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Post by Stormheart on Jul 30, 2016 19:11:09 GMT -5
Warrior Cat Rap Battles
Episode one: Stripes on a Tiger
(There is a dark gray she-cat with tiger-like marking sitting on the lowest branch on the gathering island. Her violet eyes are ablaze with excitement as she leaps down to greet the audience.)
Dark gray she-cat: Hi! Welcome to Warrior Cat Rap Battles! I'm Stormheart! Today we will see which tom can rap the sickest beats. Give a warm welcome to Bumplestripe and Tigerheart!
(Tigerheart and Bumblestripe pad out of the brambles and sit at the base of the tree. Both are shooting hostile glares at each other.)
Stormheart: Hello boys. Are you ready to begin?
(Both toms are too busy arguing at each other to answer her question.)
Tigerheart: You're going down son!
Bumblestripe: Bring it flea-pelt!
Stormheart: Save it for the rap boys!
(Both toms hiss and stop arguing they then look at Stormheart, waiting to begin. TIgerheart flexed his claws in the dirt impatiently, while Bumblestripe flicks his tail irritably.)
Stormheart: Begin!
Tigerheart: Oh it’s you, have you got a clue? Dovewing doesn’t like you! You’re very meek, not to mention a control freak! If a cat even tried to breath you would go into a fit, just quit! Dude, relax! Why, I’m spitting out the facts! You’re conversations are so dull and boring, can’t you tell by the sound of snoring? Why do you think Dovewing half payed attention, did I forget to mention, how you’re always at her tail being a total piece of dung. You ask if she’d like to go catch prey, here’s an idea let her breath for a day! I give her space, and you’re always still on the chase, trying to grab her tail, no wonder she dumped you, looks like your love got stale.
Bumblestripe: I didn’t give into ambition and false superstition, you sided sister to blame a harmless mister, for your brother drowning in a pool, that’s totally not cool. When the darkness pulled you closer to their paws, Ivypool saved you with tooth and claws. For all your mistreating you got a big dose of a rear beating. You’re in a pool of your own sin and there’s no way you can win. At least I didn’t break the code you slimy little toad, hopping from ThunderClan to ShadowClan are you still sure of which clan you’re in? And imagine if you had kits? Leafpool would have a bunch of fits! What would they know you for? Your excessive amounts of gore? Shove off mouse-brain! There’s nothing for you to gain! Do you really think you can get away with forbidden love with my mate Dove?
Tigerheart: Wow, take a step back, you’re going to give Dove a heart attack! And defending your kin is what you’re supposed to do, unlike your family who say s c r e w you! Your so soft, half kittypet half clan cat, tons of drama with your mama, little paw steps going pitter-pat! You should've never been born, a source of ThunderClan’s scorn. Your daddy was a bad father not to mention your mother cat, she ignored you after your sister’s legs went flat! Mama always fussing, Daddy always cussing, another sister a Dark Forest trainee, your brains made of fleas. Guess what? My father is the leader of ShadowClan, and he’s not a fan of your dumb plan. By the way, how is Briar still alive? Fox, Ice, and Toad died while she still got to thrive?
Bumblestripe: You want to talk about families? How about yours? Your mother came from ThunderClan and stumbled across Shadow with her disloyal plan. Running Tigerstar, she was afraid she had it made being a daddy’s girl, with that said go and hit the bed. Your arguments are irrelevant and you didn’t inherit any intelligence, all you have is looks, hit the books! You act like a kit, when don’t have your way you throw a fit! All you do is whine, groan, and moan, it’s no wonder that she-cats don’t want to call you their own. Go away, I’ll be the victor today! Your romantic skills are lacking, which is why Dovewing sent you packing.
(The toms backs are arched and their fur is standing up. They are hissing and spitting. Stormheart goes to address the audience once more.)
Stormheart: So who won? Let us know in the comments below! Thank you for watching Warrior Cats Rap Battles! Also, feel free to give suggestions!
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Post by 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨 on Jul 30, 2016 19:26:38 GMT -5
Moderators/People incharge of the thread: LynxLeap and Stormheart
Cats that are hosts: Stormheart and Lynxleap
Episodes here so far:
1
Check above to find it.
and
WELCOME
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Post by 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨 on Jul 30, 2016 19:28:28 GMT -5
My character
Lynxleap: Silver she-cat with cyan eyes, and some black and white speckles. White paws and black tail tip, muzzle tip and ear tips, Grey nose
On the old wcf, the person who did my siggie cat kind fo gave me the idea for the description.
I look forward to the rap bats continuing!
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Post by Stormheart on Jul 30, 2016 19:46:34 GMT -5
Hi Lynx! What would you like episode 2 to be?
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Post by 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨 on Jul 30, 2016 20:19:28 GMT -5
Hum, we can do that Yellowfang vs Leafpool one, I can be Yellow, you be Leaf, and we paste it there.
The color yellow plastered upon a leaf?
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Post by Stormheart on Jul 30, 2016 20:26:03 GMT -5
Maybe, Yellow Spots on a Leaf?
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Post by 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨 on Jul 30, 2016 20:28:19 GMT -5
Yellow Leaf in a pool with a fang mark through it.
XD
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Post by 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨 on Jul 30, 2016 21:24:11 GMT -5
Storm you want to start?
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Post by 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨 on Jul 30, 2016 21:31:04 GMT -5
Also in my first post, can I add moderators here, and like other details?
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Post by Stormheart on Jul 30, 2016 21:43:58 GMT -5
Honestly I'm a little tired to put a lot of time and effort into it, I'll try my best though.
Leafpool: Looks like we have here a ragged old she-cat, whose fur is so filthy and full of mat. Who fell for the leader of ShadowClan, who as soon as you had your kits, wasn't your man. StarClan chose to punish you for your mistakes instead of me, for my kits were in a major prophecy as two of them were part of the three. What was your kit known for, his excessive amounts of bloodshed, and being messed up in the head? All the lives of innocent kits, apprentices, and warriors that have died under your son's rain, never would of happened if you never had kits, stupid Yellowfang. So what if you killed him in the end, it was your fault in the first place, thinking that the code could bend. Especially for you and your miserable tail, no wonder you decided to bail.
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Post by Stormheart on Jul 30, 2016 21:44:59 GMT -5
Also in my first post, can I add moderators here, and like other details? Sure! Maybe this should be our planning page though... |
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Post by 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨 on Jul 30, 2016 21:53:32 GMT -5
Yellowfang: I had a better son in the end, one that your kits did descend. Your dad was a better cat then my blood son, so wait up kitty before you run! Well again, you left your clan, for a tom and ran. I stayed in mine and went through more then you could think to explore! But you ran to be with him, which left the badger to tore. You mentor suffered and died, and if you stayed she might have lived ad thrived. But no, you left, to be a selfish cat too. Love was more important to you then that cats that needed you? Well did you decide as soon as you noticed this that you would dump him? Talk about a wimp...
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Post by 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨 on Jul 30, 2016 21:54:02 GMT -5
Also in my first post, can I add moderators here, and like other details? Sure! Maybe this should be our planning page though... True! But momentarily main page? |
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Post by Stormheart on Jul 30, 2016 21:56:49 GMT -5
(I think Yellow already won. I'm having a brain fart...)
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Post by Stormheart on Jul 30, 2016 21:57:41 GMT -5
Sure! Maybe this should be our planning page though... True! But momentarily main page? Yeah |
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Post by 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨 on Jul 30, 2016 21:59:03 GMT -5
Hey, I'm sure you can come up with something, look up stuff if you need to. :3
And okay!
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Post by Stormheart on Jul 30, 2016 22:03:51 GMT -5
(Nope, can't think of anything...)
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Post by 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨 on Jul 30, 2016 22:04:58 GMT -5
(Nope, can't think of anything...) Maybe bring up YellowFang's death or banishment? |
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Post by Stormheart on Jul 30, 2016 22:11:45 GMT -5
Hmm... I will try at 11:30 at the latest.
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Post by 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨 on Jul 30, 2016 22:17:01 GMT -5
Okay?
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Post by Stormheart on Jul 30, 2016 22:29:47 GMT -5
Leafpool: I left for a reason, at least I'm not the one who committed treason. You wanted Brokenstar to stay in the clans? How many cats died for your crappy plans? I see that smoke has fogged up your brain, some kitty took a ride on the crazy train! Your insane, and you got yourself to blame. If only you had held your breath then there would have been one less death. You're jealous because me and Crow had something going on, while you and Ragged were like a pathetic love song. Sadly with all your lies, you forgot to keep your eyes on the prize. So long little Yellow fang, why don't you take your cane and go for a walk? I'm getting tired of all your nonsense talk. (Finally!  |
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Post by 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨 on Jul 30, 2016 22:44:17 GMT -5
YellowFang: Now that's the real nonsense, it's your mouth! Do us all a favor and shut your snout! You are a quitter, step down from position. What do you do it for Leafpool, to get attention? You and crow, I don't think so, more like Crow and Feather, or Crow and Night? HE named himself after some else, that's right! So get some cover, stop being like your son and see! Stop being so proud of your family tree. Unlike my mate, your's got another. You where a replacement, kinda like the others! At least I stayed in my own clan with mates. While you broke two rules, and for Cinderpelt, too late! So run away Leafpool to Crowfeather, oh wait, I forgot he got a new cat to help him through the weather.
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Post by twigpool on Jul 30, 2016 23:46:26 GMT -5
My little kit brain has been blown
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Post by 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨 on Jul 30, 2016 23:53:58 GMT -5
You want to do a battle with me Twig?
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Post by 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨 on Jul 31, 2016 0:31:07 GMT -5
Okay, anyone else?
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Post by 𝕊𝕙𝕒𝕕𝕠𝕨 on Jul 31, 2016 21:40:38 GMT -5
bump?
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Kooliana
I'm inactive right now, so, yeah.
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Post by Kooliana on Aug 15, 2016 10:26:48 GMT -5
This really cool! Are others allowed to battle? Because I'd like to try.
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Post by Stormheart on Sept 16, 2016 20:36:19 GMT -5
Of course you may rap! Sorry this thread has been dead lately...
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Kooliana
I'm inactive right now, so, yeah.
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Post by Kooliana on Sept 17, 2016 10:52:17 GMT -5
Oh, its fine.
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Post by Stormheart on Sept 17, 2016 18:13:20 GMT -5
Awesome! Who do you want to rap battle with? Maybe Bramblestar vs Hawkfrost? I call Bramble 😁
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