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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2017 17:22:53 GMT -5
I have printed (!) copies of every story I wrote back in The Day(TM)
here are the results: I managed to predict the trump wall with...cats and opera. how. why this one character died like 7000 times. hansel... he was a real og...could die thousands of times and come back like it was nothing Gretel, the chainsaw-wielding kitten sociopath that killed witches for fun forced Hetero romance everywhere, it's bad these cats literally don't have noses they just have thick lines that look sort of like noses I timeskipped a few important plot points because I didn't feel like writing them lmao the bizarre early renditions of CatHell the villains' hobbies are...evil. that's literally all I wrote down. why you ain't seen anything until you've seen an MS Paint rendition of a cat dressed as a bird,,,flirting with the audience,,,for some reason me not knowing the difference between tough and though me making the Sandman basically an author avatar of myself for whatever reason the characters say "mozart" instead of "god" so they go "oh my mozart" instead what is this implying is there a religion on this??? later in another story I said it all took place in an aternate universe how do they know of mozart if they're in an alternate universe where cats act like humans instead? did mozart create the alternate universe??? ??????? me making it obvious certain characters were gay/bi but trying to hide it for whatever reason and failing miserably it's pretty obvious Figaro was bisexual in these (as he is in Ensemble) so I'm not entirely sure why I was trying to hide that lmao MS Paint circle tool casually mentioning "oh and he tried to hang himself but that's not important" trying to fit the bizarre demands of The Manipulative Friend Known as Iceheart and failing miserably why do the witches eat kittens though me trying to give stories ~plot twists~ and it falling flat on its face
my weird childhood opera crap was a dark time and I don't ever want to look at it again
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Post by vakarian on Sept 22, 2017 17:23:13 GMT -5
whats a skrim also i found some gems from when i wrote fanfics
((click the images to make em bigger))
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2017 20:32:32 GMT -5
Redheart looks at her old crap, part 2
-I like how there's so many casualthingsgoing on here, like there's cannibal witches eating kids and eldritch abomination serpents and everyone's like "lol what can you do" -the family tree...I wrote one down when I was like eleven and it makes NO sense -how does the government work in this universe??? -like there's kings but also apparently the rich cats have a hand in it somehow??? -what??? -so every witch has a magic power, according to this, but how do those get distributed??? why does one have the ability to be invincible but another has the ability to...turn things into gingerbread? What Are The Rules -there are retcons in every other paragraph -"the alley cats looked at her with love shaped eyes" and what exactly are Love shaped eyes??? do I want to know??? -the amount of attempted murders that were forgiven or whatever is...disturbing -there's a mother trying to marry her own son but to be fair that was in the source material anyway -the annotations I had in these things are really horrible and I love them -like there's a bit where they're sending this teenage kitten off to war and the annotation's just "well guess how he dies in the sequel" lmao -Mary Sues everywhere -this was supposed to involve many many different characters and plots but it didn't work because I only focused on like four of them anyway lmao -my old character designs bring back a bizarre sense of nostalgia -these characters are in an alternate universe of cats and yet they celebrate thanksgiving???? -how??? -what did I have with hacking off legs because I swear it happened to like 5 different cats -99% of some of these stories are just dialogue, I'm not even kidding -my attempts of getting crap past the radar when I was ten are... amusing -I was good at drawing with a cursor somehow -the character interactions in this thing are really weird because one minute they're best friends and the next they think "well I only knew him for five minutes" -cIRCLE TOOL INTENSIFIES -there are 3 pairs of found parents in this -at least -how does magic work? why doesn't anyone use it? Where Does It Come From -the bit that all witches are black cats was actually kind of clever for ten year old me -the birds can talk but only to one cat, and they're all the most uncreative and stereotypical birds you can imagine -the first of these was 2 pages and the last was 60 pages. how?? -some of the stuff I wrote is downright disturbing now because of its implications of this bizarre cat society
thank god I improved enough to the point that ensemble is somewhat readable
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