Post by Ivyfalcon on Aug 2, 2019 21:30:42 GMT -5
Fireheart: *Going out to investigate because Mousefur and Thornpaw were attacked near the Thunderpath. Reaches Thunderpath and sees Whitethroat, a ShadowClan cat standing near the body of a brown tabby tom.*
Fireheart: Hey, Whitethroat. What are you doing here?
Whitethroat: *Looks terrified.*
Fireheart: Hmmm, that dead body looks familiar. Probably just some cat I’ve seen at a gathering.
Tigerclaw: *Shows up behind Fireheart.* Hey, how are you doing, Fireheart. Look, I just killed a ThunderClan warrior.
Fireheart: Wait, what?! You did? *Looks really confused.*
Tigerclaw: Umm, yeah? You know, Runningwind. I killed him. See? *Gestures towards body.*
Fireheart: *Stares at him blankly.* Who’s Runningwind?
Tigerclaw: *Facepalms and sighs.* Okay, okay, fine. Next time I’ll just kill someone more memorable. I get it. Killing random background characters isn’t very threatening.
Fireheart: Just get out of ThunderClan territory please.
Whitethroat: Ahhhh, I’m so scared. I’m a background character!! What if Tigerclaw kills me too? *Runs out into Thunderpath and gets hit.*
Fireheart: Oh no, Whitethroat’s dead! *Genuinely looks sad.*
Tigerclaw: You’re more upset about Whitethroat’s death than Runningwind’s?
Fireheart: Well, yeah, obviously. I knew Whitethroat.
Tigerclaw: You know what, bye. I’ll kill you later. I really don’t want to continue this stupid conversation. This is why kittypets should never be warriors.
***
Later, in camp
***
Fireheart: *Comes back with Runningwind’s body.* Hey guys, look what I found. Tigerclaw killed this random cat.
Mousefur: Umm, that’s Runningwind…
Fireheart: Why does everyone keep saying that?
Mousefur: Because, you know, that’s his name.
Fireheart: I didn’t know that, actually. Who is Runningwind anyways?
Mousefur: Hello, he’s my brother!
Fireheart: You have a brother?!
One-eye and Halftail: He’s our son, too!
Dappletail: He’s my mate, also, according to the family tree on the new Warriors website.
Fireheart: What?
Dappletail: Nevermind… *Runs out of camp to her secret computer and reads Warriors fanfictions.*
***
At Firestar’s nine lives ceremony
***
Runningwind: Hi, Fireheart. How have you been?
Fireheart: Do I know you? *Whispers.* Spottedleaf, who is he?
Spottedleaf: *Sighs, shaking her head.* That’s Runningwind, remember?
Fireheart: Oh yeah, the random cat Tigerclaw killed a couple of books ago.
Runningwind: With this life I give you tireless energy. Use it well to carry out the duties of a leader.
Fireheart: Hey, one question before you go. Why are you, a cat from another Clan that I never met in life, giving me a life?
Runningwind: Okay, I am revoking the life I just gave you. Goodbye. *Mutters.* Good riddance. I’m off to the Dark Forest. They’re less annoying.
~~~
A/N: Poor Runningwind. He's so forgettable.
Fireheart: Hey, Whitethroat. What are you doing here?
Whitethroat: *Looks terrified.*
Fireheart: Hmmm, that dead body looks familiar. Probably just some cat I’ve seen at a gathering.
Tigerclaw: *Shows up behind Fireheart.* Hey, how are you doing, Fireheart. Look, I just killed a ThunderClan warrior.
Fireheart: Wait, what?! You did? *Looks really confused.*
Tigerclaw: Umm, yeah? You know, Runningwind. I killed him. See? *Gestures towards body.*
Fireheart: *Stares at him blankly.* Who’s Runningwind?
Tigerclaw: *Facepalms and sighs.* Okay, okay, fine. Next time I’ll just kill someone more memorable. I get it. Killing random background characters isn’t very threatening.
Fireheart: Just get out of ThunderClan territory please.
Whitethroat: Ahhhh, I’m so scared. I’m a background character!! What if Tigerclaw kills me too? *Runs out into Thunderpath and gets hit.*
Fireheart: Oh no, Whitethroat’s dead! *Genuinely looks sad.*
Tigerclaw: You’re more upset about Whitethroat’s death than Runningwind’s?
Fireheart: Well, yeah, obviously. I knew Whitethroat.
Tigerclaw: You know what, bye. I’ll kill you later. I really don’t want to continue this stupid conversation. This is why kittypets should never be warriors.
***
Later, in camp
***
Fireheart: *Comes back with Runningwind’s body.* Hey guys, look what I found. Tigerclaw killed this random cat.
Mousefur: Umm, that’s Runningwind…
Fireheart: Why does everyone keep saying that?
Mousefur: Because, you know, that’s his name.
Fireheart: I didn’t know that, actually. Who is Runningwind anyways?
Mousefur: Hello, he’s my brother!
Fireheart: You have a brother?!
One-eye and Halftail: He’s our son, too!
Dappletail: He’s my mate, also, according to the family tree on the new Warriors website.
Fireheart: What?
Dappletail: Nevermind… *Runs out of camp to her secret computer and reads Warriors fanfictions.*
***
At Firestar’s nine lives ceremony
***
Runningwind: Hi, Fireheart. How have you been?
Fireheart: Do I know you? *Whispers.* Spottedleaf, who is he?
Spottedleaf: *Sighs, shaking her head.* That’s Runningwind, remember?
Fireheart: Oh yeah, the random cat Tigerclaw killed a couple of books ago.
Runningwind: With this life I give you tireless energy. Use it well to carry out the duties of a leader.
Fireheart: Hey, one question before you go. Why are you, a cat from another Clan that I never met in life, giving me a life?
Runningwind: Okay, I am revoking the life I just gave you. Goodbye. *Mutters.* Good riddance. I’m off to the Dark Forest. They’re less annoying.
~~~
A/N: Poor Runningwind. He's so forgettable.