ssquiffy I can't believe you did either. Even I didn't read the whole thing. That's why it's not spell checked.I'm curious, though; what do you think? it was a good and slightly confusing read. i read it out loud too so my throat hurt D: the sis said its wow - is that right?
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Post by ℜust ℜed ℜose on Oct 9, 2016 23:12:13 GMT -5
ssquiffy I can't believe you did either. Even I didn't read the whole thing. That's why it's not spell checked.I'm curious, though; what do you think? it was a good and slightly confusing read. i read it out loud too so my throat hurt D: the sis said its wow - is that right? Yup! Love the game to no end. Of course, this version is certainly more confusing.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2016 0:48:39 GMT -5
Lady goes on archaeology thingy, runs into traps and people trying to kill her and her friends, murders tons of people without showing any remorse or hesitation, loots the corpses for ammo, while at the same time robbing the indigenous population of all of their valuables.
Yes I'm describing the Tomb Raider reboots
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2016 7:26:28 GMT -5
Custody battle over the dragon that makes everyone marry each other. Said dragon's dad tries to kill everyone, but nobody notices until they all jump into a canyon.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2016 7:29:30 GMT -5
B O X I S F R I E N D
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2016 7:33:09 GMT -5
a pink blob beats up a penguin, punches a giant rainbow bird, falls down a hole, eats some food, crashes a ship, and learns about stranger danger.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2016 7:53:42 GMT -5
Local Man Won't Stop Screaming, Insisting He's "Dragon-Born"
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