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May 8, 2018 9:08:06 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 9:08:06 GMT -5
//screams bc i am unable to read the last two panels on mobile.
guess ill die.
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May 8, 2018 9:16:25 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 9:16:25 GMT -5
//screams bc i am unable to read the last two panels on mobile. guess ill die. It's made so you can't, mainly due to necessity more than anything. (You can tell what's going on somewhat easily by the look on Tamino's face though...)
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 10:12:00 GMT -5
also I made this back in like December or something but now that it's relevant here it is: but yeah the basic message from page 138: the don is Not A Good Guy. at All. he is The Worst
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May 8, 2018 10:19:12 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 10:19:12 GMT -5
ive noticed something. the way you draw their muzzles has progressively gotten longer and more defined over time.
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May 8, 2018 10:23:33 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 10:23:33 GMT -5
ive noticed something. the way you draw their muzzles has progressively gotten longer and more defined over time. if someone read the whole thing so far it would probably look like I just took their muzzles and pulled them like some kind of tom and jerry slapstick. It does make it easier to draw them talking though and it's generally more expressive. also they seem to have gotten thicker outlines, necks, and bigger ears but idk
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May 8, 2018 10:30:15 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 10:30:15 GMT -5
Accurate prediction of what redhearts cats will look like in 2020
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May 8, 2018 10:33:00 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 10:33:00 GMT -5
Hold up im gonna do something. it'll be hilarious i promise.
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May 8, 2018 10:36:02 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 10:36:02 GMT -5
Accurate prediction of what redhearts cats will look like in 2020 yeah that'll be it basically they'll look like that damn cartoon aardvark
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May 8, 2018 10:50:42 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 10:50:42 GMT -5
@redheartofriverclan
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May 8, 2018 11:09:51 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 11:09:51 GMT -5
I might as well stop Ensemble here and now because nothing I can ever make will top that. That is glorious.
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May 8, 2018 12:18:58 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 12:18:58 GMT -5
I made it better worse @bumbleberry
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May 8, 2018 12:29:03 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 12:29:03 GMT -5
im gonna lose it this is great.
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May 8, 2018 12:35:20 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 12:35:20 GMT -5
im gonna lose it this is great. cardinal rule of ensemble: any time you have the opportunity for a roast of papageno, you must use it
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May 8, 2018 12:37:30 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 12:37:30 GMT -5
im kust kinda proud that i could sorta copy your art style well enough to draw that lmao.
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May 8, 2018 12:58:00 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 12:58:00 GMT -5
im kust kinda proud that i could sorta copy your art style well enough to draw that lmao. it's pretty easy once you get the hang of it (I like to think), mainly because it's just curvier circles and triangles
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May 8, 2018 20:01:00 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 8, 2018 20:01:00 GMT -5
things that do not keep me up at night: any kind of dire responsibility or immediate issue things that do keep me up at night: ethical debates about the character of leporello
(yeah I guess my opera [redacted]posts are just going here from now on???)
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May 9, 2018 10:13:54 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2018 10:13:54 GMT -5
owo whats this
it no longer blinds me with screaming eyeball neon
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May 9, 2018 10:55:27 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 9, 2018 10:55:27 GMT -5
owo whats this it no longer blinds me with screaming eyeball neon no longer does it make our eyes bleed out! neon old colors are Gone, Finally
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May 10, 2018 10:08:01 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2018 10:08:01 GMT -5
Damn, i was really rooting for Figaro.
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May 10, 2018 10:36:22 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 10, 2018 10:36:22 GMT -5
the new better ensemble hunger games in its entirety- with, of course, the occasional wisecrack by the author. most of these cats are somewhere on the cast list, barring the couple that I am still too lazy to add.
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds. Tamino runs away from the Cornucopia. Papageno runs away from the Cornucopia. Sarastro finds a bag full of explosives. The Speaker runs away from the Cornucopia. Figaro runs away from the Cornucopia. Donna Elvira runs away from the Cornucopia. Don Giovanni runs away from the Cornucopia. Count Almaviva finds a backpack full of camping equipment. Barbarina takes a spear from inside the cornucopia. Zerlina runs away from the Cornucopia. Leporello rips a mace out of Monostatos's hands. Don Ottavio runs away from the Cornucopia. Despina runs away from the Cornucopia. Susanna runs away from the Cornucopia. Crazy Old Trial Lady grabs a shovel. Cherubino gathers as much food as they can. Countess Almaviva and Don Alfonso fight for a bag. Countess Almaviva gives up and retreats. Donna Anna takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia Masetto runs away from the Cornucopia. The Queen of the Night scares Pamina away from the cornucopia. (what a loving mother.) Fiorello runs away from the Cornucopia.
Donna Elvira makes a slingshot. Tamino begs for Despina to kill him. She refuses, keeping Tamino alive. (dang, we almost got a chance for this comic to not have an annoying main protagonist!) Fiorello tends to Pamina's wounds. Don Ottavio goes hunting. Donna Anna makes a wooden spear. Masetto shoots an arrow into The Speaker's head. (because nobody likes a politician) Leporello chases The Crazy Old Trial Lady. The Queen of the Night runs away from Countess Almaviva. Cherubino discovers a river. Papageno injures himself. Susanna sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate. Count Almaviva injures himself. Don Alfonso tries to sleep through the entire day. Sarastro makes a wooden spear. Figaro diverts Monostatos's attention and runs away. Barbarina receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor. Don Giovanni scares Zerlina off. (this is a perfectly reasonable thing for zerlina to do. run zerlina)
Donna Anna stays awake all night. Don Giovanni tends to his wounds. Donna Elvira, The Queen of the Night, Countess Almaviva, and Zerlina tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood. (so we have a cat who hangs out in a train station, a queen-in-name-only, a countess, and a peasant...ok) The Crazy Old Trial Lady receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor. Barbarina and Masetto huddle for warmth. Monostatos convinces Don Alfonso to snuggle with him. (ass holes apparently attract each other? Don Ottavio looks at the night sky. Tamino tries to treat his infection. Leporello quietly hums. Count Almaviva and Susanna hold hands. (susanna probably did not agree to this. kill the count already) Cherubino defeats Pamina in a fight, but spares her life. (how does a clueless kitten defeat pamina? I don't know) Fiorello decapitates Sarastro with a sword. (again, because nobody likes politicians!) Papageno cries himself to sleep. (he probably does this without being in a hunger games simulator regularly enough.) Despina receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor. Figaro quietly hums.
Susanna overhears The Crazy Old Trial Lady and Despina talking in the distance. Fiorello questions his sanity. Don Giovanni overhears Leporello and Monostatos talking in the distance. The Queen of the Night kills Tamino while he is resting. (She probably drowned him like she had her husband do with Sarastro's kids.) Papageno makes a slingshot. Pamina receives clean water from an unknown sponsor. Don Alfonso makes a wooden spear. Masetto silently snaps Cherubino's neck. (I mean, Cherubino's a kitten. I would image this to be a rather easy task) Countess Almaviva, Zerlina, Don Ottavio, and Donna Elvira track down and kill Donna Anna. Barbarina fishes. Figaro makes a slingshot. Count Almaviva practices his archery.
Countess Almaviva tends to her wounds. Fiorello thinks about winning. Donna Elvira cooks her food before putting her fire out. (she's not afraid o fire obviously. unlike leporello who's a weenie) Pamina sets an explosive off, killing Monostatos. (HELL YEAH) Don Ottavio looks at the night sky. Papageno passes out from exhaustion. Barbarina thinks about winning. Masetto kills Don Giovanni with a sickle. (good) Susanna climbs a tree to rest. Don Alfonso and Count Almaviva huddle for warmth. (ass holes really do attract other ass holes!) Figaro and Crazy Old Trial Lady sleep in shifts. Zerlina receives clean water from an unknown sponsor. Despina shoots a poisonous blow dart into Leporello's neck, slowly killing him. (ass holes attract other ass holes, but apparently snarky servants hate each other) The Queen of the Night tries to sing herself to sleep.
Papageno explores the arena. Figaro makes a wooden spear. Zerlina attacks The Queen of the Night, but she manages to escape. Donna Elvira throws a knife into Fiorello's head. (this is entirely improbable but given the badassery of Elvira it's probably possible) Barbarina sprains her ankle while running away from Don Alfonso. Count Almaviva, Countess Almaviva, Don Ottavio, Pamina, and Crazy Old Trial Lady hunt for other tributes. (this is the only thing the almavivas have probably done together in a while) Masetto sprains his ankle while running away from Susanna. Despina receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
The arena turns pitch black and nobody can see a thing. Don Ottavio survives. The Queen of the Night survives. (of course she does she's the queen of the NIGHT for god's sake) Crazy Old Trial Lady flails her weapon around, accidently killing Count Almaviva. (good.) Countess Almaviva survives. Susanna finds and kills Figaro, who was making too much noise. (I mean y'all could have just gotten a divorce but ok) Don Alfonso trips on a rock and falls off a cliff. (lol bye) Pamina survives. (again, of course she does.) Zerlina survives. Masetto survives. Papageno survives. Donna Elvira survives. Despina survives. Barbarina trips on a rock and falls off a cliff. (why are there so many cliffs here jfc)
The Queen of the Night and Zerlina sleep in shifts. Pamina stays awake all night. (OF COURSE SHE DOES) Papageno, Masetto, Despina, Susanna, and Countess Almaviva sleep in shifts. Donna Elvira questions her sanity. Don Ottavio tries to sing himself to sleep. (weak-ass tenor) Crazy Old Trial Lady receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
The Queen of the Night, Zerlina, Crazy Old Trial Lady, and Don Ottavio hunt for other tributes. (strange group.) Despina makes a slingshot. Donna Elvira receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor. Pamina defeats Papageno in a fight, but spares his life. Masetto receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor. Susanna chases Countess Almaviva.
Pamina and Don Ottavio talk about the tributes still alive. Susanna and Zerlina tell stories about themselves to each other. Crazy Old Trial Lady, Donna Elvira, Despina, The Queen of the Night, and Masetto sleep in shifts. Papageno attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful. (like everything else he tries to do.) Countess Almaviva sets up camp for the night.
Susanna injures herself. Donna Elvira travels to higher ground. (I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND ANAKIN) Pamina camouflauges herself in the bushes. Despina fishes. Countess Almaviva camouflauges herself in the bushes. Crazy Old Trial Lady and Zerlina work together for the day. Papageno stalks Masetto. Don Ottavio diverts The Queen of the Night's attention and runs away.
Monkey mutts fill the arena. Pamina dies from internal bleeding caused by a monkey mutt. (wow ok) Countess Almaviva survives. Susanna injures Papageno and leaves him for the monkey mutts. (clearly he was too pathetic for her.) Crazy Old Trial Lady is pummeled to the ground and killed by a troop of monkey mutts. Despina injures Donna Elvira and leaves her for the monkey mutts. (what is with this sadistic monkey mutt death plan everyone has for each other) Don Ottavio survives. Zerlina survives. The Queen of the Night injures Masetto and leaves him for the monkey mutts. (the queen still means business here.)
The Queen of the Night climbs a tree to rest. Zerlina receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor. Despina fends Susanna, Don Ottavio, and Countess Almaviva away from her fire. (how is ottavio still alive???)
The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families. The Queen of the Night, Zerlina, Countess Almaviva, and Susanna team up to grab food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs. (I could kind of see it. except for the queen. she has alliances with nobody.) Don Ottavio decides not to go to The Feast. Despina decides not to go to The Feast. (man I forgot despina was even here)
Don Ottavio and Susanna split up to search for resources. (susanna would kill ottavio in like five seconds in reality) Zerlina runs away from Despina. Countess Almaviva defeats The Queen of the Night in a fight, but spares her life.
Zerlina defeats The Queen of the Night in a fight, but spares her life. (clearly everyone is too afraid of the queen to actually kill her) Susanna dies from hypothermia. (maybe if you hadn't killed your own damn husband you wouldn't die alone like this,,, hmmm) Despina kills Don Ottavio with a sickle. (good!) Countess Almaviva loses sight of where she is.
Countess Almaviva throws a knife into Despina's chest. (how?) Zerlina receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor. The Queen of the Night falls into a pit and dies. (god save the queen...)
Zerlina falls into a pit and dies. (someone should really fill in that pit.)
and once again, countess almaviva wins. What's Her Secret????
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May 10, 2018 11:39:41 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 10, 2018 11:39:41 GMT -5
I'd pay good money to see that.
Very unsurprised.
Me too buddy.
Pobably a bad move.
OTP.
Me too buddy.
GODTIER
"F"
I had to stop and laugh at this one.
OOF, harsh.
it would have been pretty funny if at some point there was a "Monostatos camouflages himself in the bushes" because. he. kinda can't.
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May 10, 2018 12:05:49 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 10, 2018 12:05:49 GMT -5
I'd pay good money to see that. Very unsurprised. Me too buddy. Pobably a bad move. OTP. Me too buddy. GODTIER"F" I had to stop and laugh at this one. OOF, harsh. it would have been pretty funny if at some point there was a "Monostatos camouflages himself in the bushes" because. he. kinda can't. the countess managed to disguise herself which makes no sense because she looks like this- like there's no way she's going to camouflage let's be real. then again that still pales in comparison to this-
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May 10, 2018 12:47:05 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2018 12:47:05 GMT -5
Maybe. It was a cotton bush?
Honestly those snakes are pretty though. But heck me if every time i think of thrm/Monostatos my brain doesnt go back to
Black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black ad yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and ye--
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May 10, 2018 13:43:06 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 10, 2018 13:43:06 GMT -5
Maybe. It was a cotton bush? Honestly those snakes are pretty though. But heck me if every time i think of thrm/Monostatos my brain doesnt go back to Black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black ad yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and ye-- I mean that's possible but improbable. I could see the Don, or Leporello, or Susanna, or the Speaker, or hell even Papageno to blend in well, but no apparently a pale tan longhair can. I will fund a bee movie where every bee is just Monostatos. hey wait a second monostatos could blend in by morphing into a wasp or bee!
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May 10, 2018 19:07:53 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 10, 2018 19:07:53 GMT -5
concept: the bee movie but (badly) written by monostatos instead and made into an obvious self-insert story
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May 10, 2018 20:02:14 GMT -5
Post by ғewp|leaf🍁 on May 10, 2018 20:02:14 GMT -5
Well the begging words of the Bee movie is a fact
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May 10, 2018 20:11:45 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 10, 2018 20:11:45 GMT -5
Well the begging words of the Bee movie is a fact or maybe it's notthe bee movie spreads lies and slander pass it on also now I'm seriously considering writing monostatos's version of the bee movie
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May 10, 2018 20:41:36 GMT -5
Post by ғewp|leaf🍁 on May 10, 2018 20:41:36 GMT -5
Yeah like one part they put a new stinger on his butt like do you even think that's possible? Lol
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May 10, 2018 21:00:56 GMT -5
Post by Deleted on May 10, 2018 21:00:56 GMT -5
Yeah like one part they put a new stinger on his butt like do you even think that's possible? Lol my question: how are there so many male bees in this hive???
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May 10, 2018 21:09:32 GMT -5
Post by ғewp|leaf🍁 on May 10, 2018 21:09:32 GMT -5
The movie just doesn't make sense!
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