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Post by EthanTheAnnus on Jan 24, 2017 17:49:55 GMT -5
Act I ThunderClan is better than you
Tigerheart: Hmmm... I'm bored. I know, I'll go meet up with Dovewing. Tawnypelt: Is that wise? Tigerheart: Of course, old mother!
A SHORT TIME LATER...
Dovewing: Tigerheart... I'm with Bumblestripe now. Tigerheart: But... But I'm ShadowClan! I'm deputy! I'm awesome! I'm gonna be Tigerstar II! Dovewing: Bumblestripe is better. Tigerheart: Did you not hear that I will be Tigerstar II? Dovewing *with scorn*: ThunderClan is better than you. Tigerheart *Dejected*: Fine... I'll just leave then. Dovewing: Go and live your life. Tigerheart *snarls*: You should leave too, moron. Dovewing *angry*: Don't tell me how to live my life!
TWO DAYS LATER...
Tigerheart: Hey Needletail! Hey Needletail! Hey Needletail! Needletail *sighs*: What, flea-pelt? Tigerheart: Since I hate Dovewing, wanna be mates? Huh? You wanna? You wanna? Needletail *checks watch*: Uhhh... I'm late for meeting my boyfriend. Tigerheart: Say what?!? Needletail: It's Alderheart. Tigerheart *splutters*: But I'm ShadowClan! I'm deputy! I'm awesome! I'm going to be Tigerstar II! Needletail: Alderheart is better. Tigerheart: Did you not hear that I'm going to be Tigerstar II? Needletail: ThunderClan is better than you.
THREE MINUTES LATER...
Tigerheart *walks up to Rowanstar, who is talking to Leafpool*: Hey dad.. Rowanstar: Sorry son. I'm busy. Tigerheart: But I'm your deputy! Rowanstar: ThunderClan is better than you.
NEXT PART OUT SOON.
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Post by theRavenflight on Jan 24, 2017 20:37:13 GMT -5
10/10
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Post by EthanTheAnnus on Jan 30, 2017 0:07:11 GMT -5
Thanks. It's very, very spoofy
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Post by Owlmoon on Jan 31, 2017 21:36:05 GMT -5
LOL 10/10
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